vs 50 The conspiracy of killing three birds with one stone

On February 10, the Japanese Ministry of Foreign Affairs sent a diplomatic letter to the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of Ryukoku. Discuss the application of Japanese Prime Minister Kobuchi Kaisan to visit China. After the Ministry of Foreign Affairs of the Dragon Kingdom reported to the Central Committee, it was given the next day to welcome the third visit to China by Japanese Prime Minister Obuchi.

After a week or so of detailed consultations, it was finally decided that from February 25 to March 5, Obuchi Kaisan would pay a nine-day official visit to the Dragon Kingdom.

At around 9 a.m. on February 25, a Japanese Air Force No. 1 special plane that took off from Yutian Airport in Beijing landed at Nanjing Lukou International Airport in Longguo. Japanese Prime Minister Kai Obuchi led 16 Japanese Cabinet agencies, including the Cabinet Secretariat, the Cabinet Affairs Bureau, the Ministry of Personnel, the Cabinet Office, the Reconstruction Agency, the Ministry of Internal Affairs and Communications, the Ministry of Justice, the Ministry of Foreign Affairs, the Ministry of Finance, the Ministry of Education, Culture, Sports, Science and Technology, the Ministry of Health, Labor and Welfare, the Ministry of Agriculture, Forestry and Fisheries, the Ministry of Economy, Trade and Industry, the Ministry of Land, Infrastructure, Transport and Tourism, the Ministry of the Environment, and the Ministry of Defense.

Chairman Peng of the National People's Congress, Premier Rong, Vice Chairman of the Military Commission, General Wan, and various ministries and commissions of the Government Affairs Yuan, held a welcoming ceremony at the Nanjing Lukou International Airport.

At 9:50, the convoy arrived at the Nanjing Massacre Memorial Square. On behalf of all the people of the Japanese state, Kobuchi Keizo, the prime minister of the Japanese and Japanese countries, led all the members of the 16 departments of the Japanese cabinet to lay a wreath to the 300,000 victims of Nanjing who were massacred by the Japanese during World War II, to repent of the crimes committed by the Japanese and Japanese countries against the dragon country during World War II, and to ask for forgiveness from the Chinese who have died and the current Chinese around the world. Japanese Prime Minister Kobuchi Kaisan read out a letter of repentance on behalf of the Japanese **. Make a promise and pledge in the letter of repentance: never visit the Jingkuni Shrine; Never tamper with history; Never be an enemy of the Dragon Kingdom; reparation for war crimes; Jointly maintain world peace with the Dragon Kingdom; Together with the Dragon Nation, we are committed to the rise of Asia.

When Obuchi Keisan finished reading the letter of repentance and led the Japanese cabinet to bow again to the monument to the 300,000 victims of the Nanjing Massacre, snowflakes began to fall in the gloomy sky. The time had just arrived at 10:00:00 a.m., and the city sounded the alarm to commemorate the victims of the Nanjing Massacre......

In the afternoon, Yano Kohei, mayor of Japan, and He Haiqing, mayor of Nanjing, signed a memorandum on "Nanjing and Hoyo become friendly and fraternal cities." The city of Xiangjing has donated 20 billion yuan to Nanjing City to build large-scale projects such as the Nanjing City Subway, Port and Wharf, and the "China-Japan Peace University". The two cities will also exchange international students, and carry out extensive cooperation in the fields of economy, culture, medical care, and education between the two cities.

On 26 February, the Japanese delegation visited Songhai City. They visited the Songhai large-scale integrated circuit industry project, Shanghai Automobile Group, and Shanghai Shipbuilding Group. The mayor of Daban City, Yokoji Shinji, and the mayor of Songhai City, Hu Yanwen, signed a memorandum of understanding on "Songhai City and Daban City Become Friendship and Brother Cities".

China and Japan have reached several large-scale cooperation projects for future common development. The Japanese side invested 20 billion Chinese dollars and related IC intellectual property rights to jointly establish the "Huari Chip" group company with Songhai Chip Electronics Group, and the Japanese side held 20% of the equity.

The Japanese side invested 15 billion Chinese yuan and related automobile manufacturing intellectual property rights to jointly establish the "Huari Automobile" group company with Shanghai Automobile Group, and the Japanese side held 22% of the equity.

The Japanese side invested 30 billion Chinese dollars and related shipbuilding intellectual property rights to jointly establish the "Huari Shipbuilding" group company with Shanghai Shipbuilding Group, and the Japanese side held 15% of the equity.

