Zhu Gaochi looked at the four-legged gold-swallowing beast stupidly, and his hand holding the fried locust was hanging in the air, as if he was struggling with whether to stuff the locust into his mouth or put it back on the plate, and then push the plate to Zhu Laosi?

Zhu Laosi's calm and slightly gloomy face seemed to be brewing a volcano, and his right hand, which was still holding his beard just now, changed shape back and forth, from fist to palm knife to eagle claw and finally turned into a yang finger, his eyes were full of murderous energy: "You one by one!" There is no filial piety! ”

The locust in Zhu Gaochi's hand was finally stuffed into his mouth, but he didn't dare to chew it well and forcibly swallowed it, causing some hot pain in his throat, and even his voice was a little deformed: "Dad, my son looks ugly at this thing, and it's fried and dry, so it's ......."

The further he spoke, the lower Zhu Gaochi's voice became, but the four-legged gold-swallowing beast caught another locust without any scruples, walked up to Zhu Laosi with a soaring step, and shouted while stuffing it into Zhu Laosi's mouth: "Grandpa eat, it's so fragrant!" ”

It was still raining just now, and it was cloudy and sunny in an instant, and Zhu Laosi staged a trick called changing his face with practical actions: "Good, good, good, really good!" ”

Lips and teeth! Crispy with a fresh aroma of herbs, the taste is in stark contrast to its own appearance-

Zhu Laosi simply pulled over the plate and grabbed two locusts under the strange gaze of a group of people, one was stuffed into the mouth of the four-legged gold-swallowing beast, and the other was stuffed into his own mouth, and the two of them ate it separately.

Zhu Gaochi looked at Zhu Laosi and couldn't take care of himself for the time being, and secretly breathed a sigh of relief, but at the same time, he saw that Yang Shaofeng and Zhu Zhanji were still standing stupidly in the room, and even stretched out his hand and pointed to the location of the kitchen: "What are you doing here?" Still don't go to fry two plates again? ”

After just going out, Zhu Zhanji, who was still holding the locusts in his hand and hadn't sent them to his mouth, was still in a state of bewilderment, and after looking at it several times, he asked a little suspiciously: "Is it really so delicious?" ”

Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but roll his eyes and asked, "Does your four-legged gold-swallowing beast lie?" ”

"No," Zhu Zhanji stuffed the locust into his mouth and chewed it twice, and then the same expression on his face as the four-legged gold-swallowing beast appeared: "It's so fragrant!" ”

After swallowing the crispy fried locusts in three or two bites, Zhu Zhanji's face showed a rather embarrassed look: "By the way, is this thing a way to eat?" ”

"How is that possible?"

Yang Shaofeng raised his legs and walked towards the kitchen, and replied with a smile: "This thing can be fried and eaten, grilled and eaten, and can also be pickled into pickles, which is also extremely refreshing as a side dish with wine." ”

When Yang Shaofeng said this, Zhu Zhanji suddenly felt that his mouth began to secrete saliva frantically: "Really? Hurry up, get a try. ”

Yang Shaofeng stopped and glanced at Zhu Zhanji with ill intentions - at noon, which bastard thing was spilling dog food on the ground?

It wasn't until Zhu Zhanji was a little hairy that Yang Shaofeng lightly spit out two words: "No!" ”

Zhu Zhanji took a step back and wondered, "Why?" What are the conditions, you just mention! ”

Yang Shaofeng shook his head with a smile and said, "Because my daughter-in-law hasn't eaten fried locusts yet, I have to let my daughter-in-law taste it first, and then consider other methods."

In addition, this thing can not only treat night blindness, but also treat whooping cough, ground into powder and mixed with rice to supplement nutrition, mixed into feed for livestock chickens and ducks can also make livestock chickens and ducks more robust, simply full of treasures.

You're going to eat it in one gulp, but do you know what it means to supply locust powder to the border soldiers? ”

"Silver!"

Zhu Zhanji blurted out, but after finishing speaking, he regretted it: "How can you say silver in this matter, it is obviously to make the border soldiers not suffer from night blindness, but to attack the enemy at night without fear of the enemy's night attack, this is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people!" ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded with satisfaction, his face was full of relief: "It seems that you have understood the true meaning of how to be a good emperor's grandson."

Yes, it is a good thing for the benefit of the country and the people, and other things such as how much money our brothers have earned from it, don't care about this kind of detail. ”

Zhu Zhanji just wanted to nod, but suddenly shook his head violently: "That's not right!" The one that doesn't have the treasury, do you think Xia Lao is willing? ”

Yang Shaofeng spread his hands helplessly and asked rhetorically: "Can you guarantee that there will be locust plagues every year?" This thing is basically a one-shot deal, and after this village, there will be no next store, and you still expect to give a share of the treasury? ”

While he was talking, the locusts in the pot had already come out of the pot, and Zhu Zhanji didn't care about burning his hands, so after Yang Shaofeng was ready, he immediately grabbed two of them, and said vaguely while chewing: "This thing is so delicious, why don't the people eat it?" ”

Yang Shaofeng pointed to the frying oil in the pot that had turned black, and said helplessly: "Do you need oil to fry locusts?" After using this oil a few times, the color is black and cannot be used, can the people afford it? ”

Zhu Zhanji nodded thoughtfully, and only after the two locusts had their stomachs did he think about it and said, "It's okay to do this." ”

Seeing that Yang Shaofeng was a little confused, Zhu Zhanji continued: "Let the people eat locusts, not to mention that they can't fill their stomachs, and they may not be able to afford to eat, it is better to let them catch locusts and sell them to us, with money, they will be hungry." ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded, took out a bottle of immortal drunk and poured it for the two of them, and then said slowly: "That's it." The reason why the locust plague is terrible is because there are so many of these things, and the people dare not kill them.

