This matter does sound absurd at first glance, but when it comes to operation, it is indeed a "miracle" no less than "Yunmengze Heavenly Thunder". Although the policy of fooling the people is a taboo in governing the country, if the foolish people have an effect, it is also worth trying.

Fang Xuanling said worriedly: "Your Majesty, the minister thinks it's inappropriate, you did defeat the locust god in this move, but you deified the queen, this is not what an emperor should do." ”

After speaking, Fang Xuanling looked at the two officials who were quickly recording their daily notes.

The Living Note is a record of the emperor's words and deeds, which is kept as a warning for later generations, or to provide information for historiography, and at least so far, the Living Note is still the most orthodox historiographical material in the country.

Because it is "not fake", what the emperor's ministers communicate, it will remember something, even if the emperor visited the kiln today, the two who recorded the living notes will not have the slightest idea of "hiding for His Holiness", and will meticulously write down "X year, X month, X day, the emperor arrived at the X Red Courtyard, and was fortunate to be a prostitute-prostitute XXX." ”

Now the three princes and one emperor are pondering in the imperial study to use the world as a stage and perform tricks for the people, if this spreads, several of them will be buried to death by historians.

Especially Yao Silian's goods, if he is asked to compile the history of Zhenguan, he will definitely make a strong comment on this behavior and warn future generations.

The eldest grandson Wuji saw that Fang Xuanling was looking at the living notes, and he had a plan in his heart, and deliberately slowed down his speech, so that the two long histories could remember it more clearly:

"Fang Xiang, that's not what he said, according to the old man, benefiting the world and stinking his own body, this is the practice of a saint. If this method is effective, it can save all the people from fire and water, and break the status of the locust god for future generations. ”

Leng Feng looked at the two long histories who were so excited that they wanted to cry and wanted to laugh a little, the eldest grandson Wuji flickered, and directly turned his fraud gang into a saint group.

Li Shimin made a final summary: "I thought about it, even if I am infamy, I must help the people to survive this locust plague!" 熩国公~"

Leng Feng heard Li Shimin call himself, and quickly changed from sitting cross-legged back to sitting upright.

"How to deal with this matter, I will leave it to you to be fully responsible, Mr. Arithmetic of the Academy of Literature, I have found it for you, so you don't need to go back to the Academy of Literature to teach recently, you can also call those three children back to help you."

After speaking, Li Shimin looked at Leng Feng with burning eyes.

Leng Feng also looked at Li Shimin suspiciously, is it all said when he finishes speaking? Look at me - what are you doing?

"Command! Commanded! Fang Xuanling saw Leng Feng looking at the emperor stunned, and hurriedly reminded him, I'll be obedient, what you said in the court is true! It's really rude!

"Oh, the minister-ling~"

Leng Feng casually arched his hand at Li Shimin, he really didn't like the ancient kneeling and bowing salutes.

Because there are too many rules, when kneeling, the posture of the hand is different, the expression of kneeling is different, the curvature of the bending when bowing, whether the thumb and the index finger are perpendicular to each other, the meaning expressed is also different.

Li Shimin had long been accustomed to Leng Feng's style, and he didn't care, he looked at the sky outside the palace and said, "It's not too early, why don't you three stay for a meal and stay in the palace overnight." ”

Although Fang Xuanling and the eldest grandson Wuji were not assigned a task by the emperor, since they were insiders, when Leng Feng had something to do, they would also try their best to support, Li Shimin left them in the palace overnight, in fact, to let them have a small meeting.

The dinner is good, it is the craftsmanship of the chef downstairs in the world, but the amount of meatballs is really too much, other people's banquets are served on plates, and the banquet prepared by Li Shimin is about pots.

Chef Wang, who is in the kitchen downstairs in the world, is probably the green smoke from the ancestral tomb, Li Shimin especially likes the buckle meat and meatballs he makes, and he also wrote a "first meatball in the world" to him.

With Lao Yuan's business acumen, how can he not operate it, so the first page of the newly made menu downstairs in the world is a separate dish: "Meatballs that His Majesty the Emperor likes to eat", with a price tag of 100 yuan!

One hundred runs, it can be said that the price is sky-high, but people who look at this dish can't help but want to try the meatballs that the emperor likes to eat, to see what kind of taste it is.

It's strange that there are only four people who eat, Leng Feng, eldest grandson Wuji, Fang Xuanling, and Li Shimin, but there are five cases.

After a while, Leng Feng knew why the emperor had put five cases.

Wei Zheng, who was covered in dust, didn't change his clothes, so he knelt on the ground: "Your Majesty, the ministers have been visiting the surrounding areas of Chang'an for a day, and they have already found out the situation. ”

Li Shimin put down his chopsticks and hurriedly asked, "How is it?" ”

Wei Zheng lamented: "Chen found an experienced hunter, traveled around the barren mountains, looked for locust eggs, and found that there were 100 locust eggs in a pit, most of them were alive, most of them were .........."

Wei Zheng really couldn't bear to say the following words.

The hunter said that after winter, it was not easy to have three or four locust eggs in a hole, but now, there are more than eighty!

Leng Feng has long been mentally prepared for this, fungi and winter snow are the great enemies of locust eggs, drought in a place is not terrible, what is terrible is that there is no rain all year round, and locusts will multiply rapidly.

The most terrible thing is that the hundred locust eggs in a pit were laid by a female locust!

Hearing Wei Zheng's words, Li Shimin suddenly had no intention of eating.

There are eighty pits in one place, and the devil knows how many locust eggs will turn into locusts in the underground of Guanzhong!

Leng Feng didn't have a headache at this time, but he remembered the group of chickens he raised, the farms in later generations were fed with feed, and the chickens and ducks raised were white and fat, but as soon as the pot was exposed, no matter how many condiments were put aside, it was not as good as the taste of raising in the countryside.

Some chickens and ducks in the world's manor have been hungry and full since they were born, which is really pitiful, so it is better to take this opportunity to give them some good things!

"Your Majesty~"

Leng Feng's voice woke up the low Li Shimin, Li Shimin looked at Leng Feng with a question in his eyes.

"This, I think, we can't do it for free, why don't you help me make an announcement."

Hearing Leng Feng's words, Wei Zhengqi's beard blew up: "The old man heard that you organized military generals to scatter grain, and everyone praised it, but your act of paying for scattering grain is really incredible!" Do you still want to hoard and collect money from the people? ”

(End of chapter)