"You," Ah Chuan licked his chapped lips, took the microphone with a broken wire, and looked at Jiang Yue, whose face was like frost: "Are you so angry? It's not easy for migrant workers to repair a phone booth." ”

Jiang Yue frowned and asked, "You still care about migrant workers, aren't you afraid of dying?"

Ah Chuan was excited. I'm not afraid? Of course I'm afraid, but the question is whether it's useful to be afraid! Aren't you deliberately scaring me when you make such a big move? You can't be scared if you kill someone, okay!

The adrenaline-pumping Achuan finally erupted in silence. He began to dictate a 200-word essay: "Afraid? Of course I'm afraid! But you ask me if I'm afraid of death? I'm sorry, I'm really not afraid of death! There are too many sad moments than death! I'm afraid that my dream will be stillborn, I'm afraid that the salted fish will never turn over; I'm afraid that my efforts will go in vain, I'm afraid that my struggle will fall short; I'm afraid of being hurt by the person I like, and I'm afraid of being lonely when I toss and turn and lose sleep." But all the labor and management have survived! Will this kind of fierce man be afraid of death? Well, will he be afraid of death!"

Ah Chuan gasped slightly, showing his true character as a literary tyrant.

"......" fairy was a little speechless. Not to be outdone, she struggled to maintain a strong image: "What if I torture you?"

Agawa Wensi was like a urine collapse: "Torture? What is more torturous than preparing for the exam day after day? What is more torturous than working overtime year after year? I'm afraid you don't know, with the spread of fear of marriage and declining birthrate, Tiannu City has quickly become a sweatshop, the best soul breeders can't afford to buy a house after working 12 hours a day, and desperate mercenaries live a life without tomorrow. Even so, we all persevered for different reasons. Ah Chuan raised his chin and paused word by word, "Life is torture, everyone is a survivor! Who are you scaring about? If you want someone else to keep it a secret for you, you just beg for it, didn't you teach you just now? You can't even talk well, can you be well-popular? If your popularity is good, will you be hunted down? Have you reflected? Have you found the reason in yourself!"

Ah Chuan scolded, reasonable, and convincing, and the fairy tried to refute it for a while, but he couldn't find an excuse, and even gradually released his clenched fist......

Thinking about it this way, my popularity is really bad - the fairy is starting to doubt life.

"I'll just tear down a phone booth, why are you so fierce!" the fairy protested. The righteous judgment was about to make her unbearable.

"Did you hear that it was a human being? So you dismantled a phone booth? Are you reasonable? Is it the phone booth that moved first?" Ah Chuan crossed his waist.

"......" the fairy could not answer, and stamped his feet and muttered, "Can you not murder me!"

"When apologizing, squeezing out the career line appears sincere. It's common sense. Agawa taught earnestly.

"What is a career line?" the fairy didn't understand.

"Ditch. Ah Chuan pointed to the fairy's proud figure and patiently explained, "Ditch." ”

The fairy looked down, her cheeks were blushing, she bit her lip and stepped on Ah Chuan's leather shoes, shook her long hair, and turned her head away.

"The teaching progress is a bit overstepping. Ah Chuan grinned in pain, but this time, he looked for problems from himself.

Carrying the spirit pet ingredients, Ah Chuan calmly followed the fairy and walked home: "So, why did your clothes dry so quickly? I thought you would not find clothes to wear, and then you were trapped in the bathroom." ”

"Is this the only thing you have on your mind? girls trapped in the bathroom?" Jiang Yue asked.

"If it's a pretty girl," Agawa admitted, "yes." ”

"Your past life is exactly the same as mine. If you don't believe me, you can try to dress up and look in the mirror......" Jiang Yue sneered at Ah Chuan.

Ah Chuan's lips twitched: "Please allow me to refuse." ”

Jiang Yue looked at Ah Chuan's ashamed appearance, happy and satisfied.

"Did you leave the fish at home?" asked Agawa.

"Ahh Ah Chuan clutched his shopping bag and rolled in the air like a cannonball: "Wake up before you take off! I haven't flown before! Hey!"

The two turned into stars and flew away, and Achuan's command came intermittently: "Remember to let me go down at the door of the property, I want to report for repair." You cut down the door. ”

"Oh. Good. Jiang Yue agreed.

