Chapter 24: Chinese New Year's Eve Q&A
Chinese New Year's Eve.
Xiping 6th year, December 30.
"Lord!" The trio came together.
"Hahaha! Yuanhao, Gonghe, and Zhengnan are seated. Zhang Zhen brought the three into the house: "Today is Chinese New Year's Eve, if you don't drink and talk, wouldn't it be tasteless." ”
"Thank you, my lord."
The three of them sat down one by one, and the judge immediately held up a corner of the wine bottle and said: "Lord Duke, even if it is Chinese New Year's Eve, there is also wine, why not come to a poem to help the wine." ”
"Yuanhao is well-read, why not dedicate a song to Zhengnan." Zhang Zhen kicked the ball directly to Tian Feng. In addition to being able to steal it, he really doesn't have any ink.
"Lord, this is not right, how can you blame me." Tian Feng naturally couldn't take it, the three of them had already colluded, and they would try the depth of the lord if they said anything today.
"Gong and save me!"
"Ahem! Lord, I'm cold again. Frustrated professor pretended to cough non-stop, acting as if it was really like that.
Zhang Zhen secretly said that he didn't pay attention to righteousness, you don't commit it early or late, but you did it afterwards. There is no one else with this acting, it seems that they came prepared today, and they want to make themselves deflated, which naturally can't be as they wish. Walking back and forth in the room, falling into deep thought, this forced pretend, give 100 points. Tian Feng and the three of them looked at each other and smiled, and when they saw the appearance of the three of them, they almost celebrated with wine.
In the seventh and eighth steps, Zhang Zhen stopped, picked up a bottle of wine, drank it all, and said:
Today is the old year, and the coming day is the new year.
After the public and the people, there are talents who do not want to show it.
Zhengnan should read me, Yuan Hao before drinking.
The expedition to southern Xinjiang in April, when to triumph.
"Haha, the lord is talented, come and come, Yuan Hao, the lord and this cup of wine are toasted to the lord, and the eight steps into a poem are unheard of in the world." It looks like I've been waiting for a long time to drink! Just look at the speed of serving wine.
"Yes, yes, the talent of the lord is ten times better than mine." It seems that it is good to go back and forth between breaths, and Zhang Zhen's most commonly used words are also used.
"Huh? The male and you are well cold. Zhang Zhen asked in surprise.
"Ahem! Lord, not yet, not yet! Ahem! Frustrated with a red face when asked, he quickly pretended to cough.
Zhang Zhen said secretly: ", this is too unprofessional, do you want to find an acting teacher for you." ”
Tian Feng saw that he was frustrated and acted like this, he almost suffocated his internal injuries, slandered his stomach, and was extremely dissatisfied, and he was solved by the lord before he could make a move, and the next thing was to see him make a move.
"Lord: Four-sided lamps, single-layer paper, looming, illuminating all over the south, south, north, and west. I don't know what to mean by this? Frustrated Asaha Feng cast a grateful look.
The judge said: "Yuan Hao, it is worthy of being well-informed, very wonderful!" Wonderful! "Look at how the lord is right.
Seeing that Tian Feng didn't give him a chance to breathe, Zhang Zhen thought for a moment and said: "A year of soldiers, a few hanging money, blood and sweat, and all the spring, summer, autumn and winter.
"Oh? Wonderful, wonderful! Frustrated, he clapped his hands and praised.
Tian Feng continued: "Half of the thatched hut shelters, stand by me, and sit by me. ”
Zhang Zhenying said: "A few sweet potatoes to survive, the rice is it, and the vegetables are also it."
"Haha! Lord, if it's a baked sweet potato, I'm willing to do it!" Ever since I ate roasted sweet potatoes, I have never forgotten it.
"Yes, yes, what Zhengnan said is true, it's really good." Frustrated is also full of anticipation, as if he is still reminiscing.
Tian is full of black lines, you have completely forgotten the purpose of coming, and you can only rely on yourself. The eyes were filled with battle intent, as if there was a golden air flow bursting out in all directions, and the decisive battle was at this moment: "A little girl, two eldest sisters, three inches of golden lotus and four inches of waist, six boxes of colorful powder of hardware, eight points and nine points and ten times more delicate." ”
Zhang Zhen felt Tian Feng's "momentum", as if he had taken a stimulant, and a blood-colored breath was stimulated: "In nineteen months, eight minutes into a circle, seven filial piety and six times, five watches, four drums and three sounds, two Qiao and Da Qiao married alone." ”
The momentum of the two gathered above their heads, as if they had formed a Buddha and a demon, and they would do it if they didn't agree with each other.
