Gaozu Li Yuan gave birth to nearly 20 princesses, among which they can be called dignified and virtuous, abide by women's morals, there are very few, most of them are debauched and reckless, raising the face and red apricots out of the wall, it is really commonplace, probably because the Li Tang royal family has the blood of the Hu people, and the erosive style of life has never been the royal family in the world since ancient times......

The Li Tang royal family itself does not take the style of life seriously, and over time, people in the world gradually do not take it seriously, and whenever they hear about the messy things of the royal family, they are accustomed to it.

Fang Jun had never heard of Princess Danyang having this problem before, but when he thought of the beginning of marriage, Princess Danyang disliked Xue Wanche's stupidity, although she didn't dare to leave without permission, it was certain that Xue Wanche was unpleasant later, so it seemed logical to find a handsome and understanding friend.

Looking at Xue Wanche's burly body, rough appearance, and an alternative temperament that is completely different from the creamy little student who is now greased and powdered, Fang Jun not only hurts him.

Both of them are the types that win with masculine temperament, and when it comes to the delicacy of their appearance, it is really difficult to get along, in fact, most of the princesses of the Tang Dynasty don't like this kind of rough and masculine macho man, but those feminine, handsome, weak and can't help but be more favored.

For example, the debate machine whose appearance is handsome enough to make Fang Jun envious, jealous and hate......

Fortunately, he came from the later generations, and he was exposed to countless secret techniques in those rooms, and there was always a fresh posture in bed, and the experience and theories were not comparable to the vast majority of men in this era of information blockage, Xue Wanche was sad, he didn't look like Princess Danyang's aesthetics, and he didn't know how to be likable, and even how to enter the cave room when he got married needed to be taught by His Majesty Li Er, the eldest brother...... When you think about it, it seems that the tragedy was already predestined.

Half of the wine in the pot was drunk and half spilled, Xue Wanche shook the wine jug a few times, and no wine flowed out, so he threw it aside, turned over, and continued to talk nonsense.

“…… I Xue Wanche, it is the fame of fighting on horseback, taking the head of the enemy general in the army array is like probing the bag to get something, what can the little guy do? Lao Tzu twisted his neck with one hand...... Where is he better than Lao Tzu? Lao Tzu can't bear this breath, and the adulterous husband and adulterous woman will be killed...... I only pity my child, although he is only eleven years old, but he is vigorous and vigorous, and he will one day be able to soar into the sky, but he will be affected by me, and he will not be able to raise his head for the rest of his life...... Woowoo...... I'm such a waste, except to go into battle and kill the enemy, I can't do anything, not even a woman...... It's ...... to be ashamed."

This guy was crying and muttering inarticulately, and suddenly turned over and sat up, looking at Fang Jun with straight eyes.

Fang Jun was taken aback......

"Any wine?"

"Uh...... Yes. ”

Fang Jun handed half a jar of wine to Xue Wanche, this guy grabbed the jar of wine, drank half of it in one go, took a breath, and shouted, "Good wine!" ”

Then he stared at Fang Jun with straight eyes, and said, "Why is Erlang here?" Then he looked up at his surroundings and asked, "Where am I?" ”

Fang Jun said: "The general just stabbed Princess Danyang, killed most of the people in the mansion, and fled here while the heavy snow was over, and saw that you looked sad and angry, and couldn't bear to be the last hero, so he gave you the last ride with poisonous wine." ”

"Huh?!"

Xue Wanche was taken aback, and said with a change of color: "I killed Danyang? Oops, how is this good? I just thought about it in my heart, and I didn't want to kill her...... Even if I killed Danyang, it was also her own fault, you bastard fed me poisonous wine, and I died at this moment, wouldn't it be suicide in fear of sin? ! Room 2, my first fame, lost in your hands! ”

This guy beat his chest and felt remorseful.

The corners of Fang Jun's mouth twitched, and he said disdainfully: "Hehe, he is full of cruel words, but when it comes to the end, it is just a silver-like wax spear head, just like you, what dare you brag about taking the head of a general in the army array?" The wife steals people, there are many in this world, either the sword is drawn and the sword is raped and adulterous, even if the national law is intolerable, in the end he is a strong man, or he shrinks his head, turns a blind eye and turns a deaf ear, even if he is ridiculed by the world, but he also preserves himself, and he is glorious for a lifetime...... Like you, you want to start but don't dare, but you want to have a tongue, the dignified General Xue, a heroic spirit has been eroded by glory, and there is only such a mouth left? ”

"Fart!"

