Chapter 1 Section 005 Horses are cheap, and Lao Tzu should strive for self-improvement

"Therefore, no formation can be called outdated. It's just a matter of where you use it and how you use it. The formation is dead, and the man is alive. Soldiers, follow the trend. Square...... Do you understand? Zhou Yu slowly closed the Sun Wu Art of War in front of him, and looked at Guan Zhengdao, who was sitting on the opposite side!

Zhengfang, it is the word given by Wu Hou Sun Quan himself! Although Guan Zheng is not yet 20 years old.

Knowing that Zhou Yu had accepted a country boy as an apprentice, Sun Quan was surprised and inevitably came to take the school exam in person. The results of the school examination are unknown, but it is vaguely rumored that Sun Quan took Guan Zheng's hand that day and said: "Gongjin has good eyesight, his name is Zheng, and Lone will give you a word called Zhengfang!" I hope you are a strong man and act squarely. Don't live up to your teacher's heart of cherishing talents, and do your best for my Jiangdong! ”

I don't know if it's true or not, but I know that Wu Hou ordered it the next day. Reward Guan Zheng Er into the mansion, several brocade robes, 100 catties of gold, and several slaves. He also ordered someone to go to the foot of Chaisang Mountain and took his aunt to the county seat of Chaisang with a warm sedan chair.

For a time, there was a great sensation in the whole Jiangdong, and everyone said that Wu Hou cherished talents and Lixian Corporal. The housekeeper was poor for half her life, and saw that her son had a good future. She has changed from a former village woman to an "old lady" in the mouths of her subordinates, and she is also full of emotion. At the same time, he also strictly ordered Guan Zheng to study well with Zhou Yu, and work for Wu Hou to repay the kindness of others!

Time flies! A year has passed, and in this year, Guan Zheng has studied hard with Zhou Yu day and night. Battle array, strategy, finally a small success! The occasional deduction between master and apprentice is not as powerless as it was at the beginning! This made Zhou Yu feel relieved, but also praised Guan Zheng for his intelligence, teach him something, and he will soon be able to draw inferences!

Gradually, Zhou Yu didn't care about him as tightly as usual! I often take Guan Zheng to the homes of several battlefield veterans to visit the door, the door is fake, and in the end, eight or nine out of ten instigated people and their disciples to deduce on the map!

At the beginning, Guan Zheng was a little embarrassed, and often secretly released water. The deduction of wins and losses can always be maintained in the number of five or five!

After a long time, Zhou Yu found out, and pulled back to beat this guy. Later, a group of Jiangdong warriors never won Guan Zheng again! Every time you don't abuse them to lust, immortals, desires, and swear to die!

Often floating in the rivers and lakes, that can not be knifed! After figuring out Guan Zheng's temperament, the generals finally tore off the sanctimonious mask.

"Positive, square, Qing is better than Lan out of Lan, you are now! I want your master Zhou Gongjin to use the trick and use the yang scheme, how can you come to the yin and yang together? But it's also a good thing, Ru Shiyang has more than enough plots but not enough conspiracy, you can be regarded as making up for him! But you still have one thing that is not as good as your master! Huang Gai, who was humiliated again on this day, twisted his beard!

"Old general, please tell me, what is lacking in the kid!" For these Dongwu veterans, Guan Zheng still respects them!

"Your master Zhou Gongjin is a civil and military all-rounder! Didn't teach you how to ride and shoot? My strongest in Jiangdong is this archery! If you don't learn, you can't do it! Huang Gai sipped the tea ceremony!

"The old general's words are wrong! Last year, Guan Zhengfang also went up the mountain to shoot a tiger! Who said he couldn't shoot well! Just as Guan Zheng was still pondering what Huang Gai meant by this, a familiar female voice came from his ear! turned his head and saw that it was Sun Shangxiang, who I hadn't seen that year!

"Oh? Is there such a thing? Is it a certain distraction, come and come, can you dare to learn from someone? Huang Gai and Sun Shangxiang exchanged glances, and said with a faint smile!

"Zhengfang is hiding from me for so hard, if you don't show your hands today, we Cheng Pu won't agree!" Cheng Pu on the side also joined in!

Guan Zheng looked at the faintly visible hideousness on the faces of these Jiangdong veterans, and couldn't help but feel nervous, and secretly said, "It's bad, it's cruel on weekdays!" I'm afraid it's rare to be good today! Just a few of his own three-legged cat marksmanship...... I'm afraid that if I don't die, I will shed my skin...... Master...... You've hurt me. ”

"Oh, all of you uncles are battle-hardened warriors! His little body can withstand the toss of a few of you, uncles, aren't they bullies! Sun Shangxiang said coquettishly on the side!

"Yes, yes, or Sister Xiang'er is empathetic!" When Guan Zheng heard this, he hurriedly leaned closer to Sun Shangxiang, and said flatteringly!

