"When can Brother Cheng return to his hometown? Can you take me with you when you go back? Tietou clasped his hands together and stared at Cheng Xiaohao with a pleading expression.

"This..."

Cheng Xiaohao was very embarrassed, not to mention whether it was possible for him to go back, even if he could go back, he was not sure if he could bring someone else, and it was a completely new world over there, and this ancient person could adapt to it when he got there.

And most importantly, he still doesn't have a clue about going back!

Cheng Xiaohao: "Okay, if I find a way to go home, if you want to go by then, I will tell you." ”

Let's comfort him like this, it's always good to give him some hope.

Sure enough, Tietou immediately burst into tears, strangled Cheng Xiaohao's neck, and couldn't help himself excitedly: "Ahhh I never imagined that I would be able to have black and thick hair in my lifetime. In the future, if Brother Cheng has any orders, I will never give up! As he spoke, he patted Cheng Xiaohao's back excitedly.

"Ahem... Ahem......"

was strangled by the neck, but Cheng Xiaohao almost didn't let Cheng Xiaohao suddenly lose his breath, and was smashed on his back by a big hammer-like hand like pounding rice, and his teeth cracked!

His lungs are going to crack!

In a trance.

That familiar feeling is here again.

He felt like a piece of meat on a chopping board, a small bean sprout that could wither in the cold wind.

Hemp buys skin!

If you don't let him go, he will really die young on the spot!

Zhao Erhu, who was barbecuing meat on the side, raised his head and was about to call the two of them, when he suddenly noticed Cheng Xiaohao, who was bruised, and hurriedly shouted: "Tietou let go of Brother Cheng, he is about to be strangled to death by you!" ”

The happy iron head heard Zhao Erhu's scolding, and was stunned for a while, until Zhao Erhu rushed up and broke his hand.

"Ahem, ahem... cough cough cough cough ......"

Cheng Xiaohao raised his head and breathed heavily, coughing loudly.

Tietou stood aside and apologized: "I'm sorry, I'm really sorry......"

The winter melon on the side covered his stomach with one hand, pointed to the two living treasures in front of him with the other, and tears of laughter spurted out: "Poofhahaha, laugh at me, really laugh at me, no, I can't stop laughing, hahaha......"

Tietou was still apologizing: "I'm really sorry, I almost killed you, I'm really too ......" He thought about it, but couldn't find a suitable word, so he continued to apologize non-stop.

Cheng Xiaohao lowered his head and waved his hand: "Ahem, no... It's okay, I don't blame you. ”

It's really embarrassing, he must exercise well in the future!

Zhao Erhu couldn't help laughing, but he tried his best to suppress his desire to laugh, he cleared his throat and said to Tietou: "Brother Cheng is a scholar, and he is studying on weekdays, unlike us who do some physical work every day, so his body is inevitably weak, and you should pay attention to proportions in the future." ”

Winter melon shook his long winter melon-like head, wiped the tears from laughter, walked to Cheng Xiaohao's side and patted him on the shoulder, and said with a smile: "Brother Cheng, you still can't do this, how about following me to practice some fist and foot kung fu to strengthen your body in the future?" ”

Cheng Xiaohao, whose mind is still a little chaotic: "Fist and foot kung fu? Taekwondo or Jeet Kune Do, Sanda or kickboxing? ”

Winter melon was stunned for a moment and asked, "What is that?" ”

"Uh..."Cheng Xiaohao laughed, "No, nothing." It's some fist and foot kung fu in my hometown, but because I can't use it, although I've heard of it, I've never learned it. ”

Winter melon was aroused by his interest, and asked, "Are those kung fu powerful?" Tell me about it. ”

Cheng Xiaohao: "This, I can't tell, anyway, it's just punching and kicking, you come and go." ”

Zhao Erhu: "When I was in prison, I heard that there were not many fights in Brother Cheng's hometown. So all these efforts are useless, right? It must be a paradise-like place, and if possible, I would like to go to your hometown with Brother Cheng in the future. ”

Cheng Xiaohao scratched his head and said with a smile: "Haha, there must be a chance, definitely." ”

Zhao Erhu smiled: "Then I'm looking forward to it." In other words, now, the world is uneasy after all, Brother Cheng might as well learn some boxing and foot kung fu with winter melon, he is the head of the fist and foot in the village on weekdays. ”

Cheng Xiaohao nodded, turned around and arched his hand to the winter melon: "Then it's troublesome... Belch...... What should I call you? ”

If you ask someone for advice, you can't call it the nickname winter melon, right?

Winter melon: "Just call me winter melon." ”

Cheng Xiaohao: "This, it seems a bit rude." ”

Winter melon smiled haughtily: "You literati just have a lot of rules. My name is winter melon, if there is any rudeness, if you like it, it is okay to call it Yang winter melon. ”

Cheng Xiaohao was embarrassed: "Well, then I'll call you winter melon." ”

Winter melon: "Don't use your word, you call me old." ”

Cheng Xiaohao is as good as flowing: "Okay, then I'm not welcome, I'll trouble the winter melon brothers to teach me a few more tricks in the future, haha." ”

Winter melon patted him on the shoulder: "That's it, haha, they are all brothers, don't fix those grinding rules in the future, let's talk straight, share blessings, and share difficulties." ”

"Hey! The meat is almost roasted into black charcoal, can you still eat it? Zhao Erhu shouted.

Four people sat around the fire, each roasting a rabbit.

Rabbit meat is delicious though.

It's just that there are no modern seasonings, and the taste is really reduced.

In fact, these days, he has eaten almost all kinds of game in the forest.

What flies in the sky, runs on the ground, and swims in the water, there are almost no people who can't catch them.

It's a pity that there are no suitable condiments and condiments, and every meal is roasted, and the few stews are also because they are not far from the village, and they spent some money to borrow pots.

These days, I eat barbecue and dough every day, and I am a little tired.

Next time, I'll have to ask the person who went to buy food to bring some fruits and vegetables to eat.

Thinking of this, Cheng Xiaohao looked into the distance, and could vaguely see a spark, which should be candlelight in the city.

"Why haven't the two of them come back yet?" Cheng Xiaohao couldn't help but be a little worried, "Shouldn't something happen?" ”

Winter melon gulped down the meat: "Don't worry, the two of them are not wanted." ”

Cheng Xiaohao: "Will there be any other trouble?" For example, if you have a dispute with someone or something? Then he was arrested and taken to the yamen..."

Winter melon: "Haha, Brother Cheng, you really like to joke. Don't worry, those two are very shrewd. ”

The iron head chewed the meat in his mouth, echoed in a rough voice, and said, "Those two brothers are human beings as their name suggests, one can run faster than a dog, and the other can burrow more than a loach. ”

Cheng Xiaohao: "......"

I always think this compliment is so weird.