The most important thing is, even if the people dare to kill this thing, what can they do? After all, it can't be exchanged for food.

Now, the people can exchange the locusts for money, and if they have the money, they can buy food, even if it is to fill the family with old snacks, they will actively kill the locusts to sell. ”

The locusts don't know who they're messing with.

I finally grew up, and happily ran to the field to eat like my ancestors, and in a blink of an eye, a large group of two-legged beasts with nets and other toys attacked the whole group.

These two-legged beasts seem to have a great lack of respect for the locust god, and they are not enough to catch the descendants of the locust god, but they are all thrown into the boiling water—

As we all know, the locust god may not be afraid of boiling water, but his descendants are afraid of death.

You think that's the end of it?

No, the descendants of the locust god who were thrown into boiling water were blasted for another three days!

Three days after the explosion, the corpse was put into a bag again, and after a period of turbulence, it was taken out by a bag, put into a stone mill and ground into powder, and stacked together after being put into a bag!

This year's locusts are simply a shame for the locust gods!

Especially the four-legged gold-swallowing beast in Zhu Zhanji's house, he actually wanted to pull Zhu Laosi to accompany him to catch locusts - the theory of the four-legged gold-swallowing beast is very simple, if you catch locusts, you can send them to your godfather's house, and your godfather will coat the locusts in flour and then fry them, crunchy!

What made Zhu Gao even more angry was that Zhu Laosi really accompanied the four-legged gold-swallowing beast to catch locusts.

Co-authored his three brothers were all picked up in the garbage heap?

……

The four-legged gold-swallowing beast held a long pole in its hand, and from time to time vigorously pounced the net at the end of the pole to the locusts covering the sky, and then ran to Zhu Laosi's side with two small short legs to ask for merit.

Zhu Laosi also looked disgusting with his grandson, and spoiled this great-grandson to the sky - who could believe that the person in front of him, dressed in cloth, holding a big pocket in his hand, and following a little baby to help fight locusts, was actually the current Emperor of the Ming Dynasty?

Even Zhu Gaochi especially wanted to go back to Shuntian Mansion, and then go to the tomb of Empress Renxiao Xu to ask if he was Zhu Laosi's biological son?

Yang Shaofeng, who was not far away, reached out and grabbed a handful of locusts from the pocket on his waist and stuffed them into his mouth, then grabbed two more and handed them to Lin Tang: "Try it, this thing is really edible, and it's delicious." ”

Lin Tang's pretty face turned pale, and Lin Ruobing, who was following Lin Tang, unceremoniously reached out and grabbed the locust from Yang Shaofeng's hand and stuffed it into his mouth, and said vaguely while chewing: "Sister, it's really delicious, can you taste it?" ”

"Dead girl! I don't look like a daughter's house! ”

Lin Tang took a step back, and he was unwilling to pick up the locusts that Yang Shaofeng had caught again, and Hu Shanxiang, who was also pretty and pale next to him, also leaned towards Lin Tang and said to Zhu Zhanji: "Take it!" ”

Lin Ruobing looked at the two of them with a scared look, and suddenly laughed: "Ouch, my sister who is immediately on the gun now has the appearance of a daughter's family?" ”

Lin Tang glared at Lin Ruobing with an unkind expression, and scolded: "Dead Nizi!" Let's see how you get married in the future! ”

Lin Ruobing stretched out her hand to Yang Shaofeng, squeezed her eyes, and said with a smile: "Brother-in-law, give me some more." ”

After receiving another handful of locusts from Yang Shaofeng's hand, Lin Ruobing said to Lin Tang with a smile: "I dare to eat an unmarried daughter, what kind of lady do you have in your married daughter's house?" ”

Yang Shaofeng looked helplessly at his sister-in-law and his daughter-in-law arguing, wanting to persuade but couldn't persuade him, he could only turn his head to Zhu Zhanji and say: "Let's go, let's continue to move forward, what happened to the people every year?" ”

Zhu Zhanji took two steps forward, and then motioned to Yang Shaofeng to come over and look at the people in front of him: "Pockets, bamboo baskets, net pockets, adults and children are all in battle, it is estimated that if there is another time on the same day, this locust plague will be almost over?" ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded, took out a locust from his pocket and stuffed it into his mouth, and then said vaguely: "Originally, I also planned to leave some locusts to feed the chickens and ducks, and see what the difference between the chickens and ducks fed in this way is different from the ones fed at ordinary people's homes."

It's not okay to see it now, just now that there are so many locusts, I'm afraid that I may not even have enough to eat, let alone feed the chickens and ducks. ”

Zhu Zhanji nodded and asked, "This batch of locusts has been caught, what about the locust powder?" Or let's raise locusts? ”