Scientists say that savages, also known as erect higher primate exotic animals, are the most difficult to guess species in the world, Cao Wei said that scientists are farting, and the most difficult species in the world to guess is clearly a woman!

Covering the left side of his face, which was already slightly swollen, tears couldn't stop flowing down, naturally not because he was too happy after a long absence, but because the unsuspecting slap made his cheeks hurt.

The onlookers at the scene dispersed in a hurry under Ning Jiuniang's horizontal eyebrows, and Cao Wei also took advantage of the chaos to crawl out of the door, but found that he was dragged by his legs and feet, and no matter how hard he tried, he couldn't break free.

I have to say, this mother-in-law's hands are so strong......

In the boudoir of the back village, Ning Jiuniang cried on Cao Wei's shoulder, and Cao Wei was dumbfounded by the rapid change of her painting style, and she secretly sighed at the moment, this woman's heart is really a needle under the sea, and she can't figure it out or guess it.

It is said that women are made of water, Cao Wei has a deep understanding, in just half a cup of tea, tears have soaked the clothes near his shoulders, and there is a tendency to spread downward.

Gently patting the beauty on the back, Cao Wei comforted: "Okay, don't cry, it's already unbearable, and this cry is even uglier...... Ah, why did you beat me again, you damn......"

"Make your mouth dirty!"

Cao Wei was annoyed and said angrily: "Dead mother-in-law, do you really think that I don't beat women......

Facts have proved that the location of the fight between men and women determines the process and outcome of the fight, if it is in the lobby, Cao Wei will inevitably be beaten again, but the place they are now in is in the girl's boudoir, and both of them are still sitting on the bed, so the fight slowly changed its taste.

After about a pillar of incense, both of them were lying on the bed in rags, and Cao Weizhi proudly put his hand between his mouth and nose and sniffed it, causing Ning Jiuniang to roll his eyes.

After grinding her ears and temples for a while, Ning Jiuniang snuggled in Cao Wei's arms, sighed and said, "You brought those officers and soldiers under the mountain!" ”

Ning Jiuniang's tone was very sure, others didn't know Cao Wei's identity, but she knew it clearly. Thousands of soldiers and horses were stationed at the foot of the mountain, and Cao Wei went up the mountain that night, and Ning Jiuniang could figure out the reason with her toes.

Cao Wei said with a smile: "Huaiyang Mountain is so big, and our White Snake Village only occupies a small Zhang Baling, how can this work, Xianggong's ideal is to step on Huaiyang Mountain, dominate the green forest world, and earn a big family business......

Ning Jiuniang glared at him fiercely and said, "Tell the truth! ”

"There are White Lotus bandits on Huaiyang Mountain, and they murdered one of my elders, so I came over to ash them and asked them to bury my elders, and by the way, expand our family business in White Snake Village......"

Ning Jiuniang looked at Cao Wei, suddenly laughed, and exclaimed: "The children of the rivers and lakes are the most affectionate and righteous, you are right, you are worthy of the man I Ning Jiuniang fancies!" ”

“…… Then I will pick you up and go back to meet the lady of the Cao family! ”

Ning Jiuniang froze instantly, no longer had the arrogance just now, and whispered: "I heard that the eldest women in big families are extremely mean, their words are thorny, their methods are vicious and vicious, and they like to prick people with needles. If I go, I'm afraid it will only take two days to lose my fragrance and lose my face......"

Cao Wei was stunned when she heard this, she couldn't combine the eldest woman and Xie Wan in Ning Jiuniang's mouth at all, looking at Ning Jiuniang's timid appearance, she shook her head and said: "There is no such situation in our family, Wan'er treats people generously, never takes a needle, let alone stabs people."

And Wan'er loves business, and she is not at home all day, how can she have so much time to think about this mess! ”

Ning Jiuniang blinked and said, "It turns out that your wife is not doing her job!" ”

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Although Ning Jiuniang is a woman in the mountains and a heroine, she also knows that women should teach each other husband and children, manage housework, and stay at home to accompany her husband at the worst. So when Cao Wei finished describing, Ning Jiuniang felt that Xie Wan was a little unprofessional, and there was no seriousness.

"But that's fine, I, Ning Jiuniang, will have a chance to take her place!"

Cao Wei looked at Ning Jiuniang who raised her fist speechlessly, this mother-in-law is really ambitious, but she shouldn't say this in front of the man in charge.

