613 What about peeing when you squat, little man?
However, to their surprise, after Kameda's headquarters passed through the ambush circle under the tree, just when their whole army was on alert and preparing to give the Ming army a severe blow, the left waited, did not come, and the right waited, but still did not come. A day seemed to pass in the blink of an eye, and the Ming army had not caught up yet.
At this moment, Hauge began to complain about this North Korean official road, why is it so unbearable, it is difficult for the cavalry to catch up with the fleeing infantry army?
Matsudaira Nobutsuna and the others can only continue to wait patiently, at most a day apart, it can't be more, right?
However, another day passed, and I saw that the sunset had stained the western sky red, but there was still no trace of the Ming cavalry.
This situation is absolutely abnormal. Matsudaira Nobutsuna couldn't help but say to Haoge worriedly: "Could it be, it was the Ming army who discovered our ambush, right?" ”
"It can't be!" When Hauge heard this, he immediately replied: "Even the Japanese army who fled back from Seoul below doesn't know that we are ambushed here, so why can the Ming army know?" ”
For this reason, Matsudaira Nobutsuna also felt that he was right. But why didn't the Ming army come?
You can't guess just by guessing, so at dawn the next day, Matsudaira Nobutsuna sent scouts to find out about the situation of the Ming army. Before leaving, he repeatedly explained that he must not let the Ming army find out, let alone let the Ming army catch it. Otherwise, the news of the ambush of the army would definitely have spread.
As soon as these scouts left, Matsudaira Nobutsuna said to Hauge with a sad face when there was no one else: "Although the army does not have to rush to Seoul, it has saved a lot of food. But the army has been in ambush here for three days, and it has consumed a lot of food. If the Ming army did not move south for a long time, where should the army go? ”
Speaking of which, it's actually a matter of food. As soon as Hauge heard this, his head hurt. It was really a headache in the Qing Dynasty before, and now in the Japanese army, I have a headache for this matter, it's really endless!
Seeing Matsudaira Nobutsuna staring at him, waiting for him to reply, Haoge smiled bitterly and said, "My lord, the Ming army will definitely go south." There's no reason why they shouldn't go south! ”
No matter who it is, knowing the plight of the Japanese army now, there is absolutely no reason to let it go. In this regard, Matsudaira Nobutsuna also agrees. But he's worried! What if the Ming army doesn't come?
No matter what, he can't afford to lose this battle!
Now, I can only comfort myself. But waiting is a kind of torment, and I saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna smile and said, "Come, Haoge-kun, how about we talk about a few games?" ”
"What?" When Hauge heard this, he was a little confused, and replied to him, "What Shoutang?" This...... I'm afraid this is unlucky, right? Oh, I see, let's set up a mourning hall for the Ming army first, right? ”
"......" This time, it was Matsudaira Nobutsuna's turn to be confused, what did it mean?
The two communicated again, and finally had to forget it, because Matsudaira Nobutsuna understood that this Haute didn't understand the chess game at all. So, he had to ask Hauge about leading his troops to fight, which could be regarded as how much time he could kill.
Waited and waited, waited until it was dark, and still did not see the scout come back. Matsudaira Nobutsuna was in a hurry, and he could no longer hide the anxiety in his heart in other forms. Restless, even with Hauge restless.
There must be a demon when something goes wrong, Haoge faintly feels that it seems to be worse! But in every respect, there's no reason why it's bad!
Thanks to him, he already had the experience of losing the country, and after the night was dark, he fell asleep, and it turned the world upside down.
However, Matsudaira Nobutsuna couldn't sleep, not to mention the mosquitoes, rats and ants in the mountains, just the people below reported that many people had been sick and feverish in the past few days, and they were no longer able to fight, which made him anxious. More critically, when will the Ming army come? If it is delayed for a day, the ambushed Japanese army will have more non-combat attrition and more food. I really can't afford to drag it out!
After a sleepless night, the eastern sky only brightened the next day, and Matsudaira Nobutsuna immediately asked the scout if he had a return with two panda eyes?
In fact, he also knew in his heart that if there was a return, he would definitely take the initiative to tell him without waiting for him to ask.
In the end, Matsudaira Nobutsuna couldn't help but send another group of scouts, and even said to this group of scouts: "You are all disciples of Master Miyamoto Musashi, and you are the most skilled samurai in my Great Wa Kingdom, no matter what, you must have a reward before it gets dark today!" ”
"Hey!" The scouts immediately responded loudly.
But before they could leave, they heard movement coming out, and when they heard the sound, it was the scouts from before who had finally returned.
Although only one-third of the scouts he saw were sent out, and they were all in disarray, Matsudaira Nobutsuna turned a blind eye to all of them, and immediately asked, "How is the situation of the Ming army?" ”
Hauge, who had already heard the sound, probably understood his question, although he didn't answer, but he "groaned" in his heart, and secretly said that it was going to be bad, because he was too familiar with the scout's expression.
