Chapter 115 Fake group books show guns and knives
The school books, who were smeared with grease and powder, and the school books in fancy clothes walked on the stage one by one and showed off their coquettishness.
After everyone walked the catwalk, the evaluation came out: "The pearl is round and jade, but there is no moving place." "Bright eyes are good, but they lack a little posture." "There is more than abundance, but there is not enough brilliance." "Young teeth are beautiful, but their faces are a little wooden." "The face is flat, the thin jade head is slightly long, not moderate." "Bright and a little thin." "Zhuang Liang and a little older." "The posture is beautiful, but in the mouth of the cherry, it can't be like a rhinoceros, and it is very disadvantageous." "Beauty is innate, and the small jasper family is not super super yuan." "It's beautiful, and it's a pity that the tears are deep."
It's really rare to be in the top 18.
Fortunately, Qunshu, Yinfeng, Gui Chan, and Yaling all entered the top 18.
The judges said that the group book is: "The posture is delicate, and the slight vortex smiles are especially ecstatic." Said Yinfeng is: "The attitude of beauty, the grace of celebrities, the green water and red lotus, the color of the group." Said Gui Cicada is: "Dignified and beautiful, both." Said Ya Ling is: "One movement and one stillness, taking people's souls." β
Qunshu, Yinfeng, Gui Chan, and Yaling were naturally very happy, and what was even happier was the old bustard, if it weren't for her bounce power being a little worse, that jump would really jump to the ceiling. The school books who did not enter the pre-selection sighed, pointed at Sang and scolded Huai, complaining that the appearance of their parents was a little worse.
Soon, the 18 players who entered the preliminary selection will have to compete for the top 3 in the finals.
As soon as Qunshu was happy, he ate two more pieces of meat when he ate, who would have thought that Qunshu's stomach was not good, and he ate too much meat, so he pulled it up and couldn't lift his pants when he pulled it.
was so anxious that Qunshu scolded: "It's really strained, I don't even look at it, I have bowed for sixty-four years, and I am almost trembling, is it not good to say that I am trembling." The old bustard was even more anxious, and said anxiously: "Ouch! My girl's little belly, you're all right! It's a hurry to kill the old lady. Yinfeng didn't see it that way, and said: "Isn't it a jealous little slut who puts laxatives in his meat, and wants Sister Qunshu to look good!" Gui Chan objected and said: "If you want to eat meat, we have all eaten it, so why is it okay." Yaling is also anxious for the group of books.
But in a hurry, Qunshu's stomach just didn't fight, and he still pulled it along his cheeks.
At this time, Yinfeng suddenly had a plan and said to Qunshu: "I think the girl with the golden ring looks like you, why not let her replace you, anyway, that's it, a dead horse should be a live horse doctor!" When the group of books heard this, they hurriedly objected and said: "Jinhuan is a fool, tell her to sweep the floor, clean up and be so-so, ask her to go on this stage, and scare her to death, let alone offer her the most beautiful side in front of the public." No way! No way! β
Gui Chan did not object to Yinfeng's suggestion, and said: "Then what do you say, as soon as you come to the stage and have a golden trousers, it will not kill the judges, let alone be selected for the top 3." Yaling said: "There is no other way, but to try." β
Qunshu thought about it, so he had to hurry up and ask for Jinhuan, but fortunately, it wasn't far away, and it would arrive in a while. Unexpectedly, first of all, the public who came to see Xipin was reluctant: "What are you doing here?" Bullying people can't be such a bullying method, Jinhuan is a fool, what she can do, you know best. Isn't this a deliberate attempt to make a fool of her? β
Qunshu hurriedly said: "That's the case, saving the scene is like fighting a fire, if I don't have diarrhea, can I deliberately ask her to go?" I can't fight for it! Broken, broken, pulled again. As he spoke, he loosened the waistband of his pants for Gong Ren to see. Gong Ren hurriedly avoided his face and said, "I know, I know, Kaoru is dead!" Kaoru is dead! After the group of books finished speaking, they hurriedly ran to the thatched house.
