Seventieth episode, two beggars came to stir up the situation

At this time, the captain of the guard led the two guards to come over in a panic, and reported to Tang Caichang while pushing and shoving the two beggars: "Report to Director General Tang, these two beggars were making trouble at the door just now, and we didn't let him in, but in the blink of an eye, I don't know why they came in." We're going to get them out!" ”

The three guards moved on the two beggars and expelled them from the cave as soon as possible, but after some pushing, it didn't work at all. The white-bearded old man pushed the crazy beggar beside him aside, and pushed and flicked his left hand, as if he was playing, a few strong men with five big and three thick were helpless against this old and sick two. Insiders look at it, this white-bearded beggar seems to be careless, in fact, this is the wonderful Tai Chi push hand, look at the two hands as if the clouds and water are flowing, there are push and receive, it seems to be stable, but in fact it is infinitely mysterious, look at the footsteps are free, there is a bow, it seems casual, in fact, it is-for-tat. The fists and feet of the three guards fell on the two beggars, just like a steel needle falling into a cotton bag.

Gong Ren understood in his heart, this is really a master, what kind of kung fu came in in the blink of an eye, it is clearly people's martial arts, you can't stop people, why can't you get rid of people, it is clearly that kung fu is not at a level, as long as people beckon, you can't help others.

What kind of person is Yang Hongjun, of course he saw who these two people were, and yelled: "Wanghai upstairs, you two old thieves, make us so miserable, it's really hard to find a place to break through the iron shoes, and it takes no effort to get here, today since you can enter this gate, don't even think about going out, and let the two of you taste that we are powerful." ”

The little brother Gu Tianhu shouted: "Big brother, these two beggars are too deceitful, see if there is no one in our elder brother's association, that time we lost our adults, and we haven't found them to settle accounts, and they came here again to make trouble." Kill chickens with a knife, let me meet him for a while. As he spoke, he took out the ruler from his body, and on the head of the white-bearded beggar was an iron ruler.

The ring ruler is more than a foot long, and it is used to restrain the sword, and it is a little harder, but it is ** burst when it hits the head.

The white-bearded old man was not in a hurry or in a hurry, and when the ring ruler was about to hit his head, his head was tilted, and the ring ruler flashed, and he didn't seem to look at it, and his right hand poked at Gu Tianhu's heart. Although he poked it with his hand, Gu Tianhu was like being poked with a knife, fell backwards, lay on the ground and hummed, and didn't get up for a long time.

Gong Ren shouted: "Good kung fu, one move wins." ”

This is worth it, Gu Tianhu, who is strong in martial arts, was subdued with one move, how could the three dragon heads not be shocked, and all the martial arts masters were also stunned. The third brother Zhang Yaoqing quit and scolded: "My fourth brother was careless about the enemy, so he fell for this beggar's secret trick." Fourth brother, don't be discouraged, the third brother has come to avenge you. As he spoke, there was a shout of wah-wah, and a pair of double hooks came up.

If you accidentally hook your neck or leg, you have to cut off a piece of meat if you can't break it, because the hook is sealed. If you are afraid of pain and follow the hook, it will be even worse, and if the other hook comes up again, and the two hooks are entangled, it will be the same as being tied with a rope, and you will not be able to escape from life or death.

In Gongren's heart, he really sweated for the old beggar. People are stinky and begging for food, you Zhang Yaoqing is a martial arts master, and you are still holding weapons, which damages your identity! There is a suspicion of bullying the small!

However, Zhang Yaoqing doesn't care about this, last time you stole our money in Wanghailou, and I hated it so much that the roots of my teeth itched, and this time I came to find trouble, so that my fourth brother would not be able to be a man in the future, this time I will abolish you, anyway, dying a beggar is the same as pinching an ant to death, who will break this lawsuit. That Zhang Yaoqing screamed, and slashed his right hand on the head of the white-bearded beggar. As soon as the white-bearded old man lowered his head and flashed, Zhang Yaoqing took the hook down and hooked it, and this time it was also avoided by the old man. Okay, I dodged the right hook and the left hook, and the left hook came down, and it was also a cut and a hook, and the old man lowered his head and turned his body to dodge.

Zhang Yaoqing was so angry that he yelled again, ordinary people can't dodge me these two times, are you still the same, it doesn't matter if you dodge these two hooks, I'll do a left and right attack again, see where you still hide. Zhang Yaoqing stretched out the two steel hooks left and right this time, and then came to a two-way pinch, saying that it was too late and that it was fast, it was really powerful, and the two steel hooks were slammed into the middle, and it was a small tree that had already been broken, and he wanted to kill the white-bearded beggar in it. I only heard a "bang", and the two iron hooks made a crisp sound of metal colliding, and then looked at the man...... What about people? I don't know where it went.

