Chapter 33: Mixed Doubles
And the stupid Li Chengqian heard his emperor father call him, so he led the two little girls to come in a hurry.
But as soon as he entered the lobby of the East Palace, the whole person was stupid, what the hell was his cheap father and cheap old lady holding a thin strip in their hands, and looking at their eyes, it was obviously not right.
Just when Li Chengqian ran out of the lobby first, the guards outside locked the door, and seeing that there was no way to escape, he could only step forward to ask for peace.
"Daddy, what are you doing here, even the place of Wu is a little smaller! And why didn't you send someone to tell your son first, and your son is ready to go" Li Chengqian looked at his murderous father and mother with a sneer, and kept playing drums in his heart, this is to let himself eat fried rice noodles, or is it a mixed male and female kind.
"Son, your wings are stiff now, aren't you? Don't say that you haven't got a family yet, you just have a family, you can come if I want to, and leave if you want, why don't you let me come" As he spoke, Li Shimin drew the thin strip in his hand to Li Chengqian.
"I'll go, dad, what are you doing here, you have something to say, it's not good to beat a child" Li Chengqian, who had been prepared for a long time, immediately flashed to the side when his father drew it.
But he forgot, this is a mixed doubles, dodging his father's thin strips, but he didn't avoid his mother's, that hit his body, he jumped more than a foot in pain.
"It hurts, it hurts, it hurts, mother, my mother, why even beat you, what did my son do wrong, you always give me a letter, and let me die clearly" Li Chengqian rubbed his aching arm that was drawn by his mother, and asked his mother as if he didn't know anything, and put his father's thin strips.
"You son of a, you still know that it hurts, look at the good things you have done, prince merchant? How powerful, the old lady can't kill you bastard," said the eldest grandson, Wuji, and waved a thin strip at Li Chengqian.
On the other side, Li Shimin also followed closely, and the couple scolded while beating back.
And after a few hard hits, Li Chengqian, who figured out what was going on, naturally couldn't stand and let them fight, and fortunately, the lobby of the East Palace was big enough, and Li Chengqian was like a nimble little monkey, jumping up and down to avoid the thin strips that his father and mother waved from time to time.
On the side, except for Lan Zhu, who was taking care of the little boy Li Zhi, and Wang De, only two little girls were still standing at the door.
At first, Li Chengqian was beaten and Xiao Yi'er was scared to tears, but now she and Li Liqing, two sisters, found a stool to sit there and watched her father and queen mother chasing her brother in the hall, and clapped her hands and laughed from time to time, letting her brother run quickly, he was going to be beaten, and sometimes cheered for his father and queen mother! I watched them with pleasure.
"Son, you stand for me" In the end, Li Shimin was tired and couldn't help but hold on to the chair with his eldest grandson, looking at Li Chengqian, who was also panting, and said.
"Dad, you think I'm a fool! Stand, isn't that for you to fight with my mother! If you don't beat me, I'll stop" Li Chengqian looked at Li Shimin with an expression of being a fool.
"Son, okay, I won't beat you, you come here"
"If you really don't fight, then you threw away the thin strips, and you are too, my mother" Seeing that my father said this, thinking that the ancients were very committed to it, it just so happened that I was really tired.
I agreed, and when I saw that they really threw away the thin strips, I happily walked over to them.
But what Li Chengqian never expected was that as soon as he passed, he was grabbed by his wife and pressed on his leg, and the rain-like slap instantly hit his buttocks, and it was half of the husband and wife.
"Mother, don't fight, it hurts, I'm wrong, Dad, you lied to me, you don't keep your promises, this is not a gentleman's doing"
"Why don't I keep my promises, it's your mother who arrested you, I'm saying that I'm your father first, then a gentleman, and Lao Tzu beats his son, that's a matter of course" Saying that, Li Shimin slapped Li Chengqian a few times again.
It wasn't until the couple was angry and felt that the fight was almost over, that they let go of Li Chengqian.
Then looked at Li Chengqian, who was holding his buttocks, limping and vigilant and resentful, looking at his backwards, Li Shimin and the eldest grandson Wuji, and laughed with a poof.
Seeing them laughing, Wang De and Lan Zhu, who had been pretending to be dead on the side, also laughed secretly, as for the two little girls, they couldn't laugh anymore.
And Li Chengqian saw that they were all laughing, and he was angry in his heart, "What kind of bullshit ancients re-promised, all his meows are fake, it hurts the master to death"
After laughing for a while, the two little girls remembered to comfort their brother.
"Brother, Xiao Yi'er kisses you, it won't hurt for a while, let the father and the queen mother fight a few more times in the future, and it won't hurt so much if the skin is thick, this is what the fifth brother told Xiao Yi'er, he said this is his experience" Xiao Yi'er walked to Li Chengqian's side and kissed Li Chengqian with a small mouth to comfort him.
Li Chengqian in front was still very moved, and felt that this sister didn't hurt in vain, but what the hell was in the back, it hurt my heart.
"Well, it doesn't hurt, with our Xiao Yi'er's kiss, my brother doesn't hurt anymore" Li Chengqian touched Xiao Yi'er's head, and in order to show that he didn't hurt, he forced out a smile that was more ugly than crying.
But in his heart, he has hated his cheap brother Li You, "Let you teach your sister like this, see if my brother doesn't beat you to death"
And our unlucky Yan King Li You was writing the homework assigned by his master in his dormitory at this time, and he didn't expect that he had been remembered by his eldest brother.
"Ah, who is saying bad things about this king, don't let this king know, otherwise you will be good-looking" Li You sneezed, muttered something to himself, and then hurriedly lowered his head and wrote the homework assigned by the master.
"Son, what are you pretending to die there, don't let people prepare food for me, this beating you will make me tired" Li Chengqian was comforted by the two little girls, and his father's words came.
"I'll go, Daddy, are you the devil? There are so many eunuchs in the palace, why are you staring at me specifically, I'm sick now" Li Chengqian didn't dare to say this, after all, now the enemy is strong and I am weak, in order not to be beaten, he can only squeeze out a smile, say hello, and then limp out.
But anyone could feel his incomparably resentful eyes.
And when he walked outside, he gave an order to Xia Ju who was waiting outside, and he walked back slowly.
The palace maids and eunuch guards who were standing outside and waiting, saw Li Chengqian limping, and with the voice coming from inside before, they knew that His Royal Highness the Crown Prince had been beaten, or was beaten by His Majesty and the Queen Mother together.