Yinfeng, Gui Chan, Yaling, and Lao Bustard all said good things for Qunshu: "Let her go!" "Isn't that the first time?" "If the group book really wins the top 3, tell her to ask for the golden ring." "My good daughter, raising soldiers for a thousand days, using soldiers for a while, this is not a shameful thing, this is an eye-catching thing, and it is a good thing to be famous."
Even Tang Qingying said: "My father, you just call Sister Jinhuan to go, I really got a champion and brought back a big gold ingot for you!" β
Gong Ren couldn't resist everyone's persuasion and moved his heart of compassion.
As soon as everyone saw it, Gong Ren was relieved, just like robbing his mother, he pulled the gold ring, and when he arrived at the dresser, regardless of whether she wanted to or not, he changed into the clothes of the group book, and dressed up according to the group book. Not to mention, Jin Huan is dressed like this, not to mention that his eyebrows and eyes are similar to those of Qunshu, and even his walking is exactly the same, even Gong Ren can't help but be a little dumbfounded when he sees it.
Everyone hurriedly pulled the golden ring and ran to Wanghai Tower, running and jogging, and almost missed the scene. At this time, the 10 judges were in a hurry, and the spectators also shouted and coaxed, so anxious that the host was sweating profusely.
When it was time for Xipin to appear, it was really a reappearance of Xipin's aura, and the most brilliant moment, the audience moved, and suddenly there was warm applause and cheers. After consultation, the judges believed that the "group book" was: "better than usual, with the appearance of a shy flower in the closed moon, and the appearance of a sinking fish and a goose." This person is not the champion, who can be the champion. β
When the results were announced, the audience once again burst into warm applause, cheers, and noise. Yinfeng, Gui Chan, and Yaling are also on the list, ranking 3rd, 5th, and 8th, respectively.
Struck while the iron was hot, and the organizing committee held the finals of the art list, but the pity is that the diarrhea of the group book is not good, and the fake "group book" has to continue to pass the test.
Tang Qingying, who was standing in the audience, said to Gong Ren: "I said that Sister Jinhuan can get a champion back, you still don't believe it, what's the matter, it's accurate!" Sister Jinhuan's appearance, how beautiful and beautiful, who can compare! Sister Jinhuan walked on the stage, neither like a sick cat, twisting and pinching, but also not straight and not stunned, stiff and tasteless, that footsteps are really how handsome and handsome, how fashionable and fashionable. β
Gong Ren snorted and said, "She! The blind cat touched a dead mouse and fell off his head, if he had taken the art exam, he would not have been so lucky. What will she do? Tang Qingying said: "My father's words are also true, Sister Jinhuan is just going through the motions, let's be familiar!" Gong Ren said: "I don't think it's okay to play, so as not to get into trouble." Tang Qingying said: "You just let her go, when everyone is brilliant, it is not easy to seize an opportunity." It's good for her, it's good for you, isn't it just this time! β
The art examination is really in full swing, and those school books who are not very good at this time are just time to show their talents. The top 10 judges commented: "This one, born with a Dan throat, is extremely wonderful." "This one, lingering, impeccable." "This, the young phoenix speaks, should be with the old phoenix." "This one, the big strings are noisy like a torrential rain, and the small strings are cut like whispers. Noisy and staggered, big beads and small beads fall on the jade plate. The bottom of the flower is slippery, and it is difficult to go under the drift ice of the secluded spring. The cold strings of the ice fountain are condensed, and the condensation never stops.
Don't have gloom and hatred, silence is better than sound at this time. "This one, the love is too late, the song is slow, the slap wrist is heavy, the waist is beautiful, the Luo Yi posture is leading, and the light belt is shaken."
When it was the turn of the "group book", the host asked, "What are you going to perform?" Jinhuan said, "I don't know anything." β
This remark caused a burst of laughter from the audience, saying that nothing would certainly arouse the curiosity and speculation of many people more than anything.
