Chapter 48: Get out of the way, the beautiful man is going to slap his face

Besides, Shen Lang finally managed to manage an image in his mother-in-law's mind to forgive me for my bohemian and uninhibited love of freedom, and now I have to intercede with him just because of a Xu Wenzhao, so my Shen Lang's character will be ruined.

This Xu Wenzhao is also a distant relative of his mother-in-law, if Shen Lang asks her for marriage, won't it make it difficult for him?

How can you make it difficult to be a leader? Do you still want to get mixed up?

So Shen Lang sat calmly in his place again, quietly waiting for Xu Wenzhao to bring his father-in-law to arrive.

"You still don't run?" Jin Mu Cong said: "Then wait for the next beating, but no one can save you." ”

Sure enough, just a moment later, there was the sound of hurried footsteps outside.

"Lord Earl, I can't teach this book, I have never seen such an uneducated person. ”

Xu Wenzhao's voice reached everyone's ears from a long distance.

More than a dozen students present sat neatly and neatly, their eyes excited and expectant.

They're just waiting to see the show.

"The most important thing in my Great Yan Dynasty is the Heaven and Earth Monarch, and Shen Lang is unscrupulous and has no respect for his superiors. Xu Wenzhao said sharply: "His behavior like this, at the very small, it is to bring bad classmates, and at the worst, it is to destroy the family style of the Earl's Palace, the crime is unforgivable, please punish the Earl, otherwise everyone will follow the example, and the learning style of my Earl's Mansion School will be completely destroyed." ”

Shen Lang was really a little speechless.

You Xu Wenzhao don't like me when he looks at me, won't he just hold back, and then find an opportunity to yin me? Let me break into a big disaster, and then be swept away by the Earl's Palace.

Even if I were to be whipped thirty times by the Earl today, you would have just let out a bad breath at most, and it would be completely useless.

The Earl came to Shen Lang and said coldly: "What's the matter? You are just presumptuous outside, why are you so reckless at home?"

With that, he couldn't help but hold the whip in his hand.

He is a conservative and old-fashioned person, once there is a conflict between the student and the teacher, it must be the student's fault, basically regardless of the three-seven-twenty-one fight first.

Jin Mu Cong didn't know how many times he had been beaten before, as long as the teacher complained, he would definitely be beaten.

Therefore, this fat otaku is so obedient in front of the teacher.

Lord Earl said: "Shen Lang, if you can't tell me why today, don't blame me for being ruthless." ”

These thirty lashes seem to be difficult to escape.

Shen Lang said: "Father-in-law, the son-in-law didn't do anything wrong?"

"Lord Earl, you see that he has not repented until now, and there is really no cure. Xu Wenzhao sneered.

Shen Lang said: "May I ask Mr. Xu, do I have a head to ear in your class?"

"Hmph. "Xu Wenzhao.

Shen Lang said: "Then can I read other miscellaneous books, or sleep on the table?"

"Hmph. "Xu Wenzhao.

Shen Lang said: "Since I haven't done any of these things, why don't I respect my teacher?"

Xu Wenzhao said: "When I give a lecture, your soul flies out of the sky, which is disrespecting the teacher. Isn't it a taint to teach you the gentlemen, but you desert, and then you desert?"

"There is no arithmetic in the imperial examination, so why do we have to focus on studying in the Earl's Court. Shen Lang said: "The six arts of a gentleman, etiquette, music, archery, royalty, calligraphy, and mathematics." After learning arithmetic, you can understand the economy and people's livelihood, and you can understand the changes of heaven and earth. We attach great importance to arithmetic, and it is entirely the foresight and foresight of the Earl. ”

This flickering suddenly made the count's face soften a lot.

Although my son-in-law is naughty, he still understands my heart very well.

Shen Lang said: "Mr. Xu taught us the way of arithmetic, and I respect him very much in my heart, and I don't have any thoughts of disrespecting teachers at all. ”

Xu Wenzhao said: "I'm in class, you are distracted, and you even say that you respect me? ”

Shen Lang said: "Mr. Xu, because the things you teach are relatively simple, I have learned them all." If you are pretending to listen carefully, it is not a waste of time, and that is the greatest disrespect to you. Therefore, according to the content of your lecture, I extended it in my mind to explore a deeper way of arithmetic, which is the purpose of learning, and this is the true way of respecting teachers. ”

I day.

The dozen or so students around were a little stunned.

You Shen Lang are really good at fooling, but why do I know that you are talking nonsense, but I still think it makes sense?

"Hahahaha......" Xu Wenzhao laughed and said, "The arithmetic I teach is simple?"

Shen Lang said sincerely: "Yes, it's too simple. ”

Xu Wenzhao said: "You know all the arithmetic I taught?"

Shen Lang said more sincerely: "It's not enough, it's just as you want, and you can use it in your heart." ”

Xu Wenzhao laughed again and said: "Milky child, you have been studying in the Hanshui Town School for ten years, you haven't even finished "University", and you have never been exposed to the way of arithmetic. ”

Regarding this, Xu Wenzhao is really absolutely sure.

Although arithmetic is known as one of the six arts of a gentleman, after all, there are no exams in the civil and military examinations, so there are not many people who learn it.

And the school where Shen Lang is located doesn't even know their teacher.

The people who were proficient in arithmetic in the entire Xuanwu City counted them on both hands, and he Xu Wenzhao was the best among them.

You can also learn other things by yourself, but arithmetic is something that you can't even get started without a teacher to teach you.

