Chapter 8: The Three Knots of Taoyuan
"Headmaster, you can't let Gongsun Chan mess around anymore, you don't know what he's become like now, lynching ordinary students without permission. Smashed people's hands and feet! Liu Yu said angrily to the principal Guo Xun.
As soon as the principal Guo Xun saw Liu Yu's expression when he came in, he knew that this was the other party who had lost another fight with Gongsun Zhan, so he hurriedly comforted him:
"Bo'an, don't be impatient, you extinguish the fire first. You also know that winter is about to come again, if there is no Gongsun Chan and his discipline team, then what can we do to resist the invasion of Wuhuan University? If it weren't for his courageous resistance over the years, our school would have been annexed by Wuhuan High School long ago. ”
"But just watch him continue to mess around?" Liu Yu knew that he couldn't live without Gongsun Chan now, but he was unwilling to accept that he didn't have any sins, and he wanted to struggle.
"Bo Jue didn't mess around, and he didn't have too many problems managing students, but it is estimated that the students provoked him this time, so he will ignore discipline and teach the other party a lesson."
"Headmaster, if you defend him like this, sooner or later you will spoil him."
"Alas, who told us that there is no one in Rende University, only he can lead the troops to fight the people of Wuhuan University!"
Hearing this, Liu Yu knew that I was afraid that the result this time would still be the same as before. Liu Yu suddenly came up with the idea of finding a team that could fight against Wu Huan, so that Gongsun Zhan would no longer have the capital to show off his martial arts, and he couldn't help but think of the two students he saw in the interrogation room. can let Gongsun Chan use siege tactics, and it is expected that the martial arts should not be bad.
Well, that's it! Thinking of this, I won't continue to argue with the principal Guo Xun. Gongsun Zhan, I, Liu Yu and Liu Bo'an, will never continue to let you ruin the reputation of the school!
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Seeing that Long Yuan's hands and feet had basically returned to normal except for a little broken skin, Zhang Fei thought it was the credit of Huagui, and hurriedly let go of the hand holding Huagui's collar, a bear hug picked up Huagui, turned around three times before putting it down, held Huagui's hand and said excitedly: "Oh my God, thank you doctor, thank you doctor, you are really a miracle doctor, a wonderful hand miracle doctor!" ”
"No, no, that injury was recovered by your eldest brother himself, and it has nothing to do with me."
Although I really want to get the name of a miracle doctor, it is not my own credit, and it is not easy to recognize the luxury.
Guan Yu on the side was thoughtful when he heard this, it seems that Brother Liu can withstand the blow of the thunder, and it is not completely unreasonable. With this recovery ability, it is indeed possible to withstand it, is he really the person of destiny he is looking for? Guan Yu thought in his heart.
"Haha, it deserves to be my eldest brother Zhang Feizhi, it really has something unique, it seems that my old Zhang is still very discerning! Haha~"
Zhang Fei laughed on the side, proud of his vision, and thought that he was also a Bole who knew people well. was tragically attacked by Guan Yu, and there was a burst of gorgeous white eyes.
"Ah~, everyone, morning!"
Long Yuan, who was on the operating table, yawned at this time and greeted everyone in a daze.
"Big brother, you're awake!"
"Hmmm! Well? Where am I? ”
Being shouted by Zhang Fei's loud voice, Long Yuan, who was still a little hysterical, suddenly came to his senses, looked at the somewhat familiar environment, and the luxurious man wearing a white coat and a mask on the side, and then looked at his hands and feet that were tied and fixed, and suddenly shouted: "Damn, why did I run to the operating room, what do you want to do to me?" ”
Zhang Fei watched the eldest brother's struggling movements, knowing that he had misunderstood, and hurriedly asked Huagui to let go of the machine that bound the eldest brother's hands and feet, and explained: "Big brother, don't be excited, I brought you to the infirmary for treatment, this is Dr. Huaguihua." ”
"Yes, Brother Liu, you were tortured by Gongsun Chan in a coma, and we brought you here in a hurry. Brother Liu, are you okay now? ”
"Yes, big brother, how are you feeling now, is there anything else uncomfortable? Do you need to ask someone to take you to a big hospital? ”
Looking at Zhang Fei and Guan Yu's concerned gaze, Long Yuan's heart felt warm. Sure enough, it's my good brother!
"It's okay, thanks to the care of the two brothers, I'm very alive now." Saying that, Long Yuan moved his hands and feet, and made a series of bodybuilding movements, indicating that he had fully recovered.
"Eh, big brother, what were you practicing martial arts just now? Is it some martial arts cheats, can you teach me? ”
Well, you still can't think of this place as modern!
