Chapter 5 Awesome My Sister
Don't take your relatives for granted.
Lao Tzu is a lonely star.
Su Ding was about to expose the true face of this beautiful and stinky woman, and the door opened again.
A familiar figure walked in with billowing soot.
It's cheap dad.
Cheap Dad took off his mask and stood in the doorway and whipped the soot from his body with a towel.
After a busy work, I found that Su Ding and the beautiful stinky woman were looking at him.
The cheap dad stared at 'Su San' and wondered, "Are you?"
Su Ding sneered, pretending to be all right, you have the key to the house, pretending to be a stranger here, and being a fool.
The beautiful stinky woman said coldly: "Su San." ”
The cheap dad suddenly smiled: "Oops, my daughter is back." Are you cold? Are you thirsty? Do you eat oranges? Hurry up and change your clothes and take a shower. ”
'Su San' glanced at Su Ding, and Shi Shiran left.
Su Ding was a little confused.
No, ask who you are when you meet, and then recognize your daughter, what kind of fairy operation is this?
Su Ding felt that this hallucination of himself was getting more and more serious.
The cheap dad chattered: "What do you want to eat for dinner today? It's a good thing that you're awake, and we'll have a drink later." ”
"Wait a minute, that was my sister and your daughter just now?" Su Ding interrupted.
"That's right. Cheap dad nodded.
"Then Lang Zhong just now is also my sister?"
"That's not. Cheap dad shook his head.
"Aren't the two of them alone?" asked Su Ding again.
"It's a person. ”
This time Su Ding was completely stupid.
The cheap dad clapped his hands: "Ahem! Look at this trouble, forget that you kid has lost his memory." Su San is your sister, but Su Yiyi is not, but they are the same person. ”
Su Ding clasped his hands and didn't say anything, is this a human word?
It's just a broken logic.
Seeing Su Ding's appearance, the cheap father glanced in the direction where Su San left, and said in a low voice: "Actually, it's all your sister, but one doesn't know, and the other knows." ”
"Split personality?" Su Ding suddenly snapped out a word.
"Yes, yes, that's what Lao Xuanlang said. Cheap dad smiled bitterly: "Actually, Xiao San and Yiyi are already normal, if you see the other ones, I'm afraid it will be even more confused." ”
Su Ding was greatly surprised, hearing this, there were more than one or two split personalities of the cheap old lady.
"Multiple Split Personalities!"
Cheap dad nodded: "Your sister's situation is a bit special, the personality switch is more frequent than the speed of the old king next door changing his concubine, and some people are clear about their own situation, such as Su San." Some don't know their identities yet, such as Su Yiyi.
Yiyi was born when I took her to Lao Xuanlang with your mother to see a doctor, and then she became an apprentice of Lao Xuanlang, and she appeared on the first day of every month, and she always thought that I was a patient in Lao Xuanlang, so she lived in our house. ”
That's leaving.
Su Ding sighed and patted his cheap dad on the shoulder: "I'm sorry for you." ”
The cheap father's honest and somewhat cunning face was full of the old father's relief: "It's nothing, raising a girl is like raising dozens of girls, I earned it." ”
Su Ding gave a thumbs up, this mentality is really good.
"Anyway, I'm cheap...... Ahem, how many personalities does my sister have?"
The cheap dad frowned, took out a dry cigarette from his back, lit it and took two sips, and then spit out a puff of smoke before sighing deeply: "I don't know how many there are, some have appeared once and never come out, some are hiding personalities, and some are even guarding against us." Anyway, I've already played the role of Su thirty-five in naming your sister. ”
It turned out that the names were in numerical order, and those who didn't know thought that the fighters of Northern Maozi had also crossed.
Awesome my sister!
By the way, is it really good to compare the speed at which your daughter switches personalities with the speed at which Lao Wang next door is looking for a concubine?
Seeing that there is no similarity between the appearance of the father and daughter, and his obviously handsome face, could it be said that the cheap father has long known the secret of male and female tears?
......
Su San: The third personality, the personality is cold, good at all kinds of abstract paintings, likes the study of the mysterious side, and does not show obvious belief in the mysterious side of the world's 'demon lord', and the personality is relatively stable.
Su Yiyi: Eleventh personality, curious, like to play pranks, old Xuanlang middle school student, medical skills are unknown, appear at a fixed time and are not aware of his own personality split.
According to the existing case analysis, the two personalities have obvious psychological and emotional differences, and the personality separation is clear, which can be regarded almost as a single individual, and has strong research value.
Su Ding simply listed an analysis table, the contact time was too short, and there was not much effective information.
However, out of professional habits, Su Ding believes that his 'elder sister' still has high research value in personality splitting.
Historically, most people with split personalities are unconscious, and dissociative identity disorders can have a serious impact on an individual's life and mental state.
In short, it is a mental illness, and it is rare for two mutually stable personalities in a novel or film to affect each other's lives.
Many people with split personalities can even harm themselves and those around them when they experience an acute stress response.
And the state of multiple personality splits like Sister Cheap, where each personality is relatively independent, and does not react to other personalities, is simply a moving living specimen from the perspective of the medical community.
Suding occupational disease attacked.
This case is so much fun!
Closing the notebook, Su Ding looked around the simple and cramped room.
The house was rudimentary, and he was given no useful information.
After the meal, Su Ding returned to his room on the grounds that his head hurt a little and needed to rest.
Unfortunately, except for a blank notebook where nothing was written, there was not a single piece of useful information to be found in this room.
If the predecessor burped because he was looking at the statue of the god, then why did he borrow the corpse to return his soul?
He thought of the identity of the so-called 'Calamity', the predecessor mentioned in the three letters of the cheap father.
I always feel that this matter is not so simple.
At dinner, Su Ding wanted to knock on the side, but the atmosphere of the table was really strange.
The cheap father and daughter are like slaves, shushing and asking for warmth, before and after the saddle, as if it is not his 'son' who has broken his brain, but the taciturn 'Su San'.
And 'Su San' was as cold as ever, except for asking Su Ding when he had just eaten, he still remembered what happened before he fell into a coma, and stopped talking after getting a negative answer.
It wasn't until after eating that Su San said endlessly: "It's okay to sleep well at night, don't come out casually." ”
The cheap dad who was boring seemed to have long been accustomed to his daughter's coldness, so he happily packed up the dishes and went back to the house to rest.
I don't know why, Su Ding always felt that his performance was a little different from that in the afternoon.
But I don't know what to do.