Although Wang Datong's idea of taking a shortcut today has put everyone in a miserable situation, but in this situation, if you go back horizontally and vertically, you will be punished, and it is still a dead end.

Although no one dares to pack a ticket and say that it is okay, it can only be a dead horse and a live horse doctor.

"Done!" Wang Datong patted his solemn shoulder: "I agree with your statement!" ”

He quickly changed his tone and said: "But I don't think my acting skills are good, I don't know how to lie, I want to laugh when I lie, and if I laugh, I will show my flaws, so that everyone will finish playing." ”

Solemnly looked around, no one spoke.

All of them were blushing and bowing their heads.

This means that no one would dare to do that.

Zhuang Zheng also patted Wang Datong's shoulder with a wry smile and said, "Big mouth, I admire you a lot!" ”

"What?" Wang Datong couldn't figure it out all of a sudden, and he couldn't tell what to say solemnly.

With a solemn smile, you said: "You are already shameless and have a certain realm, I am a high mountain." ”

Wang Datong smiled innocently, clicked a few times, and said: "I'm such an honest person, I really can't lie...... It's not like ......."

"Okay!" Zhuang Zhuang suddenly became arrogant, and said: "You are all afraid of being bad people, then I will do a good job, anyway, I am not a good soldier...... ...... later"

He made his plan clear to everyone.

After listening to the solemn plan, everyone was shot and began to rush down the mountain in pretense.

This road is actually the road that went up to Feiyun Mountain to chop firewood and then went down the mountain before solemnity.

Everyone knew that Luo Xiaoming was at the foot of the mountain, and if they wanted to see themselves, they had to enter the stone path down the mountain after the big pine tree turned, and before that, the trees here blocked the view.

Therefore, the 12 trainees were like performers lining up to rush onto the stage, and when the big pine tree turned into Luo Xiaoming's sight at the foot of the mountain, they immediately performed hard one by one, making themselves more like a soldier who was embarrassed but tried his best.

Halfway up the mountain, he solemnly knew that Luo Xiaoming must be looking at the mountain at the gate of the teaching team.

The time has come!

He shouted in a low voice, "Dut look at me, I'm coming!" ”

After that, his feet slipped deliberately, and the man pretended to fall to the ground softly, and then rolled on the slope a few times.

According to the plan, Wang Datong and Zhengcheng and others immediately stopped, rushed over to hug Zhuang Zheng, and then pretended to pinch people, solve tactical vests, and irrigate and fan, although they knew that Luo Xiaoming was not so good, and he could see everyone's expressions clearly from the lawn of the third squadron at the foot of the mountain, but he still had seven emotions on his face, and his performance was in place, and they all became good comrades-in-arms who shared hardships......

"Enough, enough! That's pretty much it. The solemn and impatient who was surrounded by everyone in the center of the "rescue" said: "Lao Qi probably sees it almost enough, and then performs and sets me ......up."

glanced at Wang Datong, and immediately entrusted him with a heavy task: "Big mouth, you have a fucking loud voice, you will be responsible for shouting later, shouting all the way that I have heat stroke, shout nervously, don't show it!" ”

"Yes, yes, yes! You can rest assured! Wang Datong agreed, and solemnly set up the solemn left and right, and then walked down the mountain road.

Sure enough, solemnly saw from the gap in his eyes that at the foot of the mountain in the distance, a small black dot rushed out of the gate of the teaching team from the lawn of the third squadron, and then rushed all the way to the foot of the mountain along the cement road leading to the division headquarters.

That must be Luo Xiaoming.

Zhuang Zheng felt a little proud in his heart.

It doesn't matter what kind of acting district captain he is, anyway, if there is a problem with the soldiers, he must be nervous.

I guessed it wrong.

BINGO！

He became a little proud, but immediately reined in his thoughts, and continued to pretend that he was weak and completely collapsed, looking sick.