The Japanese side invested 5 billion yuan and donated a number of medical equipment to Songhai City to build 5 large hospitals.

At 9 a.m. on February 28, the Japanese delegation flew directly from Songhai Hongqiao International Airport to Imperial Capital International Airport.

Starting at 10:30 a.m., the Red Party of the Long Kingdom met with the Japanese Japanese Kobuchi Association and his party at the Yutai State Guesthouse.

At 8 a.m. on March 5, China and Japan jointly issued the "Sino-Japanese Joint Communique", the main contents of which are as follows:

1. China and Japan have formed a comprehensive strategic partnership of coordination in East Asia. We will work together to maintain peace and stability in East Asia and jointly promote economic development in East Asia.

2. On the basis of the existing 2.5 million troops, the Chinese army will disarm 400,000 troops. The central government will reduce and withdraw the army, air force, navy, and ** units facing Japan. Japan's Self-Defense Forces will disarm 130,000 troops on top of their existing 330,000 troops. Focus on the abolition of the Air Self-Defense Force and the Maritime Self-Defense Force in the direction of China.

3. The Japanese side and the Chinese side signed the Sino-Japanese Joint Security Agreement. Japan pledged never to develop nuclear weapons and accept China's nuclear protection. Japan voluntarily withdrew and unilaterally cancelled the US-Japan Security Agreement.

4. The Japanese side continues to abide by all agreements signed since World War II that restrict the development of Japanese military forces. Only appropriate SDF forces will be retained.

5. In two years, the Japanese and Japanese countries successively closed down the military bases provided to the Sam Army.

6. The Japanese and Japanese countries face up to history and admit the war crimes committed against the dragon country. Removal of people who committed war crimes during World War II from Seikuni Shrine.

7. The Japanese state paid 10 trillion yuan in war reparations to the dragon state.

8. The Japanese and Japanese countries invested 10 trillion yuan in the dragon country, and jointly invested in the fields of finance, electronics, shipbuilding, automobiles, railways, iron and steel, medical care, agriculture, energy, communications, education, culture, and tourism.

9. The Dragon Kingdom and the Japanese Kingdom opened up the financial field to each other, and the Chinese Yuan and the Japanese Yen were each other's foreign exchange settlement currencies. Free circulation is allowed in both countries. The two countries work together to maintain the financial order in the Asia-Pacific region.

10. The Dragon Kingdom and the Japanese and Japanese countries jointly developed the oil and gas resources and fishery resources of the East China Sea.

11. The Dragon Kingdom and the Japanese Kingdom are visa-free countries for each other.

12. The Japanese and Japanese kingdoms assisted the dragon kingdom to jointly govern the western desert and the Gobi of the dragon kingdom.

13. The Dragon Kingdom and the Japanese Kingdom set up free ports and bonded zones for each other.

14. The Japanese and Japanese countries invested in the construction of 30 "Sino-Japanese Peace Universities" in the Dragon Kingdom. Every year, the country accepts no less than 1 million students from the Dragon Kingdom. The Japanese adopted Mandarin as their first foreign language.

15. The Japanese and Japanese countries built 1,000 third-class "Huari hospitals" in Longguo. Every year, the Japanese help the Dragon Kingdom train no less than 100,000 medical personnel.

16. The Japanese and Japanese countries built a 5 million bed elderly care center in the Dragon Kingdom. During the period of retirement in the Dragon Country, the Japanese retired elderly enjoy the national treatment of the Dragon Country.

17. The Dragon Kingdom and the Japanese Kingdom recognize each other's intellectual property rights.

As soon as the joint announcement of China and Japan was announced, an uproar was quickly set off around the world.

Da Mao Guo Deer Head Society: "The Japanese country recognizes the big brother again, farewell, Sam Country!" ”

Hans Guode Heart Society: "Only by facing history can we have a future." ”

Gallic Rooster Legal Salary Society: "Distant relatives are not as good as close neighbors, and the Japanese have done the right multiple-choice question." ”

Mi Qiying B than C: "The two major economies join forces, and the future of the world center is in Asia." ”

Curry Country News Trust: "The taste of Asia ** is weak, and the smell of money is strong." ”

"China and Japan have set an example for the world. ”

Leaf Country C is better than C: "The younger brother fried the eldest brother's squid, what will the eldest brother do?" ”

Kangaroo country A than C: "Big brother can't cover it, whose fault is it?"

