The one hundred and fifth episode of the fat regiment cooking and drunk the rebels

Di Jietian said calmly: "What's so difficult about this, your team revolted from Sanzhou Tian and fought all the way to the east. In the Battle of Shawan, you killed and captured more than 70 enemies, and almost no casualties were lost. In the battle of Pingtan, you fought Anyong and fought them to the ground; In the battle of Zhenlong, you conquered the nameless mountain, occupied Zhenlong, and the land commander Deng Wanlin fled in the wilderness; In the Battle of Boluo, your rebels were defeated, but you got rid of the Qing army and continued to advance eastward; In the course of your continued crusade to the east, you suddenly encountered five or six thousand Qing troops intercepting you, but you occupied the commanding heights, shot Deng Wanlin, and beat the Qing army so that they could not find the north; In Sanduozhu, you gave up the crusade, scattered your actions, and suddenly disappeared. This series of military actions made the Qing army frightened, suspected that the beans were scattered into soldiers, the divine soldiers fell from the sky, you fought and suddenly disappeared, the Qing army wondered if you had escaped and did not know where to hide, it can really be said that you are galloping vertically and horizontally, coming and going freely, using soldiers like gods, invincible in the world......"

There were some exaggerated remarks about Di Jietian, which made Huang Fu and several people stunned when they heard it, and they only suspected that Di Jietian was simply a fairy descending to earth, how could he say the triad so thoroughly, it really seemed that nothing could be hidden from his eyes.

Gong Ren thought to himself: "What's so difficult about this, the telegraph is so popular now, and there are all kinds of newspapers run by the Qing Dynasty." Besides, the gang has a carrier pigeon, and it can also know some quotes! These words were just thinking about it in my heart, and I didn't say it, and Gong Ren said: "You said so much with a nose and eyes, it is indeed amazing!" Terrific! So, do you know who I am? What experiences have you had? โ€

The thin pole boasted that the earth was connected to the sky as if complimentingly: "Our prophet, who knows astronomy and geography, knows everything, knows everything, how can you stump our sect leader with this little bit of everything." โ€

Gong Ren said: "Don't brag yet, just say it and listen to it." Huang Fu also thought it was funny, even many people in the triad didn't know the details of Gongren, how could they know when they first arrived.

Di Jietian said unhurriedly: "Aren't you the white fan of the original triad Wang Dayan's department!" You are a native of Xiangshan County, when you were in the 21st year of Guangxu, you were involved in a lawsuit because you saw a bloody case in Xijiazhuang, and then you were put on death row, thanks to your good friend Wei Jinshan who rescued him from prison; After you came out, you and your girlfriend Xipin defected to the triad, but your good friend Wei Jinshan left you because of the different political leanings of the master; In the battle of Xiangshan, you defeated the Qing dog, defrauded the county seat, and killed the county official Liu Papi. Because of this battle, you became the white fan of Wang Dayan's military advisor; In the Guangzhou Uprising that year, in order to stop the death squad from Hong Kong, your girlfriend was beaten to death by the traitor Zhu Qi and fell into the water, and you used a counter-plot to kill Zhu Qi; Later, you went to Yokohama, Japan with Sun Wen of the Revolutionary Party, and helped Sun Wen come up with a lot of ideas; In the 24th year of Guangxu, when Wuxu changed the law, you and Bi Yongnian, the head of the Elders' Association, went to Beijing and came up with three strategies for Tan Sitong, and Emperor Guangxu almost succeeded in changing the law......"

Hearing this, Gong Ren couldn't sit still in his chair anymore, and moved his ass from his seat to the side.

Huang Fu, Wang Dayan, Li Si, and Zhang San, just like listening to a book from heaven, listened with great interest and interest.

Di Jietian continued to say to Gong Ren: "Mr. Gong Ren, don't panic, there is more exciting, Yuan Shikai is training troops at a small station, you and some revolutionary parties are mixed in, in the Sino-Japanese war exercise, China lost two games in a row, it was you who led a battalion of new troops, defeated a brigade of the Japanese army, and won glory for the Chinese army; In this year's uprising of the Self-Reliance Army, you used an ambush to defeat the Yangtze River Naval Division in the Qinli Mountains of Datong, completing another famous example of defeating more with less and defeating the strong with the weak; After the defeat of the self-reliance army, you and Tang Qingying hid in the beggar country, and the elder brother would come to grab the land, and you led 3,000 beggar soldiers to defeat the elder brother in a dung battle......"

Gong Ren was so frightened that his ass left his seat, and he didn't even know it.

Wang Dayan shouted when he heard this: "I am his brother, I am by his side all the time, I don't know some things, how do you know." Are you true or false? โ€

He smiled and continued, "Don't be alarmed, and listen to me slowly. It was in this crusade that if it were not for Gong Ren and his son Tang Qingying's hard work and advice, I am afraid that these battles would not have been fought so smoothly. Especially in the process of seizing this warship, Gong Ren outwitted the enemy captain, Tang Qingying pointed the acupuncture points of the enemy sentinels, and Wang Dayan led the members of the Sanhe to rush onto the enemy ship and annihilated the Qing army......"