"Knowing oneself and knowing the other can be invincible, the forces of Huaiyang Mountain are intricate, but they are probably respected by three villages, namely the Flying Tiger Village of Tongbai Mountain, the Lying Niu Village of Chaoyang Peak, and the Viper Village not far from us. They are known as "Huaiyang Sanzhai", and they don't stop fighting on weekdays, and they have their own grievances.

A few days ago, the owner of the Viper Village sent someone to want to marry with our White Snake Village, just to use the power of the White Snake Village, I don't want to get into trouble, so I sent it away! ”

"How can it be!" Cao Wei said indignantly: "Someone dares to covet my woman, okay, then this viper village will be gray first!" ”

"Where do you want to go, the Viper Village Master only has one daughter, and he wants to give his daughter to my brother!"

"Then he is coveting our brother's beauty, and he will be gray as well...... By the way, what about Xiao Ningyang? Why didn't you see him! ”

Ning Jiuniang sighed: "He went down the mountain to roam the rivers and lakes, the man didn't stay, and he couldn't stay, he said that he wanted to be a knight, not a bandit......"

Cao Wei was stunned and said: "The ideal is so big, did you smoke him?" ”

"I smoked, but he still said that he wanted to be a chivalrous warrior, and said that I couldn't force Liang to be a bandit, otherwise I would die in front of my father's grave. Since he said so, I was not polite and smoked him half to death. He lay in bed for more than half a month, and after his injury healed, he sneaked down the mountain, which really me off! ”

Cao Wei comforted: "Jiuniang, the child is not educated by you like this, smoking him can only treat the symptoms but not the root cause!" You're going to break his leg so you can get to the root of the problem......"

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Viper Village is indeed not far from White Snake Village, the owner of the village Xu Maosheng is also a legendary figure, I heard that he used to be a scholar, but somehow he went up the mountain to become a bandit, and married the daughter of the old village owner. Later, when the old village owner died, he became the new village owner and killed a group of dissatisfied people, so that a group of mountain bandits could be governed obediently.

Viper Village is the weakest of the three major villages, but it can stand tall among the other two forces, and Xu Maosheng's contribution is indispensable.

The tiger is fierce and the bull is really cunning, and the snake refers to Xu Maosheng, the owner of the viper village.

It is true that there are constant fights between the three villages in Huaiyang as Ning Jiuniang said, but when the officers and soldiers come to suppress them, they can hold each other tightly and unite with the outside world.

At this time, in the lobby of Viper Village, Xu Maosheng lived in the upper seat, and there were two men sitting on the left and right below, one with a tiger's back and a bear's waist, and his beard was all over his beard, which was Liu Heihu, the owner of Flying Tiger Village; The other person is short and fat, with eyes like mung beans, but he is Zhu Sanshan, the owner of Woniu Village.

Xu Maosheng arched his hand and said: "Now that the army is pressing, please also ask the two village owners to meet the difficulties hand in hand, regardless of their previous suspicions!" ”

"It's nature!" Liu Heihu laughed and said: "We all understand the truth, and everything must wait until the officers and soldiers are gone." I came this time to bring 800 brothers, all of them are brave and invincible, if we can fight, we will fight, if we can't beat us, we will run, ha, let those soldiers eat dirt! ”

Zhu Sanshan clapped his hands and said: "Brother Liu is right, the mountains and forests are our territory, and the officers and soldiers can't be presumptuous...... Hey, Master Xu, why didn't Ling Ai come out to entertain guests? ”

A cold light flashed in Xu Maosheng's eyes, and he said with a smile: "The little girl has rested, it's not too early now, I have prepared a room for the two of you, and after the officers and soldiers under the mountain are explored tomorrow, let's discuss again, come here, and take the two village owners down to rest!" ”

"Then thank you Brother Xu!"

After Liu Heihu and Zhu Sanshan left, a woman walked out of the back hall, frowned, and said, "In charge, this Zhu Sanshan dares to think about Li'er, do you want to kill him?" ”

Xu Maosheng shook his head and smiled bitterly: "He is the owner of the Lying Niu Village, how can he kill if he says kill, now that the external trouble is ahead, he must not make trouble...... By the way, did Li'er find it? ”

"Not ...... yet," the woman sighed, "this dead girl, she left a letter and ran down the mountain, and when she comes back, the old lady will clean her up!" ”