Chapter 242: I am the Imperial History of the Two Zhejiang Patrols (4,000 words two-in-one chapter!) )
It was very windy on deck.
Jia Wuyun stood on the bow of the boat, and most of the wine on his body was blown away.
Although the assassination of Xu Huaiyuan by the two White Lotus Sectists failed, he took advantage of this opportunity to tie up Yu Lingxue and really made money.
Gao Gongzi should be overjoyed if he knew that he brought Yuling Xue back to Nanjing, right?
As soon as he thought that what awaited him back in Nanjing was a box full of gold and silver rewards, Jia Wuyun was about to faint with happiness.
"Third Master Jia, the boat behind was thrown off by us."
The woman with a face like a skeleton hugged her fists at Jia Wuyun and said respectfully.
"Yes." Jia Wuyun replied lightly and said lightly: "That little girl can eat?" ”
"If you go back to the third master, she will eat all the food sent to her by her subordinates."
Jia Wuyun turned around and took two steps forward, pinched the woman's chin with one hand, and said with a smile: "Very good, as long as we bring her back to Nanjing smoothly, there will be countless gold and silver rewards." ”
A hint of panic flashed in the woman's eyes.
She forced herself to squeeze out a smile, and leaned towards Jia Wuyun's shoulder.
"Third master, you promised your subordinates that you would marry me when you arrived in Nanjing."
Jia Wuyun sandwiched the fat between his cheeks, and let out a playful sigh.
Then he leaned forward and pressed the woman, and kissed her unscrupulously.
"Woo ......"
The woman was a little confused for a moment, but felt that her body was as soft as cotton, and she did not obey the call at all.
Jia Wuyun kissed it again and felt that it was not enjoyable enough, so he simply picked up the woman by the waist and walked quickly to the second-floor cabin.
"Three...... Third master, subordinate ......"
"You don't have to worry about anything, let someone serve you well tonight!"
Jia Wuyun laughed lewdly, and walked to the wooden bed in the cabin in three steps and two steps.
The men in the cabin all walked out with amusement and went to the deck to blow the wind. Now there are only two people in the cabin, Jia Wuyun and the woman.
"Qi Niang, I said it. I said I would marry you. You and I are destined to be husband and wife, so why care about all that red tape? Will you give me your body tonight? ”
As he spoke, Jia Wuyun had already taken off his robe and reached out to pull the mantle on the woman's body.
Seeing that she was about to be stripped naked by Jia Wuyun, the woman was shocked, and hurriedly said: "Third master, not today, really not today......"
She held her hands on her chest desperately, and Jia Wuyun couldn't take off her dirty clothes no matter what.
"Huh, no? Is there anything that my Jia Sanye thinks is still okay? Hu Qiniang, don't be embarrassed. If you really mess with Lao Tzu, I will throw you into the river to feed the fish! ”
Hu Qiniang's body trembled subconsciously, and her face became as white as paper.
She knew that Jia Wuyun was by no means casual about this. Don't look at his kind face, he is like a rich member, but among the hall masters of the White Lotus Sect, he is the most ruthless.
"Third master, my subordinates really didn't mean to find the third master happy. My subordinates came to menstrual affairs today......"
In the end, Hu Qiniang's voice was already faint, and she subconsciously lowered her head.
At that moment, all the coldness of her appearance was gone, and all that remained was the coquettishness of a little woman.
"Hmph, that's bad luck!"
As soon as he heard that Hu Qiniang was coming, Jia Wuyun suddenly lost interest, he flicked his sleeves and turned around, and casually picked up a pot of wine from the table and poured it.
"Third master, don't drink it, you drank so much today, and it hurts your body if you drink it again."
Hu Qiniang hurriedly got up to persuade her, but was pushed away by Jia Wuyan: "Don't fuck Lao Tzu!" When Lao Tzu arrived in Nanjing, he went to the Qinhuai River to wrap a painting boat and play with him for three days and three nights. ”
Hu Qiniang was stunned, biting her lip tightly and not knowing what to say.
At this moment, a naked sturdy man stumbled into the cabin, hugged his fists at Jia Wuyun and said, "Third master, it's not good." The officials at the front checkpoint couldn't open the water gate and told us to dock and disembark. ”
Hearing this, Jia Wuyun raised his eyebrows and said, "Are they blind, and the driver of the salt patrol imperial history dares to stop them?" ”
"Third master, this subordinate can't say it well. But if they close the water gate, we will definitely not be able to get through. ”
Jia Wuyun couldn't help but be furious: "I think they are deliberately trying to get along with me and someone." I'll go meet them for a while. ”
After that, Jia Wuyun changed into his official robe under Hu Qiniang's waiting, and strode to the deck.
At this time, the ship had docked and stopped.
Jia Wuyun stood at the bow of the ship but did not go ashore, and a group of inspection officers and soldiers stood on the shore, and the scene was extremely tense.