Just when Zhang Yaoqing was puzzled, he suddenly felt a sharp pain in his heart, which made Zhang Yaoqing grin all of a sudden, his whole body was soft, and he couldn't support it all of a sudden, and his legs were weak, and he collapsed on the ground.

Gong Ren was shocked and shouted: "Good kung fu, three moves to win!" Three moves to win......"

It turned out that the white-bearded old man had already jumped behind Zhang Yaoqing with light skills, and lit his acupuncture point on the fire gate of his back acupoint. After that, the heart acupoint has an immediate effect on angina pectoris, chest and abdominal pain, but if you click it when it is not painful, the situation will be different.

At this moment, the audience couldn't help but gasp, what kind of kung fu is this! What a master this is! This man is amazing! The face of the four leading leaders is lost, and a stinky one has defeated two generals in a row, how will he order the three armies in the future, and how will he mix in the rivers and lakes in the future, just put it bluntly, he will have no face to see people in the future.

This time, Li Yunbiao had to play no matter what, he shouted: "I'd rather call people to death, not let people be scared to death, but is it just a stinky person who wants to eat, my two brothers are because they underestimate you too much, I can't imagine that your kung fu is so strong." What's so great about being strong in martial arts, the big deal is that it's planted in your hands, what's the great thing about being planted in your hands, after I die, there will be a big brother, if the eldest brother dies, and the 300,000 brothers of my brotherhood, the elder brother's members are endless, I don't believe in the rule or disobey you, and one day I will defeat you-"

When Yang Hongjun heard this, he was not very satisfied, and pouted and said: "If you talk about death before the war starts, it is not good for the army, and it is not good for the army!" ”

When he was fast, he did a test, and threw it quickly with a steel needle, but he was all knocked to the ground, and he splashed it with a basin of water, but he couldn't splash Li Yunbiao at all. The defense is good, let's talk about the offense, such a fast steel whip rolls over like a wheel, who can dodge it, hit the head, **burst, hit the body, and break the legs and bones. How about calling the second brother, or how to sit in the second chair of the elder brother's association, if you don't have the ability, can you sit in this position?

Li Yunbiao's white wheels rolled over, but the white-bearded old man was not in a hurry, his body also rotated, saying that it was rotating, but in fact, he used the kung fu of his feet to rotate with the steel whip, and he rotated and rotated, and then he rotated to the inner circle of the steel whip. There is a term called synchronization, when the pace of rotation is the same as the speed of rotation of the whip, this is also called synchronization. Otherwise, the rear Coulland will never be able to catch up with the former Coulland, and of course the steel whip will not be able to hit the old man.

The white-bearded old man and the steel whip are synchronized, then it will be easy to do, the white-bearded old man got into the circle of the steel whip, and stretched out his finger again, towards Li Yunbiao's temple. Li Yunbiao couldn't stand it anymore, as soon as his head was dizzy, the steel whip was thrown out, and it didn't matter if he threw it out, the stone curtains, stalagmites, stone flowers, and stone pillars in the cave were knocked out a lot, according to modern terms, it belonged to the destruction of cultural relics, and the light was a fine of 2,000 yuan, and the heavy was taken to the detention center, and he had to be sentenced to one year and eight months.

In just a while, a stinky white-bearded old man who wanted food actually defeated the three generals of the Elders' Association in a row, and the whole audience was collectively stone-carved at that time. OMG! Do you dare to go up, the second brother, the third brother, and the fourth brother are all gone, then only the eldest brother is on it, if the eldest brother loses again, it will be really out of control.

Of course, Gong Ren has long thought of this, if Yang Hongjun loses again, then the elder brother will really lose, if Yang Hongjun is undefeated, others will say that it is Yang Hongjun who saved face for this stinky food. Gong Ren hurriedly came out to play a round and said: "Everyone, everyone, don't be impatient, don't be impatient, this old man who wants to eat, is he here to show off his martial arts?" What's so great about you, our Yang Da Faucet hasn't made a move yet, if you do, you have 10 people, and you are not our Yang Da Faucet opponent, Yang Da Faucet said, isn't that the case? ”

Yang Hongjun was so angry with this old man who asked for food that his stomach was bulging, but when he thought of really starting with him, he might not be sure of victory. Thinking of this, Yang Hongjun roared loudly like an ox and said: "Adults don't remember villains, today is an important day for a meeting, don't have the same knowledge as you, and when you have time in the future, I will compete with you." ”

Gong Ren thought to himself: "If you could win the battle, you would have fought a long time ago, and you felt that you couldn't win the battle, so you talked like this, and you would really go down the slope of the donkey." After dealing with Yang Hongjun, Gong Ren said to the white-bearded old man again: "This old hero, presumably you didn't come here today to eat!" We're having an important meeting today, and you must have something important. Since you're here, please tell me, what's the matter with you? ”

As soon as everyone heard this, they all understood at once, what kind of battle was fought at today's meeting, what kind of martial arts was compared, isn't this confused for confused, the big matter has not been resolved, and it was disturbed by such an old man who asked for food. Since everything has come to this point, I don't care for a while, let's listen to what this old man is doing!

