Chapter 23: My goal is to smash all the stinky men
The higher the cultivation, the stronger the sense of good and evil.
At this moment, Yan Xi suddenly felt a sense of oppression. It felt as if I had fallen into a net, and at this moment it was time to close the net, and a sense of crisis suddenly arose.
Faint and bright induction, good and evil, inconceivable.
Induction is a mysterious, but words cannot express it. To explain it in the language of the earth, or it can be called the sixth sense.
"Yes, but your face doesn't look good. ”
Miao Miao said worriedly: "Is there something wrong with me?"
"Humph!"
Yan Xi collected his thoughts and kicked the trunk of the tree, "Think everyone is as stupid as you stupid tree? Master Zu was the number one monk in the mainland back then, how could he make such a low-level mistake?"
"Hey, stinky old man, you can talk as you speak, why do you kick me? Don't think that you can do whatever you want to me by seeing a doctor for me, you must know that I am a lady!!"
"Poof!"
The old man smiled, and his eyes swept up and down, "Are you still a lady?
"That's funny. Lonely yin does not grow, only yang does not grow, there is yin and there is yang, Qiankun to heaven and earth, yin and yang to male and female, you say that my Bodhi tree is not divided between male and female?"
"Poof!"
Yan Xi lay on the ground, and both eyeballs fell out. The mouth was wide open, and there was a hellish expression on his face, "You, do you have such an understanding? No, no, it can't be, how can you stupid wood realize such a truth?"
Miao Miao just said casually, where would she know to surprise this old man like this?
But......
When a certain wood saw the surprised appearance of the old man, he suddenly felt that something called "vanity" filled his chest. The forked branch shook slightly, raised upward, and said in a suffrage tone: "Superficial!"
Saying that, he snorted coldly again and said, "It's true that I'm a tree." But can't a tree have understanding? Old man, listen to my advice, don't judge people by their appearance, you must know that the world is insightful and knowledgeable, and the practice of human feelings is the article. ”
"Poof!"
Yan Xi spat out a mouthful of old blood, and the words full of Great Dao philosophy actually came out of the mouth of a lewd tree demon, could it be that he had fallen into some illusion?
Shaking his head, he looked at Miao Miao, and shook his head again, "Impossible, impossible." These must have been the words of the saints of the Nai clan. You are really a lewd stupid wood, deceiving the world and stealing your name, and you have also plagiarized the things of your ancestors, so shameless......"
"You damn old man!!"
Countless branches turned into vines and rushed into the sky, and at a very fast speed, they came from all directions, with a sharp roar, "If you don't give someone a beating, you won't know how to write the word politeness! This was before, you would have been immersed in a pig cage!!
Yo, that's good!
Yan Xi admired this stupid wood a little. It seems that he usually works hard, and the attacks are quite methodical.
Turning around slightly, the sword was not unsheathed, only gently thrown into the sky, and with a light tap of the toes, "whoosh", it was a flying sword.
Countless branches turned into sharp swords and fell all over the sky, densely packed, forming a powerful attack network.
Yan Xi, who was stepping on the flying sword, laughed, "Interesting, interesting! Silly wood, you have two hits! Okay, yes, the old man hasn't moved his muscles and bones for a long time, so I'll play with you." As long as your vine can touch me a little, even if I lose!"
He grinned again, "But that's not possible." You're going to have to work hard for at least another 10,000 years. ”
The face was tangled again, but the words he said were heart-warming and provocative.
"Ahh ”
"Die, stinky old man!!"
was struck half to death by the thunder, and hatched a disabled bean sprout demon pill. Before I could wake up and lick the pain, this old man kept adding blockages, which was really annoying!
The roots also protrude from the ground, directly using the Ten Thousand Wood Winding Technique. The illusion didn't seem to work on the old man, so it was better to attack it directly.
Hum!
When you touch a corner, the girl will make you kneel down and sing conquest!
In the heavens and on the ground, the branches and roots attacked up and down, as if they were connected into one, and the speed was so fast that the eyes could not see clearly. The little mushrooms eating the snacks were stunned. The big tree and Yanxi are both children's nature!
A group of disciples were also alarmed, and they came out to see the excitement.
Wu Shuxin gasped, looked at He Changzai, wiped the sweat on his head, and said, "Changzai, this is how you have fought against the holy tree all these years?"
Chang was opening his mouth wide, and suddenly cried with a "wow", "The tree has become powerful again." In this way, I'm afraid I won't even be able to pass a single move. ”
Jia Jiao'e's eyes showed obsession, the hand holding the long sword trembled slightly, and suddenly ripped off her coat, revealing the leather short shirt inside, the two muscular arms swung hard, made a few deep breaths, held the flying sword, waved it hard, and the demonic laughter spread throughout the Danger Peak, "Haha! Yes, you can rest, Master, Jiao'e will play with the holy tree for you." ”
The powerful sword qi rolled up countless sand stones and flew towards Miao Miao.
"Okay, you dead old man, you still pull a helper, shameless!"
