Liu Fei subconsciously raised his hand.

Then, in the two separate perspectives, he saw the giant octopus on the opposite side raise a tentacle, and at the same time saw a small child on the opposite side raise his arm.

I wanted to raise my hand in front of my eyes and lowered my head. Then, then Liu Fei saw a small hand and a thick tentacle in the surveillance split-screen vision, and there were two rows of small wounds on that tentacle, which were bleeding blue blood. It seems that this is the culprit who almost suffocated himself! That is, his "hand" that grabbed something casually and was bitten in severe pain......

But it is obvious that none of these two goods under his control are himself.

Wanting to stand up, Liu Fei finally felt something strange.

The small human body stood up, but the octopus didn't distinguish between the arms and legs, and the "hands" and "feet" were tangled together.

"What the hell is this?!"

Too lazy to distinguish between the legs and hands of the big octopus, Liu Fei tried to separate the two sides and give orders - let the octopus lie honestly on the beach, and let the child try to stand up and walk. At this time, the octopus leg was no longer entangled, only one was obedient.

It's just that it's obviously to let the child step on his legs, but this tentacle stretches out a super sweep and mixes the child with a dog to eat poop!

(−_−＃) MDZZ！

It was really unbearable to be stirred, and he ordered in his consciousness: You get out of the way for me!

And then... Then the little one is facing left, and the big octopus is facing right, and it really gurgles and rolls away!

╮( ̄▽ ̄"")╭Can you still play like this?

......

After a day of double-open operation, Liu Fei finally temporarily adapted to the asynchronous control behavior on both sides.

Sitting cross-legged on the beach, Liu Fei was thinking about what had happened to him.

As soon as I finished the certificate for donating the body, I was smashed by a billboard.

Then when I opened my eyes, I became a child, and I also came with a big octopus......

Looking at the sky......

Well, judging by this purple sun, this should not be the earth.

If you're not mistaken, it's called a crossing.

Liu Fei nodded understandingly.

... Understand...... What a fart! Why did you just cross over? I just did a good deed in a few minutes! I waited for three years for the three houses that my family demolished, and I just got the keys in my hand!

Fortunately, because I didn't think about getting married, I wrote a will in advance, and all my assets could be transferred to my sister's two children...... Thinking of cute nieces and nephews......

💡 Mom, it turns out that all my future affairs have been explained clearly? Thinking about it, who will I cross if I don't cross?(−_−#) This is my own death, right?

! Suddenly convinced myself!

It's really a hundred causes must have effects!

What a way, since you have crossed over, you have to find a way to live!

Liu Fei asked the child's body three times: Who am I, where am I, what am I going to do?

......

......

No response, no memories popping out, no fainting in a headache, nothing.

This kid ...... Silly, right?

No memory?hard drive formatted?

(●--●)

Looking at the big octopus opposite, Liu Fei pinned his last hope on it......

Do you know who you are? Liu Fei asked tentatively.

The big octopus crooked its skull and gently sent a big "?" to himself

Of course, the above is purely Liu Fei's own brain supplement.

Phew! I know you can't be trusted!

At this moment, the consciousness that remained in the big octopus's skull suddenly heard a voice. Shaking his head, this time Liu Fei was very sure that it was not his own brain supplement, but that there was really a voice speaking in the big octopus's brain:

"The senior hi cultivation assistance system has started to start...

Successful start-up,

System Connection......

System Connection......

...... in the system connection"

...... The fixed-line dial-up Internet café connected to your village?

After waiting for a long time, there was finally a sentence "The system is connected successfully, and the binding ...... begins" Liu Fei, who was an operation and maintenance siege lion in his previous life, secretly breathed a sigh of relief, thinking that it was fortunate that the system was not disconnected, otherwise I was afraid that there would only be a client left, and there would be a bird if it could not be connected to the server? Unexpectedly, as soon as the idea fell, another sentence came to his mind:

"The host identity identification fails, please manually enter the identity information to complete the binding. ”

The octopus cast a virtual page in his mind, and it was a little unclear to see it on the human side, so his consciousness simply invested in the octopus's side, and took a closer look at the rules and regulations displayed about himself on the page:

Name, age, gender, race, hobbies, rank, all pop up warnings ⚠️, it's obvious that this is the information of the identification failure?

Liu Fei tried to look at it, Name: Liu Fei/?⚠️, Age: 8/3⚠️, Gender: Male/Male ⚠️, Race: Human/Demon ⚠️, Hobbies: Eating/Drilling, Level: Mortal Scum/Mortal Demon Scum ⚠️......

The two bodies naturally have two pages, which can be displayed together or separately, Liu Fei thought it was normal at first.

Yo, this kid is 8 years older? Yo, this octopus is only 3 years old, it's really a demon!

Wait a minute......

Seeing the gender, Liu Fei was a little curious, how did the male and female of the octopus be separated? He tried to stand up his small hook, that is, squeezed the lower urethral sphincter...... The kid put his little belly down, well, this is indeed a man. Turning his head to look at the octopus, he saw that it suddenly raised a relatively thick tentacle slightly, and the whole tentacle twitched......

∧You're ♯ exposed, aren't you? You're really exposed, aren't you? It's really a tentacle monster!

(╯°□°）╯︵┻━┻

And when he saw the closed page Liu Fei was not calm, especially when he saw the option of the race man/demon ⚠️, Liu Fei was a little fried, and hurriedly went to select the people separately, and then submitted, but unfortunately, the system prompt on the octopus page: ⚠️ Enter incorrectly, please re-enter!

A little unwilling to choose the demon, and then the human page system prompts: ⚠️ input error, please re-enter!

Liu Fei was dumbfounded all of a sudden, how can this be chosen? Just two options, why are they all wrong?

Quickly tried something else, and sure enough, one of all the wrong options couldn't be selected, and which one was a typing error when submitting!

You have a bug in this system, right??

The question mark of the name was changed to Liu Fei/Octopus Ball after Liu Fei gave the octopus a name for octopus balls ⚠️, but it was still useless, so I couldn't be sure at all.

In the end, Liu Fei, who was really helpless, tried to replace the slash / in the middle of the person/demon with a plus sign + on the comprehensive page......

I didn't expect it to work!

............

changed the information one by one, and finally changed the name: Liu Fei + Octopus Ball, Age: 8+3, Gender: Male + Male, Race: Man + Demon, Hobbies: Eating + Drilling Jars, Level: Mortal Scum + Mortal Demon Scum......

Looking at that race: human + demon and gender: male + male, Liu Fei twitched the corners of his mouth vigorously, as for the level, the ridicule from the system...... Forget it, it's good if you're happy!

After submitting the information, looking at the progress bar and reading to the end, Liu Fei finally heard a heavenly voice: "Congratulations to the host Liu Fei and the successful binding of octopus balls, this system is a big four happiness cultivation auxiliary system, please check the specific functions by yourself." If you have any questions, please contact the customer service manager to cut people online, I wish you a happy use!"

Hey, that... What system is coming from?

What did he just say the customer service manager was going to do?

I must have heard it wrong, right?

......

In this way, Liu Fei took his octopus brothers and a system that was not very serious at first glance, and opened his new life in the other world.