Wanli Emperor Zhu Yijun can't remember how long he has been kneeling.

When he was helped up by the personal eunuch, his knees were already sore, and his legs were even shaking.

Empress Dowager Li looked at him coldly, and spit out a sentence that was not salty or light for a long time.

"Does the Emperor know that he is wrong?"

"Erchen, Erchen knows his mistake..."

Emperor Wanli's lips were furrowed, and his voice was full of tremors.

"In that case, the mourners will forgive you once."

Empress Dowager Li sighed, and then turned to Zhang Juzheng.

"How's the first assistant?"

Zhang Juzheng hurriedly said: "But it's up to the Queen Mother to decide." ”

Emperor Wanli sighed in his heart, his teeth clenched on his lips, and his breathing became a lot shorter.

Zhang Juzheng, Zhang Juzheng!

No matter how you are, you are just a courtier, how dare you argue about abolishing the king!

"From now on, the mourning family will punish you for copying and reciting Buddhist scriptures in the Qianqing Palace, and you will not be allowed to step out of the Qianqing Palace for three months!"

Empress Dowager Li's voice rose sharply, and her sleeves were full of the majesty of the mother of a country.

"Son's command."

Emperor Wanli respectfully saluted the Empress Dowager Li, and left Cining Palace tremblingly with the support of the eunuchs.

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"The king asked me to patrol the mountains, and after patrolling the South Mountain, I will patrol the North Mountain..."

On the mountainside behind the mountain, Liu Qian hummed a little song while pouring wine into his mouth.

The wine is the inferior rice wine, but Liu Qian drinks it very deliciously.

Because not long ago, the big boss led everyone to rob a Zhuangzi, killed all the men in the Zhuangzi, and snatched all the women back to the cottage.

Liu Qian was lucky enough to get a little lady. Although this little lady is born thin, she has no breasts and no buttocks, but she is also a woman.

As long as it's a woman.

Liu Qian has lived for more than 20 years and has never tasted a woman.

Since he was assigned to this little lady, he can't wait to make up for all the regrets of more than 20 years, and the little lady is also cooperating with Liu Qian in every way in order to survive, and she is willing to pose in any pose.

Liu Qian is now looking forward to the dark every day, so that he can enjoy the joy of fish and water with the little lady.

He even hoped that this little lady would be pregnant with his seed as soon as possible and give birth to a big fat boy for him.

Although he is a bandit, he also hopes to have a seed of his own. In this way, when he is old, at least there is someone who will provide for him in his old age.

Liu Qian sat on a big sunny stone and lay on it with great enjoyment.

He closed his eyes and fantasized about the fat boy calling him Daddy, but he felt his throat tighten as he enjoyed himself.

Woohoo, woo......

Liu Qian found that this was not a dream, and quickly opened his eyes.

I saw a man with a fierce face choking his neck.

"Woo, woo...."

Liu Qian wanted to ask for help and forgiveness, but the words he said turned into a low whimper.

"If you want to live, be honest with Lao Tzu, don't shout! Otherwise, Lao Tzu will immediately choke your neck. ”

Faced with the other party's threat, the only thing Liu Qian could do was nod.

"Brother Mazi, come over and help me tie him up."

Wu Ergou turned to Chen Mazi and said in a low voice.

"Hey!"

Chen Mazi answered, then took out a rope from the blanket he was carrying and tied Liu Qian.

Wu Ergou let go of his hand and said coldly: "You are the bandit of this mountain?" ”

"Ah, this good man, you've found the right person. I think you two are extraordinary, but you want to join the gang? Brothers, we also talked about it next to the big boss. As long as I speak for the two of you, I will definitely let you enter our cottage... Oops. ”

A loud slap completely woke Liu Qian up. He looked at Wu Ergou and Chen Mazi in horror, and said in fear: "You don't want to join the gang? ”

"Join in? Keep your dog's eyes open and see, grandpa, I'm an official! ”

Wu Ergou snorted coldly, so frightened that Liu Qian was trembling.

"Officers and soldiers? Oops, we're so clumsy. ”

"Huh, now you know? If you want to live, be honest with Lao Tzu. If you don't want to live, you can just call. ”

"The small ones don't scream, the small ones don't scream."

Liu Qian hurriedly said: "Dare to ask the official what he is doing in our mountain?" ”

Syllable!

Wu Ergou slapped him again.

"Did Lao Tzu ask you, or did you ask Lao Tzu?"

"The little one knows that he is wrong, you just ask, just ask."

"How many bandits are there in this mountain?"

Wu Ergou didn't talk nonsense with him, and directly asked him what he was most concerned about.

This time, they came to Bishan to suppress bandits, and it can be said that they have made sufficient preparations. But in order to be sure, General Qi Wen still sent multiple sentry spies.

It is said that this is the rule of the Qi family's army, Qi Shaobao was ordered to pacify the southeast war, and he said a famous saying, that is, not to fight unprepared battles. The art of war is cloudy, knowing oneself and knowing one's opponent, and not being defeated in a hundred battles.

When he came to General Qi Wen, he also took the work of sentry very seriously. He sent a total of five groups of sentinels, Wu Ergou and Chen Mazi were one group.

The two had no experience as sentry agents before, and this was the first official operation, so it was inevitable that they were a little nervous.

Unexpectedly, they were lucky, and they ran into a patrol bandit not long after they went up the mountain.

And the bandit obviously didn't realize the crisis coming, and didn't react until he was choked by the neck.

"We, we have more than 1,300 people in total."

Liu Qian didn't dare to lie at all, and said truthfully.

"There were more than 900 men and more than 200 women. And two hundred servants. ”

Wu Ergou frowned and said, "All men are bandits? What is hard labor? ”

"Hard labor is a chore, cooking and chopping wood."

"What about the woman?"

"The women were snatched from the neighboring villages, and the great masters rewarded the brothers according to their merits."

Bang Bang Bang!

Wu Ergou slapped Liu Qian three times in a row.

"Grandma is a bear, and the bandits robbing women are a credit to Mao." He took a deep breath and said, "So there are only more than 900 bandits on this mountain? ”

Liu Qian was fanned, and said with a crying voice: "Official, can we stop slapping?" ”

"Don't talk nonsense, Lao Tzu asks you what to answer."

Wu Ergou glared at him fiercely and continued to ask, "What kind of weapons do you usually use?" ”

"It's all knives and guns, and I've heard that there are more than a dozen bird guns from the big boss, but I've never seen them."

"That's all? No artillery or anything? ”

"Oh, sir, look at what you said. We are not an official army, how can we have artillery. Even if you take a dozen bird guns, you may not be able to lead the fire rope! In my opinion, it's a complete look. ”

"Yes."

Wu Ergou snorted and glanced at Chen Mazi on the side. Chen Mazi hesitated a little and rubbed his palms repeatedly.

Wu Ergou suddenly pulled out a dagger from his sleeve and slashed it between Liu Qian's neck!

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