With big hands and feet, plus a big head, thick legs, thick waist, and thick neck, this is the five big and three thick in the traditional sense.

The tower-like body, combined with the horizontal flesh of the face, if these characteristics are placed on a man, then this man looks just rough and bold, and his appearance and body shape develop freely, but if it is placed on a woman, then this woman can only be described as fierce and terrifying.

Cook Tie Qingqing is a special existence in the White Snake Village, I heard that her ancestors killed pigs, and later married, and her husband's family beat and scolded her wantonly, so she killed her own man in a fit of anger, and then went up the mountain and fell to the grass. Perhaps because there is no restraint, Tie Qingqing has been dissolute and uninhibited since then, eating, drinking, and having fun, and being in charge of the kitchen, causing her to get fatter and fatter, her voice is getting thicker and thicker, and she no longer looks slightly delicate at the beginning.

The reason why she is a special existence is because she is the only single woman on the mountain, and when she first came to the cottage, there were two bandits who lived with her, and then the two bandits robbed the road and had an accident, and a "Kefu" hat was firmly worn on Tie Qingqing's head.

Since then, no one dares to fight Tie Qingqing's idea, after all, with the experience of the past, no one dares to joke with their lives, not to mention that Tie Qingqing's current body shape is really daunting, where is there a man who is willing to live with her.

Although Zhu Sanshan's lust heart is a little bigger, he is a normal man in the end, at this time he looked at Tie Qingqing with constipation on his face, and said in disbelief: "This is your village master?" ”

"Exactly!" Cao Weihan said with a smile: "Our village owner is a first-class beauty within a radius of 100 miles, you see her eyes are black, her face is like a peach blossom, and her figure is ...... Well, the tonnage is very large, and it is definitely the appearance of prosperity and prosperity! ”

Zhu Sanshan grew his mouth and couldn't speak. Jiang Huai, who was standing behind him, frowned slightly and said, "I heard that the owner of the White Snake Village is petite and cute......"

"That's a long ...... to say," Cao Wei sighed and said: "About half a year ago, the owner of the village went down the mountain to rob a young man back, the young man was born with red lips and white teeth, handsome appearance, and his temperament is seven points unrestrained, three points introverted...... cough, the owner of the village naturally fell in love at first sight, and promised each other with his body, but he never thought that the young man would be wolf-hearted, secretly went down the mountain, and never returned.

The goddess really has a heart, and the king of Xiang has no dream, and since then the owner of the village has turned his grief into appetite, and he has two jars of wine and three catties of meat all day long, and he has become obese day by day. However, when you look at the eyes of the owner of the village, do you still maintain the agility and beauty of youth? ”

Zhu Sanshan only saw the ferocity, and did not see the slightest bit of beauty, he sighed in his heart that he was unlucky, he wanted to leave but couldn't wipe off his face, just when he was in a dilemma, he heard Jiang Huai say: "The owner of the village, it's hard to be gracious, since the White Snake Village has prepared wine and food, we might as well finish eating and then leave...... Hey, this little brother seems to have something to say. ”

Zhu Sanshan took out a silver ingot from his arms and stuffed it into Cao Wei's hand, and said with a smile: "Little brother, if you have anything to say, it doesn't matter!" ”

Cao Wei hurriedly accepted the silver and whispered: "The owner of the village was hurt by that negative man, there are always a few days a month when she is grumpy and can't control herself, last month she actually killed the dog of the entire cottage with a knife, which can be called madness." It's been her rage these days, so don't disobey her later, or you'll ......."

Zhu Sanshan and the others hurriedly nodded yes, secretly glanced at Tie Qingqing, and happened to see her looking over, so they quickly withdrew their eyes and looked away.

How can people not bow their heads next to madmen!

After a pillar of incense, in the lobby of the White Snake Village, Tie Qingqing lived on the upper seat, holding a piece of pig's trotter in his hand and eating it as if no one was there, and there was a huge pig-killing knife in front of her, which was stained with blood, and Zhu Sanshan and Jiang Huai were terrified.

Zhu Sanshan sat below, looking constipated. In front of him was a large basin containing a mess of things, pig's heart, pig's lungs, pig's intestine, and some indescribable things.

"Master Zhu, the owner of the village heard that you were coming, and personally cooked these things for you to taste, you must not live up to the heart of the owner of the village!"

Cao Wei introduced with a smile: "You see, this is the pig's heart, which has the effect of nourishing the eyes, this is the pig's lungs, which is beneficial to the function of yang and sperm, and this is the pig's large intestine, which tastes strong and smooth......"

Zhu Sanshan picked up the chopsticks and picked up a piece of fatty meat, but he really couldn't put it in his mouth, and after a moment of entanglement, he said: "Lord Ningzhai, don't hide it, Zhu Mou had already eaten before he came to White Snake Village, and now he has no appetite...... Ha, just kidding, since this is the intention of the owner of Ningzhai, I, Zhu, have to finish it with tears, don't take a knife, don't take a knife! ”

Zhu Sanshan sighed in his heart, he walked a lot of mountain roads, he was actually so hungry that his chest was close to his back, but this pot of hodgepodge really made him unable to raise his appetite, and he already regretted coming to White Snake Village in his heart.

Slowly stuffing the meat into his mouth, Zhu Sanshan was ready to spit it out.

Well? It tastes pretty good!

Zhu Sanshan breathed a sigh of relief, feeling that God was still very good to him, the suffering he thought did not come, what came was a surprise, wine is good wine, meat is good meat, when hunger and thirst are unbearable, this is the delicacy of life!

"Lord Ningzhai, please put down the knife, in order to show my Zhu's sincerity, Zhu will eat all these things today!"

After eating two pillars of incense in one meal, Zhu Sanshan was sweating profusely, and wanted to have another pot, but he glanced at Tie Qingqing and dispelled this thought, no one knew what this tiger would do, so it was better to withdraw as soon as possible.

"It's not too early, Zhu will leave first, and if there is a chance in the future, Zhu will visit again!"

Zhu Sanshan got up and clenched his fists, then turned his head and left, the wind was blowing under his feet, as if he was being chased by a vicious dog. Jiang Huai followed him closely, almost slipping because he was walking too fast. The subordinates saw that the owner of the village was running away as if fleeing for his life, and hurriedly followed.

"Strategist, is this all right?"

Teng Shan was a little disappointed, he was ready to watch the play, who would have thought that Cao Wei would be so gentle this time, binding, candles, and small leather whips, all of which were useless, and hurt the hearts of this old audience.

Cao Wei didn't care about Tengshan's thoughts, but looked at Tie Qingqing, who was still eating pig's trotters, and he found that this lord was really superb in acting, and his smile and eyes were in place, which was really a rare talent.

"Thanks to Sister Tie this time, you are really the pillar of our White Snake Village!"

Tie Qingqing put down the pig's trotters in his hand and said with a smile: "Strategist, you want to say that the Hun family is very heavy!" ”

Cao Wei smiled awkwardly and said, "None of this matters, Sister Tie, what I explained to you ......"

"It's all added, dog meat, lamb kidneys, plus a bullwhip, all of which are great supplements, and I also added some of my private collection!"

Teng Shan looked at Cao Wei's smiling face, shuddered, and said with a shy face: "Strategist, what do you mean by this?" ”

"The surname Zhu is lustful, but I don't know if it's good or not...... men"