So, Tang Caichang smiled and said, "This old man, please ask for a big name?" ”

The white-bearded old man smiled and said, "Two stinky people who want to eat, when do you have any honorable surnames, my name is Yunzhongyou, and this national teacher is called Tanakacao." ”

Tang Caichang nodded and said, "Oh, the middle of the clouds, it is the four seas as home, traveling everywhere, okay!" Good name. Is the grass in the field, it is just an ordinary grass, ordinary people, we are all like this, we are all like this! So ask the old man, do you have anything to do here? ”

"Hey," Yun Zhongyou said with a smile, "Actually, it's not a big deal, I just want to come here to eat." ”

Tang Caichang also laughed when he heard it, and said with a smile: "I thought it was a great thing, it turned out that I just wanted to eat together, not to mention the two of you, even if there are ten or eight more, I can afford to eat here!" Come on, invite these two old people to the room for dinner and some delicious food. ”

Yun Zhongyou smiled and didn't leave, and said, "It's not the two of us, what else?" ”

Tang Caichang looked outside: "Also, how many people are there, it won't be more than a hundred people, right?" ”

"Where are there more than 100 people......"

"How many people are that?"

"That's more than 100,000 people."

When Tang Caichang heard this, he was dumbfounded on the spot. Gong Ren laughed in his heart, this cloud swim, talking is really panting, just move all the beggars in the beggar country here, don't fight here, it has become a beggar relief center.

Tang Caichang hesitated for a moment and said, "This matter...... This thing...... There are indeed too many people, and we can't afford it! ”

Yun Zhong lobbied: "We are not here to eat for nothing, we are here to work, that is, to participate in the uprising, you must not turn us away!" ”

Tang Caichang still couldn't make up his mind: "Is this a thing...... Is this the thing...... I can't be a house, and I have to talk about it, and allow people from the beggars' country to come and participate in our uprising? ”

Yang Hongjun was holding back the fire in his belly, and when he saw that the opportunity came, where could he still face these two beggars, and said angrily: "We have 300,000 people, and there are a lot of people, if these more than 100,000 beggars join in again, what to eat, what to drink, and they are caught in the team, and the smell of Kaoru alone has killed us, how can we still fight!?" ”

Bi Yongnian considered a different meaning: "What we want is soldiers, elite soldiers who can fight, most of these beggars are old, weak and disabled, and there are many hooligans and scoundrels. If we have to choose, we can also consider it. ”

However, Yun Zhongyou could not compromise on this point: "If you want it all, don't pull it down, if you take away all the young and strong, and leave some that can't be done, our beggar country will really be finished." ”

Gong Ren thought for a while and said, "Is it okay to do this, we will select some elite soldiers who can fight, and then subsidize some food for their families." So, I wonder if the two gentlemen agree? ”

"Is this ......" Yun Zhongyou thought for a moment and said, "I can consider it." You don't have to give it to your family, they don't have any family, we are either men or women, women or children in our beggar country. ”

In the face of different opinions, Tang Caichang had no idea, thought for a while and said: "Two Mr. Yun Zhongyou and Mr. Tanakacao, we really didn't beat your score in this uprising, so please go back where you came from!" We have a low threshold here, and we really can't afford you two great gods. ”

Yun Zhongyou stopped smiling, and said with a straight face: "It's really a hot face and a cold ass, I originally came to join your team with good intentions, and I want to come to eat with a mouthful of food, but I don't want to do this!" Grandma's, if you don't revolutionize yourself, you won't let your family revolutionize. Walk! Let's go! There is no place to stay here, there is a place to stay here. ”

Yun Zhongyou pulled the grass in the field and walked away, and the episode was over. The decision to make the uprising was restarted.

Tang Cai often said with a serious face, and said arrogantly: "When we revolt, we must move quickly and have a big momentum, so it is tentatively scheduled to be launched at the same time as the Five Route Righteous Army." Qin Lishan and Wu Luzhen commanded the front army and were stationed in Datong; Tian Bangxuan commanded the rear army and was stationed in Anqing; Chen Youlong commanded the left army and was stationed in Changde; Shen Xin commanded the right army and was stationed in Xindi; Fu Cixiang and Lin Guitong were stationed in Hankou. The time is set for August 9, and the ......" will be launched at the same time in various places.

Gong Ren was not happy in his heart, and said to Wang Longtou: "Why is it that most of the commanders from all walks of life have become royalists, and I am afraid that I will not be able to control the situation at that time?" Wang Dayan was also not satisfied, and said: "If the can make honey, what else do you need the bees to do, I don't think they can mix any good stuffing." ”

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