Chapter 168: Seven Days as a Wife
This musical instrument shop is not big, and the interior decoration is also very simple, and the two of them didn't take a few steps before they saw the shop transparently.
The flute boy was resting in his chair and ignoring the two. Instead, the guy in the store came over and smiled warmly at the two: "What do the two guest officers want to buy?" All the instruments in the shop are handmade by our shopkeeper, and each one is unique......"
Listening to Xiao Er's chattering introduction, Shen Yunchu, who didn't like musical instruments, felt a headache, if it weren't for seeing Xiao Qi's interest, he couldn't turn around and leave.
In the middle of the store, a mediocre piano attracted Xiao Qi's attention. When he got closer, he was about to reach out to play, when he suddenly heard a loud shout: "Stop! ”
Xiao Qi subconsciously withdrew his hand and followed the sound, but he didn't know when the flute boy woke up before, and was sitting there glaring at her.
"All the objects in the shop are destined to be felt, the girl has nothing to do with this piano, don't dirty my strings."
As soon as the words fell, before Xiao Qi could say anything, the guy on the side was not happy, "Oh, my shopkeeper, you can do it, don't hold it!" Aren't your instruments meant to be sold? I've been in our shop for three years, and I've sold two musical instruments and collected twenty taels of silver. Our store is small, and there are few people on weekdays, but when people finally came, they were all driven away by you. Seeing that half of this year has passed, we haven't opened yet! ”
The shopkeeper coldly threw out a sentence: "Have I ever shorted your salary?" ”
The man said with a bitter face: "Ten taels of silver a year, you have never been bad!" But if it goes on like this, you're afraid you won't even be able to drink the porridge! ”
The shopkeeper glared at the guy and continued to close his eyes to recuperate, and said lightly: "If there is no child, what a pity to die!" ”
The guy sighed lightly, didn't answer, and turned to Xiao Qi: "Girl, don't pay attention to him, it's just a bull's temper." If you like it, you can give it a try. ”
Xiao Qi smiled: "Aren't you afraid of your shopkeeper's anger?" ”
The guy pouted, "I'm not afraid of him!" ”
Xiao Qi smiled, stretched out his hand to stroke the strings, and the sound of the piano gradually rose, melodious and tactful. But when it reached Shen Yunchu's ears, it was extremely sharp and harsh, not for anything else, just because Xiao Qi, who couldn't play the piano, was now playing Yun Ze's favorite song back then!
Although there was anger in Shen Yunchu's heart, it was more of grief, he was watching the familiar Xiao Qi slowly turn into another person, the person he used to hate the most, but he couldn't do anything......
Suddenly, the sound of the piano stopped abruptly, and the shopkeeper held down the strings with one hand, and looked at Xiao Qi with disgust, "It's all said, don't dirty my piano, get out of my shop right now!" ”
Shen Yunchu appeared on Xiao Qi's side, pulled her behind him without a trace, looked at the shopkeeper and said coldly: "Your hand is not bad, it's a pity to be worthy of you!" ”
Seeing this, the guy on the side hurriedly stepped forward and said: "Childe said that he laughed, our shopkeeper is only a mountain village man, and this hand is also rude, how can it get into the eyes of Childe!" ”
As he spoke, he hid the shopkeeper's hand behind him without a trace, as if he was really afraid that Shen Yunchu would cut off his hand if he was unhappy.
Xiao Qi didn't want to have more right and wrong, so he gently pulled Shen Yunchu's sleeve behind him, and persuaded softly: "Forget Yunchu, let's go......"
Just when Shen Yunchu was about to demolish this store, he heard the shopkeeper sigh lightly: "If you like the things in this store, you can choose whatever you want, but except for this piano." ”
The guy on the side glanced at the shopkeeper, and then said to them: "The two guest officers are really sorry, our shopkeeper is a little bit of a bad temper, and his words are a little unpleasant, don't worry about him, if there is anything unpleasant to come to me." ”
Seeing that this guy had been making amendices to them, Shen Yunchu's anger was also half gone, and he looked at the treacherous guy with interest and said, "You guy is interesting, I'm afraid the salary is more than ten taels, right?" ”
The guy didn't seem to understand the meaning of Shen Yunchu's words, and said with a dry smile: "Hehe, I also hope for more than ten taels ......"
Shen Yunchu glanced at the master and servant meaningfully, and then pulled Xiao Qi out of the shop.
Not long after, the two came to a noodle stall, and Xiao Qi looked at the hot somen noodles and was a little reluctant to leave.
I chose a clean table and asked for two bowls of hot somen noodles, and the two of them were eating, when the table next to them was overturned to the ground, and I saw several big men standing up with long knives and walking towards this side violently.
The man at the head looked at Xiao Qi and said, "Yo, this little lady is so handsome, it's better to follow the uncle." If you serve Uncle Ben and my brothers comfortably, you will enjoy endless wealth and glory......"
Before he finished speaking, he saw the man fall to the ground suddenly, and the subordinates behind him were suddenly startled, and then shouted forward: "Big brother! ”
"What's wrong with Big Brother?"
