This 'stupid thief' is also a shrewd person on weekdays, and it is not the first time that he has done such a thing. But being yelled down from the roof by the 'victim' was the first time for him that a big girl had been in a sedan chair.

This person has extremely profound skills, even if he rolls to the ground with one foot in the air, he can't even talk about skin trauma. But now he was staring at the sky with his feet facing the sky, as if he still needed some time to digest the causes and consequences of his mistake in his mind.

And Liu Banxian, who came slowly, glanced at the 'black-clothed masked man' lying on the ground on all fours, and also shouted towards the house impatiently:

"Yan Lao Er, what are you yelling about? It's just such a pickled thing, do you need to scream like a pig? Bite? The five elements are taboo eunuchs? ”

Before Yan Qinghong could reply, the black-clothed man on the ground got up in one fell swoop! When this person heard what Liu Banxian said, he was suddenly shocked in his heart: he had wrapped his head and masked, and he was still wearing a night suit, and he would actually be exposed by this old man.

Thinking of this, the 'black-clothed eunuch' searched around, but after looking for a long time, he didn't find out where he leaked his bottom from.

"Don't look for it, don't look for it, you've cleaned it up neatly. The reason why you will reveal your true appearance is because you are a person with six incomplete roots, even if you wash it diligently, you will inevitably have some urine smell on your body. ”

As soon as Liu Banxian finished speaking, his figure suddenly disappeared! In the next moment, his big hand like a bamboo knot was tightly clasped around the man's throat.

"Half immortal, half immortal, this person is a eunuch, right? Don't kill him! Bring him in, I have a few more words to ask him! ”

Yan Qinghong's energetic voice came from inside the house, and fell word for word in the ears of the two people outside the house. This eunuch who was controlled by Liu Banxian had another question in his mind at this time: How did this old man hold me?

As soon as Liu Banxian heard Yan Qinghong's words, he gently squeezed his hands on the other party's pipa bone, and only heard the 'click' twice, and this person could no longer move for half a minute!

Judging from this method of removing bones alone, you know that Liu Banxian, a master of the Heavenly Spirit Vein, must have done a lot of things that 'hurt the heavens and harmed reason' on weekdays!

All Jianghu people who have kung fu on their bodies, no matter whether they belong to the internal and external doors, and their own cultivation is high, there are two cover doors that are absolutely impossible to practice: one is the two pipa bones in the shoulder blade position; the other is the big tendon between the calf and the heel; As long as these two places are discharged, even if they are the reincarnation of Da Luo Jinxian, they will inevitably be subject to the fate of others.

Liu Banxian carried this eunuch as if he had captured a hare, and walked into Yan Qinghong's ward unhurriedly.

Before Liu Banxian could take off the mask of this person, Yan Qinghong only glanced at it, and he already knew the identity of the comer!

"Liu Zhi? What are you doing here? ”

Liu Banxian wiped his right hand when he heard this, and Liu Zhi's round face came into the eyes of the two. Immediately, Liu Banxian flew up and kicked Liu Zhi forward, and wiped his hands down his calves with both hands...... With two muffled snorts, Liu Zhi couldn't move anymore.

"Let's talk, I'll go to the kitchen and get something to eat...... I haven't been active for too long, and when I move, I faint with hunger...... I don't know when Song Xingzhou's kid's restaurant will be closed......"

The Heavenly Spirit Vein Master babbled endlessly, pushed open the door and walked towards the back kitchen.

Yan Qinghong saw Liu Zhi, who was looking at him like a fish stranded on the shore, and he was also a little confused:

"You dare to learn from others to wear the roof and jump the ridge with such a heavy body? The sound of stepping on the broken tiles came out, and who would not hear them except the fourteenth of them! If your master sends you to look for me, you can go through the main gate! …… Oh yes, your master is afraid of Liu Banxian...... But if you come to me, why do you wear a nightwalk? …… Pity! ”

Yan Qinghong recuperated from his injuries for a long time, and finally met a living person, so he said a lot of words, and after finishing speaking, he didn't wait for Liu Zhi to answer, so he directly pulled his neck and called out his confidant!

It didn't take long for the hidden door to be gently opened by a delicate and gorgeous short sword, and after waiting for a few breaths, Tie Li'er confirmed that the room was safe before turning into the room on one side.

"Oops! Who is this? How can there be so many chairs lying on the floor in the room? Get up, how cool it is! ”

As soon as Tie Li'er entered the house, she was tripped by Liu Zhi, who was lying on the ground. After seeing it clearly, Qiao blushed and continued:

"Yan Qinghong, you can! The gift of other people's five bodies, you, the second prince who is not loved by your grandmother and uncle, can you afford it? ”

"What kind of eyes? This little father-in-law is the supervisor of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, the closed disciple of Lu Xiangyin, and the young supervisor of the Imperial Horse Supervisor, Liu Zhi...... Oh no! Liu Zhi, what the hell are you here, you haven't said yet! Li'er, go and search him and see what he's carrying! ”

Liu, who was robbed several times, simply kept silent, lay on the ground and closed his eyes and pretended to be dead. On the contrary, Tie Li'er stepped forward and bent down with excitement on her face, and searched carefully:

"There's a bottle here...... Oh, it seems to be medicinal powder, and I don't know if it's harming or saving people......" Speaking of this, Tie Li'er backhanded a sword, cut a deep hole in the back of Liu Zhi's hand, and poured a thick layer of medicinal powder in the porcelain bottle: "Hmm...... didn't beg for mercy, it should be traumatic red medicine ......"