"Ahem, that, Zhang Fei! This is just some inconsequential movements, not martial arts. ”
Long Yuan hurriedly explained, don't let Zhang Fei's brainless misunderstanding. saw Zhang Fei suddenly look at himself with a serious face.
"Well, big brother, do you know anything special about you?"
Long Yuan was taken aback, could it be that when he fell asleep, did he say something?
Hurriedly explained: "What is so special about me! It's not like you, one nose and two eyes. One head, two hands. ”
"Don't you know that your recovery ability is particularly strong, big brother?"
"Really? I don't think so. ”
"Brother Liu, don't you think it's strange, your hands and feet have been injured so badly, and it only took such a short time to return to normal. You must know that if someone else is so seriously injured, they will not be able to get better without ten days and half a month. ”
"This ......"
"Ding, congratulations to the host for discovering his hidden abilities and enhancing cellular activity. Because the host's body was struck by the lightning of time and space, the cell activity in the body far exceeded that of ordinary people, so the injuries suffered were easier to recover from than ordinary people. ”
The voice of the system suddenly remembered and explained everything to Long Yuan.
"Oh, what am I, wasn't I struck by lightning the other day! Don't they all say that if you don't die in a big disaster, you will have a blessing, maybe it's because of that, so I get hurt faster than others. ”
"I see, Brother Liu is really the one favored by God." Guan Yu was sure that the Liu Bei in front of him was the person of destiny that he was looking for.
Everyone suddenly realized that the sentence that if you don't die in a catastrophe, there will be a blessing, which successfully explained all this. After all, not everyone can survive under the blow of the thunder.
"Okay, don't say anything else, we have to go to class later, you all go back first."
Although he was very grateful for Guan Zhang's concern, he couldn't delay his studies because of this, so Long Yuan urged the two to hurry back to class.
"Big brother, you don't know yet, it's already out of school now."
"Didn't you just take a class, why did you get out of school?"
"Because there were only two classes in the afternoon, and it's been more than two hours since you were caught, big brother! Even Dr. Hua was stopped by us just about to get off work. ”
Damn Gongsun Chan, my brother is absent from class, and sooner or later I will remove you from the position of student council president, and then kick you out of Rende High School.
Turning his head and saying apologetically to Guan Zhang and the others, "I'm sorry, but the two brothers have skipped class. ”
"What is this called, you are my eldest brother, you are in trouble, brother, can I still see death without help."
"That's it, Brother Liu, you're too much of an outsider when you say this."
"Haha, okay, I agree with you two brothers. Let's go, since it's already out of school, then we will go to Taoyuan to pay our respects according to the original plan. ”
"Okay, I'll call someone to prepare a car and pick us up."
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As the sun sets, the dusk sun reflects the peach blossoms flying in the sky, and the cigarette smoke fills the sky, setting off a fairyland on earth.
In the peach orchard, Liu Bei, Guan Yu, and Zhang Fei hugged each other, standing in front of the table carefully arranged by their subordinates, enjoying the beautiful scenery of the world.
On the table, a small exquisite incense burner is placed in the middle, with three sticks of sandalwood sticks inserted on it, green smoke straight up, three animal sacrifices are placed around, six empty old wine jars, and three large bowls as big as basins are stacked on top of each other. Three splendid futons were placed in front of the desk, which were being put away by his subordinates.
Just now, Long Yuan and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei completed the worship section that will basically occur in every time and space of the Three Kingdoms.
Although there were some hiccups in the middle, several people eventually succeeded in becoming brothers of the opposite sex.
The three of them are arranged according to their age, and the eldest brother is naturally our Long Yuan, that is, Liu Bei. The second brother Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are still the juniors.
The three hugged each other and refused to let go for a long time.
Thinking back to just now, as soon as Long Yuan arrived in Taoyuan, he saw the conspicuous three big incense sticks on the table, and looked at the half-meter-long big incense in front of him with some shock, looking at the incense burner that was not too big, this incense was really not proportional to the incense burner, Long Yuan doubted that this incense burner could stand three such big incense sticks.
Asked Zhang Fei: "Yide, your incense is too big!" Look at how big the incense burner is, it can't stand up at all. ”
"It's okay, big brother, the incense represents our sincerity, and this incense is specially prepared by me. It's okay guaranteed! ”
"Are you sure?"
"No problem."
"So what's the matter with those three basins, are they for us to wash our hands after bowing our doors?" Long Yuan pointed to the three bowls as big as basins on the table and said.
"That's for drinking sworn wine! Big brother, don't you know? Zhang Fei looked at Long Yuan suspiciously.
"Yun Chang, is this true?"
"Naturally, when you use this bowl for swearing, it will show deep brotherhood."
