Chapter 522: Robbery
The wasted son set up a letter stall on the street, and made a living by writing and painting for others. Not to mention in the Great Zhou, even if you count eight hundred years ago, no one has ever been so ashamed.
Li Chongrun couldn't think about it at all, so he really took the old lady and gave Bai Ayazi to find the crooked neck tree.
Moreover, you must know that several people are now penniless, and they have no money to buy even basic pen, ink, paper and inkstone, which can be described as extremely miserable.
"Lao Jiu, how can you write a letter to someone without pen or paper?"
Li Chongrun finally discovered this key question and asked Wu Ning with a puffed stomach.
So, Wu Ning gave him a trick.
"Does the Wei Wangfu have an industry in Chang'an?"
Li Chongrun thought for a while, "Yes! The governor of the prefecture had just exchanged a silk shop in the East Market a few years ago. ”
"That's good." Wu Ning endured hunger, "You can go to your shop now, it may be useless to ask for money, you can take a few pieces of straw paper and order pen and ink, isn't it simple?" ”
“...... Difficult!! Li Chongrun pondered for a long time and gave a not optimistic answer.
"It's not that my father, the king's temperament, Jiulang, doesn't know, and he scared the imperial grandmother to the core. Now that her old man has issued an order not to allow the powerful in Beijing to interact with us, my father will definitely be the first to respond. Not to mention pen and paper, he didn't dare to help a single hair. ”
"Stupid!"
Wu Ning hated iron for a while, "Who told you to ask for help?" If you go and grab it directly, it's not over. ”
"Rob?" Chongrun Childe didn't understand it a little.
"I'll teach you." Wu Ning is simply a good person to the end, "You are so and so ......"
After a thorough teaching, the son of Chongrun suddenly realized, "It's that simple? ”
"It's as simple as that, go for it!"
"But......" Li Chongrun hesitated, "what kind of system is this?" ”
"What system?" Wu Ning glared, "The eldest husband can bend and stretch, Han Xin is still humiliated by his crotch!" The heavens will descend on the people, and they must first suffer their minds, strain their bodies and skins, and empty their bodies. What are you missing!? Go, don't be afraid! ”
"Derre!"
In order to eat a full stomach, Li Chongrun also fought hard.
strode and went straight to the silk village of the Wei Wangfu in the East City.
"Come on!" Wu Ning held Qin Miaoniang with his left hand, followed Taiping and Li Bao'er on his right, and followed behind the silly boy, not forgetting to cheer him on!
"The husband must be able to bend and stretch!"
"Think of Han Shin!!"
"The heavens will descend on the ......"
Saw......
I saw Li Chongrun majestic, high-spirited, and went straight to the silk village.
When I arrived at the door, I looked up and saw that it was my own business, so I took a deep breath and stepped in.
No matter what happened to the shopkeeper and his buddy, how could he not recognize his son-in-law, "Shizi!" ”
Half of the greetings were made, but they remembered King Wei's instructions that the prince was not from King Wei's mansion now, and he should no longer have anything to do with it.
The shopkeeper couldn't, so he had to change his words temporarily, "This, this guest officer, look at the material?" ”
Well, the words are the words of a businessman, but the tone is not fake, and it is still a slave who is a head shorter.
Li Chongrun pulled his face and responded coldly, "Hmm." ”
Then, "Go, get me two pieces of good paper and a set of pen and ink." ”
"Huh?" The shopkeeper didn't hear clearly, and was a little confused, "Yes, what do you want paper and pencil for?" ”
As a result, Chongrun Gongzi glared, "Let you go, you will go!" Don't ask Ben Gongzi to say it a second time. ”
"Good...... Good ......"
The shopkeeper was completely stunned by Li Chongrun, and hurriedly ordered the man to get a pen and paper.
"Childe, this is going to be ......"
"Bring it to you!" Li Chongrun didn't say a word, picked it up and ran.
