Chai Yuniang played the game of "throwing sandbags" with relish, and Li Zhongyi called softly: "Yuniang...... Jade Niang ...... "This princess didn't hear it.

Li Zhongyi sighed secretly: Noble as Chai Yuniang, he was fascinated by the small game of "throwing sandbags", alas, the amateur entertainment life of the ancients can only be described as barren.

Chai Yuniang played alone for a while, maybe because she had mastered her skills, so she pulled Li Zhongyi into the room.

Li Zhongyi's eyes rolled slightly, and he laughed at Chai Yuniang: "If you have a little color, it's more fun." ”

Chai Yuniang blinked her beautiful eyes, frowned, and asked Li Zhongyi: "Guan Pu?" ”

Li Zhongyi high-fived with a smile and said, "Tsk, Yu Niang is really smart, and Xiaosheng admires it so much." ”

"Bet on what?" Chai Yuniang's beautiful big eyes, shining, the surname Li is right, there is no color, and there are always shortcomings when playing.

Li Zhongyi smiled slightly and said, "Let's bet on melon seeds." He divided the pile of melon seeds on the table into two, and the pile of melon seeds in front of Chai Yuniang was slightly more.

Actually, Li Zhongyi wanted to say that if he lost a game, he would take off a piece of clothing, but he didn't have the guts.

"Melon seeds?" Chai Yuniang hesitated for a moment, looked at the pile of melon seeds in front of her, and finally nodded, "Okay." ”

Li Zhongyi is secretly funny, little silly girl, no matter how smart you are, this time, you have also entered my family!

The rules are set, four mahjong tiles, after throwing up the sandbag, miss a mahjong and lose twenty melon seeds. If the opponent successfully catches the full game, the win or loss will be doubled.

Chai Yuniang rushed to strike first, and Li Zhongyi held the tea cup in his hand. He looked at her with a smile. This little girl was so attentive that she didn't even look at him. Ahem, what a playful bad boy.

The first. Chai Yuniang threw sandbags, the output was too small, and as a result, she missed two mahjong tiles and lost forty melon seeds.

Li Zhongyi curled the corners of his mouth, watched coldly, Chai Yuniang counted out forty melon seeds very carefully, pushed them in front of Li Zhongyi, pouted and said, "Oh." I've got you. ”

Hey, you're upset? Li Zhongyi was secretly funny, with Chai Yuniang's net worth, let alone losing dozens of melon seeds, even if he lost hundreds of pure golden melon seeds, he didn't blink an eye.

Li Zhongyi didn't want Chai Yuniang to learn the essence of the game, so he deliberately followed her example, just gently threw the sandbag, and then grabbed mahjong with his hands and eyes. Then he caught the sandbag steadily.

Yes, Chai Yuniang lost another forty melon seeds, Li Zhongyi looked at her with a smile, the meaning was obvious. I am willing to gamble and lose, and count the melon seeds.

Chai Yuniang pursed her red lips, unwilling to do so. I didn't want to, but I counted the melon seeds there one by one.

Play a few hands down. The melon seeds in front of Chai Yuniang were all lost, and she beckoned to the little maid who supported the boat. "Dock, dock, take a lot of melon seeds."

Where will Li Zhongyi let the boat dock, he waved his hand and said, "What are you doing on the shore?" How much time is that? ”

"Then you say, what are you betting on?" Chai Yuniang made a small face and said with some negative anger, "I was in too much of a hurry to go out and didn't bring any money." ”

Li Zhongyi smiled evilly and said, "Isn't it just to have fun?" Let's do it, let's take the tea soup as a bet, lose a game, can't drink a cup, do you dare? ”

Chai Yuniang hesitated a little, Li Zhongyi deliberately provoked, and said with disdain: "Don't you dare to drink a small sip at a time?" ”

Li Zhongyi knew in his heart that Chai Yuniang must be worried, drinking Dora tea and changing clothes is very troublesome.

Therefore, Li Zhongyi adopted a tight and loose approach, deliberately saying that only a small sip would be enough.

It's still early, Li Zhongyi is not in a hurry at all, pick up girls, anxious guys, you want to eat hot tofu.

The two of you come and go, win and lose each other, and have a lot of fun.

The fly in the ointment is that Li Zhongyi is sipping tea soup while knocking melon seeds, which is very enviable.

Chai Yuniang endured it for a long time, but in the end she couldn't hold back, and grabbed a handful of melon seeds in front of Li Zhongyi, which was extremely sweet.

