Volume 2 Chapter 11 Why not eat minced meat

Yang Cong's worry was not superfluous, because He Qian really begged Yan Song for his son's business, and Yan Song was also ready to raise his hand to brush Yang Cong down and win over He Qian!

Yan Song also felt that it might be a little difficult to lift a candidate up, and it was really simple to brush people down, because the examiner had to review the test papers, so as not to cheat on the examiners and candidates who were marking the papers, and he could take care of Yang Cong as long as he found some excuses.

About ten days after the end of the township test, after the examiner who scored the test papers was evaluated, the ranking was roughly determined, and Yan Song took the deputy examiners Zou Shouyi and Zhan Ruoshui to review the test papers.

At this time, the rankings were roughly arranged, and the layer of paper on the candidate's name had naturally been revealed, and Yan Song flipped through it casually and turned to Yang Cong's test paper.

He wanted to find an excuse to brush Yang Cong down, but Yang Cong's roll was very neat, and there was not even a sweat stain, let alone ink spots, it seemed that there was nothing wrong with this roll, and he didn't bother to do this kind of thing by deliberately trying to blur a certain word with saliva, so he could only pick thorns in the article.

As a result, he took Yang Cong's test paper and looked at it for a long time, but he didn't find anything wrong, Yang Cong, this guy, is really a bit literary, and this article is really good, it seems to be very difficult to find fault with the article itself, what should I do?

Thinking about it, he was suddenly stunned, Yang Cong?

Today's emperor can be called Zhu Houxi, when the first assistant of the dynasty Zhang Xuan changed his name to Zhang Fujing in order to avoid the word "Xi", you dare to call Yang Cong!

Well, that's a good and powerful reason.

Thinking of this, he suddenly turned his face and pretended to be angry: "This candidate is too unreasonable." ”

Zou Shouyi and Zhan Ruoshui naturally knew that Yan Song wanted to take the opportunity to clean up Yang Cong, because Yang Cong had already written to them for help.

It's one thing for them to see Yang Cong, it's another thing to help Yang Cong or not, they don't see Yang Cong because Yang Cong's seniority is too low, and he is just a showman, and he is not qualified to let them meet in person.

However, others want to bully Yang Cong but it can't, and it depends on the owner to beat the dog, this Yang Cong is Xu Jie's best friend, which is equivalent to the junior of Yangming's lineage, dare to clean up our juniors in front of us seniors, so how can it be done.

The two glanced at each other, and Zhan Ruoshui, who was more old-fashioned and serious, immediately asked, "What's the matter, Lord Yan?" ”

Yan Song snorted sullenly: "This candidate is too disagreeable, he dares to call Yang Cong, isn't this a clear bully, Lord Shoufu knows to avoid it, doesn't he know to avoid it?" ”

Nima, what Yang Ming hates the most is Zhang Xuan, a sycophant, in order to pat the emperor's sycophant, this guy changed his name, it's so shameless,

Of course, we must pay attention to avoidance in these years, but avoidance is not so evasive.

Zou Shouyi is in the prime of life, and his temperament is very strong, when he saw Yan Song's appearance, he became angry in his heart.

However, he didn't catch Yan Song and scold his face, that was done by a second stunned person, he was not so two.

He thought for a moment and suddenly asked, "Lord Zhan, do you eat meat?" ”

When Zhan Ruoshui heard this, his eyes rolled, and then he quipped: "Why don't you eat minced meat, the old man will be bored if he doesn't eat meat this day." ”

This "why not eat minced meat" is not appropriate here, what he means is actually to secretly point out that Yan Song is the head of the Ministry of Rites.

Yan Song looked at these two guys with a confused face, and he didn't know which one they were singing.

This is not because his brain is not flexible enough, the main thing is that these two guys are talking too inexplicably, he is talking about Yang Cong, Zou Shouyi suddenly asked Zhan Ruoshui if he eats meat, this is too far, he will really not be able to react for a while.

