Chapter 90: The Demon King's Drunkenness (Part II)
chattering, Cheng Biting Jin didn't know how long he had been talking, Li Su didn't listen to a word, and his frightened eyes kept staring at the axe.
"Little baby, what did the old man ask you about, what are you doing stupidly? It's really rude! Cheng Yanjin glared at him unhappily.
"Ahh Uncle Cheng forgives the sin, the kid just got distracted, what do you ask the kid? ”
"The old man asked you, have you married your aunt?"
"I didn't ...... Not. ”
Cheng Biting Jin spewed a strong smell of wine in his mouth, shook his head and sighed: "What a baby, can be literate and martial arts and can also make wine, both awake and ruthless, why didn't you marry your mother-in-law?" ”
"Ruthless...... Ruthless? ”
Cheng Biting Jin squinted at him drunkenly, and said with a smile: "At the beginning, you fought with the association rate and stabbed him twice with a hairpin, and the ministry carried the corpse of the association rate to the old man to take a closer look, the first hairpin did not stab the vital point, stabbed on the wrist, and the second hairpin was ruthless, it was a hairpin that pierced the heart impartially, and the old man had seen all the killings in the trilogy, and spoke highly of your second hairpin, in exchange for them to kill the enemy in the battle array, those who can just pass through the heart with such a knife are one of the ten difficulties, as for you later stabbed him in the abdomen with a knife and cut off his neck, in fact, it is not necessary." , The hairpin has killed him, so the old man said that you are ruthless, kill a person to let him die cleanly, and never leave any trouble, the trilogy of those killing talents all said, so hearted, I can't believe you are just a ten-year-old peasant baby......"
Li Su laughed with him, and his forehead sweated again......
"Boy...... The kid just stabbed a few times, what a hairpin pierced the heart, it's all luck, cough cough, Uncle Cheng, are you drunk? ”
Cheng Biting Jin was drunk and hazy, and seemed to be a little sober, and the situation was really unfathomable.
"How many stabs? Hehe, little baby, Taoguang forbearance is right, it's not a good thing for teenage dolls to be too showy, but you don't need to pretend in front of people who understand, are you disgusting the old man's tricks or disgusting yourself? ”
Li Su's face was a little ugly, his eyes blinked a few times, and he suddenly reached out to support his forehead, and muttered: "This wine is really so domineering, the kid thinks, I feel dizzy, I see everything is turning, turning, turning, turn......ing."
After speaking, Li Su simply lay down on the couch and fell asleep.
Cheng Yanjin was stunned for a long time, and suddenly laughed.
"It's rare to be drunk like this without dripping wine, boy, pretending to be stupid is also a skill, I hope you don't forget this ability in your life...... Well, it's indeed a waking baby, but it's a pity that Lao Cheng didn't give birth to a daughter, otherwise you would have to be Lao Cheng's son-in-law, and I don't know which bastard old man will be cheaper in the future...... Don't pretend, get up for the old man! ”
Kicking it away lightly or heavily, Li Su had to wake up if he didn't wake up, and looked at Cheng Yanjin helplessly.
"Uncle Cheng, the kid is so dizzy......"
Cheng Biting Jin laughed, hugged the wine jar and poured a big sip of wine, held his breath and opened his eyes, his face became more and more red after a while, and he saw a trace of clear eyes just now, but at this moment he was turbid and wandering, Li Su was eighty percent sure that he was really drunk this time.
"Uncle Cheng, imagine yourself lying in the soft and comfortable white clouds, now you have drunk a lot of wine, you are very tired, and you want to sleep......" Li Su began to hypnotize the old rascal, putting him down, and he could spend it safely today.
"Tired fart!" Cheng Biting Jin's spiritual power is obviously very strong, it is not something that Li Su's little trick can hypnotize, kicked Li Su's buttocks, and then grabbed his collar and walked out.
"Go...... Where to go? ”
"Suzaku Street, there are a lot of people there, and the little baby is almost sixteen and doesn't marry his mother-in-law, isn't it a waste of such a good seed? Now Lao Cheng supports you, see which girl on the street suits your appetite, go home, Lao Cheng is in charge of you! ”
"Huh? No way! Li Su was shocked and struggled hard.
"Along the way, accompany the old man to Li Tao's old horseman's house for a trip, the old thing stinks and shameless, back then, instead of grabbing merit with the old man, Li Jing led the army to garrison the moraine, the old man guarded Dingxiang, and restrained Jieli Khan from defeating the desert, Li Tao guarded the desert mouth, which forced more than 50,000 people of Jieli Khan to surrender, and let him occupy it in vain.
Li Su became more and more frightened, the two peerless generals had a dispute, and the fight would inevitably fly away, the sun and the moon would be gone, what happened to him as a child playing soy sauce caught in the middle?
Regardless of Li Su's jumping and struggling, Cheng Biting Jin easily carried Li Su out, as for the front hall of the Cheng family, the six little bullies and the little prince were already lying on the ground, like a bloody tragedy......
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It was already afternoon, the scorching sun was shining on the top of his head, Cheng Yanjin did not ride a horse, and walked frankly on Suzaku Street with Li Su's collar, the street was bustling and picturesque, and most importantly, there were many women.
The status of women in these years is still a little stronger than in the Song and Ming dynasties, there are not too many etiquette constraints, and rules such as staying at home are neither advocated nor opposed......
The smell of wine on Cheng Yanjin's body was already very strong, and he raised his hand to the street in a daze with the smell of alcohol.
"Just look, whose girl is pleasing to the eye, the old man sent someone to help you grab it, and the dowry came out for you, you just hold your aunt to do things and give birth to a baby......"
has a very bold tone, a style of inviting guests to a seafood feast, as if all the girls on the street were born to him.
Li Sutie blushed, stood aside and didn't dare to squeak, not only did he not squeak, but even quietly moved two steps sideways, keeping a distance from the old rascal.
"Marry your mother-in-law, you can't look at your looks......" Cheng Yanjin began to preach and teach: "The looks are false, and you can only know if you can have a baby by looking at your buttocks......"
A little jasper wearing a cloth dress and hairpin skirt passed by Cheng Yanjin unconsciously, and unfortunately Cheng Yanjin grabbed her shoulder, and under the stunned gaze of the girl and Li Su, the old rascal slapped the girl's ass in front of her.
Syllable!
"For example, this girl, you see, the butt is too dry and thin, it will not be easy to give birth to a baby in the future, even if she can give birth, she is a girl, she can't inherit the incense, it's useless! …… Come on, let's look at the next one. ”
Li Su and the girl looked at Cheng Biting Jin stupidly, and after a long time, the girl opened her mouth and burst into a scream like a landslide.
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