Ling Kun woke up again, but this time he was pretending, because he hadn't fainted at all.

This time he learned to be obedient, trying to imitate the fool, his eyes were glazed, his face was calm, and he struggled to sit up and not move.

Ling Tianxia's wife and disciples finally breathed a sigh of relief when they saw that the fool had returned. Old Madam Ling cried and complained about Ling Tianxia: "It's you, the old immortal, who let the child practice, and harmed the child like this, I will never allow you to force him to practice in the future." ”

Ling Tianxia said aggrievedly: "Madam, I admit that I caused it, but you also know what happened later, I didn't force him at all, he was sitting there and practicing by himself, and I couldn't stop it." ”

"It's not that you're too anxious, how can any child be born to practice?" The old lady said angrily.

"Yes, yes, it's not good, ma'am, we've been tired for a few days, let's go back and rest." It's normal, just let them take care of it. Ling Tianxia coaxed Madame and helped her to walk outside.

Ling Tianxia's wife and his disciples did not doubt at all whether the "evil ghost" who had taken away had really left, because they had seen with their own eyes that the Dao Leader and the evil ghost had fought for three hundred rounds, and they had finally been sealed in a jar by the Dao Leader.

Everyone rushed out one after another, leaving only one disciple to take care of Ling Kun. He changed Ling Kun's clothes, took a large toilet, helped him sit on it to relieve his hands, and then took food from the front yard and fed it to him spoonful by spoonful.

Ling Kun didn't dare to resist or oppose in the slightest, for fear of revealing his horse's feet and being tied up and whipped by that hateful old way.

The next day, a new disciple came to change classes, and the same procedure was to serve him feces and urine, tea and water.

Day after day, five days passed in the blink of an eye, and Ling Kun was suffering so sadly. Not being able to speak, not being able to move, not being able to have mood swings, it's worse than death.

What kind of crossing is this, is there such a tragic crossing in the world?

No, absolutely nothing!

What to do?

First, get out. However, how to escape from this completely unfamiliar place, if you can't escape, you will inevitably fall into the hands of that demon again. Taking a step back, even if you escape, what can you do, in this strange era, without a father, without a mother, without a Ferrari, what do you live on? Therefore, this method is not feasible.

Second, forget if you die, you were originally a person who was killed by lightning, and dying once more is not a loss, maybe you can still cross after you die, and you won't be so sad next time, right? So be it.

After making up his mind, he began to think about how to die.

If you jump off a cliff, you will be thrown into a mess of mud, and it hurts to think about it.

hanging, it is said that the tongue will stick out, and the death will be too ugly.

Seppuku, I can't even think about it.

……

Well, let's endure it for a few more days and find a chance, it's hard to find a way to live, and there will always be a way to die.

On the sixth day, Gujing's waveless life finally changed a little, because the person on duty today was a woman, the seventh disciple of Ling Tianxia, and Han Jiangxue, the first beauty of the Taishan faction.

This made Ling Kun a little embarrassed, and it was really embarrassing to let a young and beautiful woman serve him and pee. What can you do if you can be embarrassed? Can you object to it?

No.

However, Han Jiangxue was even more embarrassed than Ling Kun, she gritted her teeth and glared at Ling Kun, not knowing how to start. Thinking about this fool pooping and peeing in front of him, my heart is disgusting.

At this time, Situ Jianghua, the eldest disciple of Ling Tianxia, hurried over and said, "Senior sister, you are already here?" Why don't you sleep more, it's good to have me here. ”

Han Jiangxue was overjoyed, greeted him and said in a coquettish voice: "Senior brother, I have to trouble you every time, I'm embarrassed." ”

Situ Jianghua stood opposite Han Jiangxue, scratched the bridge of her nose affectionately, and said, "I'm going to be sad to see me like this." ”

Han Jiangxue pursed her lips and smiled, looked up at Situ Jianghua with a pretty face, and said, "Senior brother, thanks to you all these years, otherwise I would have to be disgusted to death by this fool." ”

Situ Jianghua put his hands on Han Jiangxue's shoulders and said affectionately: "Senior sister, don't worry, with me, how can I let you suffer these grievances?" ”

Han Jiangxue bit her lip and nodded, her eyes were ambiguous, and the air became viscous at this moment. Situ Jianghua lowered his head and kissed her lips accurately, looking very skillful ...... his movements.

This pair of dogs and men do this kind of thing in front of others, do they take Lao Tzu for fools?

Ahem, I'm a fool! Forget it, it's just boring, watch it as a small movie, or broadcast it live.

Half an hour later, the two men and women parted breathlessly. Situ Jianghua said: "Senior sister, I'll deal with the fool's matter first and then talk to you." ”

Han Jiangxue nodded obediently and turned around. Situ Jianghua brought the toilet, lifted Ling Kun up, pulled out his pants and sat down on the toilet.

Han Jiangxue was bored, turned her back to the two and said, "Senior brother, you said that we serve fools like this, when are we the head?" I can't take it anymore. ”

"Hey, I don't know, if Master passes on Ziling's divine skills to me, I will take you out to explore the rivers and lakes, but Master has no movement at all now, we can only wait and see." Situ Jianghua said.

"Hey." Han Jiangxue also sighed, and said angrily: "Senior brother, why don't we get some poison and poison this fool to death." ”

When Ling Kun heard this, he secretly took a cool breath, how could this woman be so vicious? However, he already had the will to live and die, and secretly thought that if he was poisoned, it would be better than doing it himself. Well, as long as you dare to poison me, I will dare to eat it. It's a pity that this pair of dogs and men and women are cheaper.

Situ Jianghua also gasped, frowned and pondered, and only said after a while: "It's not proper, it's not proper, Master has been in the rivers and lakes for decades, and he hasn't seen anything, we will definitely not be able to hide it from him if we poison him." ”

Han Jiangxue sneered and said, "Senior brother, I'm just angry and just say it casually, and I don't really want to poison him, how can I be so vicious." ”

Situ Jianghua still frowned and said: "No, junior sister, your idea is very good, the reason why the master is reluctant to grant me Ziling Divine Skill is because he still has illusions about this fool, if the fool dies, Master must not pass on the divine skill to me immediately?" ”

Han Jiangxue turned around in surprise and asked, "Senior brother, are you really planning to kill him?" ”

Situ Jianghua nodded and said, "Yes, but I have to think of a foolproof plan, if I let the master know that I did it, it will be self-defeating." ”

Ling Kun squatted on the toilet, stunned by these two vicious dog men and women, and did not solve the problem of water and fire for a long time.

At this moment, a person broke in at the door, it turned out to be the ninth senior brother Qin Jiangbo, he smiled proudly: "Senior brother, the seventh senior sister is on duty today, I guess you are here." ”

When Han Jiangxue heard him say this, she lowered her head in shame, her face was red. Situ Jianghua said impatiently: "Ninth Senior Brother, what are you looking for me for?" ”

Qin Jiangbo waved his hand and said, "I don't dare to look for you, it was the master who looked for you and asked me to call you over, it seems that there is something urgent." ”