Chapter Twenty-Nine: The Trench Is Inhumane
"Bell! Clang! Clang! Attention to the old and young masters in the Zhuangzi! The eldest young master said, everyone who has the final say will go to gather under the big willow tree, and the eldest young master has something to order! ”
Three times the gong, three times shouted, the sound of the gong and the dog's shout were intertwined, echoing over the Yang family Zhuangzi.
Someone poked his head out on the wall of a small courtyard, looked at the dog with a smile and said, "The dog is majestic now, and even this broken gong is struck with momentum!" ”
When the dog looked at the person who was probe, he said angrily: "You little brat, can you shout about the dog?" Shout Dog! Also, remember to tell your father and ask him to hurry up to the big willow tree at the head of the village, the eldest young master has something to order! ”
The baby at the probe was not annoyed, and said with a smile: "Tsk, follow the eldest young master out for a trip, and the dogs have become dog brothers!" Come in and have a glass of water before leaving? This broken gong is hoarse! ”
The dog took the mallet that struck the gong in his hand and was about to beat, and the little fart child of the probe shrank his head in fright, and then scolded with a smile: "I won't drink the water, don't dare to slack off on the orders of the eldest young master, you tell you quickly, otherwise be careful to be beaten!" ”
The little fart child disappeared, and the dog in new clothes shouted loudly: "All the old and young masters in the Zhuangzi pay attention!" The eldest young master said, everyone who has the final say will go to gather under the big willow tree, and the eldest young master has something to order! ”
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Zhu Zhanji has a deep understanding of what is called "inhumanity in the trench"!
According to the explanation that Young Master Yang told Zhu Zhanji, the trenchers, the bold people with a rustic atmosphere, are the closest to the people, they are bold, excellent, and enviable.
And Young Master Yang not only literally explained the word "trench", but also explained what is called a real trench with practical actions - there is nothing that cannot be done with money, if there is, use more money.
With the help of Yin Guo Shidao, the Shuntian Mansion, with the help of Yin Guo Shidao, the Shuntian Mansion, intentionally or unintentionally, the Young Master Yang successfully obtained the ownership of several mountains around the Yang family Zhuangzi.
Others buy piglets, chickens, and duck seedlings by one, and Young Master Yang is based on hundreds, and the piglets, chickens, and duck seedlings in the entire Shuntian Mansion are all collected, if it weren't for the Yang family Zhuangzi, there are a total of hundreds of households, and it is estimated that this unit will have to be exchanged for thousands.
Anyway, Zhu Zhanji felt that he was not such a loser, and he didn't dare to be such a loser, otherwise he would definitely be beaten.
Young Master Yang didn't care, after explaining to Father Yang that this was a three-dimensional ecological planting and breeding method learned from "an unknown master who has traveled the world", Father Yang let Young Master Yang toss casually.
At this time, it also reflects the benefits of the six champions, that is, no matter how you toss, ordinary people will only feel that they can't understand because they are stupid, rather than watching a loser in a loser.
Just like these people gathered at the head of Yangjia Zhuangzi Village.
Yang Shaofeng looked at the No. 100 farmer in front of him, first arched his hand towards the crowd, and then coughed his throat and said: "It's all a Zhuangzi, and Young Master Ben won't be polite to everyone, and he won't come to those empty ones, just say something!" ”
The crowd below looked at Young Master Yang like this, and immediately burst into laughter, and someone shouted at the top of their voices: "What the eldest young master said is not level, there is no Zi Shiyun, and he is not energetic!" ”
Yang Shaofeng looked at the person who spoke, and scolded with a smile: "I'll tell you Zi Shiyun, can you understand it?" ”
Someone shouted at the bottom, "I don't understand, but it feels learned!" ”
Yang Shaofeng smiled and said, "What, I feel great to be knowledgeable?" If you have knowledge, I'm not your eldest young master, am I? ”
Zhu Zhanji and Lin Yu glanced at each other, and then turned their heads tacitly, no longer staring at Young Master Yang - it's too embarrassing, the dignified six champions are such a virtue?
Yang Shaofeng, who had laughed for a long time, ignored Zhu Zhanji and Lin Yu, but sat on top of the mill at the head of the village, unfolded the folding fan and shook it, and said with a smile: "But then again, this young master is knowledgeable, right?" ”
The crowd below burst into laughter again, and the man who had been shouting just now shouted, "That's right! The eldest young master is knowledgeable, and the six champions are the champions! ”
As soon as the words fell, someone shouted: "Young master, they all say that the champion is a concubine, when will you marry a princess and come back?" ”
Then someone retorted, "Fart! I heard that if you marry a princess, you can't be a big official, but our eldest young master is a Wenqu star, why do you marry a princess? ”
Another humane: "That is, there are many good girls in our Zhuangzi, why bother to marry a princess?" Young master, I have a daughter in my family, who is twenty-eight years old now! ”
"Pull it down, your girl is a good hand at feeding pigs, but can she recite poetry? Do you know how to play piano, chess, calligraphy and painting? ”
Seeing that these people were pulling the topic farther and farther, and then looked at Zhu Zhanji and Lin Yu, whose faces were getting darker and darker, Yang Shaofeng couldn't help but snort and said, "Stop for me!" This son didn't call you here to listen to your gossip, he was serious! ”
Seeing that Young Master Yang said that there was something serious, the group of people who had already deviated to whose girl was good-looking and whose girl's ass was big stopped and shouted: "The eldest young master has something to order, if anyone frowns, they will be soft eggs who shrink their eggs!" ”
Looking at these croppers who were full of foul language, Yang Shaofeng's heart was hot - this is his basic plate, this is the cronies who can die for him if he follows him to the battlefield!