Li Zhongyi is secretly a little funny, isn't it just a little broken melon seed, it's really so sweet?

With Chai Yuniang's noble status, do you want to eat anything, it is estimated that she is in the princess's mansion, I'm afraid she is too lazy to knock melon seeds, right?

Li Zhongyi saw that Chai Yuniang was stumbling sweetly, he deliberately slowed down the speed of knocking melon seeds, and let Chai Yuniang snatch his melon seeds one after another.

There are too many melon seeds, and the tongue will be dry, what should I do? Ready-made tea soup is enough to quench your thirst!

Li Zhongyi noticed that Chai Yuniang began to drink tea, and he slowed down the frequency of winning and chatted with her with a smile.

As time passed, Chai Yuniang's noodles gradually turned red, and slowly, they became red.

Li Zhongyi pretended not to know, while comfortably knocking melon seeds, while happily playing a small game of "throwing sandbags".

Finally, Chai Yuniang couldn't help but shout: "Dock, dock quickly." ”

Li Zhongyi deliberately pretended to be stupid, and glared at her in surprise: "Have a good time, what shore do you rely on?" ”

"You...... I ......" Chai Yuniang's pretty face was purple and she stuttered a little, but she was embarrassed to tell the truth.

Li Zhongyi has already made up his mind, as long as he doesn't tell the truth, he will continue to play stupid all the time, to see who can consume whom?

Li Zhongyi, who is bad, deliberately told a joke, "There is an ugly girl who never gets married, hoping to be trafficked." One day her dream finally came true and she was kidnapped, the kidnappers thought she was ugly and sent her back, the woman resolutely did not get out of the car, the kidnappers gritted their teeth and stomped their feet and said, "I'll go!" I don't want the car!"

"Giggles......" Chai Yuniang laughed and trembled, out of breath, and subconsciously slapped the table.

Li Zhongyi sighed secretly, the laughter of the ancients was really low, just such a small joke, can you laugh like this?

Next, in order to attract Chai Yuniang's attention, Li Zhongyi told several small paragraphs one after another, which made Xiao Nizi very happy.

However, what should come is still coming after all, Chai Yuniang's face was red and purple, purple with green, and she shouted hurriedly: Dock, dock quickly. ”

Li Zhongyi was secretly a little proud, and he didn't dare to make it too obvious, so he immediately ordered the little maid who was holding the boat, "Come to the shore." ”

However, the boat was still at least a few tens of meters away from the shore. Chai Yuniang suddenly lowered her head shyly and begged Li Zhongyi in a low voice: "Brother Li." Turn your back and don't look back. ”

"What's wrong?" Li Zhongyi continued to play stupid. He just wanted to see Chai Yuniang's embarrassment, TNND, Chai Rong played him, and she was going to play Chai Rong's own sister to death.

"Turn around, dare to turn back, believe it or not, I killed you?" Chai Yuniang finally got anxious and began to go crazy.

Li Zhongyi didn't want to tease too hard and push too hard, so he immediately turned around seriously. Look into the distance.

Soon, a rapid and powerful sound of water came into Li Zhongyi's ears, and he tried his best to restrain the evil thought of wanting to turn back, pretending to be fine, and deliberately chanted the first words: "Dajiangdong goes to the waves, and the eternal people are ......."

Until Li Zhongyi changed another word, the sound of the water did not stop, and Li Zhongyi curled the corners of his mouth. With an evil smile, little Nizi, suffocated, right?

There was a faint smell in the air, and Li Zhongyi couldn't help but didn't dare to look back. He knew it in his heart. Even if Chai Yuniang is fierce against the sky, this kind of embarrassing thing will be completely exposed in front of the man's eyes. If there is no ambiguity, it will definitely disappear.

And that's not all. After Chai Yuniang was embarrassed and thrown to her grandmother's house, I am afraid that she will become alienated from him.

Other than that. Li Zhongyi deliberately arranged a small boat, and if Chai Yuniang wanted to solve the problem of the three urgency, she could not show her little fart from the outside of the boat, but could only squat in the cabin without a roof.

You can't turn back if you die!

After the boat docked, Li Zhongyi took the lead in jumping off the boat, and did not look back, only threw down a sentence, "You play slowly first, I still have some official business to do, and I will eat skewers in the Shuyue Pavilion at noon." ”

Li Zhongyi went around in a big circle and went to the little lady of Zhu'er. Ever since Li Zhongyi combed the cage for the little lady Zhu'er, he has been on her side for several nights in a row.