At this moment, an official with a short figure walked to the shore and arched his hand at Jia Wuyan: "Dare to ask what this adult is called?" ”
Looking at the complement on his official robe, Jia Wuyun knew that this person was just a nine-rank inspector, and the fear in his heart suddenly dissipated.
He deliberately raised his tone, and said extremely arrogantly: "This official is the new Yan Lin of the two Zhejiang Salt Inspectors, and he has accepted the imperial court order to go to Zhejiang Province to take up his post. You are so bold that you dare to stop the ship of this imperial history! ”
The Jiupin Inspector was a middle-aged fat man in his forties, his eyes kept rolling when he was talking to Jia Wuyun, and when he saw Jia Wuyun scolding, his neck immediately shrank and said: "Xia Guan has no intention of offending Yan Yushi's tiger power, but Xia Guan's duty is to search the ships passing along the river." And the Jiang bandits have been frequent recently, please forgive Yan Yushi. ”
Jia Wuyun was angry and scared in his heart.
It turned out that this ship was a merchant ship that trafficked silk cloth, and the owner of the ship took the initiative to ask Yu Shi Yanlin to take it in order to avoid the usual bad rules along the way, and served him with delicious food and drink. When the merchant ship docked near Futaba Village for supplies, Jia Wuyun and his party saw the opportunity to abandon the carriage and take a river boat instead.
Seeing Jia Wuyun's generous move, the owner of the boat readily agreed to their request to take the boat, but he didn't know that it was to lure the wolf into the house.
After Jia Wuyun and his party boarded the ship, they implemented the plan to seize the ship that night, tying all the people on the boat and throwing them into the river, and the unlucky salt patrol Shi Yanlin was naturally no exception.
Now that Yan Lin has been thrown into the river and buried in the belly of the fish, all his retinue have also gone to see the king of Hades, leaving only some official robes and letters. If they really want to get off the ship and let these patrol officers and soldiers search, they will definitely find flaws.
A small Jiupin inspection dared to stop the ship of the Imperial Salt Imperial History of the Metropolitan Inspection Academy, this is also too unusual, right?
Could it be that they have already discovered something, so they will put down the water gate and block their way?
Jia Wuyun didn't dare to get off the boat even more when he thought about it like this, he waved his sleeves and said unhappily: "This official has the approval of the official department, and the deadline is for this official to arrive in Hangzhou at the end of June." If you miss the deadline, are you responsible? ”
The inspector was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Shangguan, don't worry, we are just a routine search, and it won't take much time." Besides, Shangguan went down the river and could reach Nanjing in a few days. When I get to Nanjing, I will change ships to Hangzhou, but it will be too late. ”
Jia Wuyun secretly complained in his heart, but Shuimen had already put down their boat and it was impossible to break out, so they could only get off the boat first and then make plans.
Maybe these people are really just doing routine check-ups?
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That little girl is a nuisance, though......
Jia Wuyun glanced at Hu Qiniang, and she immediately turned around and went to the cabin.
"Yan Yushi, look at ......"
The inspector said in a humble tone: "I only need your noble person to move for a moment." ”
"Well, since you are also routine, this official will not embarrass you. Come, wait for the officer to disembark! ”
As soon as Jia Wuyan's words fell, the two men set up the shipboard. Jia Wuyun walked with his hands behind his back, and walked to the shore with his plank in all directions.
The inspector bowed his body even more to the side. He sighed in his heart, and said in his heart that this official frame full of Yan Yushi, how could the official authority of a body be an impostor, and Lord Fuzun was too careful.
However, since Governor Li sent a letter asking him to close the water gate and intercept the boatman, he did so.
Anyway, even if Yan Yushi was angry and blamed him, there was Governor Li who was on top of it. If the gods fight, let them go.
How did he know that this official and powerful imperial history was really an impostor, and the real Yan imperial history had sunk to the bottom of the river and died in the belly of the fish.
In a short period of time, Jia Wuyun also walked in a cold sweat.
He has been around Gao Sheng, the eunuch Yizi, for a long time, and he is very familiar with the walking posture of the officials, so he imitates it vividly. But no matter how you say it, he is not an official, for fear that the inspector will see the flaws.
Fortunately, at the moment, his performance is perfect, and there are no mistakes.
The people on the boat stepped on the board one after another and jumped onto the shore, and it was Hu Qiniang who walked last.
Her gauze robe fluttered under the blowing of the river breeze, and the sultry inspector's heart rippled.
He said in his heart that this should be Yan Yushi's fan, right? This beauty has a beautiful face, a plump figure, and a ...... feel when she plays
Tsk, Yan Yushi will really enjoy it.
From Jiangling to Nanjing, take a boat down the river all the way, drink freely day and night, sing every night, it is really a fairy-like day.
His eyes were staring at Hu Qiniang's chest, but he didn't notice that Hu Qiniang gave a look at "Yan Yushi".
