Chapter 377: We're Family!
The leader of the barbarians felt that he was not stupid to the point of idiocy, and he knew that he was playing with his life, which was not called bravery, that was stupid.
After bowing to Zhu Yujian, the barbarian leader spoke: "Great king, I don't know what you came to this barren island for?
Do you want to build your own country? This island is very large, and we welcome you to come, and we ask that you can give us a piece of land for us to live in, and we will be very grateful for your kindness! ”
After adjusting the muscles of his face, Zhu Yujian suddenly looked extremely sad, looking at the leader of the barbarians, Zhu Yujian's tears were about to fall: "You guys, just forget your ancestors and words? ”
The barbarian leader was suddenly confused by the question.
I have lived on this land since I was a child, and I remember the language and writing passed down from generation to generation, as well as the great stories of my ancestors, how can I forget it?
Zhu Yujian didn't wait for the barbarian leader to reply, and said directly: "Sure enough, looking at your appearance, I don't know anything about it at all."
If Your Majesty hadn't sent us to sea, we wouldn't have been able to find your remnants of the Yin Shang who were left behind. ”
It's so fucking tiring to make up stories, and I don't know how Your Majesty can make up so many stories that can justify themselves.
Is that not a story at all, but true?
But if what His Majesty says is true, then he is the true Son of Heaven.
Son of heaven, this is normal, so how can you calculate it? Is it also a star in the sky?
The barbarian leader was still full of bewilderment.
This is too mysterious, we still have such rich relatives? It seems that our ancestors are the same as their ancestors?
So why are we the birds we are now?
After thinking about it, the leader of the barbarians simply said to Tongyi: "Honorable lord, please help me ask, what kind of Yin Shang relics did the great king say, then we have a common ancestor with the great king?" ”
"Yin Shang! Shang! After the translator repeatedly emphasized the word Yin Shang, he relayed the words of the barbarian leader to Zhu Yujian.
Zhu Yujian secretly glanced at Zhu Zhuo and Zhu Cunji, which means, look, these two fools let the widow fool stupidly, right?
I'll let you see how the widow sold the widow and asked the widow to count the money!
Ignoring Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji's wise eyes cast at Uncle Wang, Zhu Yujian continued: "Well, there are many things involved when it comes to it, so you just listen slowly." ”
After the leader responded, Zhu Yujian carefully recalled the stories that Emperor Chongzhen had said.
After a while, Zhu Yujian said: "This world was originally a chaotic big round ball, and Pangu Heaven opened up the world.
After that, it was Nuwa Niangniang who created the human race. And we are the one that is most liked by the mother, and the remaining two are not liked by the mother. ”
The barbarian leader asked curiously, "The remaining two?" Who are they? ”
Zhu Yujian said: "Niangniang created a man, which was made by mixing the essence and blood of Niangniang with the Nine Heavens Rest. The first batch of human beings created had a lot of soil but little essence and blood, extremely heavy soil, dark skin, and stupidity, and were driven to the cape of Tianya by Niangniang.
The second group is the bastards who were just killed. When Niangniang created them, there was less soil and more essence and blood, but Niangniang was born in the demon clan after all, so these people were not stable enough, extremely frivolous, and were also exiled by Niangniang.
The third group of human beings is our group, and the ratio of Xiyang to Niangniang's essence blood is the best, so he was placed by Niangniang in Dongsheng Shenzhou, that is, the Central Plains. ”
At this point, the interpreter was about to collapse.
How to translate the hemp selling batch? How to translate essence blood? How to translate the word Niangniang? How to translate Dongsheng Shenzhou? How to translate Zhongyuan?
After the interpreter finished translating this paragraph for a long time, the barbarian leader said with great curiosity: "Then why are you still in the Central Plains, but our ancestors have come to this island?" ”
Zhu Yujian said: "It wasn't that when Gonggong and Zhurong competed, the two lich clans fought again, and finally the heavens and the earth were shattered, and the originally complete continent was divided into several pieces.
As for your ancestors, during the War of the Gods, the Yin Shang people were defeated and fled to this island.
When you first fled, you were in a hurry, and the times have changed, so you have lost our common writing, your language.
However, fortunately in the midst of misfortune, we still keep a record of you in the Central Plains, and today I finally see you again, and the widow is very happy, and I will write to Your Majesty to explain it later. ”
Interpreting has completely broken down! Witches? Demon Clan? Apotheosize?
