Chapter 8 The horse's ass is slapped on the donkey (thanks to the alliance leader Zhuang Buping for the reward!) )
"What are you doing here!?"
Dedham's gentle smile froze instantly.
His reaction caught Yan Yan by surprise.
In the solemn worldview, these days, I don't stretch out my hand to hit a smiling person, and in the locality, who doesn't like to put on a cigarette jacket when others meet?
In the early to mid-90s, the entire coastal area of southern Guangdong was immersed in prosperity, and all kinds of money-first "brain-body upside down" concepts were rampant.
For example, "it is better to build an atomic bomb than to sell tea and eggs", what is "it is better to take a scalpel than a razor", and what is "to kill the bold and starve to death the faint-hearted......
Just like the solemn brother Zhuang Buping, who was originally just a cadre of the township enterprise bureau, resolutely resigned in that era and went to the sea to become a self-employed person, and soon took the free ride of reform and opening up.
In this frenzied economic wave, it is difficult for Zhuang Zhuang to be alone in it, and in the whole year of high school, this guy goes to school for less than half of the time, and the other half takes leave in the form of sick leave, but in fact, he goes to Zhuang Buping's company to help do business.
In the early to mid-90s, the business scene was quite gangster, and many business bosses did not know a few big words, there was no law in their eyes, only money, and they waved a kettle of 20,000 or 30,000 at every turn, and the big brother shouted that he wanted to smash anyone's head.
In this atmosphere, although solemnity is not full of five poisons, at least it is also a stinky problem, smoking and drinking anything, the most powerful thing is to see people talk about people, and talk nonsense when you see ghosts.
However, this trick of all things does not seem to work well here in Dehmann.
"I'm not...... Platoon commander, our fellow countrymen, you will take care of ...... in the future."
Before the solemn words fell, he was interrupted by Dai Dehan's cold voice.
"I said no wonder Deputy Company Commander Li said when he handed you over to me, you kid has bad water in your stomach, let me train you well, it seems that he is right."
After that, he glanced at the cigarette in his hand and said, "Put the cigarette away!" ”
The tone is stern, not loud but very intimidating.
Zhuang Zheng was so frightened that his hands shook and quickly put away the cigarette.
Dedham stretched out his foot and kicked lightly on his stately bent knee.
"Stand up for me! What does it look like! ”
I didn't dare to take a breath of solemn atmosphere, and secretly complained in my heart, my fart could be regarded as a slap on a donkey.
This is obviously Dai Dehan telling himself first, the two of them are also fellow villagers in the same province, but when he showed goodwill, he gave himself a disadvantage.
It all looks like a conspiracy.
Dedham began to pace his square steps again, and circled the solemn circle, like a man in a cattle market, looking at a cow or sheep.
"Remember, in the army, we talk about all over the world, there are no fellow villagers, and the most taboo thing in the army is to engage in small groups, which will kill you! I'm your platoon leader, not your hairy fellow, remember no! ”
"Remember!" Zhuang Zheng could only pretend to be sincere in reply, this little man has figured it out himself, and it is not easy to deal with.
In fashionable words, it is called sick!
Normal people don't care about patients, hum!
"As for cigarettes...... Dehan dragged out his tone, "there is no rule in the army that you can't smoke, so I won't confiscate your cigarettes, but I tell you, it's best to quit, or you'll regret it." ”
Looking at the sly gaze in Dai Dehan's eyes, Zhuang Zheng didn't know what medicine was buried in the other party's gourd.
Regret?
Of course he wouldn't believe it.
"I try to ...... as much as I can"
Dehan saw through the solemn little caution at a glance, turned around and waved towards the playground.
"Yin Xiancong come here."
Last night, the fourth squad leader, who was quite disgusted and solemn, quickly trotted in front of him.
"Take him in, teach him the basics of housekeeping, and get his luggage in order."
Yin Xiancong glanced at the solemn who was a little apprehensive and said, "Let's go, go back to the row room, and I'll teach you basic housekeeping." ”
This is the first time that Solemn understands what it means to "organize housekeeping".
The first thing to do is to fold the quilt.
The quilts at the head of the veterans' beds are always square and square, as if they had been cut with a knife and measured with a ruler, just like the tofu they had cut out.
Squatting in front of the solemn bed, Yin Xiancong divided five by two, and folded the quilt for solemnity into a similar appearance to a veteran.
Taking advantage of Yin Xiancong's internal affairs demonstration for himself, he solemnly and carefully looked at his squad leader.
Yin Xiancong doesn't look like Li Ding's murderous spirit, he doesn't have Dai Dehan's sternness, and he doesn't even look as strong as a muscular cow like Niu Dali, the fifth squad leader.
The first impression is - delicate.
Although this word seems a little strange to describe men, especially when used on soldiers, this is the first feeling that solemnly has for Yin Xiancong.
Yin Xiancong's facial features are quite feminine, especially those eyes, which are quite feminine and phoenix-eyed.
But Zhuang Zhuang felt that this was a good thing, at least the squad leader who was not so fierce himself would not suffer too much.
Of course, this was just a solemn illusion, and soon he knew that Yin Xiancong's introverted appearance was very powerful.
The quilt was quickly folded, and in Yin Xiancong's hand, the solemn kennel-like quilt changed, and even the white sheets were smoothed out, and there was not a trace of wrinkles in sight.
"I'll go! Awesome! ”
The curious solemn exclaimed, reaching out and touching the quilt.
There wasn't any support in it, just a bed of cotton, but it was really as neat as a tofu block now.
"You try." Yin Xiancong said.
When it was solemn to fold it by himself, his head was twice bigger, and the quilt did not fit properly in his hands, as if it was a ball of unkneaded dough.
Yin Xiancong taught a few times, and when he saw that the time was not early, he said: "Time is limited, so be it, your quilt is new, and it is not easy to fold, as long as you practice more, you can fold it well in the future." Don't worry, you will have time to practice in the future. ”
Turning around, he pulled the solemn suitcase over again, pointed and said, "Open it." ”
Solemnity can only honestly open the suitcase.
Yin Xiancong laughed as he flipped it.
"So many casual clothes...... There are also sneakers...... Belt...... Do you think you'll have a chance to wear it in the next three years? Leave a set of casual clothes and send the rest back! ”
Suddenly, I turned over a black plastic bag, which was erect and tightly wrapped.
"What is this?"
Solemnly smiled and said, "Smoke." ”
Yin Xiancong said expressionlessly: "Open." ”
solemnly said: "Squad leader, don't need it......"
"Open!" Yin Xiancong's tone became stern.
Sweat oozed from his solemn forehead, and he wanted to slap himself a few times, knowing that he should have taken this thing away if he had to inspect it so carefully......
Now it's okay, it's over.
It's a disaster that can't be avoided.
Zhuang Zheng could only squat on the ground, holding the black plastic bag, like holding a hot potato in his hand.
"Do you want me to open it for you myself?"
Yin Xiancong's slightly feminine eyes shot a cold light, and when his solemn eyes touched, his heart beat a few times.