Chapter 83 Chickens Fly and Dogs Jump
Bai Xiaoqi put the other wine into a storage bag, carried a jar in his hand, drank it as he walked, and staggered down Junxiu Peak.
The bright moon is like jade, the bright and clear light pours on the quiet and deep pool water, the breeze blows, the water surface is sparkling, and the lotus flowers are bathed in the moonlight, which seems more and more holy.
Bai Xiaoqi was a little tired from walking, staggered to the edge of the lotus pond and sat down, drank wine, and looked at the dragonfish that kept jumping in the water.
In this way, Xiao Qi kept drinking wine, one altar, two altars, and three altars...... She didn't give up until she drank all the wine that Yueli gave her.
Bai Xiaoqi looked at the empty altars everywhere, a little unsatisfied, and wanted to find some wine, but as soon as his eyes were dark, he fell to the ground and didn't know anything.
Early the next morning, Bai Xiaoqi felt that something was pecking at his face and clothes, and sat up with a heart full of boredom, waved his hand and waved all the things on his body to the side, Bai Xiaoqi, who was full of chicken feathers, looked around with hazy sleepy eyes, and found that he was in a chicken coop, subconsciously looked at his body and was full of those chicken poop, supported the ground with one hand, just wanted to get up, but felt that his hand pressed a soft and moist hot thing, and subconsciously put his hand under his nose and smelled it, the smell, Let her just spit up everything she ate the other day.
Bai Xiaoqi, who was covered with a foul smell, staggered to his feet, walked out of the chicken coop, and muttered as he walked: "Why does my body hurt so much?" Wasn't it in the lotus pond yesterday, why did you run to the chicken coop? ”
Bai Xiaoqi rubbed his head that was about to crack, and walked forward slowly, constantly recalling what he had done last night.
On the way back, there were constantly disciples looking at her with frightened faces, and they all avoided him as if they had seen a plague god.
Seeing this, Bai Xiaoqi said in his heart: "Could it be that I am too stinky, so these disciples are avoiding me?" Let's hurry back to Cuilin Yuan to take a bath, don't talk about them, I can't stand it! ”
Bai Xiaoqi returned to Cuilin Garden, and as soon as he entered the door, he saw Yun Ze sitting there with a gloomy face, and after seeing Bai Xiaoqi's appearance, he frowned unconsciously, and said in a deep voice: "Do you still know to come back?" ”
Bai Xiaoqi said in his heart: "Isn't it that I didn't come back last night, why do I think the master is so unhappy, I really don't understand!" ”
But he still smiled and said: "I drank too much last night, and I lived in Jun Xiufeng, Master, you don't know how bad Qin Yu is, seeing that I am a child and can't drink, they also lied to me and made me drink a lot of peach blossom brew, and threw me into Jun Xiufeng's chicken coop while I was drunk, Master, you have to avenge me!" ”
Yun Ze raised his eyebrows when he heard this, and said with a smile: "Oh, yes, our Xiaoqi was bullied last night?" ”
Seeing this, Xiao Qi hurriedly nodded with an aggrieved face, and looked at Yun Ze pitifully.
"Xiao Qi, did you think there was anything different about our Cuilin Garden when you came back?" Yun Ze ignored Bai Xiaoqi's aggrieved appearance and continued to ask.
Seeing this, Xiao Qi hurriedly nodded, "Yes, Master, why did you suddenly cut down the bamboo on our mountain, Xiao Qi almost couldn't find a home!" ”
"I cut it? Xiaoqi, you can do it very much! Yun Ze looked at Bai Xiaoqi with a playful expression, and then said, "Wash yourself and go to the main hall to find me in a while!" ”
When Bai Xiaoqi heard this, he hurriedly said: "Master, Qin Yu just asked me to drink more wine, so that I don't go to the main hall to accept punishment, you can scold him for two sentences, after all, it's not a big deal!" ”
"Don't talk nonsense, hurry up!" Yun Ze urged with a cold face.
