Chapter 705: The Emperors' Jokes
Don't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods, it is the best joke to mock the emperor before the minced meat did not appear.
The source of this sentence is Emperor Wen of Han from the reign of Wenjing.
Emperor Wen of Han's father, Liu Heng, was Liu Bang, the founding emperor of the Han Dynasty.
Liu Heng is the fourth child of Han Gaozu, and Liu Heng's mother, Bo Ji, is not treated by Liu Bang. Liu Heng, the seven-year-old Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, was named the acting king and was sent to the border.
And Liu Heng, who was after the feudal domain, happened to avoid the chaos caused by Empress Lu, and survived the dark era of Empress Lu's reign peacefully.
Suddenly, Zhou Bo pulled down Chang'an from the vassal state and became the emperor.
He himself has not been trained by the imperial family, nor does he have the ambition to be an emperor, so he consults his courtiers and receives advice on everything.
Empress Lu's chaotic government, the chaos from top to bottom, because of the inaction of Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, but stabilized.
At that time, the chaos of Empress Lu led to a group of virtuous ministers being reprimanded. Among them is Jia Yi.
And Liu Heng, Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, asked the ministers about the degraded virtuous ministers in the Xuanshu Hall of Weiyang Palace, and the courtiers all said that Jia Yi's talent and style were incomparable.
When Emperor Wen of Han summoned him, he moved his knees closer to Jia Yi and said: "I haven't seen Jia Sheng for a long time, I think it's too much, and it's too late now." ”
This was originally a beautiful talk about the meeting of monarchs and ministers, but Liu Heng, Emperor Wen of the Han Dynasty, summoned Jia Yi, neither asked about the common people, nor about the society, let alone the national policy, because he had just received a sacrifice, held a sacrifice, and accepted the blessing of God.
The two talked about the middle of the night, just talking about ghosts and gods, which became the favorite sentence of the ministers of the past dynasties when they mocked the emperor.
In the end, it was written into a poem by Li Shangyin.
[The Xuan Room seeks talents to visit the ministers, and Jia Shengcai is even more incoherent. Pity the front seat in the middle of the night, and don't ask the common people to ask the ghosts and gods. 】
It's just that because of the allusion of why not eat minced meat, it is too deeply rooted in the hearts of the people, and once again refreshes the lower limit of the emperor, resulting in why not eat minced meat instead of asking the common people and asking ghosts and gods.
Instead of the joke of why not eat minced meat, it is Zhao Huan's stinky brother Zhao Gou, who single-handedly searched the mountains and inspected the sea.
Zhao Huan was very worried about his posthumous name, and after thinking about it again, he agreed to build a prayer platform to pray for the people in the disaster area.
The Great Song Dynasty's Baixin believes this, and it is only strange that he does not pray for blessings.
Zhao Huan traveled all the way, and when he returned to Bianjing, he didn't even enter the city, and first went to the Zhongsoul Mountain outside the city to make sacrifices.
Buried here are Chen Liumen's Bianjing soldiers and civilians, every time Zhao Huan goes out or returns to Bianjing, he will rush to Zhongsoul Mountain to worship, staring at the tens of thousands of names, asking himself.
What they did, whether they owe them anything.
This is Zhao Huan's habit of introspection, he doesn't think how wise he is, and he won't forget where his foundation is because the courtiers have taken too many horses and floated to the sky.
"This year, I recovered Liaodong County, the soldiers of the Great Song Dynasty beheaded tens of thousands of gold soldiers, the Jin people were defeated, and the ministers negotiated peace, I thought that Liaodong County was not firmly established, so I let Wenchen and them make a false and wrongful snake, quarrel with them, and beat them next year!"
"I have destroyed Shenzhou City, and now I am preparing to build a new city, I am very worried that my decision will make Shenzhou the second Taiyuan, but it should not be ......"
Zhao Huan stroked the inscription of the loyal soul inscription, muttering and nagging, as if there was a voice whispering in his ears, but there seemed to be none.
