Chapter 11: Otherworldly Storytelling

Rong Meiren smiled and looked at her condescendingly.

Dongfang Wu saw that everyone was looking over, and saluted with fists on three sides, before he said loudly: "The wine color can mislead the country, and the origin of beauty is loyal and good." The country was lost due to greed, and the Beacon Fire Theater Society died. ”

As soon as this sentence came out, the audience shouted: "Okay! ”

I saw Dongfang Wu Xingmu shoot again, the words were sonorous, "It is said that during the Great Song Dynasty, there were two Wu brothers, the elder brother Wu Da, and the younger brother Wu Song, who was born to a mother, Wu Song was eight feet long, dignified, up and down his body, with thousands of catties of strength, and he once beat a tiger to death with his bare hands. ”

"Yo•••••••" The audience booed.

Dongfang Wuying raised his eyebrows, and then said: "However, his brother Wuda, who is less than five feet tall, is born with a hideous face and a simple mind. ”

Dongfang Wu glanced around, and saw that the tea guests sitting there seemed to be interested, she was smiling lightly, and then said: "There is a big family in Qinghe County, and there is a maid girl, whose nickname is Pan Jinlian, who is more than twenty years old and quite colorful. Just because the big man wanted to pester her, the maid went to sue her master's wife, intending to refuse. Unexpectedly, the head of the big family hated it in his heart, and he lost two pieces of silver, and he didn't want a penny from Wuda, and married his maid to him in vain. ”

"Since Wu Da married that woman, there are a few treacherous prodigal children in the county who came to his house to be annoyed, because this woman saw that Wu Da was short in stature, obscene in character, and did not understand romance, and this woman was so good, and she loved to steal men for the head. There is a poem as proof:

Jin Lian's appearance is even more remarkable, smiling and frowning at Chunshan's eight-character eyebrows. If you meet a romantic child, wait for the idle clouds and rain to steal the period. ¬¬”

Throughout the ages, in the impression of Dongfang Wu, people like gossip and listen to lace news, and it is right to start with this story.

Sure enough, as Dongfang Wu painted the story down, the people in the hall couldn't help but cheer, and even the people passing by outside the house were curious, and they couldn't extricate themselves when they entered the door to take a peek.

After a while, passers-by seeped in like a trickle, and the hall was full for a while, even the second floor was full, and the busiest at this time was the shopkeeper and Xiao Er, sweating like rain but with a happy face.

Rong Meiren sat alone in the private room, with a smile on her face, his world view was once again refreshed by this woman, thinking that she was a woman, she was not blushing and panting, and told other people's romances and charms, she was really different from other boudoir women, it was shocking!

only listened to the startled wood beat, Rong Meiren instantly came back to her senses, and a poem came out on the lips of the Oriental turnip on the stage, "Wu Song's appearance is very gentle, and my sister-in-law's silver heart is unacceptable." When you return to live at home, you will have to be in the same cloud and rain. ”

Rong Meiren's eyes only left the figure on the stage, it seemed that the world was quiet, but always when the startling sound sounded, she came back to her senses slightly, and heard the poem she chanted:

"As far as the harvest is exhausted, what is the abundance? There are poor people in Chang'an, and there should not be many in Jarry. ”

"The rain is unsuccessful, and who believes in the spear in his heart. Sheng moved Wu Er away, and his flesh and blood turned over the order to take revenge. ”

"Simon's prodigal son is rampant, and he dies as a kung fu drama girl. Kill the old mother of the tea king, and teach the witch to be the king. ”

Happy times are always short-lived, and the day has passed in the blink of an eye.

When it was, in a trance, Rong Meiren heard the people on the stage: "Before the mother-in-law went out of the door, she tied the lock to the door, and said that the Ximen official frequently poured wine to persuade the woman when he was in the room, but he brushed his sleeves on the table, so coincidentally, he brushed the pair of chopsticks to the ground, so that he would not die, and the chopsticks fell at the woman's feet, so the Ximen officials hurriedly squatted down to pick them up, and saw the woman's pointed little feet, which were beside the chopsticks, but the Ximen officials did not pick up the chopsticks, and a pair of lewd hands touched the woman's embroidered shoes."

With a "snap", Dongfang Wuxing Mu patted it, and said loudly: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition!" Thank you for your support, please have a money field, and those who don't have money go through the motions, Dongfang Wu is here to thank everyone! ”

After that, Dongfang Wu smiled, hugged his fists on each of the three sides, and motioned for Xiao Er to palm the plate to collect the reward.

"Sir, go on, and then what?" The audience was humane.

"Yes, sir, I would like to give a reward of five taels, please continue to speak!" Another humane.

Dongfang Wu stood on the stage, smiling but not answering.

"I'm willing to give ten taels ••••••"

"My son is willing to pay a hundred taels of silver, can you continue?" Upstairs, a fan of brocade clothes said.

Dongfang Wu smiled on his face, but he despised him in his heart, in the cold weather, you still fanned it, obviously pretending to be chic.

The audience shouted louder than one, Dongfang Wu saw that the situation was good, and pretended to be helpless: "Everyone, since your enthusiasm is so high, then make an exception in the next one, if the reward is more than one thousand taels today, I will say one more paragraph below, how about it?" ”

"Okay, this son will give two hundred taels" Everyone in the audience immediately became emotional.

"Our young lady is out of a hundred taels"

"I'll give fifty taels"

The voices in the hall came and went.