By the time the shopkeeper reacted, His Royal Highness the Prince had already disappeared.
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“......”
The shopkeeper and the guy looked at each other, "This ...... Is this what you want? Or are you here to rob it? ”
I didn't come back to my senses for a long time, but the result was ......
As a result, Li Chongrun went and returned.
But it was too easy to succeed, and Chongrun Gongzi felt that he could take advantage of it again.
Rushed into the store, picked up a piece of plain fabric, turned around and left.
When it was over, he threw a sentence to the shopkeeper, "Rob, report to the official!" ”
"Beat, rob !?"
The shopkeeper's eyes didn't bulge, looking at His Royal Highness the Prince of the World, blinking his back without a shadow, and his heart said, it's really fresh, how long has it been degraded for a long time, how could a good son become a bandit?
Besides, you just said that if you go to the sky, you are also your own son-in-law, how can you report to the official?
Because of a plain cloth and a few pieces of straw paper, he sent his son-in-law to prison?
The shopkeeper was completely speechless, and sent the guys, "Go to work, what do you see?" Haven't you seen a robbery!? ”
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There are pen, ink, paper, inkstones, and even plain cloth for five people to make clothes.
You must know that the old lady didn't have any affection at all, and the five of them had nothing to do except for a set of clothes on their bodies, and they didn't even change their clothes.
Li Chongrun was holding a bunch of things, and when he returned to Wu Laojiu's side, he still felt quite accomplished.
Of course, Wu Ning praised this, "Well, that's good!" I'm really impressed with you. ”
In particular, this product has learned to draw inferences, smoothed the pen and ink, and also smoothed a piece of cloth.
"Go ahead! Your sister, your aunt, and your brother and me, whether you can eat a full meal at noon or not is all on your shoulders. ”
"Huh? Really going? ”
You let His Royal Highness the Prince rob his own shop, Li Chongrun really has no burden at all.
However, if you really let him set up a stall on the street, then you still have to be embarrassed?
"Look at it, just praised you a few words, and then coaxed?" Wu Ning straightened his face.
"The big husband can bend and stretch, and Han Xin was humiliated by his crotch and accumulated a lot. Heaven will descend on the people, and they must first ......"
"Alright, alright, alright." Li Chongrun hurriedly interrupted Wu Ning.
This set of rhetoric, before dawn, Wu Laojiu began to chatter, and the young man Chongrun is now buzzing in his brain, and there are only a few sentences left.
"Can't I go?"
Chongrun Gongzi was completely out of the way, and he opened an empty field in the East Market, and he really set up a letter stall.
Moreover, it's kind of like that, even the signboard has it.
It's just that passers-by take a closer look, this signboard ...... Why is it a bit like a hanged white ayako? The old elder dragged the ground for a long time, and it was not wide.
A few big words on the book: "Write a letter to the family and prepare a lawsuit." ”
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Taiping, Li Bao'er and Qin Miaoniang followed behind Wu Ning and watched, they were a little unbearable.
is a good and polite son, he was only hungry for one meal, and he was taught to look like this by Wu Laojiu, which is too miserable.
"It's too embarrassing, isn't it?"
Taiping was upset for his nephew, "No matter how you say it, he is also the queen of the royal family." Reduced to this, if you are bumped into by an acquaintance, how will you see people in the future? ”
"That's it!" Li Bao'er also looked at Wu Ning with disdain.
"Even if my brother belittles the common people, no matter how you say it, it will be a waste. How can you get him to rob, ghostwrite? ”
"Huh."
I saw Wu Laojiu laugh dryly, "You are so kind, why don't you go?" ”
Taiping and Li Bao'er were stunned and couldn't help but take a step back.
Let them go? It's better to kill them.
Li Bao'er was not angry, "Then why don't you go!?" ”
Wu Ning spread his hands, "The waste of the world is a shame, it's better than me, the waste of the county king!" ”
Say something sincere, "Anyway, I can't pull this face." ”
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