Soon, a frightened obese man was carried into this arsenal by Erniu, it is hard to imagine that in this era when many people can't eat enough, there are people who are fatter than fat tigers, oily, and about 1.7 meters tall, fat like meat balls.

"General, this guy is the steward of the treasury, and I brought it to you."

Erniu pushed this fat man to the ground, originally wanted to let this guy kneel, but who would have thought that this guy was pushed like this, and his legs were weak with fright, and he rolled directly to the ground, and hit a few heels in a row, struggled, and wanted to kneel down and beg for mercy, but he couldn't get up, just like a turtle that was turned over and helpless.

"The general spares his life! The general spares his life! The fat tiger couldn't get up, so he just lay there, desperately begging for mercy, which was extremely funny.

Mo Chen looked at the fat man and then at the fat tiger, and said in a thoughtful voice: "Fat Tiger, you have to exercise more, don't be like this guy, I don't want to have one less fierce general who charges into battle at that time." ”

Everyone was stunned by Mo Chen's sudden words, and then they all looked at the fat tiger, and then looked at the fat man on the ground who struggled like a turtle, and suddenly the picture in everyone's mind became the appearance of the fat tiger falling to the ground struggling to stand up, and they almost burst out laughing directly, but considering the feeling of the fat tiger, and the fact that their generals were angry before, this scene is not suitable for laughing, they can only hold back their laughter, and a few people are desperately coughing to cover up the embarrassment of accidentally laughing just now.

Fat Tiger glared at this group of fox friends and colleagues Of course he knew what the embarrassment of these friends was at this time, but he was not easy to attack, after all, his eldest brother, the general was in front of him, and it was his most beloved eldest brother who spoke, he didn't dare to make a mistake. But it was obvious in that look that you guys were waiting for me, when I was making fun of you.

Ye Nan and the others were treated like a fat tiger, and one by one they either looked up at him, looked at the clouds drifting by, or kicked the rotten weapons that could be seen everywhere on the ground with their feet, as if these broken weapons still had any value to study.

And the monkey is even more unbearable, and directly puts his nails in his mouth and bites, as if he wants to

Cut off your own excessively long nails.

Fat Tiger no longer paid attention to these bad friends, and said with a look of grievance: "General, in fact, I have been trying to lose weight, and now I exercise a lot every day, and I only eat one bowl of rice, but these fat meat just can't lose weight, but general, don't worry, my fat is different from this guy's fat, this guy's fat is full of oil, but Xiaohu's fat is all strength." ”

"A bowl? Is it the bowl the size of a bucket? Mo Chen said coldly.

"This, this..."

Fat Tiger was speechless for a while, his bowl seemed to be a little bit bigger, but who called him a good amount of food! Just when the fat tiger didn't know how to answer, he saw the fat man on the ground who was still like a turtle turning over, and suddenly a wave of anger arose, he thought that this guy had really lost their fat face, fat could, but the fat one couldn't even turn over, it was too unforgivable, if he wasn't also one of the fat people, I was afraid that even he would laugh at this guy.

The fat tiger put his foot on the fat man's waist, pushed hard, and scolded: "Waste, you really disgrace our fat man's face, Made, how did you get up from sleeping?" ”

Which fat man was pushed by the fat tiger with his foot, rolled his body, and finally turned over.

The fat man was overjoyed, knelt up with difficulty, and kept kowtowing and begging for mercy: "The general spares his life!" The general spares his life! As long as the general spares the little one's life, the little one is willing to go up the knife mountain and get off the oil pot for the general, and he will not give up. ”

"Well, that's right!" Mo Chen touched his chin and said, "Come on, put the oil pot on the shelf for me." ”

"Ahh The general spares his life, and the general spares his life. When the fat man heard this, he was immediately frightened to pee, and he didn't care whether the headache hurt or not, he kowtowed desperately and begged for mercy, in order to show sincerity, the one who knocked was called a hard worker, as if his head was not his own, and the bang banged, and the blood flowed all over his face as if he didn't know anything.

The fat man was really frightened, Long Qi really had a few soldiers carrying a cauldron in the center of the courtyard, and poured a whole half of the pot of oil into it, and now there is a raging fire under the oil pot, the world can be seen! He was just talking, but he really didn't think about getting into the oil pot!

Don't say it's the fat man, even Erniu and them

The battalion commander felt a little that his general was really planning to fry this fat man, they often did this murder and dismemberment, but they couldn't believe it when they fried a living person, which reminded them of the most terrifying and darkest time that had happened in their Dazhao, that is, Bai Qi Killing God killed 400,000 troops in the Battle of Changping, and many of them were pushed into a cauldron and fried alive.

Mo Chen didn't pay attention to the fat man's howl and cried for mercy, and when the oil and water boiled, Mo Chen asked people to go to the grain depot to get dozens of chickens back, and then threw all the chickens into the oil pot to fry.

Mo Chen walked up to the fat man, pointed to the fried chicken in the oil pot and said, "Did you see those chickens?" ”

The fat man nodded again and again, still looking frightened, but in his heart he was secretly wondering if the general was going to invite him to eat fried chicken, and just when he was thinking about each other, he only heard a gurgling sound.

Mo Chen was speechless for a while, is this the nature of foodies? I originally planned to scare this fat man with the misery of those chickens, but who would have thought that this guy would have a rumbling stomach, which made Mo Chen admire the nature of this foodie very much.

Mo Chen was a little speechless and said, "You guy, you're really a foodie!" When you were in charge of the warehouse, you didn't open a small stove for yourself, right? Look at this fat one. ”

The fat man just wanted to explain, but Mo Chen showed a wicked smile again: "You say, if I throw you into the oil pan and fry it, how much oil and water can be fried?" ”

The fat man was almost frightened by Mo Chen's soul, and hurriedly said, "The general spares his life!" The villain is fat, this is fat, no oil and water, the general spares his life! ”

Mo Chen's face suddenly became stern, and he said: "If you don't want to be fried, then you will answer my question honestly, if I find that you have the slightest concealment, then I will throw you into the oil pan and fry it." ”

"Yes, yes, the general, please ask, the little one must tell the general everything he knows, and he will never dare to hide anything." The fat man said again and again.

Mo Chen nodded and said, "Okay, let me ask you, what's going on with these weapons?" Don't tell me that you soldiers use these weapons to kill the enemy. ”

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