Chapter 1242 - Don't Take an Example (Add 1 to the Alliance Leader for Reading and Playing)
After seeing Fan Caiying's graceful back disappear into the bright sunlight outside the court gate, Chen Xu turned back to the first emperor with a face full of shame and said: "Your Majesty, the ministers have no way to educate the family, so that the Fan family can get into such a catastrophe, and they will be punished heavily after they go back!"
"Hehe, Taishi's words are serious, Fan's is not only beautiful, but also so loyal and considerate to Taishi, she is really a rare strange woman in the world, there is no need to beat and scold, but you have to punish it on the bed!" The First Emperor said a very ambiguous and ridiculous sentence above the court for the first time.
"Boom~~" A louder burst of laughter broke out in the court.
"Zuo Xiang, it seems that you don't punish enough on weekdays, haha!" A marquis in a brocade robe laughed and echoed.
"Hehe, it seems that this must be the case, Master Hou's concubine's posture and appearance are the best choice, and he collects money for you like this, it must be too wasteful to punish him well......"
"Yes, yes, after the Qinghe Hou dispersed the dynasty, hurry home and punish her a few times, lest she still have the strength to hide your recital......"
"Hahahaha......"
In the ridicule and laughter of a group of middle-aged and elderly hooligans in the court, this sudden thing can be regarded as completely let go, and then Chen Xu roughly flipped through the book brought by Fan Caiying, and the content in the development was actually not modified, so he breathed a sigh of relief and interpreted this fundraising plan to the emperor and the Manchu Dynasty again, and then the first emperor announced the dissolution of the dynasty, and returned to the palace to rest with a thick stack of books.
Because of Chen Xu's more than ten books, and Fan Caiying's trouble, the entire early dynasty did almost nothing else, just listening to Chen Xu explain the transportation network construction plan of water, land and sea.
And with the dispersal of civil and military officials, soon this huge plan with an investment of four billion yuan spread at the top level in an instant, and then became a frenzy that swept the entire Xianyang City, countless wealthy businessmen went crazy, and countless people were surprised and then turned into surprises.
"Master Hou, the concubine is wrong, she shouldn't trespass into the court, and ask Lord Hou to punish you?"
A group of forbidden soldiers and guards guarded by the Taishi honor guard went out of the city to the Qinghe Courtyard, and in the luxurious four-wheeled carriage that rolled forward, Chen Xu sat on a wide chair like a big bed, and Fan Caiying, who was wearing a white dress, knelt in front of him, kneeling on all fours and begging for Chen Xu's forgiveness.
"Hmph, do you know you're wrong?"
Chen Xu snorted helplessly, but his eyes fell on her curved body under the smooth silk skirt, and he couldn't help but feel a little angry.
This is a stunner in the world that makes him want to stop.
It's not about feelings, it's about the fact that this woman naturally has an incomparably strong temptation for men.
She not only makes money, but also is very good at dressing up, whether it is dresses or makeup, as long as she goes out, she will clean up exquisitely, compared with a group of wives and concubines at home, she knows how to use her body to win Chen Xu's favor and favor.
Compared with the indifference of water's soft clothes, the elegance of Ying Shiyan and Meng Wan, as wives, they will strive to be steady and polite, and Fan Caiying is not inferior to the three of them regardless of her appearance and figure, but as a concubine, she will be more enthusiastic and casual, and will show her charm and gentleness on any occasion when the three wives are not there.
Chen Xu walked out of the court and got into the car, and found that Fan Caiying was already kneeling in the carriage, Chen Xu ignored her, and after getting in the car, he ordered Qixing to go out of the city and return to Qinghe Courtyard.
Fan Caiying didn't dare to speak, and knelt until the carriage came out of the east gate, and then dared to beg for mercy, and although Chen Xu's tone sounded very cold, she knew that her Hou Ye had forgiven herself.
"Master Hou, the concubine knows it's wrong......" Fan Caiying raised a coquettish cheek that turned all beings upside down, knelt and slowly moved in front of Chen Xu, with incomparable begging and pity in her voice.
