The layout of the starting point Chinese network is different from other places: they are all rectangular tables separated by some separate ones, and the tables are prepared with paper and pencils, and you can code words at any time.

The codewriters, who worked in the afternoon and evening, spent four hours every time ordering an A4 piece of paper - this was more than 20 years ago;

Now it takes ten hours to order a computer — there are code words standing at the table, chatting about the night's takeout;

If you are willing to spend an extra hour, you can write an extra chapter, or ask for a leave of absence, which can be used as a backup for the future - if you code a dozen chapters, then you can get the praise of the professional alliance leader.

But the authors of these code words here are mostly rotten and don't have such patience. Only the protagonist's is the emperor's, so he paced into the courtyard on the first floor, with a pen and paper, and slowly sat down.

Since I was eighteen years old, I have been working as a cleaner in the starting point Chinese network, and the boss said that I was too stupid to wait for the gods, so I would do something on the website.

The author who came here to learn code words, although it is easy to speak, but there are also a lot of nagging who have not woken up.

They often have to wait for the tickets to be sent in person, see if there are fewer recommended tickets, and carefully count the rising monthly passes, and then code the words: under this serious absent-mindedness, it is also very difficult to serve good authors.

So a few days later, the boss said I couldn't do it.

Fortunately, my father is a shareholder of the starting point Chinese.com, and he can't be dismissed, so he changed to a boring position dedicated to publishing book reviews.

From then on, I came to the college every day to take charge of my duties. Although there is no dereliction of duty, I always feel a little monotonous and a little boring.

The editor is a fierce face, and the author of the code word does not have a good voice, and he can't teach people to be lively; Only when the Dog Emperor is here can he laugh a few times, so he still remembers it.

The Dog Emperor is the only one who stands with the codeword and the protagonist is the Emperor.

He was very tall; pale complexion, often with some scars between wrinkles; A pair of glasses so thick that no light can refract them hangs on his face.

Although the code is the emperor's text, but it's short and small and owes more, it seems that the code has been more than ten years, or deleted and coded, and then deleted that kind of code.

When he speaks to people, he is always full of words to fight the streets and be poor, and it is rare for eunuchs to teach people what they don't understand.

Because his protagonist is the emperor, others took a nickname for him from the half-understood words "Dog Emperor Who Owes More to the Ming Dynasty as a Tyrant" and called him the Dog Emperor.

As soon as the Dog Emperor arrived, all the coders looked at him and laughed, and some shouted, "Dog Emperor, you have a new blade on your body!" ”

He didn't answer, and said to the editor, "Borrow a duckbill pen and two sheets of A4 paper." Then he took out his clipboard.

They deliberately shouted, "You must have been taught a lesson by the reader again!" ”

The Dog Emperor opened his eyes wide and said, "Why are you so innocent out of thin air......

"What innocence? I saw you go to post a single chapter the day before yesterday to admit your mistakes. ”

The Dog Emperor blushed, the green tendons on his forehead bloomed, and argued, "Sending a single chapter is not necessarily an admission of mistakes, but it may also be ...... Leave! …… Asking for leave from a reader is not a request. ”

One after another, there were difficult words, such as "four thousand chapters" and "never irrigation", which caused everyone to laugh: the inside and outside of the website were filled with happy air.

I heard people talk about it behind their backs, and the dog emperor turned out to be a full-time author, but in the end he didn't get rated platinum, and he couldn't tell jokes; So the more the yard got poorer, and it was about to be broken.

Fortunately, there is still a group of die-hard fans, so they continue to insist on code words for the sake of others, and continue to write on a different theme.

It's a pity that he has another bad temper, that is, he can't listen to others say that the Chinese nation is not good. After a few chapters, even the person and the computer, the manuscript, and the iPad were smashed together.

If this is the case a few times, there is no one who asks him to replace the code word. The Dog Emperor had no law, so he would inevitably do something missing and making up nonsense to ask for leave.

But with us, his character is better than that of others, that is, he never defaults on alms; Although it was not occasionally recorded, it was temporarily recorded on the chalkboard, but within a month, it was definitely made up, and the name of the dog emperor was wiped off the chalkboard.

The Dog Emperor coded four sheets of A1 paper, and his flushed face gradually recovered, and the others asked again, "Dog Emperor, do you really know how to code?" ”

The Dog Emperor looked at the person who asked him, showing a disdainful look of disdain.

Then they said, "How come you can't even get half a platinum?" ”

The Dog Emperor immediately showed a depressed and uneasy appearance, his face was covered with a layer of gray, and he said something in his mouth; This time it's all about time and fate, and at these times, I can echo and laugh, and the editor will never blame. And when the editor saw the dog emperor, he asked him like this every time, which made people laugh.