Men, the picture is fresh and bad, more or less, there is always a trace of it.

Li Zhongyi has always been a military rule of law, as long as he deliberately orders, his whereabouts, no one dares to talk nonsense.

Seeing that he came over to accompany her so early, the little lady of Zhu'er smiled very sweetly, and said softly: "Master, are you back?" ”

Li Zhongyi sent out that the little lady of Zhu'er was cheerful from the heart, and he couldn't help but feel ashamed in his heart, his own woman knew that he was not busy with official business at all, but holding back his bad and picking up girls at home.

The little lady of Zhu'er is too delicate, Li Zhongyi has been taking medicine for her for several days, and after checking it today, the wound has healed.

Maybe he was ashamed, Li Zhongyi gently asked for Zhu'er once, and he was not willing to toss her hard.

The first time it was too painful, the little lady Zhu'er was a little afraid, Li Zhongyi was not in a hurry, and let her taste it with pity, the wonderful taste of joy,

After bathing and changing clothes, Li Zhongyi reasoned about things, and left Zhu'er's boudoir and returned to Shuyue Pavilion.

The subordinates who had been instructed in advance put the prepared grill in the courtyard, and set up a large table full of fresh food such as lamb skewers, meat tendons, crispy bones, cucumbers, and eggplants.

Li Zhongyi lifted the hem of the green shirt and stuffed it into the belt casually, where is there still half a point to be the prime minister?

Chai Yuniang, who was sitting on the side, Xu thought it was funny, stared at him intently, and let out a weird chuckle from time to time in her small mouth.

Li Zhongyi pretended to concentrate on the barbecue, and didn't pay attention to Chai Yuniang, who was secretly snickering, but he had some small regrets in his heart.

Hehe, this little girl squatted down and shhhh

Li Zhongyi grilled skewers of food, put them on the oven, brushed the oil, turned over, turned them again, and brushed the dogwood powder, and worked hard for a while, and the first batch of meat skewers was quickly baked.

"For skewers, it's better to drink some wine." Li Zhongyi did not persuade Chai Yuniang to drink, but he also put forward the best advice.

Back then, Li Zhongyi's favorite was on a hot night, shirtless, sprinkled with sandals, ordered two cases of cold beer, and three or five friends and classmates, eating skewers while drinking bitterly, not to mention that he had to brag about it with the strength of wine.

The taste is more refreshing than going to the box of a big hotel to eat nine-headed abalone!

The liquor is Li Zhongyi's self-brewed "Craft Champion Red", a proper high-grade liquor, after the opening of the altar, the aroma of the wine is overflowing, and it makes people salivate.

When Li Zhongyi was the vice president before, he spent 365 days a year, almost 360 days outside, eating and drinking spicy food.

All kinds of delicacies from the mountains and seas, flying in the sky and swimming in the sea. Running in the wilderness, there is nothing good that he has not eaten.

Anyway, it's all reimbursed with public funds. Sometimes it's when he invites someone, more often than not. It was someone who invited him.

The Li family's wine cups are all small, and a cup of wine is about five yuan. At that time, it was mainly because Li Dahe had a very shallow amount of wine, and he was good at this sip, so he deliberately burned a small cup.

Now, Li Zhongyi wanted to trick Chai Yuniang into drinking a few more cups, which happened to come in handy.

Two people, eating skewers. While toasting each other, the atmosphere of this lunch is wonderful!

Li Zhongyi was holding back in his heart, and actually pretended to persuade Chai Yuniang, "This is craft wine, the entrance is not spicy, but the stamina is enough, drink less." If I'm drunk, I don't dare to go home with a drunken cat. ”

"You know what? This wine. I can drink three catties in one meal. Chai Yuniang obviously showed signs of dizziness, but she held on and refused to listen to persuasion.

"Don't mind, you've drunk too much. I don't dare to drink it anymore. Li Zhongyi expected. In the past, no one dared to pour wine to pour Chai Yuniang, he held back his badness and deliberately said the opposite.

"You actually look down on me?" Chai Yuniang's face was flushed. It was like a big apple with ripe greens, which made Li Zhongyi want to pounce on it and take a few bites.

Li Zhongyi hurriedly waved his hand again and again. He changed his words and said, "Come, let's go." Let's both have a drink today. "A forced.

The two of them, pushing the cup and changing the lamp, drank very comfortably, and the small half jar of craft wine was wiped out into the stomach.

Chai Yuniang did drink too much, and even began to talk nonsense, "The surname is Fan, you also want to marry me......"