Xiao Er held the palm plate, upstairs and downstairs all the way to the table, watching the silver on the plate gradually pile into a hill, with an excited face.

Dongfang Wu always stood on the stage generously, Rong Meiren instructed the attendants, and after a while, a cup of hot tea was placed on the case in front of Dongfang Wu, Dongfang Wu raised his eyes and glanced at Rong Meiren, hooked his lips and smiled.

It was unintentional, but it made several young ladies in the audience blush and their hearts beat.

Xiao Er, who was in charge, received a round of rewards, and the shopkeeper quickly finished counting, and his excited voice trembled, "Two thousand six hundred taels!" ”

Hearing this, I don't know whose girl was pleasantly surprised: "Great, Miss, we can continue to listen to the story!" ”

Dongfang Wu chuckled lightly, and said in her heart: Girl, girl, your young lady is listening to such a story here, don't you know to be low-key? Shout so loudly, say that it is okay to pay attention to identity etiquette!

She didn't show it on her face, she hugged her fists and saluted each of the three sides, woke up and patted her, and said: "The book was picked up last time, and the last time it was said that the Ximen official didn't go to pick up the chopsticks, but a pair of lewd hands touched the woman's embroidered shoes, and the Pan's Jinlian laughed and said: The official is not to be verbose, you have a heart, the slave is intentional, you really want to hook up with the slave family?" ”

This talk, after noon, spoke for another hour, and then Dongfang Wu patted the wood at seven o'clock, and said: "I know what will happen next, please listen to the next decomposition!" ”

The hall was full of applause, and the people below were still proud, no matter who rewarded more, Dongfang Wu no longer spoke, and hugged his fists to the audience: "In the next compound surname Dongfang, if you like the story in the next, please come again tomorrow, tomorrow here is waiting for you!" ”

After that, she got off the stage, and as soon as she got off the stage, Rong Meiren came to invite Xiao Er with her, Dongfang Wu nodded and followed Xiao Er upstairs.

Rong Meiren's private room had already prepared wine and food, and Rong Meiren smiled and sat at the table lazily, motioning for Dongfang Wu to sit at the same table with him, Dongfang Wu was also unceremonious, and sat down directly.

Scold! Good guys, this table is hearty, chicken, duck and fish are all alive. Dongfang Wu was indeed hungry, grabbed a chicken leg and stuffed it into her mouth, Rong Meiren watched her eat with a smile on her face, and her white-skinned and long-sleeved hands took the bowl in front of her and scooped a bowl of ginseng soup for her.

"Hmm! Rong Gongzi, why don't you eat, should I pay for this meal? Dongfang Wu said vaguely.

She didn't think the fox would take advantage of her.

"Oriental girl is relieved, today I please!" Rong Meiren's smile is like a flower, and her ink eyes are sparkling.

"Huh! That's good, I have other things, please let Gongzi pay me a reward immediately! Dongfang Wu put his mind at ease and said.

Xiao Er was waiting outside the door, sweating evilly.

"Oh? I wonder what the girl is about, more important than this table full of delicacies? The smile on Rong Meiren's face faded a little.

This table, but he specially ordered the small kitchen to make it, and she had to pay the bill and leave without eating two bites!

"Heh, you don't have to worry about this son, since this table is all invited to me, I will take it all back, thank you Rong Gongzi, please Rong Gongzi give me a reward!" Dongfang Wu raised his head and drank the bowl of soup boldly.

He took out the tattered clothes he had worn before, took out a cloth bag from his sleeve, and poured the dried vegetables on the table into his pockets one by one.

Her movements were so neat that she could see that Rong Meiren's two eyebrows were like distant mountains, and this woman was too peculiar, he just invited her to have a meal with him, and she actually swept the meal away in front of him! Looking at the plates on the table that were already empty, Rong Meiren finally waved her hand helplessly.

That's it, the coming day is long!

He said: "Fugui, go and inform the shopkeeper Sun, and let him prepare the Oriental girl's silver taels!" ”

When Fugui heard this, he bowed and went downstairs.

"So, thank you Gongzi Rong, come back tomorrow! Farewell" Dongfang Wu took out a piece of cloth, folded it into a bag, put the ragged clothes in it, carried it on his back, and carried a bag full of chicken, duck and fish in one hand, and said goodbye to Rong Meiren happily.

"Well, go ahead!" Rong Meiren had no choice but to wave her hand.

Dongfang Wu was happy in her heart, her steps were light, she happily went to the counter of the shopkeeper Sun, and got seven hundred and eighty taels of silver, the shopkeeper Sun looked at her like she was looking at a cash cow, the more she looked at it, the more she liked it.

Dongfang Wu smiled: "Shopkeeper Sun, why didn't you deduct the rent?" ”

"Hey, Mr. Dongfang, our boss said that he won't charge your rent, and I'll trouble you to find silver for that rent!" Shopkeeper Sun said.

Dongfang Wu subconsciously glanced at the window of Rong Meiren's private room, Rong Meiren was sitting on the side of the window at this time, she didn't see Rong Meiren, but Rong Meiren looked at her. It seems that his impression of the boss in her heart seems to have changed, Rong Meiren poured herself a drink, and a smile appeared on her face, which went straight to the bottom of her eyes.

Even the unpleasantness of the meal being swept away was diluted by this smile, and he said to Fugui: "Pass the meal!" ”

"Yes," Fugui replied, and left at the speed of light.