"Who is your sister Xiang'er, I don't know who saved people in the tiger's mouth, and I don't know who ignores the life-saving benefactor. You shameless villain who crossed the river and demolished the bridge, and abandoned the chaos from beginning to end! Sun Shangxiang said while twisting Guan Zheng's ears with his hands!

"Oh...... Cross the river and tear down the bridge, start the chaos and end up abandoning! Truly, abruptly! "The old stuff is smiling wickedly, showing an expression that you are dead!

"Hey, hey, hey, you can eat things indiscriminately, and you can't talk nonsense! Why did I abandon me in a mess! Guan Zheng was frightened into a cold sweat, and said secretly in his heart: "Auntie, you are going to put me to death!" ”

"No matter what, today I will teach you a lesson for a soulless man!" It's okay not to defend it, but Sun Shang is even more popular when he defends it! "Dead fool, I agreed to come and see me, it's been a year, but I don't want to do what this girl wants!" Today, I will let you understand the means of my bow waist! ”

"Lonely...... That's it! Positive, since the lonely girl wants to learn from you, you better not refuse! Yes...... Hahahaha! "I was making a lot of trouble, and I couldn't help but hear the voice of Sun Quan, the lord of Jiangdong...... Now, Guan Zheng wants to push ...... I can't either!

When the news spread that Sun Quan ordered Guan Zheng to compete in Sun Shangxiang's school, everyone was in an uproar! Even Zhou Yu, who was tired of being crooked with his wife Xiao Qiao at home, was dressed neatly and hurried to the school to take a look!

As soon as he entered the school, Zhou Yu found that it was already crowded with people! Sun Quan, who was on the stage, had sharp eyes and saw Zhou Yu coming in. Immediately beckoned him to the stage to watch this farce together!

"I don't know, where did the scoundrel offend Lord Xiang?" After the ceremony, Zhou Yu asked Sun Quan in a whisper! My apprentice knows it, those two flower shelves are really good-looking and not easy to use! I'm afraid that I have offended this Dongwu little pepper in this matter today.

"Hey, hey, hey!" As soon as Zhou Yu came to ask, Sun Quan told the cause and effect of the whole thing! At the end, he added: "Today's incident is the revenge of the wronged, the revenge of the vengeful, and the revenge of the non-vengeful...... Practice your fists! Hey, hey, hey! ”

As soon as he heard Sun Quan say this, Zhou Yu only felt a burst of pantothenic acid on his teeth! In his heart, he silently said, "Apprentice, you should ask for more blessings for yourself!" ”

Besides, on the school field, Sun Shangxiang had already ridden a pony with a blood-red body and white hooves. Holding a pear flower gun in his hand, a short bow hanging next to the saddle, and wearing brass chain mail, he was leisurely waiting for Guan Zheng to enter the field!

On the other hand, Guan Zheng was still hurriedly putting armor on his body in the corner of the arena. Half an hour later, the cargo was riding a colt that had been brought from nowhere. staggered into the field. Looking at this portrait, the soldiers in the school yard burst into laughter!

Look at the weapon he was carrying in his hand, a bald spear...... There's not even a tassel on it! And they laughed even more.

"Hey, are you ready? Ready, this girl is going to let the horse go! Sun Shangxiang couldn't help but laugh and shouted loudly!

"Ha~~Driving~~" Without waiting for Guan Zheng to react, Sun Shangxiang didn't care much, and rushed up as soon as he kicked the horse's belly with his heel!

"Ha~~Drive~~Drive!! I say...... You're running for Lao Tzu! Guan Zheng saw that the opposite one rushed over, and he also learned to kick the horse's belly. Anyway, no matter how much he kicked and hit, the pony just didn't move! At this time, not only the military academies below laughed breathlessly, but even the generals on the stage couldn't help laughing! Zhou Yu looked at the embarrassing image of his apprentice, and simply closed his eyes and said: "Out of sight, out of mind!" ”

"Sister Xiang, come slowly, for brother...... Oh! "Seeing that Sun Shangxiang is driving a horse and is fierce, Guan Zheng is about to lose his face, let's admit defeat!

But the little red horse was too fast to say anything. rushed to him with Sun Shangxiang on his back, and slapped the gun...... Just sweep this thing off the horse!

Seeing that the person on his back had fallen off his horse, the pony, which had not moved no matter how much he kicked and hit, threw off his hooves and ran away along the school yard as if in estrus! Poor Guan Zheng hung one foot on the horse's pedal, and was dragged through shallow ditches and puddles of water! When the soldiers rescued him, he saw that the mustache was scattered and the armor was gone! The face is black and yellow, and you can be as embarrassed as you want!

Looking at his embarrassed appearance, Guan Zheng shook off the hands around him and looked up to the sky and shouted: "The horse is cheap, Lao Tzu should be self-improving!" ”