Someone shouted: "You are the top of the color list, you don't know anything?" We're willing to see what we can't. "Don't sell it, let's have a wonderful one, right?"
The host said to the audience: "The group book said that it would not say anything, do you believe it or not?" β
The people below shouted in unison: "Don't believe itβ"
One of the judges stood up and shouted: "You can't say anything, you can do anything." I don't believe it, you can do anything. You're going to use my gun, right? As he spoke, he threw a pistol from the audience.
Gong Ren saw that something bad was going to happen, nervously touched the gun in his waist, and said to Xiao Qingying: "It's troublesome now, I said I wouldn't let her go, you still prefer her to go, something is going to happen now, we have to be prepared." Xiao Qingying said in no hurry: "Fools have foolish blessings, don't be nervous first, maybe she can turn evil into good fortune and be lucky in distress." β
Jinhuan was not in a hurry, she glanced at the gun calmly, and said, "I will do this." As he spoke, he picked up the gun, and in the blink of an eye, the gun was dismantled and scattered on the table.
There was a great shock from the audience. The judges in the military circles shouted: "I've played with guns all my life, and I haven't been so sharp, can you say that you have been a robber." Dismantle it, disassemble it, you can put it up, if you can put it up, and shoot at that lantern, I'll be convinced. β
Jin Huan said calmly: "What's so difficult about this. As he spoke, he picked up the pile of parts, put them on in the blink of an eye, and then threw a shot at a lantern in front of him, and the lantern fell to the ground. Someone picked it up and saw that the lantern had broken the rope and fell directly.
The audience was shocked. The judge from the military world was so frightened that he collapsed in his chair and said loudly: "Amazing! Amazing! This is Mulan is alive, Mu Guiying is going to the west! β
If you want to talk about this, it's also a coincidence, it all depends on the fact that Xipin still has a little memory of the original, and he is also proficient in firearms. And then she has been studying hard for a while, since she is a fool with a simple brain, and everything she does is a bull's horn to the end, which has contributed to her rapid success, and it can't be said that it is all crooked.
One of the judges in the martial arts world was also a little unconvinced, and hummed: "There are indeed very few people in the flower world who can play with guns, admire!" Admire! But this knife, you can play with it, right? As he spoke, he threw a large knife from the audience.
Jinhuan said, "What's so hard about this? As he spoke, he grabbed the big knife and danced dazzlingly. The layman looks at the excitement, the insider looks at the doorway, not to mention, it really frightened many people in the martial arts, and praised and applauded loudly for a while.
If you want to say that Xipin's knife skills are all based on those foundations in the triad, plus in recent times, Gong Ren has given her careful guidance. In addition to cleaning every day, she is practicing, and she has no brains to pay attention to some troubles in the world, and it is difficult to not grow in kung fu.
Xipin finished performing a set of knife techniques, and then closed his momentum, and bowed humbly to the judges and spectators: "All the guest officers, you are ugly." "That movement and stillness, smile and cheek, is also soft and strong, brave and delicate, so that people can see it, and they are afraid of her chivalry, and they feel her charm, and some people are reluctant to forget.
The host added fuel and vinegar and said: "Is the marksmanship and knife skills of the group book good?" β
The judges and spectators cheered loudly in unison: "Goodβ"
The host also guided: "Qunshu not only knows everything, but also has unique creativity in marksmanship and knife skills, which is incomparable. Should such a group book be the champion? β
The people below said in unison, "Should-"
The 10 judges nodded together, so Xipin became the champion of the art list again, and the audience once again resounded with warm cheers and chaotic shouts, so firecrackers rang out, gongs and drums shook the sky, and the reporters of the newspaper gathered a lot, and the photographic lights flashed into a piece. Yinfeng, Gui Chan, and Yaling are also on the list.
Really Qunshu's stomach was also healed, and after the incident, he secretly found Xipin, took her hand and said, "Sister, you are really my own sister!" Treat, treat, I'll invite this guest right away. β
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