Chapter Seventy-Three: Otherwise, How Many Sacrifices Will You Kill?
I'm so clever - Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but secretly admire his wit.
Answering like this, can he Zhu Laosi find any fault?
Zhu Laosi really didn't find any fault, obviously he hadn't experienced this kind of panacea that would be the only old networm after hundreds of years, and Zhu Laosi couldn't find fault even if he wanted to.
But Yang Shaofeng, who suddenly felt a little itchy on his scalp, felt unhappy again, and then thought about the dog emperor he had written about in the book in his previous life, Yang Shaofeng pondered and said: "Besides, my grandson still has a little immature opinion. ”
Looking at the "little bit" that Yang Shaofeng gestured with the little finger of his right hand, Zhu Laosi suddenly said angrily and funny: "Bastard, if you have anything to say, just say it directly." ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed and said in a low voice: "Your Majesty is the Son of Heaven, so the heavens suddenly sent disasters, I'm afraid that some local officials are corrupt and harming the people, digging the corners of the Ming Dynasty, so God is only using this to warn the Son of Heaven......"
As soon as he finished speaking, Zhu Laosi stretched out his hand and pointed to the door of the grass shed and said, "It's all over?" When you're done, forget these words in your stomach, don't mention them to anyone in the future, and get out of here! ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed twice, but he didn't get out of the house immediately, but said in a low voice: "Look, my grandson will soon be eighteen, and this is enough to be a father in the homes of ordinary people." ”
Zhu Laosi snorted and mocked: "Then what do you want?" ”
Yang Shaofeng said with a smile: "Grandson has always been a waiter from the ninth grade, this is not good to say, do you see if you want to raise a few levels for your grandson, and then your grandson will go to the old man's house to ask for a kiss, and then turn around and hug a great-grandson?" ”
Zhu Laosi sighed, stretched out his hand and pointed to the door of the grass shed, and a word burst out from between his teeth: "Get out!" ”
Zhu Zhanji, who was kicked out of the grass shed together, glanced at Yang Shaofeng and said in a low voice: "You are really iron!" Aren't you afraid that your grandfather will cut you down in anger? What do you always go to provoke him? ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his head with a smile and said: "I'm telling the truth, do you think, even if the landlord's family has a stupid son, the landlord will be distressed, right?" What's more, there is still a lot of this land, so much as the size of the five lakes and the four seas, can you not feel distressed? ”
Zhu Zhanji snorted and said: "You just continue to talk nonsense, if you really provoke your grandfather one day, see what you do!" ”
Yang Shaofeng laughed a few more times before he spoke: "Okay, don't talk about these useless things, when it dawns tomorrow, we will start to rebuild the Yang family Zhuangzi." ”
Seeing that Yang Shaofeng was back to business, Zhu Zhanji hummed and said: "Speaking of which, it's really a blessing in misfortune, there is nothing wrong with the cement kiln, and it can be used again, otherwise, I'm afraid it will be more of a headache." ”
Yang Shaofeng nodded and said: "By the way, in the future, we have to turn over these earth dragons, flood disasters, snow disasters or something, and you can't use the same routine to deal with all earth dragons and floods." ”
Pointing to the ruins in the distance, Yang Shaofeng spoke: "Look, some of the earth dragons turned over with only a slight vibration, and they may not even be able to shake the wind bottle, but some can collapse houses, and some can collapse and crack.
The same is true of floods, some just burst the embankment, some will flood large areas of fertile land, and some will even erode for thousands of miles, killing and injuring countless people.
The severity of these disasters varies, but the current government handles them in the same way, and basically exempts them from taxes and arrears. ”
Seeing Zhu Zhanji nodding vigorously, Yang Shaofeng continued: "So, you go back and go to those bigwigs who lead your family and ask them to grade these disasters, and then make plans according to the more frequent disasters in the local area, so that the losses can be minimized." ”
Zhu Zhanji was about to nod his head, but suddenly reacted, stared at Yang Shaofeng and said, "I remember, you are a waiter from the ninth grade, and you also have a fortune, right?" ”
Yang Shaofeng sneered, shook his head and said, "Since I was sealed from the ninth rank of Zhao Hanlin, I haven't seen what Yu Lu looks like!" Besides, which of the six champions have you ever seen from the ninth grade? ”
Zhu Zhanji was speechless, and after a long time, he said slowly: "From the beginning of the imperial examination to the present, including you, there are only two six-headed champions in total.
The last six-headed champion was the first from the sixth grade, and it was indeed a few levels higher than yours from the ninth grade, about five or six grades. ”
Yang Shaofeng nodded and said: "Yes, firstly, I am a humble Congjipin, and secondly, I have never taken Yulu, so you always arrange these things on my head, won't your conscience hurt?" ”
Zhu Zhanji thought about it carefully and said seriously: "It doesn't hurt, and I want to laugh a little." ”
Yang Shaofeng felt that Zhu Zhanji was not a thing.
However, what made Yang Shaofeng more unhappy than Zhu Zhanji was Zhu Laosi, who relied on the Yang family's Zhuangzi and did not leave.
It is said that the program ape will do all kinds of tricks, but Zhu Laosi is even better than the program ape, and he made a cloud backup system hundreds of years in advance.
Because after killing his own nephew and then sitting in that supreme position, Zhu Laosi always felt unsteady, so after Zhu Laosi ascended the throne, he changed Beiping to Shuntianfu, and by the way, he got a set of six ministries and cabinets - in fact, Zhu Laosi planned to replace the six ministries and cabinets in Nanjing at any time, and even the candidates were ready.