A trembling person stepped forward and probed his nose, and said in horror: "Big brother, ...... dead"
Everyone inspected the whole body of the corpse, and they didn't see any wounds, and they were shocked and angry, but they rushed up with more people, surrounded Xiao Qi and them in the middle, and asked: "What kind of demon method did you two dog men and women use, and return my eldest brother's life!" ”
This is a figure that suddenly appeared beside Shen Yunchu, "It's too late, please punish the Holy Lord!" ”
Shen Yunchu put a poached egg in the bowl into the Xiaoqi bowl, and said to the shadow guard: "Master, I can't see dirty the most, if there is a little blood, you know the consequences!" ”
The strong man on the side was furious, "Don't pretend here, wait for me to take your dog's life!" ”
As he spoke, he raised his knife and stepped up, but at this time, Xiao Qi put down his chopsticks and smiled at them, "Wait a minute, Yun Chu, let's make a bet, right?" ”
Shen Yunchu said: "What are you betting on?" ”
"Bet on how long they can last, and if I lose, we will take down this stall and be husband and wife in this world. If I win, I want you to wear women's clothes and play suona in front of the musical instrument shop for a day, okay? ”
Shen Yunchu smiled slyly and said, "Thirty-four people, two breaths." ”
"You dogs and men don't take our brothers seriously! Someone, kill me! As he spoke, a group of big men came waving their knives.
Xiao Qi looked at Shen Yunchu and said with some unconvinced: "Three breaths!" ”
As soon as the words fell, the last big man fell in response, thirty-four people, none of them lived, just two breaths.
Xiao Qi glanced at the shadow guard with some dissatisfaction and said, "So fast? I think you did it on purpose! ”
Shen Yunchu smiled proudly: "This is for my lifelong happiness, why does he have to sell some strength." But don't regret it, madame! ”
Xiao Qi muttered with some regret: "I still want to see you in women's clothes, but it's a pity ......"
At this moment, the noodle stall owner who was hiding on the side suddenly came over and said excitedly: "Thank you two guest officers for us in addition to this bully and bully in the fish and meat town, the little old man is grateful!" ”
Xiao Qi waved his hand and said, "Thank you for not needing, we are not good people in the first place!" ”
The old man's face froze, and he stood there unable to advance or retreat, not knowing how to continue his words.
Xiao Qi casually threw a gold ingot to the old man, "I want this stall, you can go!" ”
The owner of the noodle stall has sold plain noodles all his life, not to mention gold, even more than ten taels of silver have not seen much, and now someone actually buys his stall with gold, and he can't even say anything for a while, just looked at the gold in his hand in a daze, and put it in his mouth from time to time to bite and bite.
Shen Yunchu said: "What, isn't it enough to give?" ”
Somehow, obviously the voice was not loud, and it reached the old man's ears, but he was shocked in an instant, and the hairs on his body stood on end.
The old man hurriedly said: "Enough, enough, I'll go, I'll go, I'll go......"
After the old man left, Xiao Qi looked around, the shadow guard had already disposed of the corpse cleanly, and even the tables and chairs were back to normal, as if what had just happened had not happened at all.
Shen Yunchu seemed to think of something, and said to Xiao Qi: "Madam, how do I think that I will suffer a loss in these two bets, whether I win or lose?" ”
As if he had seen through his thoughts, Xiao Qiqiang pretended to be calm and said: "Nonsense, if you win, you get a daughter-in-law for nothing, how can you call it a loss?" Am I the one who suffers? ”
Shen Yunchu smiled slyly and asked, "That lady, when are we going to cave the house?" ”
Xiao Qi's face turned red, and then he said with a little weakness: "What cave room?" Don't learn well at a young age! ”
Shen Yunchu approached Xiao Qi, a warm snort sprayed in her ears, and Xiao Qi's heart became restless, and his face became more and more red.
"Madame, where do you think I'm small?"
Xiao Qimeng took a step back, distanced himself from him, and stammered: "Where, where, it's all small!" ”
Shen Yunchu reluctantly chased after her, approached her again and said: "Mrs. may have forgotten what happened ten years ago, it's good for my husband to help you recall the details of that day today, of course, this time I will tie ......you up."
Xiao Qi's heart is about to jump out! Forget? How could you have forgotten? That kind of thing is absolutely unforgettable! And to recall the details, it literally killed her!
couldn't think about it anymore, Xiao Qiyi pushed Shen Yunchu away and ran away as if he was running away.
Looking at her back as she fled in a hurry, a wicked smile tugged at the corner of Shen Yunchu's mouth.
That night, the two of them found a secluded courtyard, a mud-walled and red-tiled house, although it was a little simple, but it was better than neatness.
In the dim light, the two looked at the mottled soot on each other's faces, and couldn't help but smile at each other, and there were two plates of fried dishes on the table, which were burnt and couldn't see their original faces.
"Shen Gongzi, can you tell the little girl what kind of artifact is on this plate?" Xiao Qi pointed to one of the dishes and looked at Shen Yunchu and asked playfully.
Shen Yunchu said with a straight face: "Girl, please look, the dishes on this plate are black and green, green and yellow, and there is the breath of carbon fire in the fairy world under the careful smell, it must be the unique taste of the world cooked by which immortal!" ”
Xiao Qi pushed the plate towards Shen Yunchu: "Don't waste such a good thing, you have to eat it all!" ”
Shen Yunchu's face stiffened, and then he smiled: "We are husband and wife, naturally we have to be blessed and shared, how can a husband eat alone, madam, right?" ”
looked at the dish that was pushed back in front of him, his face was slightly bitter, and then he looked at Shen Yunchu pitifully and said, "Husband, do you think that what I make is not delicious?" Did you dislike me on the first day we got married? ”
Shen Yunchu had never seen Xiao Qi's appearance before, and instantly felt that his scalp was numb, and he had goosebumps, and he was so shocked that he ate the food on the table like a cloud without saying a word.
Looking at Xiao Qi who was smiling opposite, Shen Yunchu couldn't help but shudder again, and secretly swore in his heart that he would never let her go out of the kitchen again - otherwise, my life would be suspended!