After coughing his throat again, Yang Shaofeng said: "I've heard that there are three yuan in the world, and there are no six songs in the world, right?" Young Master Ben is one of the six champions in the world! ”
Seeing that the people below were laughing again, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Why can I be the top six in high school, young master?" That must be our Zhuangzi's feng shui, right? ”
Someone in the crowd shouted: "The eldest young master is Wenqu Xing who went down to our Yang family Zhuangzi, then our Yang family Zhuangzi's feng shui must be excellent, and maybe there will be a prime minister in the future!" ”
Young Master Yang nodded in agreement, and said, "That's good!" But if you want to produce this prime minister, we can't just brag about it here, we have to really come out! ”
Seeing that everyone nodded below, Yang Shaofeng continued: "But it's not so easy to become a prime minister, at least let the children study, right?" ”
As soon as the words let the babies read came out, the effect was many times higher than when they were blowing the atmosphere just now, and everyone held their breath, for fear that the sound they made would disturb the eldest young master.
Yang Shaofeng shook the folding fan a few times, looked at the people with anticipation, and said with a smile: "Yes, you think right, just let the babies read!" ”
Seeing that the crowd began to exchange heads and ears again, Yang Shaofeng pointed with a folding fan, and said, "Don't talk yet, listen to me!" ”
After the crowd quieted down again, Yang Shaofeng said: "Our Yang family Zhuangzi is a little late, and social studies are a little farther away from us, plus other messy reasons, anyway, there are not many children in Zhuangzi to study."
But young master, let me tell you, you can't go on like this in the future, you have to let the babies study! ”
Someone couldn't hold back his excitement anymore, and couldn't help but speak: "Young master, we also want the baby to study, but there is no school, and there is no gentleman to teach the baby!" ”
Yang Shaofeng shook his fan lightly, stretched out his hand and pointed to the open space outside the village, and said with a smile: "Aren't there many open spaces here?" If you don't have a school, you will build it! We are more than 100 old men, can we still build a school?
As for Mr., my son took the money to invite, so I had to invite a few gentlemen to come over and teach the children to read. ”
Yang Shaofeng's words fell, but a trembling old man walked out of the crowd, and only got up and said after bowing to Yang Shaofeng: "If it can really be done, the old decay will be blind to death!" ”
Yang Shaofeng jumped down from the grinding plate to support the old man, and said with a smile: "What did the second master say, when the time comes, you go to the school to watch, and when the time comes, you will beat him if anyone dares to be naughty, as long as he can't die, he will be beaten to death!" ”
The second uncle nodded vigorously, and his mouth that had almost lost his teeth smiled and said, "Okay, it's easy to do with the words of the eldest young master, if I am caught in the future, then beat him!" ”
After letting go of the second master, Yang Shaofeng returned to the grinding plate and said loudly: "Of course, since this school is presided over by this young master, then you have to follow the rules of the young master, and you can't cover it in vain!" ”
Seeing that everyone was listening with their ears up, Yang Shaofeng continued: "First, this school does not charge tuition, the children study in the school, and they have to add an egg plus a glass of milk every day, and the money for books, eggs and milk, my family is out, but you have to pay for the pen, ink, paper and inkstone." ”
The second uncle frowned and said, "No, in this way, the eldest young master's family will lose a lot, and the eggs will be free, right?"
Also, these babies are all reading, and they still want to drink milk? We don't have so many little daughters-in-law in our Zhuangzi. ”
After snorting secretly in his heart, Yang Shaofeng said: "Second uncle, don't worry, this milk is not human milk, but milk or goat's milk." And then there's the second thing I'm going to say. ”
Coughing, Yang Shaofeng continued: "Everyone knows that I asked the dog to take people to buy a lot of chicken seedlings and piglets a few days ago, and these things are distributed from house to house, one pig per family, and ten chicken seedlings."
Pigs, they have to be raised well, and when the time comes to the end of the year, they are slaughtered, and the pig's head, pig's trotters, and pig's tail are all owned by the young master, and you have to add an additional five catties of bones and two catties of meat, and the rest are willing to eat or be willing to sell, young master, I don't care.
And the eggs that came out, half of them were kept at home to eat, and the other half was sent to the school for me, and no one was allowed to hide them!
But pay attention, don't fucking patronize and ponder the end of the year to eat meat, this pig has to pay attention to breeding piglets, chickens also have to pay attention to keeping eggs to hatch chicks, next year the young master will not pay!
Also, how to raise these things, this son has the final say, you can't raise them casually! ”
Yang Shaofeng's words fell, but the entire crowd was silent.
PS: Yesterday I had dinner with a certain sand sculpture netizen (I won't say that his name is Gou Zhengde), and as a result, I had diarrhea and ran to the toilet 8 times! After this chapter barely came out, I felt like the whole person was about to be wasted!
What's that, for my sake, I'm so miserable, hand over the tickets and rewards! Otherwise, you will be sent to the East Factory to be a factory worker!