A root grew in an instant, and the sword qi flicked back, "Shameless boy, dare to sneak attack me, look at the move!"
"Wow!"
"Flowers, flowers, wake up, wake up, look, the fight is up, the tree is awake." ”
"I've been watching it for a long time. ”
“......”
"Senior sister, don't! The big tree is very powerful!"
He Changzai, who had been crying for a long time, only came back to his senses and saw that the senior sister had already raised her sword, and she was so frightened that she lost her face.
Senior Sister is now in the Great Perfection of the Foundation Building Period, and she is the strongest in their generation. But she has learned the power of the big tree. Now that the big tree is obviously advanced again, can the senior sister beat her?
"Ale?"
He Changzai, who was shouting energetically, suddenly felt that something was strange, and suddenly exclaimed: "Oops, when did the big tree wake up?!"
“......”
Wu Shuxin rubbed his eyebrows. This little apprentice is good at everything, but he is a little confused, and his reaction is too slow, right?
"Okay, okay, old man quit. ”
Yan Xi flew out of Miao Miao's attack circle and laughed: "Stupid wood, this is Jia Jiao'e, the most powerful one among my juniors." You play with her, and if you win, the old man will give you a baby. ”
"Dead old man, I don't want a baby, if you dare to laugh at me, I'm going to beat you to death!"
Seeing that the old man was about to run, where was Miao Miao willing to give up? The branches spread out instantly, and everyone's eyes showed horror.
That's a quick response!
Also, how long can its branches stretch out?
A hint of playfulness flashed in Wu Shuxin's eyes: This holy tree is not small!
looked at Jia Jiao'e, smiled, and said secretly in his heart: "It seems that the apprentice of the master uncle is going to suffer a loss this time." ”
"There are two hits!"
Jia Jiao'e was like a beast, with a green light in her eyes, "Big tree, you are very powerful!"
"Of course!"
Miao Miao snorted coldly, and said secretly in her heart: "This really has to be a girl? This name is good, it is a fake woman!"
Jia Jiao'e has a very neutral face, with a high nose and deep eyes, like a mixed-race child, and brown eyes. His long hair is simply tied into a ponytail, which looks heroic.
In all fairness, it's a pretty intriguing face. If you are a little weaker, it is really a special style.
But what did she see now?
A woman in a tight-fitting leather coat has bulging muscles in her hands, although it is not as exaggerated as a fierce man, but it is terrifying enough for a woman. Probably only female special forces on Earth have such muscles.
The skin is bronzed and glows in the sun, full of empowering beauty.
She looked uncontrollably at the man's chest......
Burst!
Unscientific!
It's not an airport!
Not only is it not an airfield, but it is quite impressive. The waves were rough, as if they were about to tear the leather coat.
Oh my God, what kind of monster is this? Are there any normal people under the dead old man's door?
Looking at the female man with the smell of a beast in her eyes, Miao Miao felt a pain in her eyes.
"I, I don't hit women, you go away for me!!"
found an excuse that he felt lame, and said: "My goal is to destroy the stinky man in this continent, and your ancestor is one of them!"
As he spoke, he pulled out the vines and chased after Yan Xi, "Dead old man, where to escape?!"
"Big tree, do you look down on me?
Jia Jiao'e's face was gloomy, and she said with a clear face: "You are despising me......"
As he spoke, he stood still, and the sword in his hand suddenly fell straight to the ground, and the tip of the sword plunged into the soil, rippling in a circle of ripples, as if it was no longer soil, but water.
What the heck?
Two question marks popped up on Miao Miao's head. Huh, how did the ground beneath her feet turn into water?
When a group of young apprentices saw this posture, they stepped on the flying sword and hid far away. And Yan Xi also flew over immediately, took the little mushroom that was still in a daze out of the distance, patted his chest and said, "Wow, is Jiao'e going to go away?" This stupid wood has a hard time to eat. ”
Nani, Nani, what's wrong, why is everybody flying up into the sky, flying so high, so far away?
Miao Miao looked confused. At this moment, a pleasant singing voice came from my ears, "Three hundred miles of Mirror Lake, lotus flowers." In May, Xi Shi Cai, people look at the narrowness if ......"
Huh, who's singing?
"Infinite Sword Technique-Water Character Sword Technique First Style: Mirror Flower Water Moon, Open!!"
The singing gradually stopped, and her ears suddenly exploded, and Miao Miao fixed her eyes and froze.
How did the muscular women in front of me become two? No, no, there are more than two, and the number is still increasing! I go, what's going on?
Wu Shuxin smiled and said to him, "Master, which of them do you think will win?"
"It's hard to say. ”
Yan Xi sat on the flying sword, rubbed the head of the little mushroom with one hand, drank the wine gourd with the other, and smashed his mouth and said: "Jiao'e, this kid has been constantly looking for people to compete since the Qi refining period, and he has a lot of time to go down the mountain to sharpen. In terms of experience, no one among his peers can match it. And this stupid wood should not be underestimated, her talent inheritance is a formation, just now the old man almost caught the way, and the speed of the launch is terrifying. It's hard to say this one......"