Chapter 45: The Great White Beats the Bear

"Eyes"

With a sound of bull eyes, the green cow emerged from the thick fog.

"Big Bull!"

Ah Jun ran over happily, his little face was greatly surprised.

Qingniu screamed, lowered his head, and gently rubbed Ah Jun's shoulder blades a few times, and there was intimate humanity in those big bull eyes.

"Big cow. ”

Ah Jun happily touched the head of the green cow, and then stepped on the horns of the cow and got on the back of the cow.

"Hey, big cow, why did your sideburns turn red. ”

Ah Jun didn't pay attention to the joy just now, and when he climbed on the back of the cow, he was surprised to find that the handful of hair on the cow's neck had turned a faint red color, which was easy to see under the fog.

The young man snorted two white breaths in his nose, and his big eyes sparkled.

"Let's go home!"

Ah Jun was happy in his heart, and he didn't care about this, holding the reins of the cow, and patting the cow's neck with a smile on his little face.

At this time, a porcupine sprang out of the fog of the forest, which seemed to be foraging in the forest, and when it saw the big green ox, it immediately snorted and snorted, and its long backstabs exploded.

"Oh.."

Ah Jun exclaimed, the mountain porcupine was covered in thorns, and his wild nature was still very fierce, and the thorns on his body couldn't even provoke a fierce beast, and he was naturally afraid of a child.

At this time, the green bull turned sideways and kicked on one hind leg, and the forty or fifty pound porcupine rolled out like a hedgehog ball, screaming and wailing, and couldn't get up for a long time.

"Wow, the bull is amazing!"

Ah Jun's little face was startled, and then his eyebrows and eyes suddenly smiled, and the child clapped his hands heartily.

And the green ox under his crotch held his head high, mooed, and walked down the mountain with his head raised.

It looks like a god!

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On the fifteenth day of the first month, at noon, in the peach blossoms, Wutong Mountain.

Most of the fog has dispersed, and the cold has dropped a lot.

In the courtyard, under the peach blossom tree, Jiang Xiaobai was sitting on a stone bench, pondering something in his hand.

The peach blossoms on the head have been budding for more than ten days, and the branches and buds are new and green, lush, and ready to be released.

Under the peach tree, Jiang Xiaobai was playing with a square smartphone in his hand, familiar with the functional content on it.

This is a New Year's gift that the apprentice Hatsune brought to him a few days ago.

He's been familiar with it for days.

However, he is comfortable reciting 3,000 collections, but he is a little puzzled by some of the contents in his mobile phone.

It's not that he's stupid, he knows the basic functions, and he has never eaten pork and always seen pigs run.

It's just that he went online to read the outside news, and some of the content couldn't be understood.

"With a smile on your face, MMP in your heart?"

"What does that mean?"

Jiang Xiaobai looked at the comments of netizens under the news, touched his chin, and seriously pondered what the last three letters wanted to express.

At this time, in the open space on the other side of the yard, a pile of firewood was burning, and two girls, one big and one small, were squatting there, picking and choosing in the fire with branches.

It's not Hatsune and Own, who else!

There are also two attendants next to him, Rhubarb and Little White Fox.

One was lying on the ground, leaning against the fire, snorting at the heat of the fire.

One was lying on Hatsune's shoulder, with obsidian-like eyes open, tilting his head, dripping and spinning.

This little white fox seems to be close to Hatsune, when Hatsune is not there, this little little bit has to take a few glances outside the yard every morning, and after not finding Hatsune, he runs back to the mountains in despair.

Jiang Xiaobai had seen it a few times and greeted it a few times, but this little man didn't dump him, and turned around and ran away after calling twice.

At this time, Hatsune and the fawn are busy roasting sweet potatoes around the fire.

It was Hatsune's gluttonous proposal, and the fawn was also happy.

After a while, Hatsune came running over, holding a freshly baked sweet potato wrapped in coarse paper in her hand, and screaming hot in her small mouth.

"Master, come on, whew, it's so hot. ”

She shouted Jiang Xiaobai.

Jiang Xiaobai came back to his senses from pondering, looked sideways at Hatsune, who was a little embarrassed, couldn't help but smile, and took the sweet potato.

He didn't feel hot, he was steady.

"It just so happens that I can't figure out some of the content here, so you can explain it for me. ”

Jiang Xiaobai asked his apprentice very decently.

"Master, this... Just ask!"

When Hatsune heard this, a trace of hesitation and entanglement flashed on her face, and in the end, she could only look at Jiang Xiaobai dryly and whispered.

The reason why she is like this is because in the past two days, Jiang Xiaobai has asked a lot of Internet words that make her a little difficult to explain, and she is deeply tired.

Sure enough, as she expected, Jiang Xiaobai's next question made her speechless.

"With a smile on his face, I see many netizens saying the phrase MMP in my heart, what is the meaning of the sentence? What does the last three letters MMP mean?"

Jiang Xiaobai looked at Hatsune with an "intellectual curiosity" look at the embarrassed Hatsune on his face.

"Ahem, Master, you just think it's a self-deprecating or ridiculous remark. ”

Hatsune was a little embarrassed on her fair face.

"Explain it specifically, I always have to understand the meaning, otherwise I will always repeat it. ”

If Jiang Xiaobai encounters something he doesn't understand, he must figure it out.

Hatsune understood Jiang Xiaobai's temperament, and after two struggles, she still told him.

MMP is the abbreviation of "Ma Sell Batch" pinyin.

"That's right!"

Jiang Xiaobai understood the meaning, nodded, and then couldn't help but shake his head and smile, and said, "It's really interesting for people outside to talk." ”

"Master, eat sweet potatoes quickly, they won't taste good when they're cold. ”

Hatsune persuaded Jiang Xiaobai to eat the baked sweet potatoes quickly, but she was actually afraid that he would continue to ask some online sentences that would be difficult for her to answer.

"Don't worry, I still have a question I don't understand. Jiang Xiaobai pinched the hot sweet potato in his hand and continued.

Hatsune couldn't help but roll her eyes and touched her forehead with her hand, because her hands were still stained with black ash, and she didn't pay attention to touching herself into a big flower face.

Jiang Xiaobai looked at her like this, squinted his eyebrows, and laughed.

"Those who know are puzzled, it's normal, look at your expression. ”

He couldn't finish laughing, so he asked.

"What do you mean by popping?"

"I read a news article in which a lot of people use this term. ”

The smile on Jiang Xiaobai's face had not faded, and he looked at her again and asked.

As soon as he asked this, he saw that Hatsune's eyes immediately widened, and he was stunned, and then a touch of crimson quickly flew on her fair and beautiful face, and then she turned around, and she walked away quickly.

Hatsune, who turned around and left silently, her cheeks flushed, and she was muttering in her heart, if she hadn't known that Master Jiang Xiaobai had been living in the mountains, she would have thought that Master was teasing her.

But she couldn't explain it, so she could only leave with a red face.

"Hey, how did you go?"

Jiang Xiaobai looked at Hatsune like that, turned around and left, with an incomprehensible expression.

What does that mean? No, I'll have to ask. ”

He got up.

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(The first update, I saw that some readers said that this is a female frequency article, so I wondered........ Do you want to pretend to be slapped in the face?)