Xiao Qi didn't know what happened to Yun Ze today, why was it so strange, he didn't figure it out after thinking about it for a long time, and Bai Xiaoqi went back to the room with a stomach full of questions.
After washing for a long time, I thoroughly cleaned the smell of chicken poop on my body, changed into clean clothes, and walked towards the main hall.
When they arrived at the main hall, there were already many people gathered, and at a cursory glance, it seemed that the disciples of the entire Taiqing Sect had come, and everyone looked at Bai Xiaoqi with a strange gaze.
Just after Bai Xiaoqi walked into the hall, he saw Yun Jue, Yun Ming, Yun Ze, and Yun Hua in front of the hall, and they were looking at her with an angry face.
At this moment, I only heard Yun Ze shouting: "Criminal, don't kneel down yet!" ”
Bai Xiaoqi was taken aback by the sudden scolding, and knelt on the ground with a plop, looking at everyone with a confused face, not knowing what mistake he had made?
"Bai Xiaoqi, are you guilty?" Yun Jue Zhenren looked at Bai Xiaoqi kneeling on the ground, and the anger in his eyes was burning.
"Back to Uncle Shi's words, Xiao Qi doesn't know ......" Bai Xiaoqi shook his head, he really didn't know what trouble he had caused.
As soon as these words came out, Yun Hua and the others were not lightly angered by him, their faces turned white, and Yun Hua opened his mouth and said, "You really don't know? ”
Bai Xiaoqi shook his head blankly, and said again: "I don't know ......"
Yun Hua Zhenren's face turned red when he saw this, and he said to Yun Ze: "Yun Ze, you use the Cause and Effect Stone to let him see what good things he did last night!" ”
Yun Ze looked at Bai Xiaoqi who was kneeling on the ground, and took out the cause and effect stone a little helplessly, and released last night's events from Yun Ze's perspective.
Last night, Yun Ze saw that Xiao Qi hadn't returned for a long time, so he thought about going out to look for it, but he didn't expect to see her running out of Yannan Peak on a broom, followed by Senior Brother Yun Jue and a group of disciples, he was puzzled, so he stepped forward to ask the reason, only then did he know that Bai Xiaoqi caught two dragon fish from the lotus pond, sneaked into Yun Jue Zhenren's room, pulled Yun Jue Zhenren's collar and wanted to worship him as a brother with a different surname, and said that he would use Arowana as a dowry, and when Yun Jue Zhenren grew up, he would come over to marry him.
Yun Jieqi's seven orifices were smoking, and he was about to hit her, but Bai Xiaoqi slipped away from him like a loach, and shouted above Yannan Peak on a broom, "Sister Yun Jue likes me, Sister Yun Jue, you come to chase me, and if you catch it, you will kiss ...... enough."
Yun Jue Zhenren took the disciples of this peak to chase Bai Xiaoqi all the way, but the broom he rode was very weird, and everyone chased for a long time and was always a little behind.
And when they chased to the lotus pond, they saw a long-legged, long-beaked and featherless featherless feathered bird on the shore where they kept wailing.
Looking at Bai Xiaoqi in the sky, his hands are constantly throwing pieces of spirit feathers, who else would it be if it wasn't an immortal crane?
Everyone got up and chased again, this time to Junxiu Peak, Bai Xiaoqi grabbed a disciple who was sleeping, threw him into the iron pot to stabilize his body, and then added water to the fire, and said while burning that he would stew the disciple to his little nine brothers to replenish his body!
Hearing that everyone was coming, Xiao Qi ran away, this time everyone looked for more than an hour and didn't see her, just when everyone was about to go crazy, Bai Xiaoqi appeared in Cuilin Yuan, holding the Moyun Sword, the sword qi swept, and cut down the bamboo forest that Yun Ze had planted for more than ten years, Yun Ze arrived and asked him what he was doing, she said: "Cut it as a dowry, she wants to marry a daughter-in-law!" ”
Yun Ze was about to catch Bai Xiaoqi, but he saw her holding a broom and shouting, "Send me to heaven!" Then he disappeared into the sky in an instant.
