Where there are people, there will be strife; If there is strife, it will inevitably deteriorate, and eventually provoke a great war; As long as man exists, the war lasts as long; Therefore, the history of Huayu Continent is basically equivalent to a history of war.

According to the etiquette and rules on the battlefield, before the battle begins, the soldiers on both sides must always call for a while to show that their side is upright and seek moral orthodoxy. And the way to call the battle is also based on the differences in the personalities, knowledge, and backgrounds of the generals of the two sides, each forming a system.

For example, if both sides are Confucian generals from famous families and both civil and military affairs, then the habit of calling each other is very much like a "fighting meeting". For example, although the words are arguing, the words are full of attack and defense at the level of morality and justice, and there are few words and phrases such as the ancestors of the other party or body organs.

After all, they are all people who have studied, and when they scold the street, they can't confide half a dirty word; If the cultural foundation is poor, you can't understand what the other party is scolding at all.

If the main generals on both sides are martial artists who rolled out of the mountain of corpses and the sea of blood, then the situation will be completely different. These people are neither educated nor do they know a few big characters; Calling each other is usually a street of scolding.

As the saying goes, "there is no light hand in beating people, and there is no good mouth in scolding", since the knowledge and cultivation of both sides are not worth mentioning, then naturally what is ugly to scold, what is disgusting; Starting from my father, mother, and grandmother, I "counted the genealogy" according to the generations; Whoever has no words first, or can't suppress his anger first, is considered to have lost!

Although the expressions are different, the ultimate goal is exactly the same. The defender wants to scold the opponent in a hurry, angrily attack the city or trap the battle; The attacking side, on the other hand, wants to scold the opponent and lead him to the field to fight.

Of course, it is not new for Xiucai to meet soldiers, or to meet mutes in conversation. The two sides just ended up with a result of "not speculating, but doing it on the spot". This battlefield is called a battle, in fact, it is not much different from a civil fight; Only when the opponent meets the opponent and is difficult to distinguish, can it be the most hearty.

Today, the sheep herder, nicknamed "Iron Toad", just opened his mouth when he went into battle, and Xingzhou City was shocked; Whether it is the ordinary people or the army defending the city, they all feel harsh and unbearable; For a while, no one could tell what the background of this enemy general who was calling for battle outside the city was!

Just listen to his tricky and unrepetitive foul language; If you hadn't soaked in the crumbs for thirty or fifty years, you would never have been able to practice such a pure "dirty mouth"! Coupled with his exceptionally loud voice, swearing will rise even more smoothly, and people can't listen to it if they don't want to!

The guard of Xingzhou City, named Gu She, is the foundation of a scholar, and the words are thousands of mountains. General Gu is only in his early thirties this year, and he is a side child of the Jiangnan wealthy family, the Gu family. However, don't look at General Gu's background, but his family background is very ordinary, and after a horizontal comparison in Nankang, he can be called the son of a poor family. His father and mother gave up their lives to work, and they only provided him with the books of sages for four years; As for his shallow martial arts, they are not worth mentioning at all on the real battlefield......

And the reason why Pang Qingshan is so strong that he is entrusted with this important task is that he has studied hard, at least his personality is rougher than the average team, and he is stable and old.

As the "second uncle" of the Northwest Army said, although the camp of the Relief Army seems to be well-guarded, with sufficient troops, and many arrow towers; But in fact, the foundation of the Liberation Army is the small city of Xingzhou with serious city fortifications.

Pang Qingshan took care of him as a defender, and he didn't expect him to make meritorious contributions, let alone expect him to go into battle to kill the enemy. As long as you can help the worry-free army keep a close eye on the door and stabilize the people's hearts, don't mess up your position.

However, after the Northwest Army decided to attack the city yesterday, the iron toad, which is the strategic center of gravity, received "all-night counseling" from all the veterans of the Northwest Army. These hob meat players who have been fighting in Western Xinjiang for a long time and fighting against Mobei have taught the originally honest and honest iron toad to become a scoundrel sentence by sentence; Those unbearable and undaring top-level swear words are the crystallization of their years of military career......

The language of Huayu mainland pays attention to a "southern accent and northern tone". In a general way, the cavity is grammar, and the tone is pronunciation; In the northern dialects, although the tonal values are different, the grammatical structure is basically the same. However, the southern language family has a family of grammar and pronunciation habits. Even in the relatively remote Southland, two villages not far from each other may not understand what the other is saying at all......

The official dialect of the toad is mixed with a thick Sanqin accent, and the content of the foul language comes from the miscellaneous streets, so Gu Shizi, who grew up in Jiangnan Province since childhood, didn't understand it at all!

In fact, with Beiyan's official dialect as the foundation, he can barely hear the words clearly; words, you can guess the meaning. But there are only many strange "special terms", and after four years of cold windows, he resolutely joined the army and joined the army, and it was the first time in his life that he heard of it......