Li Zhongyi is an old wine worm, as soon as he looks at Chai Yuniang, he knows that she actually drinks a lot of wine, maybe a little smoky, but she really drinks too much.

Can't startle the snake, Li Zhongyi quietly called the maid, and whispered: "Rest on the hot kang sent to the west wing, serve carefully, don't blow a cool breeze after drinking, so as not to hurt your stomach......"

After the two maids held Chai Yuniang's tender arms and left their sight, Li Zhongyi ordered someone to bring a special chaise longue, put his clothes crooked on top, and began to read the official documents.

Since returning to Beijing, the number of maids and maids around Li Zhongyi has increased a lot, and she has married a martial arts girl.

Just now, the two maids who took Chai Yuniang back to the house to rest were two of them.

Li Zhongyi read a few official documents and approved them, and at this time, one of the maids walked up to him lightly and whispered, "Master, the princess is not drunk." ”

Li Zhongyi nodded, the amount of alcohol that Zhi Saihua and the people around her drank was all excellent. The girl in the northwest, affected by the climate, has a bold personality, and is a good drinker, and there must be a maid with its master.

Based on Li Zhongyi's experience of picking up girls, Chai Yuniang pretended to be drunk just now, obviously wanting to test whether he was a despicable disciple?

A woman, unless she is a breed that exchanges her body for money, under normal circumstances, even if she likes you again, it is impossible for her to take the initiative to dedicate herself.

Li Zhongyi didn't touch Chai Yuniang's body at all, he clearly wanted to tell her that he was actually a very serious man!

If you want to catch and indulge, it is actually a compulsory course that every man who chases big beauties should fully master.

You must know that people who are too eager to ride a beautiful woman can easily startle the snake, but let the beautiful woman avoid you from a distance.

Zhang Ailing once famously said, roughly speaking, through the Yongdao, is the shortest distance to enter a woman's heart.

But the problem, if a woman doesn't have you in her heart, just trying to strip her naked, it will be difficult to go to the sky, let alone enter the road?

If a woman loves you, she will let you take advantage of the void and occupy her channel, otherwise, it will not work!

After Chai Yuniang drank the sobering soup, she rested on the couch for a while, and then called her to get up.

In the courtyard outside the house, Li Zhongyi was reviewing the official documents of Kaifeng Mansion, and Liu Jinshan was not at home in the morning, so he sent someone to send someone early to deliver the official documents that needed to be decided by the governor.

Li Zhongyi has a set of tricks for reviewing official documents, and the official documents that need to be allocated must be carefully read. It's just a report of safety, or an official document that slaps on the back, he is all at a glance and ten lines, and he is too lazy to bother.

After Li Zhongyi finished the official business at hand, he couldn't help but let out a long breath, stretched his waist greatly, and called out: "Tea." ”

At this time, a small crystal pink hand, holding a tea cup, was exposed in front of Li Zhongyi.

The maids and maids around Li Zhongyi, no one has such amazing tender hands, he figured it out in the blink of an eye, Chai Yuniang actually served tea for him with his own hands?

"Nourishing ......" Li Zhongyi pretended not to care, and took the teacup, like a cow about to die of thirst. Drink the tea soup in one go, "Another one." ”

Li Zhongyi leaned back into the chaise longue again. I picked up a book and began to read with relish.

That's when it happened. Li Zhongyi suddenly heard a rapid exhalation, his heart couldn't help but tighten, Xiao Nizi treated him as a subordinate, didn't he want to be mad?

However, Li Zhongyi waited for a long time, and instead of waiting for the angry punishment, he waited for the next cup of tea.

Li Zhongyi took a sip of tea, deliberately frowned, and scolded: "Why is it so hot? ”

"You ......" Chai Yuniang couldn't bear it. Finally reprimanded, "Look up, who am I?" ”

Li Zhongyi pretended to be surprised, and looked up suddenly, but saw Chai Yuniang, who had a thin anger on her face, staring at him deadly.

"Oh, why are you?" Li Zhongyi suddenly turned his face blank and sharply reprimanded the nearest maid who was waiting beside him, "What kind of system." Dare to let Yu Niang serve tea, so bold. Come on, drag it down, eighty rods! ”

When Li Zhongyi commanded. deliberately avoided Chai Yuniang's sight, and winked at a maid who was waiting closely.

That maid was able to serve by Li Zhongyi's side, and she was originally a clever person covered with news. She immediately rushed out of the crowd and grabbed the frightened sister. Dragged very hard to the back of the house.