Sure enough, I saw the one who was the leader of these scouts, knelt down on one knee in front of Matsudaira Nobutsuna, and said with a sad and indignant face: "My lord, about 20,000 or so Ming troops, all of them are waiting for a battle twenty miles away, and they haven't taken a step forward, they have discovered us!" ”
"What?" When Matsudaira Nobutsuna heard this, it was like a thunderbolt on a sunny day, hitting him on the head, his body shook, he almost didn't stop, and shouted, "Twenty miles away, how is this possible!" ”
The leader of the scouts knew that Matsudaira Nobutsuna didn't want to believe it, so he hurriedly took out a piece of cloth from his arms, unfolded it to him, and said: "The Ming army has erected a sign in front of the battle, this is the word on it!" ”
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked intently and saw that the cloth read: "Little Woko, where is the pee?" ”
After seeing this line clearly, Matsudaira Nobutsuna felt that his eyes were dark, and he fell backwards.
Haoge on the side, naturally, also opened his eyes to see the situation. The words on this piece of cloth were a little familiar to him no matter how he looked at them, and suddenly, he remembered them.
When Duoduo retreated from Yaozhouyi, he thought about ambushing the pursuing Ming army halfway, but the Ming army was outside the ambush circle, shouting "Duoduo child, squat and pee?" ”
Yes, this is it. After Hauge thought about it, he couldn't help but wonder, why did the Ming army like to shout this tune?
He was wondering when he suddenly saw Matsudaira Nobutsuna fall backwards.
A good Hauge, indeed trained on the battlefield, is agile, and with a copy of it, he took Matsudaira Nobutsuna in his arms and didn't let him fall to the ground.
It's also a loss that at this time, everyone is anxious about Matsudaira Nobutsuna's body, so they don't care if the picture of a Liaodong big man holding a Japanese dwarf in his arms will be very awkward.
After shaking it twice, Matsudaira Nobutsuna was woken up by Hauge, and he felt like his neck was about to break, but he still cared about this, and the first thing he did when he woke up was to jump up from Hauge's arms, pointing at the scout leader and shouting: "Why is this happening, how did the news leak?" Is this a deception ...... the Ming army?"
He asked a lot of questions in one go, and there were many possibilities. Anyway, in his heart, he still didn't believe that the Ming army could find the army ambushed here without sending it all night.
For most of the questions asked by Matsudaira Nobutsuna, the scout knew that, but there were some questions, he could still answer them, so he immediately said: "My lord, if you look at the posture of the Ming army, you must have discovered our army, and you will not be wrong about the posture of waiting for our army to attack. In addition, my subordinates are afraid that they know why the Ming army knows about our army's ambush! ”
Speaking of this, he took out a broken bowl from his bosom and said, "My lord, this was found in a small valley in the mountains ten miles away from here, and it was a hiding place for the Koreans, but now it is empty. When our army comes, that place can know the movement of our army. ”
As soon as he heard this, Matsudaira Nobutsuna no longer doubted that this must be the case. I didn't expect that I thought I could attack his unprepared action, but it turned out to be bad for the inconspicuous bed bug. This is really Amaterasu God does not favor the Great Wa Kingdom!
Thinking of this, he couldn't help but feel a blackness in front of his eyes, and his body shook, but this time he didn't faint, he stretched out his hand to stop Hauge from reaching over to help him, looked up to the sky and let out a sad sigh, and then sat on the ground with his ass.
At this time, the army was in a desperate situation again, and he could no longer quietly affect and pacify the people around him.
The army has been exposed, the Ming army is ready to fight, if you go to attack the Ming army, face to face, now the morale and physical strength of the Japanese army, as well as equipment, etc., how can it be the opponent of the Ming army?
However, if you don't fight, just like this, it won't take you a few days, and after you can eat out, you don't need to do anything with the Ming army, and the whole army will definitely collapse.
Even if they wanted to retreat, how could the Ming army let themselves lead the army to withdraw calmly. As long as he hangs his tail and maintains his threat, the fate of Kameda under the tree will be his fate soon. The whole army is wiped out, and I believe it won't be long before it happens.
At this moment, Matsudaira Nobutsuna was really a little desperate.
Originally, his move to lead the troops north was to take a risk, and he wanted to gamble and reverse his predicament in one fell swoop.
However, the so-called dangerous military march, in other words, actually means very dangerous. No, a factor of the North Koreans who were careless, thought to be inconspicuous and ignored, put Matsudaira Nobutsuna's department in a desperate situation where they could not advance or retreat, and they could not afford to spend it.
He sat on the ground, and the guards and scouts around him all looked at him silently. Everyone's expressions were very desperate.
Until this time, Hauge had figured out all the morale, or had experienced a lot, and his expression was calmer.
Matsudaira Nobutsuna looked up and saw his expression, as if he had grasped the last straw, and hurriedly asked, "Haoga-kun, is there a way to save me?" ”
At this time, he didn't even claim to be an official, and used me directly.