Seeing this, Zou Shouyi asked him again, "Lord Yan, do you eat meat?" ”

Of course he eats meat, and he's notoriously fatty, isn't this guy knowingly asking?

What the hell is this guy doing?

Yang Ming and their imperial party are not very dealing, it is very possible for people to dig a pit and let him jump, Yan Song replied cautiously: "The old man and Lord Zhan are the same good, no meat is not happy." ”

What does he mean, do you want to bite me?

I have the same hobby as Lord Zhan, and if you bite me, it is equivalent to biting Lord Zhan, you bite.

Of course, Zou Shouyi wouldn't bite Yan Song, he seemed to think for a while, and asked inexplicably: "Lord Zhan, what kind of meat are you eating?" ”

Zhan Ruoshui said very cooperatively: "Pork, the chicken is too greasy, the mutton is too fatty, and the beef can't be bitten, only this pork is the most suitable for the old man's appetite." ”

Nima, this is reviewing the township test papers, you two are in the water or what's wrong, just discuss eating meat here!

Yan Song was about to open his mouth to stop them and bring the topic back to Yang Cong, but Zou Shouyi suddenly said to him: "Lord Yan, you also eat pork, right?" ”

Nima, it's over, isn't it, Yan Song simply interrupted: "Yes, let's talk about pork later, I'm reviewing the test papers now, you say, is this Yang Cong too arrogant, this kind of candidate, how can he be lifted!" ”

Yang Cong is arrogant?

Are you arrogant?

Zou Shouyi shook his head and said, "Yang Cong's name is a trivial matter, Lord Yan, you eat pork!" ”

He deliberately dragged the word "pig" on this pork very long, obviously to let Yan Song have a good understanding of what the word pig represents.

Yan Song naturally understood as soon as he heard it, "pig" and "Zhu" have the same sound!

Yang Cong is just a name, and it happens that there is a homophone in the name of the emperor today, but he eats "pig" meat, if you want to calculate it like this, he doesn't know how many times more serious than Yang Cong's crime of bullying the king.

Nima, avoiding is not so avoided, the same word needs to be avoided, and homophones must be avoided, so who in this world has not deceived the king, even if the people have never eaten pork, then they want to eat pork.

Yan Song was about to open his mouth to refute, but suddenly realized that he didn't slap himself in the face, Yang Cong's "Cong" was not the emperor's "Xi".

He was at a loss for what to do, Zou Shouyi suddenly said solemnly: "If you want to say that this Shoufu is also quite arrogant, he dares to be surnamed Zhang, surnamed Zhang, it's too arrogant!" ”

Nima, what's wrong with the surname Zhang, there are more surnames Zhang in the world.

Yan Song was about to open his mouth to refute, but suddenly realized that something was wrong.

, the emperor's ancestor is called Zhu Yuanzhang, this "Zhang" and "Zhang" are also the same sound!

Zou Shouyi, this guy dug a big pit and let him jump down, this kind of thing can't be on.

He thought about it carefully, suddenly snorted, shook his head and smiled: "Just kidding, just kidding, the old man is joking with you, why are you so serious." ”

After that, he directly stuffed Yang Cong's test paper back to its original place, saying that he admitted it and stopped playing.

"Hey, old guy, play this with us, you're still far away." , Zou Shouyi was secretly proud in his heart, but on the surface, he followed and said: "Lord Yan, we are also joking, don't take it seriously." ”

Sometimes everyone just tacitly agrees, if they really want to turn their faces for such a trivial matter, then they will already fight to the death.

Yan Song also knew that these two guys would definitely not be able to compare to him if they were shameless, but he really couldn't play these two guys when playing this kind of word game.

In fact, he just saw that He Qian's heart was dark enough, and he was a fellow countryman, and he wanted to win over and expand his camp, so he would agree to He Qian to brush Yang Cong down.

However, at this time, he already knew that Yang Cong was a person from the Yangming lineage, and it was naturally impossible for him to do such a stupid thing to offend the entire Yangming lineage for a small head of the Ministry of Rites.