The impact of this kind of gameplay is that until the day when Daming was completely cool, there have always been two sets of six ministries and cabinet systems, and the current Shuntian Mansion is also complete with six departments.
With the intervention of the Ministry of Industry and the Ministry of Household of Shuntian Mansion, the speed of cleaning up the entire Shuntian Mansion is also accelerating, especially the most important line, which was completely cleaned up on the third day, and Zhu Laosi can already move in.
But Zhu Laosi didn't plan to live in it, but lived very happily in the small shack of the Yang family's Zhuangzi - is Yang crazy's stinky face not good-looking, or are the babies in the village not cute? What are you doing?
Politics?
There are six ministries and cabinets for that thing, and the prince was driven to Shuntian Mansion to supervise the country, even if there are things that the prince can't handle, they can be sent to the Yang family Zhuangzi, why do you have to do it?
What's more, if the Shuntian Mansion was not cleaned up, how could the prisoners that Zheng He brought with him be sacrificed? If you don't go through the process of sacrificing prisoners first, how can you find a reason to slaughter them and send them to Xiaoling in the future? If you don't send them to Xiaoling, how can you let your father and the emperor and his old man be happy underneath?
Anyway, it is all kinds of reasons and excuses, Zhu Laosi just made up his mind to rely on the Yang family Zhuangzi, and by the way, Zhu Gaoxu also relied on the Yang family Zhuangzi and did not leave, and every day he took a few guards to find those lost chickens, ducks, piglets and the like.
As for how much the Sixth Pavilion and the Cabinet need to run for this, it is not within the scope of Zhu Laosi's old man's concern at all.
……
Yi Xiao and Bai Geng stood in front of Yang Shaofeng, and after telling them about the situation in their own family, they saw that Yang Shaofeng's face was getting darker and darker, and even Zhu Zhanji's face was not very good-looking.
After being silent for a long time, Yang Shaofeng spoke: "So, the most central and miserable is the Yang family Zhuangzi, and then the farther away from the Yang family Zhuangzi, the lighter the disaster?" ”
Startled by Yang Shaofeng's somewhat hoarse voice, Yi Xiao resisted the urge to turn around and run, bowed down and said, "I'm afraid that's it." In Zhuangzi, where the students and Senior Brother Bai's house were located, except for the people and animals, they were a little frightened, and the rest did not even collapse the house. ”
Yang Shaofeng took a deep breath, pointed to the busy construction site in Zhuangzi and said, "Hurry up, don't you see that everyone else is busy, hurry up and pass." ”
Yi Xiao and Bai Geng, who were like being amnestied, quickly ran to the construction site in Zhuangzi - compared to Shizun and Shishu, whose faces were gloomy as water, it was better on the construction site.
Zhu Zhanji said cautiously: "What should I do?" ”
Yang Shaofeng had a gloomy face, pointed in the direction of the school and said, "What can I do?" Do you dare to shut up our grandfather's mouth? ”
Seeing Zhu Zhanji shaking his head, Yang Shaofeng said: "You don't dare, I don't dare, what do you say you can do?" ”
Touching the beard on his chin, Yang Shaofeng pondered again: "Otherwise, after the Shuntian Mansion is cleaned up, let Lao Ji arrest a few corrupt officials first, regardless of whether it is from the Shuntian Mansion or where, quickly get a few to kill the sacrifice to the sky."
Then let's find a way to let Zheng He hurry up and sacrifice the prisoners, and then kill a few barbarians to sacrifice to the sky, and send those corrupt officials and barbarians to Xiaoling, so that Emperor Taizu Gao will also be happy, so as to bless our Ming Dynasty and the people, the wind and rain are smooth, the five grains are abundant, the six animals are prosperous, and the country is ten thousand years old. ”
After thinking about it, Yang Shaofeng added a few more words: "It is best to expand the land for thousands of miles, where the sun and the moon shine and the rivers are caused, they are all the land of my Ming Dynasty." ”
Zhu Zhanji said: "I can understand how many corrupt officials you kill to sacrifice to the sky, the key is why do you want to kill a few barbarians?" People didn't recruit you, they didn't mess with you.
Besides, if you sacrifice the barbarian to the sky, will God and Emperor Taizu Gao be angry? ”
Yang Shaofeng smiled: "Who said they didn't mess with me?" What the hell is that Su, isn't the mission that led the army to intercept and kill Zheng He? This is a clear declaration of war against my Ming Dynasty! Uncle can bear it, and aunt can't bear it either.
If you want me to say, if you are not a subordinate like this, you should send a general, lead a large army to go on the expedition, capture its king, destroy its country, burn its ancestral temple, destroy its contributions, and exhaustively search for the Eight Desolations and Liuhe to exterminate its seedling! ”
Zhu Zhanji gave Yang Shaofeng a thumbs up and praised: "When it comes to being shameless, you are losing, you win!"
Capture its king? Su Ganra is now on Zheng He's ship, how can you send troops to the battle?
Destroy the country? After Su Ganra died, the court would naturally choose a new king to succeed him, and Sumatra would not die if he died, how could you destroy his country? ”
Yang Shaofeng ignored Zhu Zhanji's ridicule and sneered: "Besides, don't you have a better way?" ”
PS: When it comes to writing novels, I am even more shameless than me, and it is estimated that there is only Liu Shaochong, the author of "Urban Appearance System", who has repeatedly smeared me in the book! So, take him to heaven today!