Yun Ze looked for her all night, and finally found him in Jun Xiufeng's chicken coop, and wanted to take him back, but Bai Xiaoqi hugged Yun Ze's thighs with chicken poop and cried: "Don't eat me, I can lay eggs, I can still scream, and I can also take care of the home and nursing home, cluck...... Woo Woo ......"
Yun Ze couldn't stand being smoked by him, so he stunned him with a palm and left him in the chicken coop.
Bai Xiaoqi looked at all this dumbfounded, and couldn't wait to find a crack in the ground to get into, it was really embarrassing to throw it home......
Yunhua Zhenren looked at Bai Xiaoqi's ashamed expression, and knew that she remembered the ugly thing she did last night, so she asked, "Bai Xiaoqi, do you know what is wrong?" ”
Xiao Qi knelt on the ground and whispered: "The disciple knows that he is wrong, please punish the ...... uncle."
Yun Jue Zhenren said eagerly at this time: "Senior brother, I'll take two dragon fish because she almost didn't die, leave them to me, I'll clean him up!" ”
Yunhua was anxious when he heard it, "It's okay for your Arowana to rescue it, but pity my crane who dug a pit for himself and buried his head, and he couldn't pull it out, I'm afraid it will hurt my self-esteem, and I won't have the face to see people, if this feather doesn't grow well, it probably won't come out, I think I should hand him over to me!" ”
Yun Ming let out a long sigh at this time and said, "You don't know, this guy drank too much yesterday, and instead of forcing Yueli to go to the lotus pond to swim with her, my Li'er didn't obey, so he threw her into the water in a frenzy, if I hadn't gone early, it wouldn't have been, and now Li'er is still lying in bed sick!" ”
When everyone heard this, they cast sympathetic glances at Yun Ming, and Yun Ming was even more aggrieved when he saw this, and continued: "What's even more hateful is that Xiao Jiu of hers, who has scourged my mountain spirit plant, and I haven't found it yet, which of you has me miserable!" ”
Yun Jue Yunhua glanced at each other when he heard this, and felt that he really couldn't compare to Yun Ming, so he opened his mouth and said: "Okay, then this Bai Xiaoqi will be handed over to you, I don't know what Senior Brother Yun Ze thinks." ”
Yun Hua felt that his junior brother Yun Ze was the most protective of his shortcomings, and although he was surprisingly quiet today, he still had to ask his opinion.
At this time, he saw Yun Ze say lightly: "Senior Brother Yun Ming, look at the punishment!" ”
Yun Ming was overjoyed when he saw this, and said happily: "Then I will punish Bai Xiaoqi to apply fertilizer and pick fertilizer every day in my Junxiu Peak until all the spiritual plants are repaired!" ”
When a few people thought of Jun Xiufeng's smelly natural organic fertilizer, they couldn't help but faintly smell in their hearts, although they felt that the punishment was lighter, but it was not unacceptable.
Seeing that the punishment had been settled, Yunhua Zhenren no longer paid attention to it, and instead said to everyone in the hall: "From today on, alcohol is forbidden in the Taiqing Sect, and alcohol is not allowed on non-important festivals, and violators will be confined for half a year, and all cultivation resources will be deducted!" ”
The conference dispersed, Bai Xiaoqi followed Yun Ming back to Jun Xiufeng dejectedly, and along the way, she was thinking, where did she go for more than an hour when she disappeared in the picture?
Although he tossed in the sect for a night, most of it was not a matter of exhausting energy, and it would not make him sore, it must have happened for more than an hour to disappear!
The more Bai Xiaoqi thought about it, the more he felt that his idea was right, but he couldn't remember why, but since no one proposed anything else today, it wouldn't be too important to think about it, so he didn't think about it anymore and followed Yun Ming to the medicine field.
On the other side, Yun Ze came to the back mountain formation and found Bai Xiaoba to deal with some things that should be handled......