Gong Ren sat on the ground, feeling as if he had been stripped naked, and there was no privacy at all. sighed and whispered: "This earth is connected to the sky, either my friend of life and death, or my mortal enemy in my life. โ€

Wang Dayan, Li Si, and Zhang San hurriedly went to pull up Gong Ren, who was sitting on the ground in fright.

Wang Dayan said: "Qing Bing's knife is on your neck, you have never been afraid, why did you hear a few words of truth at this time, but you were so frightened that you sat on the ground." โ€

Gong Ren was pulled up, sighed and said, "Terribleโ€”terribleโ€”the prophet is not a prophet, and what he said really makes me admire." Then he made a deep bow to the earth and heaven, and said: "Master of the earth and the sky, the public tenacity is really convinced!" Served! Sit, please, sit upโ€”"

Huang Fu saw that Gongren was so devout to the earth and the sky, and hurriedly worked with Gongren to give up the earth and the sky to the upper seat.

But he said modestly: "How can I, how can I, brother, I have just arrived, how can I sit on the top of the two leaders?" Huang Fu said: "Come from afar, come from afar, don't be polite, brother!" โ€

Di Jietian sat down on the top seat, looked at a few dishes on the table, frowned and said: "The seafood is fresh, but it is a little worse, my second junior brother is a famous seafood chef, I wonder if I can make him ugly?" โ€

As soon as he heard that he could make delicious food, Zhang San suddenly became emotional, wiped his mouth, sniffled and asked, "What about your junior brother?" Hurry up and tell him to do it! โ€

Di Jietian glanced at the fat man next to him with his eyes and said, "This is my second brother Fat Tuantuan, his seafood dishes are famous all over the world!" โ€

As soon as she heard the name of Fat Tuantuan, Tang Qingying laughed happily. This fat Tuan Tuan Tuan is really fat, so fat that his neck is gone, how can the name and figure be such an absolute match.

Immediately, the fat group was led to the kitchen by a volunteer to cook, he showed his skills in the kitchen, frying, cooking, frying, boiling, boiling, stewing, knife like playing with flowers, woks floating in the shadows, and after a while, seafood dishes came up, what steamed abalone, braised prawns, fried crab roe, steamed tongs fish, spicy fried clams with soy sauce, noodles and crabs, spicy fried squid, sweet and sour small pickled fish...... Some of the seafood dishes can't be named, anyway, seven plates and eight bowls are on a large table.

Where have these people eaten, where have they ever seen such seafood dishes, one by one they are gobbling up, pushing cups and changing lamps, shouting five and drinking, the ditch is full of trenches, and the stomach is full of burps, coupled with the high degree of liquor, where did they find the southeast and northwest, all of them have weak legs and straight eyes.

Gong Ren saw seven or eight heavens spinning in front of him, and felt that he had really drunk too much. Di Jietian smiled and said to Gong Ren: "I will also play some tricks, how about drinking for you to help you have fun?" โ€

Huang Fu stiffened his tongue and said, "Come on...... Come on, what's the ...... Play, though, take ...... Take it, and let our brother ...... Brothers, see and see! โ€

Ji Tian smiled and said, "I will hypnotize you all and make you all sleep." โ€

Where does Gong Ren believe this: "I ...... Don't believe it, what hypnotism, that...... It's all a lie. โ€

The earth and heaven stubbornly said: "You don't believe it, I'm going to show you." As he spoke, he took out a piece of paper from his arms and unfolded it, and said to Gong Ren, "What is this?" โ€

Gong Ren saw that this was a green spiral diagram, on the white paper, there were circles of green, spinning and spinning, until it reached the center of the white paper. The earth shook slowly and said, "This is your life, do you see it clearly?" Spinning, spinning, spinning, spinning. What do you see? โ€

Gong Ren said, "I ...... Didn't look at anything...... When I arrived, I saw a circle of ...... Green. Dizzy, dizzy......"

The earth continued to shake the spiral chart and said, "Please close your eyes slowly, and you will see it." Okay, close your eyes slowly, close your eyes slowly. โ€

Gong Ren slowly closed his eyes.

"Do you see, in the blue sky, there are a few white clouds, the sea is calm, the blue waves are rippling, and a small boat is slowly drifting, drifting, drifting to a small island. There is a verdant grassland on the island, where there are some tender pastures, and a few sheep graze leisurely. You walked into a tent and saw your lover, Xipin, who was walking from Xiangshan County with you, and she was gently waving to you. You sat down next to her and talked to her, and she took out a rope and said that as long as you tie her, she will never go away and will be with you forever. Okay, pick up the rope and tie her, okay, tie it hard, as long as you tie her, she won't be able to run anymore. You see, she ran over there again, and took a rope and tied her, and as long as she was tied, she couldn't run away. She came here again, took this rope and tied her up, tied her so hard that she couldn't run away......"

Gong Ren took the rope and tied it one by one, and all the triad members told him to tie it.

"Well, your lover can't run anymore, and when she wakes up, she will sit obediently next to you. Sleep, sleep, sleep with confidence! Thinking about the tryst with Nippin, as soon as you wake up, your lover will sit quietly next to you......"

Gong Ren fell asleep, fell asleep deeply.

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