"I'll give you a hammer!"

More than ten years is enough to change a lot of things, but the only thing that remains unchanged is probably those people and the that those people say.

It's like yesterday.

When Yang Shaofeng forced Lai Lai to say the bride price in the courtyard again, Zhu Zhanji, who happened to come to the door, directly started the mode of scolding people: "I know one or two stars every day, two or two months, and the gold bricks are paved three feet deep, so you don't know anything else?" ”

"Also, can't you take care of your students?"

As soon as he entered the courtyard, Zhu Zhanji found a chair and sat down, and then sighed and said, "There is nothing worry-free."

Shen Hao's bastard said that he lost his dog, and as a result, he led his troops with Ye Yang's dead eunuch to kill the Manjapahit, I can't figure out how a dog of the governor of Champa crossed the ocean and threw it to the Manjapahit? ”

Yang Shaofeng was also a little dumbfounded: "Did he really use such an excuse that the dog had lost?" I just said it casually in the letter, bastard! ”

"Huh."

Zhu Zhanji couldn't help but mock: "Do you think it's just a about him Shen Hao?

Yi Xiao, who is in charge of Shandong, and Bai Geng, who is in charge of Liaodong, in order to compete for who can repair more when the Ministry of Industry plans for road construction next year, ended up fighting in the court, fully implementing your concept of doing it if you say it.

What's even more fucking up is your apprentices and grandchildren, these bastards who went out of the Yang Family Zhuangzi Academy brought the problem to the Guozijian, and as a result, the students in the Guozijian were also infected with this problem, and they fought at every turn, and Shuntianfu was about to be mad, and the light of this day to clean up the mess for these students can make people sad. ”

"It's my business."

Yang Shaofeng said without yin or yang: "I am a waiter from the ninth grade, what do these court events have to do with me?" ”

Yang Shaofeng's heart is really not very happy-

Originally, Zhu Gaochi, a dead fat boy, should have promoted himself after he took the position, but the result was that there was an additional Confucian Linlang from the sixth rank and a Xuanwu general from the fourth grade.

The key is that whether it is Ru Linlang or General Xuanwu, these two are fucking loose rank virtual titles, except for the salary, there is no use for the rest of the fart, and the champion Hou who is in his heart does not even have a shadow!

Later, he finally survived to the tenth year of Hongxi, and Zhu Gaochi, who was thinner than when he ascended the throne, shouted every day that he could not eat or drink well when he was the emperor, so he simply gave the throne to Zhu Zhanji, and then pulled Zhu Gaochu and Zhu Gaosui to be the companions of Zhu Laosi in Yangjia Zhuangzi, and he was trained by his father every day and did not leave.

At that time, Yang Shaofeng's heart was quite happy - although Zhu Zhanji's stupidity was a little stupid, he was also his sworn brother, even if he didn't give himself a prince with a different surname, then he had to give a prince, right?

However, just like Zhou Xun said, the ideal is very plump, and the reality is very skinny.

Zhu Zhanji not only didn't give Yang Shaofeng a king with a different surname, but he didn't even give Yang Shaofeng a prince or anything, and finally gave him the title of a second-rank doctor and a second-rank hussar general.

In other words, Yang Shaofeng is now holding the royal flag Shang Fang Sword in his hand, which is a bit useful, and the only real job is still the one given by Zhu Laosi at the beginning, and he can't even compare to his own students!

What's even more bullying is that their own divine beasts are now wearing the false title of General Zhaoyong, okay!

"Do you know why your era name is Xuande?"

was not happy, Yang Shaofeng directly said: "Because you can't preach and educate, and you have done too many things that lack morality in Jiaozhi and Myanmar, so in line with the attitude of making up for what you lack, your era name is called Xuande." ”

Zhu Zhanji said: "Face, most of those things were done by you, and you don't rely on me."

I know that Qi Zhen abducted Xue'er, and you are not happy, but it is not easy for you to raise a daughter, but it is easy for me to raise a daughter? Didn't my daughter get kidnapped by your pig? ”

After finishing speaking, Zhu Zhanji said arrogantly: "I have shown you the map, whether it is the Western Regions, Europa, including Penglaizhou, you can choose these places at will, which one I choose will give you, it is my daughter's dowry, and I don't want your family's dowry, brother, I'm interesting enough, right?" ”

Yang Shaofeng rolled his eyes and replied: "My son is so handsome and talented, it is not the right thing to kidnap your daughter." ”

Yang Shaofeng was reluctant to marry his daughter to Zhu Qizhen, but he was happy to see Zhu Zhanji's daughter marry his son: "You said that you are also the emperor of the Ming Dynasty now, can you not come to my house to eat at three days?" ”

Thinking that Zhu Zhanji always came to his house to eat, and he didn't give himself enough treatment, Yang Shaofeng's heart was unhappy: "Also, can you take care of your son, can you not run to my house twice in three days before you get married?" Is the bride price ready? ”

"Why don't we go around the Royal Academy?"

Zhu Zhanji's eyes rolled, and he diverted the topic: "I heard that they are going to test the railway today, and it is estimated that the Ministry of Industry will soon start planning the construction of the railway." ”

……

When Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng rushed to the Royal Academy, Zhu Laosi, who was so old that he couldn't walk, Zhu Gaochi, who had lost a lot of weight, and the three brothers Zhu Gaoxu and Zhu Gaosui had already arrived at the Royal Academy early.