"And here is a bundle of hemp rope, a waist card, and a bag of silver...... Well, the silver is ours...... And ...... It's a book, I'm going to see what it's about...... A big opener? Is this some kind of idle book? ”

Searching here, Tie Li'er raised the ancient book in her hand and shook it in front of Yan Qinghong's eyes. Yan Qinghong didn't even look at it, so he waved his hand casually:

"How do I understand this? If it's a 'Fengyue Treasure Book' or a 'Qunfang Atlas', I can still explain it to you in detail, but even if he is favored, he is also a eunuch after all, how can he carry such a treasure book with him? ”

Tie Li'er is also a veteran of the party, and she is not in a hurry or annoyed in the face of her lover's ridicule at this time:

"Since you and I don't understand, why don't you let Liu Banxian take a look?"

"Half immortal, half immortal!" Yan Qinghong shouted loudly again.

It didn't take long for Liu Banxian to nibble on half a lamb chop and walk back with a mouth full of oil. As he walked, he muttered indistinctly:

"It's endless, isn't it? Is there an adult in the house? Can you disturb others when they are eating and sleeping? ”

As he spoke, he looked at Yan Qinghong and Tie Li'er, who were shaking their heads, and said with annoyance:

"Hi, blame me, blame me. You two dolls, one has a father, and the other has been sold to the Qinglou since he was a child, where else can he learn the rules? It's okay, it's okay, the half-immortal will slowly teach you two in the future...... Let's talk about it, what are you yelling about this time? ”

Tie Li'er shook the ancient book in her hand when she heard this, and then handed it to Liu Banxian lightly. Liu Banxian squinted slightly, and as soon as he saw the four big characters written in the book, he smiled contemptuously, stretched out his hand to take the 'big open tablet', tore off a few pages, and began to wipe the oil soup on his hand indiscriminately.

In this way, Yan Qinghong and Tie Lian'er didn't feel anything, but Liu Zhi, who was lying on the ground like a dead fish, shouted in distress:

"Stop! That's a unique book given to me by my teacher! There is only one on the Huayu continent! You are so violent! Aren't you afraid of retribution? Woowoo woo ......"

As he spoke, the little fat man Liu Zhi actually cried urgently: This book is a secret book for opening the tablet, but it was given by his mentor Lu Xiangyin. Although the melons that he has memorized for a long time are ripe, he still regards them as treasures and carries them with him every day. But such a precious gift in front of him was torn up at random by this strange old man like straw paper, how could he not be annoyed, and how could he not feel distressed?

"Fat kid, why are you crying? It's not a peerless miracle, if you destroy it, you will be ruined! And your master didn't hold back any kindness! He was originally from the Xuanyue Dao Palace, and he didn't teach the feminine and peaceful martial arts of his master; At present, you are asked to learn the supreme martial arts of Nanlin Zen Buddhism with a crippled body, do you say that your master is bad or ruthless? If you continue to practice, you will definitely die in ten years! ”

When Liu Banxian said this, Liu Zhi suddenly stopped crying! Because since he thinks that what Liu Banxian said in his mouth is not unreasonable.

"The big opener? Isn't it amazing? ”

Yan Qinghong, who was on the hospital bed, interrupted when he heard this.

"It's a great fart, to put it bluntly, it's just an ordinary practice for practicing qi. This kung fu is mainly used to nourish qi, and it is only used to hone the temperament of disciples. Even if you practice to the end, it is nothing more than that you can use the palm wind to hurt people, and the internal and external breath is not more than three inches away! Think about it, if you can get within three inches of the enemy, why do you have to practice this thing? After more than ten years of penance, I can only smash other people's sternum and internal organs at close range, and if I want to say, it is completely blind and delaying work......"

"Wait!" When Yan Qinghong heard this, as if he remembered something, he hurriedly interrupted Liu Banxian's words, and asked nervously: "Dare to ask Banxian, what will be the consequences of this person who has opened the stele in his body?" ”

Liu Banxian thought for a while, and then gestured with his right hand in the void a few more times, then shook his head again and said:

"The significance of this exercise is to cultivate the mind and nourish qi more than to hurt the enemy, so as long as the person who is recruited has internal breath and body protection, at most he can be cured after half a year of rest; However, if the person in the palm is an ordinary man, I am afraid that he will also have to worry about his life...... According to the old man's experience, most of the injuries have to leave a palm print......"

"Liu, you gelding! Did you set the fire in Beilan Palace! My mother, Concubine Lan, didn't you kill me! Say! ”

Yan Qinghong was furious when he heard this, and the whole person jumped off the hospital bed like a madman, grabbed Liu Zhi's hair fiercely, and stared at Liu Zhi with a pair of black eyes.

Liu Zhi was grabbed by his hair bun and pulled half of his body from the ground, like a poisonous snake, more than a foot above the ground. When the two looked at each other, Liu Zhi smiled weirdly:

"Well, that's good. I did that job! ”

"I want your dog's life!"