Chapter 217: When I became a sister, I set up an archway

Before they got on the ship, the nobles were impassioned, hoping that they would be able to go to the country tomorrow, and the day after tomorrow they would be able to clear out all the territory south of the island roots, and the day after tomorrow they would move hundreds of thousands of people, and they would start making money the day after tomorrow.

After waiting for the treasure ship, except for Yang Shaofeng and Xu Jingchang, the remaining nobles, especially Xue Bin and Wu Keqin, who were born in Mongolia, turned pale and began to regret why they could board the ship.

Holding the boat gang and throwing it up again and again, seeing that he couldn't spit out anything, Xue Bin gasped and said: "Next time, I will never go to sea with you again, it's too bad!" ”

Yang Shaofeng rolled his eyes and said, "I told you a long time ago not to go to sea, you all want to come out like crazy, but now you blame me?" ”

Xue Bin shook his head and said, "It's not that I haven't taken a boat before, how can I be so bumpy like now?" ”

Zheng He, who was sitting opposite Yang Shaofeng, said with a smile: "Yongshun Bo can bear it again, and when he gets used to vomiting, he will never faint again if he takes a boat in the future." ”

Xue Bin snorted and said, "I believe in your ghost!" ”

Zheng He said: "What do you say? When our family first started to go to sea, it wasn't much better than your Yongshun Bo, isn't it good now? Including the officers and soldiers of this fleet, many of them were originally landlubbers, and they were all slowly getting used to it. ”

Yang Shaofeng nodded and said, "That's right, you are used to spitting and spitting, nothing is a big deal." Hurry up, when you all finish throwing up, let's roast a few sheep to eat, and the mutton that has been frozen for the past few days is still fresh. ”

Xue Bin vomited again, and even spit out tears later: "In the weather in September, you still have mutton?" Didn't you get ice from Your Majesty's Ice Kiln? ”

Yang Shaofeng pursed his lips disdainfully and said, "Do you still need to run to the ice kiln to get ice?" ”

Wu Keqin, who also vomited wildly, said: "Old Xue, don't think about it, the champion of the family is the Wenqu star in the sky, and it is normal to get some ice out." ”

Yang Shaofeng laughed a few times, ignoring these nobles who spit out like two fools, but turned to the dog and ordered: "Go, go to the cabin and get the sheep we brought, and by the way, let people bring charcoal and shelves." ”

When the dog went in a hurry, Zheng He said enviously: "If you really talk about it, you have to be the champion duke." Our family usually goes to sea, and it's good to have a stutter, let alone mutton. ”

Yang Shaofeng said: "You envy me, I still envy you." How many good things are there at sea, you have to stare at that little bit of mutton? By the way, is there a net on this boat, let's go down to the net and see if we can catch some good things. ”

Zheng He nodded and said, "The net must be prepared, but at this time, you can't catch anything, especially since there are so many ships in our fleet, even if there are fish, they will be scared away." ”

"Isn't the boat already parked now, wait until the evening to get out of the net," Yang Shaofeng said: "Look back and see what good things are in the sea, catch them and taste them." ”

"Tsk, the dignified champion of the six, I know how to scratch my mouth, and I don't think about anything else."

As soon as Yang Shaofeng heard this sneering voice, he immediately jumped up and asked with a confused face, "When did you get on the boat?" How did I not know? ”

The nobles who were still vomiting just now couldn't care about throwing up anymore, and followed Yang Shaofeng and Zheng He to set their eyes on Zhu Zhanji.

"When you got on the boat, I got on the other boat next to me, and I came over when it just stopped."

Seeing that Zheng He wanted to open his mouth to persuade, Zhu Zhanji waved his hand directly and said, "No need to persuade you, this matter was agreed by the emperor's grandfather, otherwise I wouldn't be able to get on the boat." ”

Yang Shaofeng snorted a few times, ordered someone to bring a stool for Zhu Zhanji, and then said: "You are not at home to coax your son, what are you doing here to follow us to the sea?" ”

Zhu Zhanji said: "Go and see." I've always wondered what kind of place can raise inhuman pirates, so I took this opportunity to take a look. ”

Yang Shaofeng patted his head and said: "There's something wrong with you, when we go to sea, we all pin our heads to our waists, and there is a coffin prepared for us in this cabin, and now you suddenly appear, where do you let me go to get you a coffin?" ”

Xue Bin couldn't care about Zhu Zhanji at this time, but looked at Yang Shaofeng with a confused face and asked, "Coffin?" What coffin? I said Champion Gong, we have no hatred and no grudges, and you don't bring such a pit person? ”

Yang Shaofeng glanced at Xue Bin and said, "The envoys to the Ryukyus and the Wa Kingdom will carry the coffins of the envoys on the sealing boat, don't you know?" ”

"What the hell is it to us?"

Xue Bin stared at a pair of bull's eyes, his face full of incredulity: "There are so many of us, and there are five soldiers of the integrated guard, even if the Japanese want to intercept us, can they intercept it?" It's a good thing not to send them to the bottom of the sea to see the Dragon King! ”

"What if the Dragon Lord doesn't like us?"