Although the Gu family is poor, Fengmen has always been decent.

"Uh...... Ladies and gentlemen, who understands this northwest thief, why did he shout under my Xingzhou City today? ”

Gu Shi carefully searched his knowledge reserves, and at the same time asked the brothers behind him for advice. To this day, most southerners make a living from business, so many people often deal with northerners before joining the military; There are always some of them who like to linger in the fireworks willow lane, the tea house and the liquor shop......

But the subject of the iron toad's swear words is not far from the genealogy of the Nankang people, and the wording does not mention the parts above the waist scarf at all; Rao is one of these "old sparrows" who have seen strong winds and waves, and he is really embarrassed to "translate" for Gu She. Everyone could only look at each other in embarrassment, but they were silent with each other; In the end, it was a middle-aged lieutenant with a slightly thin stature, who stepped forward and whispered to him:

"General Gu, don't take it to heart or ask... All he said was dirty and nasty......"

Gu Shi nodded, knowing that this was the "radical method" used by the other party, and wanted to lure himself into opening the city to fight.

Although he made up his mind never to open the city, he did not intend to give up the advantage on the scene; So, believing that he had a lot of ink in his chest, he held on to the arrow battlements of the city wall, coughed lightly, and replied loudly:

"It seems that you are a brazen and capricious wolf slave in the northwest, if you still have the word shame in your heart, how dare you puff out your lips and teeth in front of you, and vainly take advantage of your tongue? The old master of Xiang'er, the tomb of Chen Thief, was originally the ugliness of the slaves in the northwest and the root and seedling of the untouchables; His father was a powerful person, and his son was a thief, and the father and son were of the same blood, both of them were despicable and slaves, so why didn't they drown themselves? ”

Today, it is the first time in Gu Sheping's life that he has "scolded the street" in front of the public! After the first scolding, his nervous heart thumped, and his brain spun rapidly; While contemplating the next words, I reflected on the strengths and weaknesses of the on-the-spot performance......

However, the iron toad who was calling for battle under the city, after listening to Gu She's "insults", scratched his chin and turned his head to look at the "think tank" of the Northwest Army not far away......

This group of veterans in the Northwest, look at me, I look at you, no one can understand what the enemy general said!

“…… I seem to have heard Chen Ziling's words just now...... I guess they're scared, so explain it to us, right? ”

"Can't you? When I heard the tone of the people, it seemed quite proud, and it didn't look like an apology......"

"Whatever you say, now that they're done, it's time for us to talk back...... Hurry up and say, why did the iron toad shout back? ”

Wang Baichuan hesitated for a while, gritted his teeth, and decided to use the dead horse as a live horse doctor:

“…… Toad, you tell him that if he plans to surrender, he will open the city and release the bridge immediately! ”

After listening to Wang Baichuan's reply, the iron toad also had a response; He turned back with joy on his face, and exclaimed, puffing out his chest:

"If you surrender, then hurry up and open the city gate and put the drawbridge!"

Gu Shi, who was secretly figuring out the wording and angle of attack, was interrupted by the other party's reply from a kick in the sky and a kick on the ground! Surrender? Why did it go to surrender again?

"It's ridiculous that the word "down" has been soaked in anointed blood! ”

Although General Gu did not respond positively, the meaning was relatively clear. It's just that the Northwest Army, which has a limited level of education, still can't understand the other party's "crepe" reply......

"This ...... Although I didn't understand the meaning too much, it vaguely seemed to have the word "dog...... Did you regret it and scolded it back? ”

Wang Baichuan frowned and continued to compete with himself to guess the riddle; And the old general "Second Uncle" does not have their leisure. The old general stood up on his knees and waved his hand to the iron toad who was consciously "getting better":

"Dare to fight back! Toad, keep scolding him! ”

For a whole morning, Iron Toad and the "inscription team" behind him tried their best to scold Gu Shi and the entire Worry Relief Army. There are some words that Gu Shi really doesn't understand, but he has heard a lot of widely circulated Hua Yu's official scoldings......

But his way of scolding the street, no one in the entire Northwest Army took it seriously; Even their own worry relief army and the people of Xingzhou did not understand......

Those who understand are trembling all over, and those who don't understand don't go to their hearts at all; Therefore, Gu She's face was flushed when he was angry, if it weren't for a few skinless and faceless goods, who stopped each other; He had already put down the drawbridge and fought to the death against the Northwest Army who "exported dirty"!

Since he prides himself on being a literati, he must have grown a literati arrogance!

Just as everyone was tearing and seesawing, an inconspicuous soldier suddenly slapped the back of his hand three times in a row! Gu Shi was stunned and turned his head to look; I saw that this thin and weak worry relief army was squeezing his eyebrows and leading himself into the corner......

When the two came to a corner, the little soldier took out a letter and shook it in front of Gu She:

"The villain is a spy who listens, and he was ordered to bring Pang Shuai's handwritten military order."