Kimchi Central News Agency: "U.S. imperialism is a paper tiger, get out of Asia." ”

"Give up confrontation and embrace cooperation, and the mainstream of the world is peace and development." ”

Goryeo Bangya Daily: "Smile at enmity and enmity, and work together for development." ”

Lion City State Broadcasting Company: "Praise for the vision and heart of Japanese politicians!" ”

Sam Guomei Face Club: "How far can the two feuding nations go?" ”

Sam Country Twisted Waist Times: "It's not anyone else who is wrong, wake up!" Sam Country. ”

Sam's Country Generations Weekly: "Asia will be in full swing!" Who brought Sam Country into the night? ”

As a result of the issuance of the Sino-Japanese Joint Communique, the pattern of the world has suddenly undergone a huge reversal. Sam Country

The deployment of the Asia-Pacific strategy has been completely punctured. The Japanese were originally the most important chess pieces in Sam's country's layout in the Asia-Pacific region. This is followed by Wanwan Island, followed by Koryo Stick.

Now only the Goryeo stick remains, and the Goryeo stick is useless. If you talk about the ability to brag about the universe, there is still a set of sticks. Selling your mouth can't slow down the progress of the Dragon Kingdom. Besides, there is also a kimchi country, and it is already good that the Korean stick can not be reversed.

The strategy developed by Sam Nation's last conspiracy meeting was all but a failure. Curbing the rise of the Dragon Kingdom is the national policy of Sam Country, and no matter which president he is, he will unswervingly implement it. President Klinglin gathered his staff again and urgently brewed a new poison for the Dragon Kingdom.

"Fett, I think we've only got one hand left. That's Nanhai. The Dragon Kingdom will not give up the Nanhai strategy and will not give up the resources of the Nanhai Sea. The Nanhai issue has always been a problem for ASEAN countries and the Dragon Kingdom. Klinglin said to Secretary of State Fett.

"Yes, Your Excellency. The countries of Yuebaiyan, Philippine Banana, Yinni, and Malaihia all occupy the islands of the Dragon Kingdom in the Nanhai Sea. The whiter eyes were the most, occupying 29. The annual oil and gas revenue extracted from Nanhai accounts for 30% of the entire GDP of Yuebaiyan. Fett said.

"Admiral Larid, how about we support a white eye and send a fleet to the Golden Blue Bay? Give them some weapons or something? President Klinglin asked the Secretary of Defense, General Larred.

"Your Excellency. Since the loss of our Seventh Fleet, we are now maintaining a global strategy that is a bit stretched. And if we use military equipment directly, I think there are two things that are inappropriate. ”

"Those two points?"

"First, this will aggravate our direct conflict with the Dragon Kingdom, after all, the United States and China are the two largest economies in the world, and our domestic people are still very dependent on the products of the Dragon Kingdom, and the trade volume between the two countries is also very large, so it is not easy to intensify the contradictions between the two countries too deeply. Second, our support for the armaments of the White Eyes will fuel this white-eyed wolf, and the more White-Eyed is an ungrateful fellow, which is even inferior to the Japanese and Japanese countries. The white-eyed leaders are not politicians, they are a bunch of warlords. ”

"So what do you think would be better?"

"I think it's better to start with the economy and change hands."

At this time, the chairman of the Federal Reserve, Greenspan, who was attending the meeting, stood up and said:

"Let me explain what General Larred means. We printed a batch of American knives at full speed and threw these American knives to Yue Baiyan. Nominally, it can purchase offshore oil and gas within 10 years. The white-eyed monkey will be ecstatic when he gets the American knife, they will occupy more oil and gas resources in the Nanhai Sea, and if they want to occupy more oil and gas resources of the Dragon Kingdom in the Nanhai Sea, the more white-eyed monkeys will have the military strength to compete with the Dragon Kingdom. Your Excellency, you said that the white-eyed monkey has so many beautiful knives in his hand that we have given him, and according to their current weapon system, who will he buy from? Greens raised his eyebrows, shrugged his shoulders, and looked at President Clinling triumphantly.

"Big Mao Country! Yes, it must be the big Mao country. The greedy polar bear likes the American knife, so let the polar bear sell weapons to the white-eyed monkey, and then let the white-eyed monkey take the polar bear's weapon and kill the giant panda. Wonderful, wonderful. Kill three birds with one stone, count all three of them into it, hahaha..."Klinglin's face was as red as a monkey's ass.

"I'll arrange for U.S. Oil to do this right away." Greens twisted his waist like a beer keg and went out.