Chapter 179: Follow-ass bugs
North Luo Jinnian Hall
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Little Ash felt that his imperial father had changed.
At this time, instead of being with her army of rabbits as usual, she sat quietly on the steps and thought about a very important question in life.
When she didn't want to get up in the morning, the mother emperor said that she was a little lazy worm; When she reads "Thousand Words" in a mess, the mother emperor will say that she is a fool; When she was caught secretly eating caramel in the corner, the mother emperor would say that she was a glutton.
She didn't know how she could have been involved with so many insects, and she didn't know how the mother emperor found out about them, but the mother emperor was the king of a country, and her words were golden mouths, so there was definitely no fake!
And now the mother emperor said that the emperor father is a fart worm, so according to her rich life experience, his emperor must have accidentally eaten a bug called "fart", which is why the mother emperor is so annoying.
After thinking about this, Xiao Ashu became even more worried, because she didn't know how to get rid of the "fart worm", so that the imperial father could change back to the previous and stop arguing with the mother emperor.
Ay...... Sorrow, sorrow......
At this time, Jinyan was also sad, very sad. She regretted agreeing to Anping, she regretted sending the will to Yandi, and she regretted that she summoned Zhan Nian, the annoying spirit of the fart, back!
When she made the fold, he was lying on the opposite side; When she took a nap, he crouched next to him; When she walked, he followed behind, chattering with her day and night about the same thing, and he could do it endlessly!
For example, now, she is just watering the flowers, watering and watering, and a crooked poem comes to her ears......
Although the protection of flowers is powerful, there is no heart for love.
It's also a potted plant, but why is the rain and dew biased?
"Ayan, look at it, you have watered half a pot of water on this flower, and you haven't poured a drop on this flower, look at its pitiful appearance, tsk...... Obviously, it is also a heavenly fragrance country, but now it is wilting and can't even lift its head. ”
"I didn't say you, you're too partial......"
Jin Yan stopped what he was doing, looked at the gloomy sky, and then raised his hand again and began to pour the pot of "rouge snow" that had been held unevenly.
When Zhan Nian saw it, he laughed, "That's right!" Do you see if this rouge snow immediately has a spirit? ”
"Hmmm......"
With a simple reply, Jin Yan turned around and went to the other side, and Zhan Nian followed closely, continuing to nag with great interest.
"Hey...... Don't think I'm verbose, I'm just too sentimental, and when I see this situation, I can't help but empathize. ”
Jin Yan's hand paused slightly, and he sighed in his heart, and he was about to start again......
Sure enough, Zhan Nian began with a customary "hey" to talk about the injustices he had received.
"Hey......"
"It's also your man, and I'm still your current queen, but how can there be such a big difference in the treatment I receive?"
"As a queen, not only do I not have a plain brocade hosta, but I don't have your gentleness and thoughtfulness, and I don't have your sweet words, I won't say any of this, but now I don't even deserve to have an ordinary little jade piece?"
"He's got eight, and I don't have one! If it weren't for the fact that he accidentally left the jade piece, I wouldn't have known until now, you still have this kind of reward system! ”
"I asked myself why I was so unfairly treated with all my heart and soul to you, and I now seriously doubt that you don't love me anymore......"
With a "click", the watering can fell to the ground. Jin Yan's heart was in a panic, she didn't even dare to look back at Zhan Nian, and hurriedly walked to the inner hall.
Zhan Nian's eyes flashed slightly, and then he followed, as if he was going to make the matter clear, and pestered Jin Yan to continue to ask.
"Ayan, you wait for me, I haven't finished yet......"
chased all the way to the bedroom, Jin Yan couldn't avoid it, so he helplessly explained: "Don't you stop messing around, okay, that kind of thing that teases children, do you want to fight?" It doesn't make sense at all! ”
"Meaningful!"
Zhan Nianhui was categorical, in his heart, Ying Qi regarded the jade piece as more precious than the stars in the sky, not because the jade piece could be exchanged for a big kiss and a small kiss, but that kind of unique favor, with fearless eccentricity.
Jin Yanke had never put such a thought into amusing him......
That small piece of jade is exactly what he persistently pursues, but he can't pursue. Because I am too envious, I am so envious that I am jealous, so I must have it.
Zhan Nian stopped Jin Yan and stared at her with great pity, "Ayan, can't you give me a chance to compete fairly?" The conditions are up to you, it's my business whether you can do it or not, I really want a jade piece. You treat me as Ashu, as a child, okay to coax me at will? ”
"Is it good to ......?"
Zhan Nian pulled Jin Yan's sleeve and kept pleading, and Xiao Ashu, who was hiding behind the door, felt that his imperial father was ashamed and didn't look at it, and once again felt that this "fart worm" was too powerful.