Feng said: "The underwater day is the day in the sky." ”
Zhen replied: "The person in the eye is the person in front of him." ”
Feng Yan: "Heaven is a chessboard star, who dares to play?"
Zhenhui: "When the pipa road is a string, which one can play?"
Feng Dao: "Three mouthfuls of white water for tasting spring tea." ”
Zhenying: "Zhu Xian'an is two mountain people. ”
Feng Yun: "Ten thoughts, thinking about his wife, thinking about his son, thinking about his parents." ”
Zhen Tu: "Thank you for your words, thank God for the king." ”
"Boom" spit out with Zhang Zhen's last word, like a demon lord standing between heaven and earth, heaven and earth changed color, completely shrouded in blood, and the gold receded.
"Woohoo......!" Tian Feng was already out of breath: "I'm not coming, I'm not coming." "Is this still human? Can you have a good time?
"Hehe" Zhang Zhen laughed kindly, and the three of them were full of excitement, as if they had a bad premonition. said: "Since you have nothing to do, then I will also come up with a debut question to test you!" ”
"Oh? Since the lord is interested, then listen to the minister! The judge said.
"What is the sky?" Zhang Zhenxiao asked, his questions came from the Heavenly Debate of Qin Mi of the Three Kingdoms, even Qin Mi could answer them fluently, with the intelligence of the three of them, these questions should not be a problem! He asked this question just to change the topic and adjust the atmosphere.
"Head?" The three of them looked at each other, not knowing why.
"Well, the sky has a head?" Zhang Zhen nodded and said the question again.
"Head?" The judge touched his head and said, "Impossible!"
"Feng admits defeat! Lord, Feng doesn't know. Tian Feng looked dazed.
"Yes, I don't know."
"Haha! A saint thinks a thousand times, and there must be a mistake! Zhang Zhen said proudly: "Of course the sky has a head!" ”
"Oh? Where's that head? Tian Feng was curious and asked.
"There is a cloud in the Book of Songs: It is a family to the west! Therefore, the head of the sky is in the west! "Zhang Zhen is secretly happy, hehe, just now you were all very angry!
"Oh!" The three of them suddenly realized that as long as they knew the method, the question was much simpler: "I see! Does the lord still have such a question? ”
"Heaven has ears?" Zhang Zhen asked with a smile.
"Yes!" Tian Feng answered first.
"What's the explanation?" Zhang Zhen asked.
"Poetry: 'The crane sings in Jiugao, and the sound is heard in the sky.'" If they have no ears, how can they hear? Tian Feng calmly replied, "Haha, come to the lord, drink this cup full!" ”
Judged, frustrated and sighed that his reaction was too slow.
"Zhengnan, Gong He! You're going to do it! Zhang Zhen smiled, "The next question, is the sky enough?" ”
"Yes!" Frustrated and rushed.
"What's the explanation?"
"Shiyun: 'The sky is difficult, and the son is not the same.'" If it is not enough, how can it be stepped? Frustration breathed a sigh of relief: "It's up to you in the south, you have to think about it." ”
"You, hey, you made friends carelessly, you made friends accidentally!" The judge smiled bitterly.
"Hahahaha!" The crowd laughed.
"Come again, do you have a surname?" Zhang Zhen waited for everyone's laughter to subside. Road.
"Yes!" The judge replied.
"Zhengnan, you have to think clearly." Tian Feng said with a smile.
"No problem, look at me this time!" The trial is full of promises.
"What's your last name?" Zhang Zhen asked.
"The surname is Liu!"
"Poof!" Frustrated and squirted out a mouthful of wine, "Why don't you win!" ”
"Oh? What a solution! Zhang Zhen smiled and looked at the trial.
"The surname of the Son of Heaven is Liu, so the surname of Heaven is Liu!" Judge the way.
"Due South! That doesn't count! This answer is too perfunctory. Frustrated said angrily.
"So what? I'm not wrong! The judge argued.
"Hahaha!" Watching the trial and eating deflated, everyone laughed.
For a moment, the room was filled with laughter.