Chapter 1: 'Standard Start'
The scorching sun after two days of absence dispelled the last trace of haze in the suburbs of Beijing, and also regained the vitality of Nanxinzhuang, which had been silent for a long time.
Especially those three aunts and six wives, who occupy the streets and alleys like dog pee, one by one pretending to be mysterious and pressing their throats, when it comes to rising, they can't be shouted by everyone.
But in the midst of this hustle and bustle, there are a few families that seem to be particularly deserted.
The king's bricklayer family is one of them.
In the three neat tiled houses, there is no trace of life in the emptiness, only on the earthen kang in the middle, at this time there is a young offspring lying unconscious.
Perhaps disturbed by the noise outside, Hou Sheng first opened his eyes, and then stared at them vigorously.
And then ......
I saw that his forehead was wrinkled, his eyes bulged, and the corners of his eyes were almost bursting!
The next scene is even more bizarre.
saw that this posterior first raised his hand and slapped himself, and then rolled out with his hands and feet, and rolled under the bed as if he was blind.
After landing on the ground, he still had no momentum, and knocked over the wooden basin placed on Fang Deng, and half a basin of cold water was poured down, and it was poured directly inside and out when he landed.
But even so, the afterlife is still like hysteria, showing his teeth and claws on the ground, crawling and rolling.
It didn't take long for the plain white shirt to be dyed into mud, and the tie on the right side was loosened by two, revealing half of the bronzed muscles.
"What the hell?!"
After a long time, the latter suddenly let out a low roar, and his body that was desperately happy stopped immediately.
However......
But he kept shouting, "Stop? What the hell? Someone? Help me! Let me stop......"
The voice was full of panic.
But what's even more strange is that at this time, his body obviously didn't move at all, but he kept shouting 'stop' in his mouth.
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What the hell is going on?!
Feng Jianguo felt that his brain was a little insufficient for the first time.
Just now he woke up from a big dream, and subconsciously wanted to open his eyes, but who knew that after working hard for a long time, his eyelids still didn't move.
So I thought about raising my hand and rubbing it, but I didn't want to listen to my hands anymore.
At this time, Feng Jianguo was a little panicked, and desperately wanted to struggle, but his body still did not respond.
No, nor can it be said that there is no response at all.
Every time Feng Jianguo wanted to struggle, he would touch a thin barrier, as if his body was wrapped in plastic film.
Just when he couldn't figure out what kind of situation he had encountered, his eyes, which he had been unable to open, suddenly widened, and he couldn't stop exerting his strength, and his eyes were about to burst.
Then came the inexplicable slaps, the ramblings, and the hysterical struggles......
But what made Feng Jianguo even more speechless was that what was screaming in his mouth right now was clearly the cry that came out of his heart when he tried to stop his movements before.
Who knew that he couldn't spit out a sound at that time, but now he suddenly screamed and yelled, making himself look like a retarded person.
So much so that Feng Jianguo didn't know whether to expect his neighbors to come to his rescue, or to expect them not to see his ugliness.
Fortunately, it didn't take long for the shouts to die down abruptly, allowing Feng Jianguo to calm down and think about what was going on with his body.
Yesterday he didn't drink a drop of alcohol, didn't work overtime, and didn't encounter any accidents, and he was calm as usual until he fell asleep.
And the way it is......
After recalling that weirdness, Feng Jianguo pointed his suspicions to the strange sense of wrapping.
However, it seems that what is really wrapped in a soft membrane is not your own body, but your own nerve center.
And it is this inexplicable soft membrane that allows for the control of the body, and there is a signal delay, as well as superimposed blurring.
[The delay doesn't need to be explained.]
The constant staring and the unstoppable struggle belong to the superposition of commands.
As for the blurred signal, it refers to the distorted movement, such as wanting to raise your hand and rub your eyes, but it turns into a slap on your own. γ
What's going on here?
Could it be hemiplegia from stroke?
But this symptom is not quite right!
Just as he was puzzled, Feng Jianguo suddenly noticed a new abnormality - he didn't seem to be in the company dormitory right now.
Toppled wooden basins, wooden beds with draped drains, antique mahogany wardrobes......
