Three hundred and forty-seven, couplet

Bai Qingxing couldn't help but feel faintly hot just thinking about it, but he didn't want to do it himself, let alone go to the harem, so he could only think about the recent state affairs and the scientific expedition that had ended.

But the plain white face, a pair of weak and boneless little hands, red red lips, and a clear and lonely face rushed in, which caught people off guard.

The champion building is still brightly lit, as bright as day, and as good as the city that never sleeps in Chang'an.

"Look, it's so lively downstairs right now!" Looking at the grand occasion full of guests in front of him, Zhu Li shook his fan and leaned against the railing on the second floor and said: "I heard that the downstairs is comparing pairs, should we also go down and show our hands, will you future officials?" His eyes were smiling.

"If you go, you will go, if you have and if you don't dare, just don't dislike us and bully people when the time comes." Where there is a bustle, there will naturally be people who will make a fuss.

"You just blow it up, everyone is a lifter, do you think people will be worse than you, maybe people are better than you."

"I said Qu Caiwen, do you just like to go against me and praise me for two sentences, and you will die." The long-faced man said indignantly.

"No, but I can't say anything against my will."

Lin Chaoge saw that the sky outside was completely dark and sunk, and several bright little stars flashed on the edge of the sky, on the other hand, Zhang Ziquan next to him was also lacking in interest, one of them was secretly and completely named the master of the Israeli servant, and the other was mixed in the pile of people with the body of Xiucai, and it was inevitable that he would be looked down upon by some high-ranking people, and he mocked a few words openly and secretly.

"Brother Lin, I'm sorry for what happened just now, I didn't keep the door good and let the mad dogs that bite indiscriminately come in." Zhu Li and Fang Cheng, who were a little drunk at the banquet just now, walked over with wine glasses and bent down to apologize.

"When a dog bites me, I can't bite the dog back, and the same dog is angry." Lin Chaoge just smiled, looking at the couplet competition being held on the first floor, revealing a few deep thoughts.

"But I still want to say I'm sorry, if it weren't for me, Brother Lin wouldn't be depressed." Zhu Li burped, the smell of wine was smoky, Lin Chaoge unconsciously moved away, so as not to get the smell of wine on his clothes, and it would be difficult to explain when he went back.

"Brother Lin, you have to go down and give it a try." Zhu Shengge and Song Chu and Song Lian ended the conversation, and the three of them walked in, all three of them are quite talented, and it is natural and normal for them to make friends, but what are they doing when they suddenly find themselves?

Lin Chaoge's eyes were full of suspicion, and he just wanted to shake his head to refuse, but who expected that Zhang Ziquan, who still looked half-dead on the side, suddenly jumped up and said loudly; "Who said that Lin Yan can't go down, we just planned to go down, she is different from you pedantic people, Lin Yan is a talented person, there are so many people below to play, don't say you don't dare to go." Holding her nostrils to people, as soon as she opens her mouth, it means that she has offended everyone in the audience, which is also a skill.

Lin Chaoge pulled his sleeve and wanted to stop him from continuing, but unfortunately it was too late, it was not enough for Zhang Ziquan to have a big mouth, and even Zhu Li, who was not too big to make trouble, came to join in the fun.

"That's right, our brother Lin is not only good-looking, but even this knowledge is first-class good, we are afraid that you will be too jealous to think about Tibet, Brother Lin will go down to show them our hands now, let them see your ability, don't always chew the root of your tongue with the long-tongued woman behind your back."

Before Lin Chaoge could agree and refuse, the people were already surrounded by people in the entire box.

I saw a couplet placed in front of the table: "Qi Chu, Qin Yan, Zhao Wei Han, the Seven Kingdoms are dominant, the Central Plains are chased, a hundred years of wind and rain, and Angelica is unified by Qin." ”

Sure enough, it is a good couplet, using the history of the Warring States period as a couplet, three four-character sentences, detailing the current history, and adding the name of traditional Chinese medicine at the end to summarize the historical ending, which is really not right, Lin Chaoge secretly said in his heart. looked at the only two people, both of them were good pairs, one was: "Sun Liu Cao Yuan Tao Kong Zhang, the Three Kingdoms are dominant, dominate the world, and live alone in the Jin family." ”

The second is: "Xun Lao Zhuang Mo Confucianism, a hundred schools of thought, vertical and horizontal literary circles, the vicissitudes of life, and the only living Kong." ”

Although these two couplets are neat and far-reaching, they are not historical couplets......

Thinking of this, Lin Chaoge knocked on the white jade ink painting folding fan on his hand, and wrote his next couplet with a pen on the top, and everyone in the lobby saw that someone actually challenged the second couplet, and they came forward to watch, in fact, most of them came to see what jokes Lin Chaoge would make.

I saw Lin Chaoge write in a neat regular script font: "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, purple, colorful, ups and downs, peaks and loops, bitter ginseng in the world." ”

The lobby was quiet for a few seconds, someone whispered it, and everyone thought for a while,

"Good, wonderful, wonderful, wonderful, it's absolute!" The young man in the white shirt embroidered with bamboo patterns on the side couldn't help but sigh, and then everyone's admiration came one after another, and they all looked at Lin Chaoge with a look of admiration. After all, in this era of national peace and security, cultural prosperity, and freedom of speech, it is based on strength to speak.