"Alright, let's get started!"
The three of them knelt on the futon, holding a half-meter-long incense stick, and shouted loudly together: "Today, I Liu Bei (Guan Yu, Zhang Fei), I am willing to become brothers of the opposite sex, and from now on, in the name of benevolence and righteousness, I will act chivalrous and righteous, save the common people, share weal and woe, and rely on each other. If this oath is violated, people and gods will be punished. After speaking, kowtow to heaven and earth.
The three of them were in no particular order, each with a big incense, respectfully inserted in the small incense burner.
"Damn, I'll just say I can't stand! Yide, you idiot, why do you let people prepare such a big incense! Saying that, Long Yuan suddenly stir-fried chestnuts and knocked them on Zhang Fei's head.
And Zhang Fei knocked on the head of his subordinates on the side with a fried chestnut: "What are you going to do, won't you try it beforehand?" Look at the big brother angry. ”
His subordinates were beaten for a while, and his heart said, isn't it a big incense that you have to prepare, the table is so big, how to prepare a suitable incense burner! But I thought so in my heart, but I couldn't say it, so I obediently asked someone to bring the sandalwood used for normal worship and carefully handed it to Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei hurriedly handed it to Long Yuan, "Big brother, it's okay to use this!" ”
"Wouldn't it be good if you used this earlier, why do you have to learn the bells and whistles that others do, and you have to be down-to-earth to understand! Use whatever you want. ”
"Yes, yes, big brother taught me."
Re-lit the incense, knelt on the futon and shouted the oath again, and the three respectfully inserted the incense into the incense burner, and this time the sandalwood stood firmly in the incense burner.
Pick up the Haikou bowl on the side, this Haikou bowl is really big! A bowl is the size of a washbasin, but who made this a tradition here! Long Yuan was helpless, looked at Zhang Fei's subordinates, poured six jars of old wine before pouring the three Haikou bowls, looked at the yellow old wine in the bowl, gritted his teeth, and Guan Yu and Zhang Fei picked up the basin together, no, they picked up the big bowls together and touched each other, and said: "Come, brothers, do it!" ”
"Big brother, third brother, do it!"
"Big brother, second brother,!"
The three of them immediately drank "coo, coo".
After only half of the drink, Long Yuan couldn't hold on a little, and his appetite was already filled with rice wine. My mother, who stipulated this, to use such a big Haikou bowl to worship, I must greet his relatives.
Turning his head to look at Guan Yu Zhang Fei, who was still drinking on the side, Long Yuan said in his heart that he couldn't lose to the brothers as a big brother, so he continued to hold the big bowl and drank it fiercely, and the wine suddenly flowed down Long Yuan's mouth, which relieved Long Yuan of a lot of burden.
Finally, after dripping a lot of wine, Long Yuan covered his bulging stomach and finally drank all the wine in the bowl. A full burp sounded, and a hint of wine came out.
I hated the person who set this rule, not for anything else, but for the uncomfortable feeling in my stomach. Although Long Yuan doesn't feel pain now, he still feels it! Now the belly of the drink is about to explode, who can stand this!
But Guan Yu and Zhang Fei, who were looking at the side, were like no one. Well, when I didn't say it, it's really, not a person from the same world, who can't bear the customs of the other party!
"Haha, I didn't expect my eldest brother to be a good drinker!" Guan Zhang and the two glanced at each other, and when they saw that the eldest brother hadn't fallen, they couldn't help but praise it.
"Just kidding, Hiccup, your eldest brother isn't even afraid of thunder, Hiccup, are you still afraid of a little wine!" It's too much, Long Yuan said with a full hiccup.
"Hahaha, happy, come and continue to bring wine, we have to continue to drink with our eldest brother." Zhang Fei said heroically to his subordinates, but was stopped by Long Yuan.
"Don't don't, I really can't stand it anymore, I want to drink you and Yun Chang together, don't pull me, I want to take it slowly." Long Yuan decisively confessed, joking, I was really going to die with a belly explosion after drinking.
Seeing that the eldest brother really couldn't drink anymore, the two of them stopped pressing, so they let people carry two more jars of old wine and start drinking.
waited until the two of them drank until sunset and dusk and saw the beautiful scenery of Taoyuan, and then stopped. The three of them hugged each other and sat together. Enjoy the beautiful scenery of the peach blossom sky and the sunset.
Long Yuan suddenly had a feeling:
"The wind blows the flowers and falls, and the peach-colored spring light rains like rain.
After the sunset, people are about to knot Jinlan.
Look at today, there are three knots in the peach garden.
Looking at the Ming Dynasty, helping the poor and saving the heroes. ”
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