"If you dare to commit it again, Ben Hou will never spare it, get up!" Chen Xu completely relented and helped him up.
"The concubine has written it down, the Hou Ye works hard day and night on national affairs, lie down and rest, and the concubine will relieve your fatigue ......"
"It's okay, I've been talking alone in the court for more than an hour today, and I'm really tired......"
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"Hey, Eun Gong is back!"
At the gate of the verdant courtyard of the Qinghe Courtyard, Yu Wuya was nibbling on a chicken leg and teasing the two giant pandas with a handful of bamboo in one hand, and when he saw Chen Xu's carriage coming back, he waved happily from afar.
Ying Shiyan, Meng Wan, and Yu Ji gathered together with a group of personal maids and several daughters to wait to greet them.
"Yu~" The carriage stopped at the door, and after a group of forbidden soldiers and guards dispersed, the door was pushed open, and Chen Xu got out of the carriage with a comfortable face, followed by Fan Caiying, with his head lowered and his cheeks red, and even his dress and hair were slightly scattered.
A group of women know this situation, but no one cares, all the princes and princes in the world are like this, and it seems that this is more normal.
"Husband~"
"Hou Ye~"
After a group of women all stepped forward to salute, Ying Shiyan and the three of them helped tidy up Chen Xu's clothes, which were also a little scattered.
"I didn't pay attention yesterday night, why does Eun Gong look so haggard? Not only do you walk with vague steps, but even your eye circles are dark? ”
Walking into the courtyard, Yu Wuya carefully looked Chen Xu up and down a few times and asked curiously.
Chen Xu couldn't help but glance at the group of women walking together in front of him, and his face jumped slightly.
There are no ploughed fields, only tired oxen.
Before I crossed over, I heard that the ancients had three wives and four concubines, so all men yearned for it, but now, Chen Xu began to miss the strict monogamy system in later generations.
And he also somewhat understands why ancient men didn't live long.
Except for the Taoist disciples who cultivate the true qi, almost all ordinary men, whether rich or poor, live for a short time, the poor are because they can't eat enough, sleep well, work and nutrition are not enough, and there is a war loss, so the life span is generally not long, and being able to live to fifty or sixty years old is definitely a long life, and most of the rich and noble people have too many wives and concubines, resulting in too much loss of yang energy.
Especially after the recent acceptance of the four maids in spring, summer, autumn and winter, the task of plowing the field has become more and more onerous, and there are already nine women he needs to pamper, and he used to be able to take two days off, but now he works almost every day, and occasionally he can't help but seduce.
In this era of openness, car earthquakes are not an unspeakable secret, especially after Chen Xu's invention of the four-wheeled carriage with a smooth carriage and a closed carriage, this kind of activity has become a faint fashion among princes and princes.
"Where's Zijin?" Chen Xu was too lazy to discuss the topic of women with Yu Wuya, a straight man of steel.
"Hiccup~ Senior sister took her to Keju Square to play!" Yu Wuya replied with a full burp while nibbling on chicken legs.
Chen Xu said with a smile and a smile: "Brother Yu, it's lunch soon, can you eat it like this for a while?" ”
"Alas, I don't want to either, but when I come back, I want to eat anything when I see it, and I can't stop eating it......" Yu Wuya also helplessly looked at the pitted chicken leg in his hand, hesitated for a moment or sighed and threw it on the ground, but looking at the appearance of several dogs scrambling, it seemed that there was an urge to pounce on it again and grab it back and continue to eat.
"Engong doesn't know, the food that Yingzhou can eat is not less, but those natives can't do it, even the boatmen and servants who go with them, they will only have some simple boiling and roasting, not to mention tempeh and soy sauce, not even the most common spices such as green onions, ginger, pepper mustard, cumin is even more gone, I just ate a few cumin lamb chops made by Fan Xu, Wuya almost cried, this past three years, I don't know how many delicious foods I missed invented by Engong, bread, cakes, flower cakes, cumin barbecue, garlic cucumbers, roasted eggplant, large plate of chicken, Cantaloupe, watermelon, cold salad ......"
