Chapter 615: The storytelling is as shocking as a killing array
Liu Yu said, pulled Liu Muzhi's hand suddenly, and shouted: "Fatty, go quickly!" And with his words, Liu Yu's people had already flown out four or five steps away, and with the small bowl in Liu Muzhi's hand, they suddenly fell to the ground because of this force, and with a "snap", they fell apart.
Liu Muzhi just picked up a small bowl, and he was still in the bowl with seasonings, and he pulled Liu Yu like this, and his fat body, which weighed more than 200 pounds, flew straight up like a cloth bag, and ran towards the corner of the crowd that had not yet closed, and his voice was crying: "My stinky tofu!" ”
Uncle Li's eyes widened, and his voice came from behind Liu Yu with the wind: "Liu Yu, Liu Yu, your money, you haven't taken your money yet!" ”
Liu Yu pulled Liu Muzhi like this, walked through the streets and alleys, and ran out for three or four miles in one breath, until the air could not smell even the aroma or smell of stinky tofu in addition to the smell of sweat on Liu Muzhi's body, Liu Yu stopped, Liu Muzhi bent down and began to vomit sour water on the ground, while vomiting, he said angrily: "Send it, send slave, you, you kid, kid, do you want my life?" I, I'm a reader, a reader, but, no, no, without you, so, can, can, can, can ......"
He said three times in a row, but he couldn't say it anymore, Liu Yu stroked his back with a smile and said, "I can run, I know." I said, why are you getting more and more useless, fat man? When I joined the army with us before, I practiced running in the mountains and forests for more than ten days, and it wasn't so unbearable. ”
Liu Muzhi finally finished vomiting, straightened his waist, and looked at Liu Yu breathlessly: "You kid, don't you kid know?" Over the years, you, you have been running like this every day, much faster than before, and I, I have joined the army every day, dealing with official documents, how can I exercise every day like you. Don't you know that you're running faster than your mother's horse. ”
Liu Yu laughed, and gently patted Liu Muzhi's big belly, and the fat floated through the satin clothes: "Didn't we Liu Gaozhi Liu Yingyang say it?" Run as fast as a horse, what an infantryman! It seems that you kid didn't stay in the army as an infantryman because it was cheaper for you, otherwise, I guess you'd be a skinny monkey now. ”
Liu Muzhi shook his head disdainfully, and also patted his belly: "What do you know, what is loaded here is not oil and water, but knowledge, do you understand knowledge?" This is called learning to be rich and five cars, only eight buckets high, and there is no goods in the stomach, how can it be done? I haven't settled accounts with you yet, don't you know that I entered Jiankang City today just to eat that stinky tofu? I've been drooling for a few days, and it's all your fault today, I didn't eat! ”
Liu Yu said with a smile: "Why don't you just eat stinky tofu, when you finish your business, I will invite you to eat ten plates." ”
Liu Muzhi said hatefully: "Others don't know me, don't you know me, in this world, I, Liu Muzhi, am easy to talk to, but fame and food can't be abandoned." I've been hungry for this meal for several days, and I want to eat this fried stinky tofu more than eating roasted whole sheep, you say, how are you going to compensate me? ”
Liu Yu smiled and waved his hand: "Okay, okay, now we also have money, if you buy a part today, you will have extra money, whatever you want to eat, I will pay, this is always fine." ”
Liu Muzhi looked sad for a moment, and then smiled: "It's about the same, even if you have a little conscience." ”
Liu Yu hooked the corners of his mouth, remembered the stinky dried tofu just now, and said, "But I'm very strange, this thing stinks, how did it come from?" It's not like I've never eaten tofu before, how have I ever seen something like this? ”
Liu Muzhi laughed: "You don't understand this, these stinky tofu have to be soaked in salt and brine at the turn of spring and summer, so that they can change color and hair, so that they can be so smelly." But as long as it is fried in oil, it is charred on the outside and tender on the inside, fragrant on the lips and tongue. That sourness, that taste ............" Liu Muzhi said, his expression became incomparably intoxicated, he closed his eyes, inhaled deeply, and licked his lips with his tongue involuntarily, as if he had just eaten a plate of stinky dried tofu and was savoring it.
Liu Yu also swallowed a bubble of saliva, he knew that what this dead fat man liked to eat must be the best taste in the world, and said with a smile: "Okay, okay, don't be numb here, you stared at other people's stinky tofu all day last time, and finally rubbed a plate to eat, is it also shameless like this?" ”
Liu Muzhi's face turned red, and he snorted: "I was going to take the opportunity to chat with Uncle Li, I just came to Jiankang at that time, and I was not familiar with the situation here. Are you really a starving ghost reincarnated, just to eat, don't you even want a face? ”
Liu Yu smiled and shook his head: "I said, although you kid can't walk when he sees delicious food, he won't come to Jiankang and lose our people in Jingkou." Well, it's been almost an hour, it's almost noon, and we're going to hurry up and go to the slave auction market, that's the business. Do you know where? ”
Liu Muzhi was about to speak, but suddenly he only heard a gong outside the alley, an old and powerful voice, and said unhurriedly: "Ladies and gentlemen, merchants come and go, there is money to hold a money field, and there is no money to hold a personal field. ”
Liu Yu's heart moved, and Liu Muzhi glanced at each other, closed his mouth, pricked up his ears, and listened carefully, this voice, he was a little familiar, but he couldn't remember where he heard it for a while, with this question, he quietly listened to this person's words.
"Last time, we said that the chariot of the Qin army rushed to the warriors of our Beifu army crossing the river, it was two hundred chariots, each of which was pulled by four high-headed horses, with crossbowmen, royal hands, and halberdiers, all of whom were experienced in a hundred battles of Qin nobles, and they had to kill more than ten people to be qualified to pull this chariot.
Liu Yu's heart was overjoyed, and he whispered to Liu Muzhi: "Who is this person, it seems to be on the battlefield, it is really quite similar, in fact, don't say it, although I know that this tiger skin can scare the enemy war horse, but I really watched the chariot rushing over, I was also a little panicked, in case it was not good, it would really be crushed to death, and I would not be willing to be a ghost." ”
And the crowd of onlookers burst into an exclamation, and a little child cried in fright: "I don't want it, I don't want the Beifu warriors to die, the Qin army is a bad person, I can't let them win!" ”