In the end, Jin Yan was really entangled and had no choice, so he could only pull a jade piece from his belt and put it in Zhan Nian's hand, "Here!" Take it and play! "Soaring Chinese
Happiness came too suddenly, Zhan Nian was stunned at first, and then overjoyed. He took it in his hand and looked at it for a long time and came to a conclusion, whether in terms of water head or shape, this jade piece was a hundred times cuter than Ying Qi's!
With this realization, Zhan Nian was even more happy, and he happily wanted to express his gratitude, but when he raised his eyes again, he disappeared from Jinyan.
While I was in doubt, I saw a small furry head poking out from behind the door, with round eyes and a grinning mouth.
Zhan Nian stepped forward and brought Xiao Ashu in and asked, "Where is your mother emperor?" ”
Xiao Ashu twisted his body and struggled out of his imperial father's clutches, and replied very dissatisfiedly: "The mother emperor was scared away by the farts worm. ”
"Butt bug?" Zhan Nian wondered, "What kind of fart?" ”
Xiao Ashu stepped forward and pointed to Zhan Nian's belly, "It's the one hiding here, the mother emperor doesn't like to follow the farts worm, so she ran away." ”
Hey! Have you learned to be sarcastic at a young age? Does this mean he's a? But......
Zhan Nian deliberately sank his face and threatened: "Quickly tell where your mother emperor has gone, otherwise, I will put the fart worm in your stomach!" ”
Ah Shu was immediately frightened by the "loss of color", she didn't want to become a "follower" hated by the mother emperor, and then immediately stretched out her little hand and pointed to the left, "I see that the mother emperor went over there......"
Zhan Nian smiled with satisfaction, stretched out his hand and touched the top of Ashu's hair and soothed: "Ashu, not all followers are annoying, your mother emperor still likes my followers very much, she was just embarrassed just now, you are too young to understand ......"
Ah Shu pursed his lips and stopped talking, and Zhan Nian continued to follow the direction of Jinyan, there were still many things they hadn't said clearly, such as how to get the second one? What to do? What are the conditions?
The so-called diligent bird has worms to eat, and the crying child has milk to eat, he wants to be a diligent and crying farts worm!
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Northern Qin Imperial Palace
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Mei Li has been locked up for three days.
The first day was disheartened,
The second day was muddy,
Day 3......
At this time, she was lying on the windowsill, bored feeding a lost bird. This is what she found this morning, it was freezing outside, and the birds had already gone south for the winter, and those who didn't go were also sleeping in their nests, so she judged that this should be a bird with a limited IQ.
"Are you the stupidest bird in the world, coming out to forage for food on a snowy day, you are really lucky not to freeze to death."
"More fortunate to meet someone as stupid as you, I see that you are quite suitable for my eyes, and you will live with me in the future, I will give you a worry-free life, protect you for a lifetime, what do you think?"
"What, not good! You don't agree with such a good master as me? ”
"What?!! You say you don't want to leave your nest? Don't want to leave your loved ones? ”
"Hehe, I'll just say you're a stupid bird! If your relatives feel sorry for you, will they let you go out alone in the snow and ice to forage for food? ”
"I'm not afraid to hit you, they don't love you at all, where will they care if you live or die! It's better to follow me, although you don't like me, but be my canary, I will give you a lifetime of worry-free, protect you for a lifetime! ”
"What could be better than that?"
"I think you're a stupid bird! Silly bird! The stupidest bird in the world! ”
Mei Li said "heartfelt words" to the bird, and gradually burst into tears again.
After the bird finished eating the millet in front of him, he boldly walked to Mei Li's hand, but Mei Li only cared about being sad and didn't pay attention, and only looked up when he felt a slight pain in his palm, and the little bird was pecking at the millet in his palm.
In an instant, she suddenly became angry, and grabbed the bird in her hand, "Princess Ben is kind enough to feed you, but you poke my palm!" It's ...... so I don't know what to do."
Wait a minute...... on the bird's lap......
Mei Li looked closely, and the bird's right leg was very different, as if it was tied to something. She looked around vigilantly, and saw that no one was paying attention to it, so she scraped the suspicious layer with her pointed nails, and sure enough, it ......
After spending all her patience in this life, Meili removed a piece of paper as thin as a cicada's wing from the little bird's leg.
It reads: 寅時, East Wall.
Mei Li's heart jumped violently, she recognized this font.
In an instant, she burst into tears of excitement, all the whole palace was in the hands of others, and finally there was one of her own people, and the other was someone who felt sorry for her.
took out a handkerchief and wiped away her tears, her heart that had been wandering for many days finally settled down, the corners of her mouth pulled slightly, and she secretly decided.
My life is up to me, not you!