The Dog Emperor himself knew that he couldn't talk to them, so he had to speak to the cleaners.

He once said to me, "You learned to write? I nodded slightly. He said, "Have you read "Back to the Ming Dynasty as a Tyrant"? …… I'll test you. Xiaobaiwen, how is it written? ”

I think, do people who don't even have an adaptation deserve to test me? Then he turned his face away and paid no more attention.

The Dog Emperor waited for a long time and said very earnestly, "Can't you write?" …… I'll teach you, remember! This writing process should be remembered. It will be used when making platinum in the future. ”

I secretly thought that it was just a golden finger and a bloody slap in the face, and we readers also know that you can't write; Funny and impatient, he lazily replied, "Who wants you to teach, don't you make an outline first and then divide the chapters to irrigate?" ”

The Dog Emperor looked extremely happy, tapped the long nails of his two fingers on the drawing board, nodded and said, "Yes, yes! …… Xiao Baiwen has another routine, do you know? ”

I grew impatient and walked away. The dog emperor had just dipped his fingernails in water and wanted to write the process on the clipboard, but when he saw that I was not enthusiastic, he sighed again, showing great regret.

A few times, the author of the system stream next to him listened to the laughter, and also rushed to the scene, surrounding the dog emperor. He then gave them three elements of writing, one for each person.

The system flow boss got the routine, and he still didn't disperse, and his eyes were looking at another notebook. The dog emperor panicked, stretched out his five fingers to cover the notebook, bent down and said, "Don't talk about it, I won't talk about it anymore." He straightened up and looked at his notebook again, shook his head and said, "Don't talk about it, don't talk about it!" Still talking? Don't talk about it. ”

So this group of system stream bigwigs all dispersed in laughter. The Dog Emperor is such a happy person, but without him, others would live like this.

One day, about two or three days after the year-end rating, the editor was slowly cleaning up the court, taking off the chalkboard, and suddenly said, "The dog emperor has not been here for a long time." I still don't owe more! "I also think he hasn't been here for a long time.

A rendering platinum said, "How did he come?" …… He was a eunuch. ”

The editor said, "Oh! ”

"He's always on the go. This time, it was he who fainted and cut off the readership. Hundreds of thousands of readers, can it be broken? ”

"What happened?"

"How? First hung up and played, then made up for it, and then wrote a guarantee, and then it was broken, and it was broken for more than half a year, and then I went to make up for it. ”

"And then?"

"Later, it was broken."

"What's going on?"

"How? …… Who knows? Xu went to Zhongguancun. ”

The editor didn't ask anymore, still slowly packing up his things.

After the year-end assessment, the wind is getting cooler day by day, and it is almost midwinter; I had to wear a down jacket after leaning on the air conditioner all day.

In the second half of the day, there were no readers urging me to change, and I was sitting with my eyes closed. Suddenly, I heard a voice, "Take a single chapter." ”

The voice was very low, but it was familiar. There was no one at all. Standing up and looking out, the Dog Emperor sat on the threshold.

His face was black and thin, and he was no longer in shape; Wear a pair of torn stockings, cross-legged, a notebook underneath, and hang it on the shoulder with a straw rope; When he saw me, he said, "Send another book review." ”

The editor also stuck his head out and said, "Dog Emperor?" You still owe more! ”

The Dog Emperor replied with a very depressed back, "This ...... Next time, let's go back to the code. This time it's going to be a single chapter, and the recommended bit should be enough. ”

The editor still said to him with a smile as usual, "Dog Emperor, you have broken again!" ”

But this time he didn't argue very much, and just said, "Don't make fun of it!" ”

"Teasing? If it continues, how can you go to Zhongguancun? ”

The Dog Emperor whispered, "Hobby, I'm willing to ......" His eyes looked like begging the editor not to mention it again.

At this point, a few people had gathered, and they both laughed with the editor.

I took the client and put it on the threshold. He took out a Nokia from his ragged pocket, put it in my hand, and saw that his hands were full of mud, so it turned out that he used this mobile phone to code words.

After a while, he finished writing a book review, and then sat down and walked slowly with this hand amid the laughter of others.

Since then, the dog emperor has not been seen for a long time.

In the second year, the editor took off the chalkboard and said, "The Dog Emperor hasn't finished paying off the arrears!" ”

At the end of the second year, he said, "The Dog Emperor hasn't paid off the arrears yet!" ”

In the end, he didn't say anything, and he didn't see him when he went out of business at the starting point. I haven't seen it until now—the Dog Emperor did go to Zhongguancun.