After getting out of the car, Wu Di asked the coachman to park the car in place, and walked towards the masked black-clothed men by himself.

In my previous life, everyone often said that after being a soldier in the army for a long time, I saw that the sows were all double eyelids.

And for Wu Di, a traverser, every part of this world is fresh, and in his eyes, even the bandits are clear-eyed, so he doesn't have much to fear in the face of the bandits he is about to meet.

When he came closer, Wu Di took a closer look and found that these five black-clothed people were tall, short, fat and thin, all different, standing together, with clear layers.

And although these five people are different in size, they seem to be wearing one size of night clothes, which leads to some people wearing a board, some people wearing a big robe, and some people wearing the effect of tights, which looks very happy.

The most shocking thing is the weapons in the hands of these five men in black - if that can also be considered a weapon!

After all, for men, sticks are a very necessary weapon, and with a hammer, Wu Enemy can still endure it, but with a shovel - this is a bit too much to say, right?

Is this because you are afraid that others will not know that you have just returned from farm work?

Brother, can you be more professional?

Spit and complain, but Wu Di is still relieved, because looking at the dress and equipment of these people, they are very amateur, so I don't need to worry too much!

His expression was also much more relaxed.

The black-clothed men were also slightly surprised to see Wu Di walking towards them alone, and exchanged their heads for a while, as if they were analyzing what kind of routine this guy on the other side was, and they couldn't wait to send it to the door before they could rob it?

After some discussion, a little black fat man among the five people walked out.

"I opened this mountain, and this tree ......"

"I planted it!"

"Yes, yes, yes! I planted this tree! If you want to pass by—"

"Poof!"

Seeing the little black fat man's clumsy performance, he even needed to be reminded by others of the robbery lines, and he couldn't say it completely, Wu Di couldn't hold it back anymore and laughed directly.

Wu Di's smile can be regarded as angering everyone.

Especially the little black fat man, who was tightly wrapped in black cloth and only left a pair of eyes outside, only a little bit of dark skin was exposed, and a trace of blush also crept up......

"Laugh what a laugh! Be serious! We're robbing! ”

Wu Di quickly put away his smile and put on a serious face.

"Where did I just go?"

Seeing that Wu Di was still acquainted, the little black fat man nodded with satisfaction, and then turned around to ask his companion.

"If you want to pass by!"

"Yes, yes, if you want to pass by, stay ...... Stay ......"

"Leave the money to buy the road!"

Wu Di didn't dare to let the little black fat man go on anymore, otherwise he was afraid that he couldn't help laughing out loud, so he hurriedly helped him pick it up.

"Yes, yes, that's it!"

The little black fat man was a little proud when he finished this whole set of words, but when he realized that the last sentence came from the mouth of Wu Di, he was frightened at that time!

"Who are you? How do you know our slang? ”

Wu Di looked at the little black fat man with a vigilant face, with black lines on his face.

What kind of nonsense is this? It's too untechnical, isn't it? How many people don't know?

However, after listening to the words of the little black fat man, Wu Di was even more afraid of them, thinking that even if they were thieves, they were just part-time, and they were still very vegetable, see how you can settle them!

So he smiled and said to the little black fat man: "It's really a big flood that washed the Dragon King Temple, and the family doesn't recognize the family!"

The little brother first arrived in the precious land, a small meaning, not a tribute! ”

As he spoke, Wu Di reached into his arms and prepared to take out the two ingots of silver that he had prepared in advance.

One ingot of silver is five taels, two ingots are ten taels, it seems like a lot, but if you can smoothly settle these bandits, it is worth it!

However, Wu Di was still a little reluctant, and finally only took out a silver ingot, and originally wanted to give it to the little black fat man, but seeing that he had a stinky face and was very difficult to speak, he handed the silver to the round fat man in black next to him.

But who would have thought that the fat man lowered his head and glanced at the silver in Wu's hand, but did not reach out to take it, only to see him open his mouth and scold.

"I'll kill you turtle grandson! Just five taels of silver? ”

Hearing this, Wu Di gritted his teeth and took out another ingot of silver from his arms.

Niang Xipi, I have to cut some meat today!

When the fat man saw that one ingot of silver had turned into two ingots of silver, his small eyes narrowed into a slit with pleasure.

"That's pretty much it!"

As he spoke, he reached out to pick it up.

"I'll kill you turtle grandson!"

Before the fat man could take the silver, he was kicked on the buttocks, and then, with a swing of the stick in the little black fat man's hand, he directly slapped the silver in Wu Di's hand and looked at him coldly.

"Lao Tzu is robbing, not a beggar!"

The little black fat man was quite angry at the moment.

Although robbery is their hobby, he also knows the difference between robbery and begging! How can a robbed person take the initiative to send the silver without changing his face?

This is clearly looking down on them!

The first robbery in his life encountered this kind of thing, which was simply a challenge to his profession, and it was no wonder that the little black fat man was not angry!