Xue Wanche's face was red, and he said with a stiff neck: "I fought in battle, there are countless souls in my hands, just a princess, a small guy, why don't you dare?" Hasn't Danyang already been killed by me? It's not a pity for that slut to die, it's natural for me to kill, but I don't want to bear the reputation of committing suicide for fear of sin...... Hey? ”

Speaking of this, he reacted, although he was sloppy, but there was no trace of blood on his body, where was this appearance of slashing Danyang and killing half of the people in the house?

!

Tricked......

Xue Wanche was furious, finally came to his senses, got up and wanted to fight with Fang Jun, but just got up, but the sky was spinning, the wine was surging, his limbs were sore, and he fell to the ground.

"Bastard, Lao Tzu and you will never die!"

Xue Wanche was overwhelmed with shame.

Not only was he annoyed and angry after being tricked by Fang Jun, but more importantly, Danyang stole people, no one knew, but he blurted out when he was drunk, and he was even heard by Fang Jun, the ending is unknown, this guy will inevitably spread the word, even if he wants to shrink his head and accept his fate, he can't do it......

As for poisoned wine or something, it's obviously!

Fang Jun sneered: "Ordinary people are attached to the appearance of being strong and brave, it seems that they are all pretending, when it comes to the end, this kind of humiliation, doesn't the general also endure the humiliation?" ”

Xue Wanche said angrily: "Fart! Lao Tzu wants to kill the adulterous husband and adulteress, effortlessly, but it is easy for a while, I do not hesitate to do this, I am willing to burn with the slut jade, but pity my child, this year is only eleven years old, but I want to be involved by me, even if it is not the same, I will be exiled to Qiongzhou, and I will not be able to return to Chang'an for the rest of my life, I can't bear to ......"

Fang Jun said: "If the general has this will, don't worry about Ling Lang, afterwards he will intercede with His Majesty to exempt him from responsibility, and will recruit him into the lecture hall, Ruzi, and raise him as an adult!" ”

“……”

Xue Wanche blinked, and said angrily: "Danyang is a golden branch and jade leaf, the emperor and noble, if I use it in my hand, how can Your Majesty give up?" It's all the Xue family, I'm afraid that they will all be punished, and I hate it for myself, but it will cause the family to suffer, and I will have no shame to face the ancestors and ancestors after death......"

"The general can rest assured, the fault of this matter lies with Princess Danyang, although the general acts violently, but he does not lose his male style! When the time comes, a certain person will definitely intercede in front of His Majesty and pardon the sins of the Xue clan, if this oath is violated, the heavens and the earth will be destroyed! ”

With Fang Jun's status in the minds of His Majesty Li Er, he came out to intercede with the Xue family, and His Majesty Li Er would definitely give this face.

Xue Wanche: "......"

After a long time, this guy sighed, his burly figure shrank, wiped his beard, and said in a low voice: "Actually, it's not that I dare to kill the slut in Danyang, just thinking about it, I can't help it, why should that slut steal people, but I have to pay for my life?" ”

He can see that Fang Jun is not a good thing, and deliberately provokes him.

If he could kill him, he would have killed him a long time ago, so why did he go to Pingkangfang to buy drunk and borrow wine to drown his sorrows?

Now that he was embarrassed by Fang Jun, he had no excuse at all, so he could only sigh and bow his head......

Fang Jun didn't speak again, but took out another jar of wine in the mezzanine of the carriage, poured half of it into the empty jar, handed it to Xue Wanche, one jar per person, and drank it fiercely.

The reason why he is willing to say so much to Xue Wanche is just because he thinks of himself in history, sympathizing with illness and hurting things.

Besides, Xue Wanche is a little muddy, but he doesn't have much scheming, and he can be regarded as a generous and upright man, but for himself, this person seems to have a lot of prejudices......

Xue Wanche silently poured a sip of wine, suddenly raised his head, stared at Fang Jun with a little confusion in his eyes, and said, "Speaking from the heart, I am very dissatisfied with Erlang!" I don't know why, you suddenly parted ways with King Jing, and even turned against each other, but I am confident that there is nothing to be sorry for you, why am I so estranged? Back then, you were still a hairy boy, and I took you to drink and have fun all day long, I really thought it was greedy for your father? No! I really look at you and feel that your character is exactly the same as mine, closer than my own son! But your kid suddenly changed like a person, and the poems he wrote all over the world said that the money he earned could be piled up into a mountain of gold, if these were just that, he followed his little brother in the past and had a career, and we were also happy, but why did your special mother turn her face and not recognize people? ! Lao Tzu wants to beat you up several times, and you don't know your brother when you have a chance? You ungrateful bastard......"

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