Yu Wuya began to fold his fingers and muttered the names of various foods he had just heard from Yu Ji and the cook, sucking his saliva every time he said it.
"Brother Yu rest assured, since I'm back, the food is enough every day, I will tell the kitchen to do what I want to eat, and we will eat the dog meat pot made by Fan Xu for lunch, since Brother Yu went to the East China Sea, I have hardly eaten much in the past three years, and I have a good meal today to satisfy my hunger!" Chen Xu smiled and comforted.
"Hey, that's fine, let's go, I'm drooling again!" Yu Wuya was still burping just now, and began to swallow saliva again when he heard it.
And Chen Xu smiled helplessly and at the same time had some understanding, last night the two chatted until late at night, not only figuring out the general situation of Yingzhou, but also listening to Yu Wuya complain about the unpalatable food and drink of the natives of Yingzhou countless times.
For a big foodie, he was used to eating the delicious food on Chen Xu's mansion at the beginning, and the primitive life of drinking blood was completely unbearable and unacceptable.
Yu Wuya hasn't come back for a few years, and the entire Qinghe Villa has changed quite a lot, not only with several good horses such as Wu Hu, but also with a large number of vegetables and fruits planted in the vegetable garden and nearby farmland, but whether it is cucumbers, eggplants or watermelons and cantaloupe, they are not yet ripe, Chen Xu accompanied Yu Wuya around the circle in a blink of an eye, and by noon, a rich and unbearable fragrance wafted from the kitchen.
Fan Xu's dog meat pot that he had been busy all morning was ready.
Therefore, Yu Wuya had already been unable to hold back a move and eight steps to catch the cicada, and after a few ups and downs in his body, he turned into an afterimage and disappeared from the outer courtyard.
Chen Xu couldn't help but admire in surprise, he hadn't seen him for three years, it seemed that Yu Wuya's martial arts were much more refined, at least the speed of this run was much faster than before, and he already faintly had a bit of the posture of a master outside the world.
However, this worldly master is a big foodie, and he only runs so fast when he sees food.
A meal of dog meat at noon, Chen Xu accompanied Yu Wuya to eat for more than half an hour, peeled and cleaned a dog of more than ten catties almost half was eaten by Yu Wuya, and finally ate until he couldn't move, leaning on the back of the chair and extremely stubbornly drank half a jar of fragrant dog broth.
"Whew~Refreshing, this is the food, burp~~"
Yu Wuya had no image, stretched his limbs, and put himself on the rocking chair in the backyard and hummed.
"Master Yu, overeating is not good for your health, you should eat less at a meal!" Chunxiang and Qiuxiang were pouring tea and water beside them, rubbing their shoulders and beating their legs.
"A few of you can enjoy the blessings with Engong, naturally you can eat whatever you want, Master Yu is miserable, he hasn't eaten a hot meal for three years, and those Yingzhou natives can't even cook......" Yu Wuya said weakly on the recliner without any image.
"That's nature, Master Hou is good to us......
"We are also fateful, if it weren't for the eldest lady taking pity on the four of us, we would have been sent out of the house to marry this time, and we would no longer be able to serve Lord Hou and Master Yu!"
Chunxiang Qiuxiang, the two former little maids and Yu Wuya, are naturally very familiar with each other, so they chatter beside them.
"Hey, Engong is willing to kick you all out?" Yu Wuya turned his head and glanced at Qiu Xiang, who was plump, with some surprise, and nodded with some understanding, "It's right to let go out and marry, look at how old you have all grown up, you can't stay in the Hou Mansion for the rest of your life and waste your youth, and take pity on one of you on the fair day, but remember that although the love between men and women is human, it can't be forced...... Tell me, does Engong take turns to pamper a few ladies and a few of you every day! ”
"Yes, we want to sleep with Master Hou every day!" Chunxiang and Qiuxiang blushed together and bowed their heads.
"Engong really spoils you too much, don't seduce him in the future, I found that Engong has lost a lot of weight recently......" Yu Wuya sighed slightly and closed his eyes, he finally knew the reason why Chen Xu was thin and had dark circles under his eyes.