So Shen Lang is talking nonsense, he will do anything, he is really stupid.

Then Xu Wenzhao said: "Since you said that you can do it, then I will give you ten questions, if you answer three correctly, it proves that you can indeed teach you, and I will not punish you." ”

"If you don't answer three questions correctly, you will be given thirty lashes. ”

"And if you don't answer any of them correctly, it means that you don't know arithmetic at all, but you just don't know what to do.

As soon as these words came out, the Earl frowned.

He felt that Xu Wenzhao was a little too much, and couldn't help but say: "Shen Lang, you apologize to Mr. Xu, this matter is over, don't be distracted in class in the future." ”

Well, my father-in-law still loves me.

And Jin Mu Cong, the son of the world on the side, was surprised, father, you are not like this, you are so cruel to me, as long as the teacher complains, you will whip me.

Why is it Shen Lang's turn, he only needs to apologize?

The Earl was very conservative and old-fashioned, but he was not blind.

Of course he knew why Xu Wenzhao wanted to hold on to Shen Lang, wasn't it because his nephew Wang Lian was not selected as the son-in-law of the Earl's Palace?

But this Xu Wenzhao is an old man in the Earl's Mansion after all, and he has been managing the accounts of the Earl's Mansion for more than 20 years, and he has worked hard, and the Earl relies on him very much, so he wants to give him a face.

Xu Wenzhao was suddenly anxious, it was not enough to apologize, he must punish Shen Lang well today, out of this evil breath in his heart.

When he went home yesterday, he was also scolded by his wife and sister, saying that he had been a confidant of the Earl in vain, and had made Wang Lian lose to a waste.

Suddenly, Xu Wenzhao said: "Lord Earl, if you just apologize, you can do nothing, then every student will learn the same in the future, won't the style of study in my Earl's Mansion be completely ruined?"

Shen Lang suddenly said: "As long as I answer three questions correctly, I will be fine, right?"

"Yes. Xu Wenzhao said: "You only need to answer three questions correctly, which proves that you really know what I said in class." ”

Shen Lang said: "Then what if I get all ten questions right?"

"No way, young people don't daydream anymore. Xu Wenzhao said: "Arithmetic is broad and profound, you are only a stinky child, and it is difficult to see the door for the rest of your life." Don't say that you get ten questions right, even if you answer five questions correctly, I will publicly apologize to you. ”

"It's a deal. Shen Lang bowed down and said, "The father-in-law testifies, the old master testifies, and the classmates present testify." ”

Lord Earl was about to reprimand Shen Lang for messing around.

As a result, the old master behind him who taught the Book of Changes smiled and groaned: "Okay, the old man testifies." ”

This old master is over seventy years old, and he is not only Kaneki's teacher, but also his earl's teacher, and since he has spoken, the earl cannot refuse.

"Hmph. Lord Earl glared at Shen Lang and said, "There is no one in such eyes, and if you will be punished later, you will blame me for being heavy-handed, don't cry." ”

Xu Wenzhao said: "Since I am a teacher, I will punish it myself." ”

He was worried that the Earl's attack would be too light, so he had to take matters into his own hands and at least beat Shen Lang half to death.

The Earl will open his mouth to refuse.

But Shen Lang bowed down and said, "Mr. Xu, please ask the question." ”

"Hmph!" said the Earl.

You Shen Lang don't know that if you want to die, you can do it.

I know you have a great memory, but you can't learn anything without a few years of immersion in arithmetic.

Xu Wenzhao is so deep in arithmetic that your competition with him is completely hitting a stone with an egg.

......

Xu Wenzhao was proud, and immediately returned to his desk and began to think hard about the question.

Of course, he will come up with the most difficult questions, and it is best to make Shen Lang unable to do any of them.

In that way, Shen Lang could be whipped a hundred times, and he could be beaten half to death.

Of course, Xu Wenzhao knew that in fact, the Earl deliberately favored Shen Lang in his heart, if he really whipped Shen Lang a hundred times, the Earl was afraid that he would be unhappy.

But so what? The future of his life has come to an end, where does he need to swallow his anger?

Moreover, the accounts of the entire Earl's Mansion are in his hands, and it is the Earl who cannot do without him, not that he Xu Wenzhao cannot do without the Earl's Palace.

That's why he has nothing to fear.

For half an hour, Xu Wenzhao completely racked his brains and used up what he had learned in his life.

Finally, ten problems came up.

One is harder than the other!

Xu Wenzhao could conclude that all the students present couldn't even do the first course.

Not only the students present, but also not many people in the entire Xuanwu City who could do the first question correctly.

However, this is only the easiest part.

The latter topic is simply outrageous.

There are a few questions that he has seen completely from ancient arithmetic classics, and ordinary people can't even read it.

For something like Shen Lang who doesn't learn and has no skills, it is already unprecedented to be able to do a question correctly.

Xu Wenzhao could almost imagine what it would be like when he whipped Shen Lang.

He directly put these ten questions in front of Shen Lang and said: "Remember, if you answer three questions correctly, I will not pursue them, otherwise I will be whipped thirty, and if I can't do one question correctly, then I will be whipped one hundred!"

"Today I will teach you what is the way of respecting teachers and what is the way of arithmetic. ”

Xu Wenzhao slandered in his heart: "Young man, don't think that you can do whatever you want if you are handsome, you are still a little tender when you fight with me, and I will beat you half to death in a while." ”