There were still dozens of meters to the foot of the mountain, and Wang Datong obviously saw Luo Xiaoming waiting at the foot of the mountain, so he opened his loud voice and began to cry and howl: "Squad leader-"

That voice was even more poignant than his father's funeral.

"Solemnly heat stroke! Solemnly heat stroke! ”

At the foot of the mountain, Luo Xiaoming was shocked when he heard this, and then hurriedly ran to the exit at the end of the mountain road.

Just now, he did vaguely see on the lawn of the third squadron that a soldier in the team rushing to the top of the mountain had fallen and rolled a few times.

This made him have to hang that heart, if there was any training accident, it would not be easy to explain.

Although there is still a certain casualty rate for training units like the training team every year, just like the reconnaissance company has to throw out a vegetative person every year.

However, if something really happens, it doesn't matter whether you want to go to a military court or not, but you still have to be punished.

When the team of 12 people arrived at the foot of the mountain, they just stepped on the cement road, solemnly and simply played the trick to the end, taking advantage of the fact that the hands of the two comrades were slightly loose, they slid to the ground, and a lazy donkey rolled on the spot, lying on the ground and pretending to be dizzy.

Luo Xiaoming was really taken aback, hurriedly rushed over, separated the crowd, leaned down and began to carefully inspect the solemnity, almost put his head on his face, and then felt his pulse and looked at his face......

Lying on the ground, the solemn heart secretly laughed in his heart, and he endured it without revealing half of the flaws.

Soon, Luo Xiaoming suddenly stopped and didn't speak, just stared at Zhuang Zheng with his eyes, as if he was thinking about something.

After a while, he came up with a sentence: ", play dead!" ”

After saying that, he stood up and kicked hard at the solemn buttocks.

"Get up for me!"

Solemn almost had to laugh again.

Depend on!

How could he see it!

I want to laugh, but I endure it, it's all come to this point, do a full set of acts!

So he still lay still.

Luo Xiaoming kicked again.

The solemnity still did not move.

Finally, Luo Xiaoming stomped his feet and said to the others: "Close!" Give me all back, and let him lie down on his own. ”

turned around and said to the solemn viciousness: "You just continue to pretend!" I don't think the sun can kill you! ”

As he spoke, he really gathered his troops and began to walk back.

This time, it was solemn's turn to be anxious.

He secretly complained in his heart, it was really uncomfortable to lie on the hot cement road, he couldn't just lie down like this, right? Lie down for another half an hour, and I'm afraid the meat will be cooked.

What's more, what if another Chequino comes? To hide or not to hide?

Malegobi!

This Luo Xiaoming is really ruthless!

was panicking, Wang Datong stopped and went up to stop Luo Xiaoming.

"Squad leader, Zhuang Zheng is really dizzy, if you throw it here, will something happen......

Luo Xiaoming stopped his steps, thought about it, and waved his hand: "You go and help him go back!" Damn, my face is red and pink and bloody, which looks like heat stroke......"

Wang Datong hurriedly ran up and picked up the solemnity, solemnly hurriedly borrowed the slope to get off the donkey, crooked Wang Datong's shoulder and returned to the squadron, pretending to be weak and walked towards the third squadron.

As soon as I entered the row room, it was time for dinner.

Zhuang Zhuang could only continue to pretend, so he lay on the bed and said that he had no appetite and asked Wang Datong to cook for him.

Luo Xiaoming looked at him, this time he really believed it, and came over and said, "You lie down here and rest, I will have someone call you for dinner." ”

After speaking, he led the team to the dining hall.

As soon as everyone left, the solemn stomach growled in protest, remembering that there were red bean mooncakes and milk in his wardrobe, he couldn't bear the temptation of food anymore, turned over and got out of bed to soak the milk neatly, picked up the red bean mooncakes and began to gobble them up.

While he was having a good meal, there was a sudden figure at the door, and something blocked the light that came into the row house.

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