Lao Tzu really wants to stab you to death with a knife, and give Lao Tzu a problem!
After the interpreter finished the translation again, Zhu Yujian continued: "Gather your people, this king will let people bring books and knowledge from the Central Plains, so that you can learn and return to the embrace of the Ming Dynasty." ”
The barbarian head man suddenly said: "That red-haired ghost was also created by the goddess of human creation?" Then if your men kill them, won't the Goddess who created man be condemned? ”
Zhu Yujian said: "The widow has already said just now, they are not loved by Niangniang, we will kill them, and we can be regarded as cleaning up the garbage for Niangniang." ”
Looking at the barbarian leader's look of disbelief, Zhu Yujian simply added another fire: "Since we have found you, we will not go anywhere else."
Look at this Jingguan, who dares to bully you in the future, this is what will happen to them! ”
The interpreter's eyes began to flutter, and he began to look at the people around him.
Bastard, Lao Tzu is just a translator, okay? Do you know what this bullshit natives say?
Isn't it translated into the words of the red-haired ghost, so that these barbarians even guess?
That's it, but you fucking get some Ming people for Lao Tzu, even children can understand it, but the translation is incomparably big?
Is it really that Lao Tzu has no temper?
What, Lao Tzu wants to borrow a knife to cut a person now, which brother can borrow it? Or which eldest brother is good and hacks His Royal Highness the Tang King to death for me, I thank his eight ancestors!
As it turned out, there was no one to implement his idea for the interpreter.
No one will hack His Royal Highness the Tang King to death, telling the story so vividly, fooling people without changing his color, if His Royal Highness the Tang King is hacked to death, it will be a joke!
The barbarian leader was completely moved at this time.
Is it true or false that the king in front of you is saying something?
Ancestors are something that everyone must respect, but who would refuse to have a chance to arrange a great background for their ancestors?
It's like a later generation, isn't there always some people who turn up, don't care if there is a family tree, first arrange a great identity for the ancestors of their own family.
After all, the Huns have made their ancestors Xia Wei, who is a serious Yanhuang nobleman, and he doesn't know why he ran to the grassland to mix?
However, from the strong man to the Ming Dynasty, including Emperor Yu Chongzhen, they all agree with this point.
After all, an old ancestor, from Xia Wei to the top, there is Qi, and then up there are Dayu, Shun, Yao, Yanhuang.
A family, the territory is still yours and mine?
Anyway, Lao Tzu's knife is a big fist, and if it is said that one family is one family, your territory is my territory, this is no problem, right?
Zhu Yujian's thoughts are like Emperor Chongzhen, who is far away in the Ming Dynasty and is considering whether to recognize the pseudo-orthodox identity of Emperor Chongzhen.
Emperor Chongzhen is also very entangled now, whether to recognize Meng Yuan's identity?
Admittedly, there is a great advantage.
If you don't admit it, it is estimated that there will be a lot of trouble at that time.
After all, the rivers and mountains conquered by Mongolia are too big, and they are all fucking on the Danube.
As long as it is recognized that the Ming Dynasty is the Yuan legal system, then until the Danube River, it is the inherent territory of the Ming Dynasty since ancient times.
Sacred and inviolable, even if this is less than 500 years old since ancient times.
When the time comes, it will be justified to send troops to Europe again.
And the farming hall in the Central Plains has always been famous for its teachers.
Of course, now that Emperor Chongzhen wants to admit that he is returning to the present, when Lao Tzu is weak, it is absolutely impossible to admit that he is a family with other halls, and he will save other halls and then merge himself up.
But this kind of thinking often only exists in the head of the farming hall in the Central Plains.
The rest don't care which family or faction it is, whether it's a nomadic church or a Western friend's church, in fact, there is no such concept.
For example, now the leader of the barbarians thinks that he can change the background of his ancestors.
can have a relationship with God, there are relatives who are so awesome that they are fried, isn't it too much of a loss not to climb it?
Seeing that the leader of the barbarians finally agreed, Zhu Yujian was indeed very happy in his heart.
After taking down these barbarians bloodlessly, everyone became a family, and things will be easier to do in the future.
Aren't you familiar with this big island?
It doesn't matter, these barbarians are familiar.