At this time, Zhao Ying hides far away, and the official's self-talk is always a little unruly, and he listens to it indiscriminately, which is going to lose his head.
"Li Dazai, how is the flooding in Jiangnan? I heard that even the two rivers and two thorns have been affected? The official family thought about the flood, and it took less than ten days from Shenzhou to rush back to Bianjing, Li Dazai, this matter is very important in the hearts of the official family. Zhao Ying said to Li Gang who was waiting outside.
He was consciously revealing the holy will, so that it would be easier for the courtiers to deal with the emperor and avoid misunderstandings and conflicts.
Zhao Ying's internal service province is not an ornament, it is the best medium to ease the officials and courtiers.
Li Gang said worriedly: "The official family has always disliked these crooked rules, and the Suzhou prefect has hated the official family this time, and there will be trouble in the future." ”
Zhao Ying also said with a worried face: "At the beginning, Sun Yi hated the official family, and the official family never took the past to heart when they saw that he was fighting heroically, and the official family was an open person. ”
"This time, the official family fought in the north for a few days, and talked to General Yue about Sun Yi a few times, but unfortunately General Yue still refused to let go of the original matter, and still abandoned Sun Yi, and never could be reused."
Li Gang also knows that the official family has no dislike for this Suzhou prefect, but this incident is remembered by others, and the Suzhou prefect is afraid that it will be in trouble.
Hades is good at seeing little ghosts, that's the reason.
Li Gang was about to speak, but was interrupted by Zhao Ying's movements, Zhao Ying gestured silently and said, "Shh, the official family is out." ”
Li Gang led the courtiers to kneel respectfully on the long steps of Zhongsoul Mountain, and the sound of mountains, rivers and seas came out.
"Congratulations! The official family personally conquered Liaodong and returned to the dynasty after victory! ”
Zhao Huan took Zhao Ying's towel, dusted off his knees, and said, "Get up, Da Song Buxing kneels, how do you think of the whole thing?" ”
Zhao Huan looked at Li Gang with a smile, personally helped him up and said: "Li Dazai Fuguo, do your best, and I see everything I do in my eyes and remember it in my heart." When the floods in the south of the Yangtze River are a little calmer, what I said a few years ago will naturally be fulfilled. ”
Naturally, he said that Li Gang should be promoted to a position in the Pingzhang political affairs of the Tongzhong Shumen.
Before the reform of Yuanfeng, the Zhongshu, the privy council, and the three chief officials were in charge of the government, the military, and the three main officials, but the Pingzhang under the Zhongshu Sect had not been set up, and it had become a fictitious title.
"Xie Guan's family Longen." Li Gang was about to kneel again, but Zhao Huan pulled Li Gang, and he hadn't seen him for more than half a year, Li Gang kept kneeling and kneeling, and Zhao Huan was not used to it at all.
The courtiers still knelt down, and Zhao Huan gestured to Zhao Ying with his eyes.
Zhao Ying's eyes rolled, and he shouted loudly: "Flat." ”
"Pedantic." Zhao Huan watched the courtiers stand up when they heard Pingshen and whispered two words.
In the past, these civil officials were eager to kick their noses in the face, spit on their faces and scold, and now this submissive appearance always makes people feel a sense of trance.
Reality, these Wenchen are really realistic.
When the emperor was weak, he couldn't wait to carry the emperor forward in person, and it was wrong to take the right foot first.
When the emperor was strong, he didn't dare to get up when he didn't hear the word flat.
"Let's talk about the flood first, have the local government soldiers mobilized to help the disaster?" Zhao Huan asked Li Gang.
The flooding in the south of the Yangtze River and the collapse of the embankment were a big problem for Zhao Huan, and he arranged for Li Gang to mobilize government soldiers to relieve the disaster.
Li Gang said with a hesitant face: "Only two Jingshui divisions have gone to build the embankment, and the other government soldiers have not moved for the time being. ”
"Raise soldiers for a thousand days and use them for a while! Why not move? Zhao Huan looked at Li Gang suspiciously.