"What did I say?"

Zhu Laosi stood tremblingly next to the stupid black and thick front of the car, touched the swarthy body and said: "At the beginning, I said that this thing would be a major weapon of the country, but now what is it, has it been fulfilled?" ”

Zhu Gaochi, whose hair was all white, echoed beside him: "Yes, what your old man says is right, this thing is the important weapon of the country." ”

Zhu Laosi grinned, and then boarded the special carriage with the help of Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng.

"Electric light."

Looking at the lights that suddenly lit up, even if the lights were dim, Zhu Laosi still smiled from ear to ear: "I didn't expect this thing to be installed on the train." ”

"There's so much more to your old man's imagination."

Yang Shaofeng said: "According to the plan, when Xuande is ten years old, Daming will rely on the original four vertical and four horizontal roads to build four vertical and four horizontal railways, and when Xuande is twenty years old, strive to make 1,388 counties in Daming have electricity." ”

"Good! Good! Junki did a good job. ”

Zhu Laosi had just finished praising Zhu Zhanji, but when he saw Zhu Gaochi, Zhu Gaoxu, and Zhu Gaosui taking out the immortal drunkenness, Zhu Laosi's face suddenly became extremely ugly, and after standing up from the chair tremblingly, he slowly came to the three brothers, and then slapped Zhu Gaochi: "Drink!" Lao Tzu is no longer drinking, you still dare to drink! ”

Zhu Gaochi, who didn't dare to make Zhu Laosi angry at all, seemed to be a little chubby dun who was beaten when he was a child, and after being slapped, he just covered his face and said, "You dissipate your anger, dissipate your anger, ah." It's not wine, it's water mixed with wine. ”

Zhu Laosi scolded angrily: "This Ming Dynasty changes every day, you don't fucking try to live a few more years to take a good look, are you planning to drink yourself to death as soon as possible, so that you can die in front of Lao Tzu or what?" I'm mad dad! ”

Seeing Yang Shaofeng lowering his head and smiling secretly, Zhu Laosi suddenly threw his anger on Yang Shaofeng's body again: "Still laughing!" Bastards, they're all big people, why can't they control their mouths! ”

Stretched out his hand and pointed at Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji, and then pointed at Zhu Gaoxu and Zhu Gaosui, Zhu Laosi then scolded: "You four are not good things!" Of the sheep I raised, one was missing two days ago, where did it go? Who will give me an explanation? ”

Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji were dumbfounded.

It is true that Zhu Laosi raised dozens of sheep, but who would have thought that he would still remember how many sheep he raised!

Now that this old man wants to give an explanation himself, can he still cut his stomach and give him an explanation?

Yang Rui, who was following Yang Shaofeng, hurriedly stood up and took the blame: "Grandpa is angry, that sheep was caught and roasted by his grandson and brother, and it has nothing to do with my father." ”

Then Zhu Zhanji and Yang Shaofeng saw what it means to change their faces.

"You two little things, the next time you want to eat, just tell Grandpa directly, you don't need to be sneaky."

The laughing beard was pouted, and Zhu Laosi continued: "There are still geese raised at Grandpa's house, and when I come back from Jinling this time, I will let your father stew it in an iron pot, plus the potatoes that your third grandfather brought back from Penglai." ”

……

"I'm dying of boredom."

Yang Shaofeng sat opposite Zhu Zhanji, and couldn't help wailing: "I've wanted to toss all my life, but I don't feel anything yet, and I find that there is nothing to toss about." ”

Zhu Zhanji peeled a peanut and put it in his mouth, chewed it for a while before saying: "Yes, I didn't toss enough, I really miss the days when I was tied up at the gate of the palace by the emperor's grandfather." ”

"Yes, at that time, the entire Ming Dynasty relied on the two of us to be embarrassed."

Yang Shaofeng rolled his eyes dissatisfiedly and said, "I still remember when Xia Laoluo and the British Duke passed by the palace gate and pointed, but I don't want to see them again now." ”

"Hey."

After pouring a glass of wine and drinking it all, Yang Shaofeng continued: "The imperial grandfather and the father-in-law have been gone for so many years, and the two of us have also lived to become famous villains in the Ming Dynasty. ”

"The wicked are you, not me."

Zhu Zhan basically began to correct Yang Shaofeng's statement: "Didn't you read the newspaper two days ago, and you praised me." ”

Yang Shaofeng hummed and said, "So I asked people to smash that newspaper." Damn, now these literati really don't have any bottom at all, and they actually say that I was a butcher in Jiaozhi and Burma, so I'll let them have a good look at what a butcher is. ”

"Some clowns jumping off the beam, they can't turn the sky."

Zhu Zhanji said: "They are stupid, and the princes of the court are not stupid, sooner or later there will be a day when they will be reconciled." ”

Yang Shaofeng fell silent.

The day of reckoning?

How to liquidate?

"yes, sooner or later."

Yang Shaofeng finally sighed and said, "Sooner or later, I have to settle accounts with them." ”

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