After reading the book, the address of [Wanbenshen Station]: Avoid the pain of chasing books!

After running along the road for two minutes before stopping, Li Dongsheng hated why he had thrown himself into the net today, and he rushed in without asking, and finally escaped, so let's go shopping.

He opened the fan with a "brush", one hand behind his back, one hand on the fan, swaggering on the road, looking at the envious eyes of passers-by. The little fat man can't help but float a little, but there are also regrets, the pretending to be incomplete, now there is still one less sunglasses, and one less dog, especially the lack of a little dog leg that can cater to himself and can especially carry the pot and understand his own thoughts, but this kind of person is also a scarce talent, find it slowly.

Just when he was proud, an inappropriate word came from the corner: "Childe, you see that fat man doesn't look like a good person, let's get out of the way." ”

The little fat man was furious, how could my brother not look like a good person if he fanned him on the road, even if his brother just wanted to find a dog's leg, but he didn't have time to do anything angry and resentful, who slandered my brother so much. When he looked at the place where the voice came from, he saw where the two 12 or 3-year-old dwarfs were looking at him, and another sentence floated in: "It's not good, that fat man is looking at us, son, let's go quickly." ”

Li Dongsheng hurried to catch up with the two of them, stopped them, and said, "Don't go, make it clear, how can I be a bad person?" How can you tarnish people's innocence out of thin air? After saying that, he looked at the two people seriously, and was stunned. I saw two people with a purple head, and one person was dressed in snow-white satin. A yellow silk long tassel is tied around the waist, tied with a piece of mutton fat white jade, eyebrows are long into the sideburns, slender and gentle eyes, a beautiful nose bridge, and fair skin. A pair of beautiful eyes do not contain any impurities, clear but bottomless, cleverly highlighting a noble son. The little fat man sighed in his heart: There is really such a handsome person... , It's a little younger, and the one next to him is estimated to be his scholar, and he is also a handsome child, looking at Li Dongsheng blocking their way, the two of them looked very nervous, and their hands were tightly clasped together.

The little scholar looked at his son-in-law, plucked up the courage to raise his head and said, "Why don't we talk about you, the fat man is not you." ”

Li Dongsheng saw that these two people were shaking like quails, and plucked up the courage to refute himself. I also thought it was funny, so I wanted to tease them: "Oh, since it wasn't me, why did you run away when you saw me coming?" It shows that your hearts are weak. I say I'm a bad person, can you give an example of what bad things I've done? Can't say it. It's you who slander me, according to the law of the Tang Dynasty, I should be taken to the county government to go to the cane fifty, and it just so happens that I am going to the county government to visit Zhou County, the two sons, please. ”

"Huh?" The two of them have never seen much of the world, and they were frightened by the little fat man's nonsense, and the little fat man saw the panicked appearance of the two, and when he got closer, he smelled a faint fragrance, and he also saw it at this time. This is clearly two little girls dressed as men and secretly ran out to play.

After seeing the real life of the two women, he found that there was no family to protect him. The little fat man's interest was even greater. It's the first time I've seen girls from really big families in this era, it's so rare, and I'm determined to tease them well.

The two little girls were about 1.5 meters tall, and the fat man approached condescendingly and whispered: "You guys are miserable today, if you have to provoke me to clean the street tiger, let you know what the real bad guys are, I am very familiar with Zhou Xianling, I heard that playing a board in the lobby is to take off your pants." Oh, hahahahahaha" In order to scare them, he deliberately learned Stephen Chow's classic laughter, and with a distorted expression, it really scared the two ladies enough.

The little scholar cried, "What do you want, we just said casually." ”

The one in the shape of the little boy was still calm, and said, "Don't mess around, my father won't let you go if he knows." ”

Li Dongsheng was possessed by the actor at this time, "Didn't you say that I was a bad person, wouldn't I be sorry for you if I didn't do a bad thing, hahaha." ”

The little scholar sobbed and said, "Don't come here, we'll call someone if you come over again." ”

"You shout, you scream and you cut your throat, and no one will come to your aid. Hahaha" After saying this, the little fat man was refreshed, and he was trained by the dean and teacher like the third grandson today, and he was immediately in a good mood, such a classic line in the movie was actually said by his brother on the street, feudal imperialism is really good.

The little boy and the little scholar burst into tears: "We were wrong, we shouldn't have said you." I'm sorry. ”

Seeing the two little girls who were scared by themselves and crying pear blossoms with rain, especially which little boy, it was really touching, lovely, and the little fat man was embarrassed, and they were two elementary school children in the next generation, and it was okay to joke, but it was not good to scare people into crying.

Someone on the side of the road had already cast a suspicious look here, and the little fat man had no choice, the scene was a little embarrassing, so he had to put away his distorted face and said, "Okay, okay, don't cry, I just want to joke with you." ”

The little scholar said, "If you are so joking, you have to take off your pants and hit the board." The little boy also said: "You are a bad person, you just want to bully us." ”

He sobbed and said, "You wait for me, my father will definitely not let you go if he knows." After the two of them finished speaking, they turned around and left, for fear that the little fat man would chase after him again, which little boy walked a few steps and turned around and waved his fist at him, indicating that he would definitely want him to look good in the future.

Li Dongsheng was not easy to chase, looking at the contemptuous eyes of the people around him, he had to put away the fan and said with a wry smile: "I'll just joke with them." Hehe, "Get out of here."

The more I thought about it on the road, the more wrong it became, my brother was slandered by them, it was they who first said that I was like a bad person, how did I get it in the end It seems that I was wrong. I still feel a little guilty, but that little boy is so beautiful, he is so beautiful in men and women's clothes, it would be okay if he changed to women's clothes. It would be nice to be a Lori.,Hehehehe.。 Thinking of the indescribable, he let out another lewd laugh. The passers-by on the street who watched the chrysanthemum tightened, and walked a few steps away from this pervert.

After being obscene for a while, Li Dongsheng suddenly remembered an important question, I don't know what that little boy is called, oh no, what is the name of the little Lori, which one it is, alas, I patronized and flirted, and I forgot to ask the most critical thing, and if I failed, it would be difficult to see each other in the future. "Bang" patted his head, and continued to walk to the county office in annoyance, life still has to go on.

The county government is at the end of the street, the whole government office sits in the north and faces south, it is an axisymmetric layout, the north-south axis is more than 200 meters long, the east and west are more than 100 meters wide, the front is facing the back and sleeping, there are two officials standing in the shade under the eaves of the gate, and there is no spirit in the lazy. Seeing Li Dongsheng coming, he greeted him very warmly: "Is Li Gongzi here to see the county lord?" ”

(End of chapter)

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