Feng Jianguo was stunned for a long time, slowly turned his head, twisted again, twisted again, and his straight neck clicked.
Damn, it's signal delay and instruction overlap again!
When the neck that was almost broken finally stopped, Feng Jianguo also roughly guessed his situation.
After all, as a game planner with a monthly income of half a dog - referred to as dog planner, he is no stranger to online novels, and even has frequent intersections at work.
The antique room in front of him, as well as all kinds of abnormalities on his body, made him involuntarily think of a commonplace phenomenon in novels: crossing.
And most of it is soul wearing!
What's even more unfortunate is that there is obviously some disharmony between the old soul and the new body.
But......
This should be just an initial discomfort, otherwise the story with himself as the protagonist would not be named "Crossing the Half-Body"?
With this in mind, Feng Jianguo began to try to familiarize himself with this new body.
As it turned out, his inference was correct, and after an hour of continuous effort and failure, the delay problem of this body was greatly improved.
At first, it took about a minute to get feedback, but then it only took a dozen seconds to do it, and the overlay and blurring situation improved.
But the premise of all this is based on simple commands, and if too many orders are given to the body at the same time, or if the order is changed overnight, it will still cause confusion in the limbs.
And after being sure that he could completely control this body as long as he spent some more time, Feng Jianguo, who was relieved, finally couldn't hold it back, and reluctantly walked to the door, taking the first step to the new world.
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The quaint and neat earthen walls, the moss-covered courtyard gate, and the rows of low buildings outside the courtyard.
Sure enough, it's crossed!
Although Feng Jianguo had expected it, he still couldn't help but feel a little melancholy-from now on, everything in modern society will be lost to him.
The only thing to be thankful for is that as a single dog who grew up in an orphanage, he did not have an inseparable emotional bond.
"Alas, this god is really blind!"
was melancholy, and the sound of discussion outside the hospital suddenly came into my ears.
Feng Jianguo's heart moved, and he hurriedly listened.
At the moment, he didn't know anything other than that he was sure that he had crossed over, so gathering information was a top priority at the moment.
"Then Li Xiucai said that it was Wenqu Xing who went down to earth, who admits that his life is so bitter, he has no mother since he was a child, he took the exam last time, and he was delayed because of his father's funeral, this time it's good, I was stunned halfway through!"
"Not to mention, I was sent home for a day and two nights, and I didn't wake up."
It turns out that 'I'm still a showman'!
And he is a fatherless and motherless talent.
That's a good start.
No matter which dynasty it is in, scholars with merit and fame can always enjoy all kinds of preferential treatment.
Even if you are not used to reading the Four Books and Five Classics, and you can't go further to take the exam, you will be much more convenient if you want to change careers.
By the way, how do I get soap?
There is also a high degree of liquor......
"If you want to say that Zhao Bantou's daughter, she is really a benevolent and righteous person, this Li Xiucai now lives and dies, how many people are too late to hide, a girl who has not passed the door, is stunned to guard him day and night."
"Don't talk about it, I'm afraid that good people are not rewarded, and in the end, they will have a reputation as a widow."
Okay, a single family, both parents died, showing off talent and fame, and bringing a benevolent and righteous daughter-in-law who didn't pass through the door, this is really the standard beginning of a historical travel novel.
I don't know what the girl of the Zhao family looks like.
It shouldn't be too ugly, right?
After all, a beautiful fiancΓ©e is also one of the standards of many novels.
"Yo~ The little lady is back?"
"How is Li Xiucai, have you ever woken up?"
This is really casual chatter, as soon as Feng Jianguo thought of this, he heard the three aunts and six groups outside greet in unison, and then the iron rope outside the door sounded - it was obviously 'his' daughter-in-law who had not passed the door back!
Feng Jianguo subconsciously held his breath, and before he had time to think about anything, he saw the door parting left and right, and a tall figure carrying a vegetable basket walked into the courtyard with his head down.
Although I couldn't get a glimpse of the whole picture for a while, I still deserve the word 'amazing'!
Especially when she didn't notice Feng Jianguo on the other side, when she turned around and closed the door, her well-nourished figure was even more in full view.