Isn't there not enough manpower on my side, and isn't it enough to recruit from Daming?
It doesn't matter either, no matter how small the mosquito is, it's a piece of meat, and there are as many barbarians as there are people, and there is still a fart barbarian after generations of intermarriage and assimilation.
After ordering someone to place the leader of the barbarians to rest, Zhu Yujian breathed a sigh of relief, and said to Zhu Zhuohong and Zhu Cunji: "It's done, this matter is basically in order." ”
Zhu Zhuohong said: "Then let's really teach these barbarians to read, read and speak Chinese?" ”
Zhu Yujian now wants to break open Zhu Zhuohong's head to see what is inside.
If you don't teach them to read, read and speak, how can you let these barbarians work? How to communicate?
After thinking about it, Zhu Yujian still explained: "This is nature, such as the Analects, the Four Books and Five Classics, the Three Character Classics and the Thousand Character Texts, as well as the disciple rules written by His Majesty, can be used to teach them to learn."
However, if books like Han Feizi and Mozi dare to spread them out within a hundred years, the widow will want his head! ”
After all, Zhu Zhuohong is his nephew's generation, and he will have to mix on a continent in the future, and it is a bit to say that he doesn't look up and look down, but after all, he is his own person, and he still has to teach some things that can make this guy grow a little more hearty.
So Zhu Yujian didn't mind sharing these things with this guy to make it clear, so he would be stupid in the future, let people sell them, and count the money for others.
Zhu Yujian's murderous words made the hearts of everyone present feel awe.
According to the books Zhu Yujian just said, what kind of students can be taught, you can think of it with your ass.
Rotten.
Other than that, there is basically nothing else.,Occasionally, there are a few that are also the kind that suddenly opened the mind.,One out of a hundred is a lot.,If you don't do it, you have to pick one out of a million.。
But one thing is good, the stupid people who are taught in this way are basically some people who are full of heads and want their ministers to die, and their ministers have to die.
This is good for strengthening the rule of the Ming Dynasty on this large island.
Of course, just like Zhu Yujian said, it is not allowed within a hundred years, and there will be no problem if it is passed on again in more than a hundred years.
According to the calculation of twenty years and one generation, one hundred years is enough time for these barbarians to pass on to the fifth generation.
And the fifth generation has been speaking Chinese and writing Chinese characters since childhood, and it is estimated that in addition to the appearance is a little different, what is the difference between the rest and the people of the Ming Dynasty?
After everyone bowed down to respond, Zhu Yujian continued: "Okay, don't care about anything else, just ask the head of the city if you catch up with Ming'er, what kind of things are produced on this island, the seeds that should be collected and collected should be sent back to Daming, and let him bring them back when Zheng Zhilong comes." ”
After the arrangement for the natives on the big island was completed, Zhu Yujian wrote another note, explaining in detail the whole thing, as well as the final ending, for Emperor Chongzhen to make the next decision.
It's just that Emperor Chongzhen, who ran back to the capital, has already thought about it, what about Xinming Island, in fact, it doesn't matter, anyway, even if there are natives above, it is enough to choke the thousands of horses that Zhu Yujian brought with them.
So what else is there to worry about?
The only thing that troubles him is that the future generations will always give the Celestial Empire a long time to wave again, which makes Emperor Chongzhen feel very uncomfortable.
Emperor Chongzhen was not very comfortable, and Zheng Zhilong of Songjiang Mansion was very happy.
Now he has three more fortune ships under his command.
Removing the one that was photographed to the bottom of the sea, there are twelve lucky ships under his command.
In today's world, these twelve lucky ships are already a force enough to destroy a small country when they are fully equipped and fully staffed.
From now on, let alone being bullied, if you don't bully others, those bastards will have to burn high incense.
Of course, this matter is worth rejoicing, but what makes Zheng Zhilong the most happy is not this.
The happiest is now busy, and I don't have to go whaling anymore!
Finally, I don't have to smell those fishy smells anymore, and my nose can finally breathe the sea-smelling air, bastard!
With more and more excitement in his heart, Zheng Zhilong simply filled the four lucky ships in the entire fleet with messy things, such as seeds, cattle and sheep, and all kinds of food that could be preserved.
After picking a good day, Zheng Zhilong once again took a full and even somewhat overloaded fleet towards Xinming Island.