Back at the whirring and leaky home, Ah Chuan was dumbfounded. I saw that the living room had turned into a vast ocean, the flood water in the bathroom was still pouring out, and the faucet was still pouring out, and the stagnant water had soaked Ah Chuan's kitchen and bathroom.

Ah Chuan turned his head to stare at Jiang Yue: "Didn't you turn off the faucet when you left?"

Jiang Yue pursed her lips and quibbled: "It must be a good thing that Kun did." Besides, how did I know there would be a flood? ”

"Isn't it common sense to turn off the faucet and save every drop of water?" Achuan criticized. When it comes to the field of common sense, Achuan has the absolute right to speak.

Jiang Yue shirked his responsibility: "If you hadn't snitched, I wouldn't have been in such a hurry, Kun wouldn't have made waves, and the house wouldn't have become what it is now." I don't care, it's all your fault!"

Ah Chuan thought to himself,, is the fairy coquettish? It's really a bit of a honey luck!

He saw that the water level in the living room had rippled to the height of the socket hole, and from time to time electric sparks erupted, causing the lights to turn on and off. He hurriedly closed the main gate, and the room suddenly went dark.

"What are you doing, how can you find Kun when you turn off the lights?" Jiang Yue fiercely accused. I don't know why, she has been scolded by Ah Chuan several times, and she especially wants to get back to the field.

Ah Chuan rolled up his trouser legs, waded through the living room, turned around and scolded: "If you don't close the gate, you will be electrocuted, and if you soak in water, you will be electrocuted, understand?"

"Ahh Jiang Yue's arrogance suddenly subsided.

The cloth sofa was soaked in water, Ah Chuan hurriedly hung the suit on the wall, and then waded into the water to look for fish, but he couldn't find it for a long time. Jiang Yue suddenly became nervous: "Can't you find Kun in the bathroom?"

Ah Chuan said, "You call it." Does it understand human speech?"

"It understands a little bit. But just now it should not be called. Jiang Yue replied seriously.

Ah Chuan thought about it for a while, and went back to the living room to look around. Jiang Yue held her sword and nervously lit Ah Chuan. Finally, Ah Chuan found the soft kun under the coffee table.

"I knew it. It's definitely in the living room. Ah Chuan held up the soft kun, which felt heavy and slippery, and felt very good.

"Ahh

"I guess so. It swam into the living room along the current, and when it was happy, the water level overflowed the socket hole, and with a snap, it was electrocuted. Ah Chuan pointed out Kun's skin to Jiang Yue.

"What should I do, I finally rescued it from Beiming! It's the last one in the fairy world!" Jiang Yue stomped her feet angrily, blaming herself, "I'll be stupid! ”

Ah Chuan listened with affection.

"Such a powerful divine beast may not necessarily die. Because he was sick and underwent electrotherapy, he fainted. Feed some elixir to replenish, and the nutrition may be better. "Ah Chuan brought the canned food he just bought for the spiritual pet nutritious meal, picked the most expensive one, opened it, and handed it over to Jiangyue to feed the kun. He trekked himself to the bathroom to drain the water.

Jiang Yue's skirt dragged in the water, and she sat on the cloth sofa like this, concentrating on feeding Kun a nutritious meal. Because there is an elixir ingredient in the nutritious meal, it actually replenishes the vitality of the kun, and after feeding it for a while, the kun wakes up, lazily flicks his tail, and opens his mouth to beg for food.

Ah Chuan, who was busy working in the bathroom, heard a pleasant scream: "Ah! It still has to eat! Hahahahaha! It's so cute!"

"Then feed it all. The big stone in Ah Chuan's heart fell to the ground, not only because Kun woke up, but also because he had a high probability of succeeding in renewing his life-without Ah Chuan's correct guidance, would Kun be able to wake up? Can Kun recover? Obviously not! Jiang Yue, who would be sad when she saw her cute pet die, already relied heavily on Ah Chuan's knowledge of spiritual pets.

Ah Chuan calmly wiped his hands and walked back to the living room: "It must be that the elixir ingredients in the nutritious meal have taken effect." I bought ten cans, enough for it to eat for a week, and tomorrow I will take it to the company to see if I can cure it. ”

"Well, good. Jiang Yue concentrated on feeding the fish, but was led astray by Ah Chuan again. Refining or something, she left it behind.

Ah Chuan's life was successful. There is no endless road, and tomorrow will be able to embrace the unbearable and reluctant life again. At this moment, Ah Chuan felt that poetry and distance were under his feet.