Robbery, I'm a professional!

However, it was not only the little black fat man who was angry, Wu Di was ruthless and took out ten taels of silver, but he was directly knocked to the ground, and he felt better?

The clay man still has three points of anger, let alone his meat?

It seems that it's time to teach them a lesson!

"Oops, my hands! It's broken, it's broken! ”

In the next moment, Wu Di seemed to be playing on his upper body, and the hand that was lightly knocked by the little black fat man just now was shrugging weakly at the moment, swaying around with the shaking of Wu Di's body, as if it was really broken!

At this moment, several black-clothed people on the opposite side panicked.

"Boss, what's going on?"

"That's right, didn't you say that you would grab some money and leave, why did you do so hard?"

"Looks like it's really broken! What if he reports to the government? ”

"I can tell you, I am old and young, if the government really investigates, it is none of my business - I didn't do it at all!"

"And me!"

"And me!!"

An amateur is an amateur, and as soon as he encounters a little setback, cracks spread from within.

The Wu enemies on the side were all happy: I just started performing, and you guys won't be able to form an army, it's just too scummy, right?

"Shut up!"

Hearing that he was being questioned by everyone, the little black fat man's face darkened - of course, because his skin was too dark to see much change.

But just looking at the vigorous shaking of his hand holding the stick, I knew that he was still a little panicked.

The little black fat man's main business is farming, and his hobby is robbery, and today is the first time they have opened.

Their idea is that they can take advantage of the slack to rob, one is to satisfy the hobby, and the other is to increase some extra income, the best of both worlds, why not?

However, robbery is never a long-term solution, so I deliberately wrapped myself tightly, planning to leave as soon as I did it, so that no one could recognize it.

But when he came up, he broke someone's hand......

Thinking of this, the little black fat man had a big head for a while!

I'm just a robbery, don't play with me!

However, he knew best how important he was.

It's just a light touch, how can you break your hand!

This guy is obviously touching porcelain!

So he walked towards Wu Di, frowned and said, "Hey! Don't pretend, I just touched you, how could I break your hand? ”

"Oops, you broke my hand and still don't admit it? I am old and young, where can I still work if my hand is broken? You might as well kill me! ”

Wu Di knelt on the ground and howled again.

And the little black fat man was as uncomfortable as swallowing a cockroach alive, obviously he didn't do it himself, but now he fell into the crotch of his pants like mud - it's not, it's!

The taste of being wronged is really uncomfortable!

"I'll let you talk nonsense!"

The little black fat man was angry, so he jumped up and kicked Wu Di in the chest.

"Wow, you're so ruthless!"

Wu Di stretched out his finger and pointed at the little black fat man, then his eyes widened, his body straightened, his mouth foamed, and he leaned back......

Wu Di's acting skills were vividly played at this moment, and after saying the last sentence, he lay on the ground and never got up again.

The fat man, who had been kicked by the little black fat man before, knelt on the ground carefully, stretched his fingers to Wu Di's nose, and cried out directly after not detecting Wu Di's snort.

"Wow, it's dead!"

After shouting this, the fat man staggered up from the ground, like a lost dog, and ran away.

Seeing this, the other three didn't dare to stay, and even abandoned the "weapon" and fled in a hurry, leaving only the little black fat man standing in place, messy in the wind.

This...... Just dead?

He still can't accept this fact.

When did you become so strong?

"Daddy!"

At this time, the curtain of the carriage was opened, and an old woman holding a girl appeared in the sight of the little black fat man.

There are old and young......

The little black fat man remembered Wu Di's words "on his deathbed" again, and slapped his forehead fiercely!

What the hell is this!

I didn't expect to encounter this thing when I came out to rob for the first time, it's really unlucky!

However, he still had the courage to stare at Wu Di's "corpse", and muttered to himself: "Tell you, I just kicked you, you are only in poor health when you die, and it has nothing to do with me!" ”

After speaking, he looked at the frightened little girl in the carriage, and couldn't bear it, so he took out two ingots of silver from his clothes and threw them on the ground, and said, "Oh, this is to compensate you for your medical expenses, let's settle it!" ”

When he threw out these two ingots of silver, the little black fat man felt that his heart was dripping blood!

Which robber is like him, who didn't rob the money and didn't say anything, but put money into it?

It's a shame for the robbery!

However, he knew that this place should not stay for long, and after throwing down the silver, he ran away without looking back.

Hearing the footsteps gradually moving away, Wu Di, who was lying on the ground and pretending to be dead just now, sat up.

He stooped down and picked up the four ingots of silver on the ground, and shook them, smiling happily.

There is no less silver, but ten taels more, where to find such a good bandit?

This is the first pot of gold after the crossing, right?

What Wu Di didn't know was that because of his appearance, the careers of the little black fat man and his gang were severely setback, and their robbery career ended without a problem.

If you rob and lose money, if you rob a few more times, you can't lose all of it?

Who would dare to rob this......