Sure enough, it's a standard...... No, the top!
Seeing that she was still bowing her head and walking towards her absentmindedly with a basket, Feng Jianguo's heart was beating wildly, and he didn't know how to deal with it for a while.
Say goodbye to the hard?
Inappropriate!
I don't know what her name is, so wouldn't it be revealing in a few words.
Let's use amnesia to fool around first, anyway, seven or eight of the ten time-traveling novels came about like this.
Just when Feng Jianguo made up his mind, the little lady of the Zhao family finally noticed something unusual, and raised her head suddenly, revealing a beautiful melon seed face mixed with three points of heroism.
When she saw Feng Jianguo, her apricot kernel-like eyes widened for a moment, her cherry-like mouth opened slightly, and then there was a pop, but it was the vegetable basket that fell from her hand and rolled all over the ground.
The two looked at each other and were speechless for a long time.
You can't just stand like this stupid all the time, can you?
Or......
Went over and picked her up the dishes?
In order to alleviate the embarrassment in his heart, Feng Jianguo cautiously urged his body and prepared to pick up the vegetable basket on the ground.
But he patronized and carefully calculated his movements, but he didn't expect that the little lady of the Zhao family on the opposite side also greeted him at the same time.
It's a tragedy.
Feng Jianguo wanted to stop his steps, but his command to step on the brakes would take effect after more than ten seconds.
And when the little lady of the Zhao family saw that something was wrong and wanted to stop her steps, Feng Jianguo had already crashed into her arms and threw her directly to the ground.
Awkward, embarrassing with a capital letter!
Fortunately, it is his daughter-in-law who has not passed through the door, if this is a strange ancient woman, she must not shout indecent?
Feng Jianguo was embarrassed and a little lucky.
Syllable~
Who would have thought that at this moment, the little lady Zhao suddenly slapped Feng Jianguo in the face with a backhand, and then used her hands and feet together, like a rabbit kicking an eagle, knocking him to the ground.
Then the little lady turned over and said, "You...... What are you crazy about?! β
The ancients are the ancients, they are all engaged and so reserved-but this further proves that she should still be Yun Ying's body.
I like it!
Although he was slapped and knocked to the ground, Feng Jianguo didn't feel any annoyance in his heart, but was a little complacent.
is such a chaste and nine fierce little lady, and she will be more ...... in the future
Belch~
Harmonious society, Amitabha.
Suppressing the thoughts in his heart, he was about to explain two sentences and erase this little misunderstanding, when he suddenly saw that Zhao Xiaoniang restrained her shame, and asked urgently: "Brother Wang, ...... you How did you wake up?! β
King......
What the hell is the big brother of the Wang family?!
Feng Jianguo was stunned for a moment, and he had the heart to ask what was going on, but what came out of his mouth was the line from more than ten seconds ago: "Sister, don't blame, Xiaosheng didn't mean it." β
"Which one is your sister?!"
Zhao Xiaoniang's face rose red again, and she raised her foot and was about to kick Feng Jianguo.
Just seeing his pitiful appearance lying on the ground covered in mud, the little girl softened her heart again, and took advantage of the situation to pause on the ground, and said angrily: "When Uncle Wang comes back, I will worry about you again!" β
As he spoke, he didn't care about the vegetables and fruits all over the ground, and ran out as if he was flying with the corners of his skirt.
"Yo, what's wrong with the little lady?"
"Little Lady, Little ......"
"Alas! Look at it, the one lying in that courtyard is not the eldest man of the Wang family! β
"Wake up! Shouye is awake! β
"Since he woke up, will Li Xiu next door also wake up?"
"It's strange that the little lady is running next door!"
Surrounded by several middle-aged women, Feng Jianguo finally confirmed a sad reality, he didn't seem to be Li Xiucai, but the old Wang next door.
Belch~
To be more precise, it is Wang Shouye, the son of the old Wang bricklayer next door.
And the reason why Zhao Xiaoniang came to Wang's house first was because Wang Bricklayer went to the county seat to invite a master, and when she left, she specially asked her to help take care of her son.
This thief, my God!
What about a good standard start?!