Yang Shaofeng said: "In the past, the envoys carried coffins, but they were afraid that they would encounter strong winds and waves at sea and cause the boat to capsize, so they would bring coffins on their boats, not for fear of making trouble and killing people in the Fan Kingdom, but for worrying about the Dragon King." ”

Looking at Zhu Zhanji, Yang Shaofeng touched his chin again and said, "However, it may be that I am thinking too much." With him with us this time, he can be regarded as a relative of the Dragon Lord, why can't the Dragon Lord give some face? ”

Xue Bin suddenly became a little stunned: "We go back now, is it too late?" ”

Yang Shaofeng said with a smile: "Do you choose the day when you go to sea?" So many treasure ships, so many soldiers and supplies, you say go back? ”

Zhu Zhanji glared at Yang Shaofeng, and then said to Xue Bin and the others: "It's impossible to go back, and I also reported to the emperor's grandfather when I got on the boat, so don't worry." ”

After appeasing Xue Bin and the others, Zhu Zhanji went on to say to Yang Shaofeng: "The situation over there in the Japanese Kingdom, can you tell the big guys?" ”

Yang Shaofeng snorted, first commanded the dog who took the mutton and charcoal and others to roast the sheep, and then let Zheng He, Xue Bin and others sit together, and said: "According to the news from Lao Ji's side, the Guishan Heavenly King of the Southern Dynasty of the Wa Kingdom ran away with people, and once again opposed the Ganren Empress Komatsu Heavenly King of the Northern Dynasty.

At the same time, because Go-Kameyama's grandson was dissatisfied with Go-Komatsu's weakness and incompetence and the shogunate's land cession, this grandson has now pulled up a team and intends to go against us. ”

Xue Bin suddenly sighed and asked, "That's not right." Didn't Zhuangyuan Gong say that he wanted to get some weapons and sell them to Guishan after Xicheng? Now that this little turtle wants to fight against us, what about the weapon? ”

"Phew!"

Yang Shaofeng snorted and said, "What's the mess?" What we do is the import and export trade of agricultural equipment, what does it have to do with weapons? Lao Xue, you talk nonsense again, be careful of Ben Hanlin's impeachment of you! ”

Zhu Zhanji echoed: "That's it, that's it, that's agricultural tools, Shui Guo is some kitchen knives and swords used by scholars, and they haven't been sharpened, so they can't be regarded as weapons." In the words of our Yang Zhuangyuan, if you want to be a sister, you have to set up an archway, and you can't let people find faults. ”

Xue Bin and the others suddenly burst into laughter - the best broadswords have become kitchen knives, and swords have become swords, and they don't know what those long spears and short sticks will become?

Yang Shaofeng flipped the mutton in his hand and said with a smile: "There is no spear, that thing is a lethal weapon, so what we sell is only a wooden stick, not even a spear head, the kind that can't be stabbed to death."

Of course, the things we carry on our ship that are very similar to the spear head are not actually the spear head, but the plowshare for ploughing.

Ladies and gentlemen, we are all law-abiding nobles, and what weapons and weapons have nothing to do with us, so don't get me wrong. ”

Zhu Zhanji wanted to let the nobles know Yang Shaofeng's shamelessness, so he immediately pointed to a cannon on the deck not far away and asked, "Then what do you say about this artillery?" ”

Yang Shaofeng's eyes widened and asked, "What artillery?" That's a salute for fireworks! As we all know, our ship is all nobles of the Ming Dynasty, rich, capricious, and it is also a very reasonable thing to set off some fireworks at sea, right? ”

"What about these soldiers?" Zhu Zhanji pointed to the soldiers next to him and said, "Jinwu Qianwei, Denglai Wei, Penglai Wei, Qingzhou Left Guard, Jinzhou Wei, the soldiers full of five guards, how should they be counted?" ”

"Honor guard!"

Yang Shaofeng said with a smile while flipping the mutton in his hand: "Everyone knows that our trip to the Wa Kingdom represents not only ourselves, but also the Ming Dynasty, so it is understandable to bring some honor guards." ”

Zhu Zhanji concluded: "See, reverse black and white, talk about it, become a sister and set up an archway, this kind of means, you still have to learn, our Yang Zhuangyuan is not an ordinary person." ”

Yang Shaofeng glared at Zhu Zhanji and said: "You don't ruin my reputation here, who doesn't know that this champion is a sincere person, and the people in the rivers and lakes call him an honest little Langjun, how can he ever be as unbearable as you said?" ”

After finishing speaking, Yang Shaofeng didn't wait for Zhu Zhanji to refute, so he directly diverted the topic and said, "Let's continue to talk about the affairs of the Japanese Kingdom."

Now Komatsu of Ganrengo in the north and Minamoto Yoshimochi of the Muromachi shogunate are two cowards, and these two have been frightened by Iko.

Kameyama in the south is not so cowardly, but this grandson is not a good thing, and he joins up with the guardian daimyo of Yoshino and other places to fight against Komatsu and Minamoto Yoshichi in the north, and they also have bad intentions towards us.

In addition, the two grandsons of Komatsu and Minamoto Yoshichi are not good things, although they shouted surrender and cede the land, but they did not clean up the area south of the island root at all, but sat back and watched those places fall into the hands of Kameyama after Heesei. ”

Xue Bin said: "Isn't this coming back again?" This soldier ...... What about farm tools? ”