It was this subtle action that made Jia Wuyun feel relieved.
"Xiaguan will order someone to conduct a routine search, please wait for a while."
With that, he waved his hand at the soldiers, and the officers and men stepped over the board and jumped onto the boat, and walked quickly towards the cabin.
Flat-bottomed sand boats like this are the most common cargo ships on the Yangtze River, and there is nothing unusual about them.
The inspector also knew that some related ship owners would take the initiative to piggyback on an official, so as to avoid the usual bad rules.
He didn't say anything about this, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, and he maintained a professional smile.
Jia Wuyun waited quietly with his hands behind his back. Hu Qiniang is still relieved to do things.
What can these stupid guys find out?
As he expected, after a stick of incense, these officers and men returned to the deck and told the inspector that they had found nothing unusual.
The inspector immediately turned around and smiled at Jia Wuyun: "I've kept you waiting." Xiaguan will open the water gate and let him go! ”
Jia Wuyun nodded, and was about to step on the board to get on the boat.
At this moment, there was a thumping sound.
The sound was so low that it would not be heard unless you listened carefully.
The inspector sighed, "Is there anyone else in the cabin?" ”
Jia Wuyun's heart sank, for fear that the inspector would see the flaw.
"Hmph, haven't they already searched for it?"
"This ......"
The inspector hesitated and said, "Maybe they didn't search carefully?" Or you wait......"
Syllable!
Jia Wuyun slapped the inspector in the face, and scolded sharply: "If you give a shameless thing, this official must join you!" ”
The inspector only felt a hot pain on his cheeks, thinking that it would be difficult for him to have prestige in front of his subordinates in the future if he was humiliated like this, and he was even more jealous of Jia Wuyun.
He stiffened his neck and said: "The lower official is just following Li Fuzun's orders, if Yan Yushi feels that the lower official is doing something inappropriate, he can wait for Li Fuzun to come and ask for an explanation." ”
"You!"
Jia Wuyin saw that the inspector had moved out of Governor Li's mansion, and knew that this matter could not be good, so he glanced at Hu Qiniang.
In the midst of the lightning, a group of 'entourage' drew their knives and jumped onto the boat.
Before those officers and soldiers could react, Jia Wuyun's men swung their knives and wiped them around their necks.
These patrol officers and soldiers fell to the ground like soft noodles, and they didn't even let out a muffled snort.
The inspector was directly stunned, his mouth was as wide as a goose egg, and his eyes revealed infinite horror.
Hu Qiniang's sword was already attached to his neck, as long as Jia Wuyan gave an order, he could make his blood splash on the spot.
"Hand over the key to open the water gate, and I can spare your life."
Jia Wuyun's eyes narrowed into a slit and said coldly.
"To live or to die, you decide for yourself."
The inspector fell to his knees with a thud, kowtowed like garlic and said, "Lord Yan, the lower official really has no intention of offending." Why do you bother to kill someone? This, if this is known by the imperial court......"
Jia Wuyun was stunned for a moment, and then almost laughed.
This inspector still thinks that he is the imperial history of the Liangzhejiang Patrol Salt? Such a fool, I really don't know how he died.
"Hand over the key, and I can spare your life. Otherwise, they're your end. ”
Jia Wuyun glanced at Hu Qiniang, Hu Qiniang nodded, and the sword pressed lightly on the inspector's neck.
The biting chill made the inspector feel so excited that he almost collapsed to the ground.
"The key is hanging around the waist of the lower official, so Lord Yan can take it."
There was already a cry in his voice, and his legs were shaking like chaff.
Jia Wuyun sneered, stretched out his right hand and reached out to the inspector's waist.
He felt the key and tugged at it roughly, nearly tearing off the inspector's belt.
"You'd better not fool me, or you'll ......"
"The lower officials don't dare, the lower officials don't dare to ......"
Jia Wuyun immediately ordered a few people to take the keys and go to open the water gate.
But they hadn't used it after all, and they hadn't opened the water gate for a while.
Jia Wuyun was a little anxious. He also learned from the inspector that it was the Jingzhou prefect who ordered the inspector to lower the water gate and search, so the people of Jingzhou Mansion must be on the way to catch up.
If they wait until these people catch up, they probably won't be able to leave.
"You, go open the water gate yourself!"
Jia Wuyun took out a dagger and put it against the inspector's chest, and said viciously: "If you dare to play tricks on me, I will dig out your heart and cut it to make snacks to eat!" ”
"Ahh
When he heard that he was going to be cut open and his heart was gouged, the inspector howled and cried, but it was a handful of snot and tears.
Jia Wuyun only felt disgusted, and used a little force in his hand, and when the dagger landed, he cut a bloody wound on the inspector's chest.
The inspector felt a pain in his chest and looked down, and when he saw a bloody cut, he rolled his eyes and fainted.
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