"Hey, hey. I don't blame her, I don't blame her, I really don't blame her, I volunteered. Chai Yuniang was originally a little angry with Li Zhongyi, and called her as a girl, but unexpectedly, Li Zhongyi's anger was ten times greater than her, and she hurriedly came out to ease her cheeks.

"Hmph, if it weren't for Yu Niang's intercession for you, I wouldn't have spared it." Li Zhongyi put on an angry posture, pretending to be angry, and ordered sharply, "Throw the useless things into the pigsty." ”

Li Zhongyi has always been a person who cherishes beauty and loves beautiful women, and often likes to joke. The servants and maids around him, as long as they keep the rules, in fact, the difference in identity between the master and the servant is not big.

Now, Li Zhongyi suddenly went crazy, and the maids, except for the one who got the hint, the rest of them were frightened.

Hehe, Li Zhongyi peeked at him and saw that Chai Yuniang was standing in place stupidly, very overwhelmed with a stupid girl.

Hmm, that's what you want, Li Zhongyi deliberately squeezed out a smile, looked at Chai Yuniang, and said lightly: "I won't leave you for dinner when I'm on official business." ”

Come on, this is a clear eviction order, no matter how thick-skinned Chai Yuniang is, she will definitely be embarrassed and continue to stay in the Li Mansion.

Although Li Zhongyi was very "angry", he still did enough courtesies and politely sent Chai Yuniang out of the door.

When Chai Yuniang boarded the car, she turned her head and looked at Li Zhongyi, so she couldn't die, Li Zhongyi happened to turn around, leaving her with a dashing back.

On the way back to Shuyue Pavilion, Li Zhongyi's eyes were full of smiles, he had listened to beautiful love songs, the clown's boat boo, the delicious skewers, the heroism of Linzhou's poetry, coupled with the disguise of a righteous gentleman, he acted well today!

All these wonderful things come together, hehe, Yu Niang, this old wolf can bear to not come to me for a few days?

That's right, Li Zhongyi deliberately pretended to be crazy in the end, and sent Chai Yuniang out of the house, just to leave her with one, with endless aftertaste, reverie, but with a little regret.

The incomplete things are the most contagious and touching to people's hearts. Life is too good, in fact, it is easy to give people a sense of unreality.

In fact, with Li Zhongyi's means of picking up girls, it is not completely impossible to take the opportunity to ride Chai Yuniang today.

In this matter, the difficulty is that if Li Zhongyi did not conquer Chai Yuniang psychologically. In case, she had the idea of monopolizing Tan Lang and used the power of the emperor to drive away all his women, and the matter would be a big deal!

For the sake of a big tree, giving up the entire forest, Li Zhongyi has no way to do this kind of loss-making business!

Slow work can produce fine work, Li Zhongyi is not in a hurry at all, anyway, Chai Rong will not die for a day, he will pretend to be good for a day!

hooked up with the princess, and he could hide it from others, but he couldn't hide it from Tang Shuyi's eyes.

Tang Shuyi has been in charge of the family for so many years, and with the support and connivance of Li Zhongyi, her henchmen are almost all over the county mansion.

One Zhao Xueniang is enough to worry Tang Shuyi, and another Tianhuang noble, Her Royal Highness the princess of the golden branches and jade leaves, must not be worried to death?

However, Tang Shuyi also knew very well in her heart that the serious hostess of the county mansion could never be her concubine who was born as a slave.

At least, when Li Dahe was still alive, there was no such possibility at all.

With his eldest son by his side, he has been in charge of the family for many years, and Li Zhongyi attaches great importance to and favors him, although Tang Shuyi is a little worried, he is also completely different from the inexplicable anxiety at the beginning.

At night, after Tang Shuyi waited for Li Zhongyi to bathe and change clothes, he suddenly showed amazing explosiveness between the beds.

No matter how Li Zhongyi tossed, Tang Shuyi could not only bear it, but also deliberately screamed loudly without shame.

The thoughts of the people next to the pillow, how could Li Zhongyi not know? The future is still very long, and there is a lot of time to deal with the affairs of the son and the problems of women.

Home and everything is prosperous, easier said than done, but difficult is how men think and how to balance various contradictions.

When the water is clear, there are no fish, and when people are observed, there are no fugitives, and it is rare to be confused!

For the head of the family, you can't know about housework, but you can't talk about it all. When it's time to pretend to be confused, you must decisively pretend to be stupid, smart people can't do it!

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