"Can you show me another couplet?"

"Absolutely." The white-shirted boy said and took out the upper link on the desk next to him: "Every inch of land is the temple, and the poem next to the temple says: Mingyue sends the monk back to the ancient temple,"

"Please also ask my brother for advice." The white-shirted boy said with a smile.

"It's really worthy of the name of the immortals, it's really ......." Even Zhu Shengge, who came down with him, couldn't help but praise him, obviously knowing who the white-shirted boy was.

Lin Chaoge held the ink-stained brush, lowered his head and thought seriously.

Half of the eyes lit up, and wrote; "Double trees are forests, forbidden under the forest, forbidden clouds: axes and catty are in the mountains and forests."

There was silence behind him for a while, and an exclamation sounded: "Brother Lin is really talented, and his literary talent is absolutely amazing." In front, we are preconceived to take people by appearance, and here I will compensate Brother Lin, I hope to forgive you! ”

"Wonderful, really wonderful, thing to thing, scene to scene, double wood to ancient temple, neat to battle, meaning consistent, really absolute!"

"Brothers, you have won the award, but it's just an axe in the class, and you are just smiling and generous." Lin Chaoge smiled modestly, then stepped back and let the others get on.

Lin Chaoge looked at the time outside to prepare for the willow tops on the moon, and felt a chuckle in his heart, damn it, he was playing too ridiculously in front of him, he almost forgot the time of the curfew, and he was about to leave and go back immediately, but he hurriedly walked out of the champion building, and there were a few drunken people behind him, and Zhang Ziquan, this kid, who didn't know what to wait for, also drank, looking at his vain footsteps, he must have drunk less, anyway, Lin Chaoge could smell the smell of wine as soon as he approached.

"Brothers, I have something at home, take the first step, and look forward to getting together next time."

"Brother Lin, what are you doing when you go back so early, there are no wives and children at home, if you leave, it will be unkind." One person spoke up, and the others were retained.

Lin Chaoge wiped a handful of sweat, she really doesn't have a wife and children at home, but there is an existence that is more terrifying than a tigress, if you go home late, you have to peel off your skin if you don't die, don't think about it so simple next time you go out.

"That's right, Lin Yan, if it's late, you can ask your scholar to tell your prince a word, saying that if you don't go back tonight, you should be magnificent, drink and eat meat, and even refuse people loudly, otherwise the mother will not look like a man."

Lin Chaoge was blushing and his neck was thick when they said it, as if he wouldn't be a man if he didn't stay tonight, he blushed, and yelled with his breath; "Lao Tzu wants to go home, go first."

The sound was so loud that Zhang Ziquan lost a little drunk, remembering that his things hadn't been sent out yet, he hurriedly walked over and handed them over, and secretly glanced around several times to see if there were other people around and lowered his voice; "Lin Yan, don't say that I'm not a brother enough, you can take this medicine in case you need it."

"I won't dislike being a little brother as a big brother, no matter what your choice is, the big brother will support you, hiccup, no matter how you do, you have to cherish yourself, right, we are brothers." Zhang Ziquan stretched out his generous hand and patted Lin Chaoge on the shoulder, but because the force was too strong, he almost didn't slap her to the ground.

Lin Chaoge gritted his teeth and refused; "Thank you, but I don't need it, so you might as well keep it for yourself."

"Take it, I know you'll be embarrassed to be a man when I point out something secret, but we're brothers, how could I dislike you."

"I said I don't need to." Lin Chaoge shook his head and stretched out his hand to refuse, if he really took it, he would not be able to wash it by jumping into the Yellow Sea.

"Take it."

"I don't want it."

"If you still treat me as a brother, you can take it, anyway, brother, I won't laugh at you."

"If you return to me as a brother, you will take it away from Lao Tzu, Lao Tzu said that you don't need it." Who knew that in the dispute between the two, the small porcelain white porcelain bottle in their hands rolled to the ground with a gurgling roll, and finally the leg was in front of a person, and then they saw the owner with a pair of hands as white as jade picked up the bottle, and the small bottle was also impressively pasted with the words 'hemorrhoids cream', which was the most imaginative.

"Xiao Yanyan has forgotten that he promised this king tonight to come back early, and now it has passed the hour." Lazy like a cat lying on the eaves in the afternoon to bask in the sun, but that was not what the eyes told her.

Lin Chaoge heard it and his hair stood on end, damn, it's really terrifying, okay.

The Hanlin Academy only published the list of tributes and posted them at the notice office of the Ministry of Rites. Because when the list was released, the golden osmanthus flowers in the city were in full bloom, and this list was also called the laurel list.

On the day the laurel list was posted, Xiao Yuzi did not go to the morning court for the first time, and lay on the bed to accompany her after taking leave, and the two stared at each other for a while before getting up.

The tea workers waiting outside the house brought in toiletries while others prepared breakfast.